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12:02 AM
Comey said he didn't want closed-door hearing because of leaks. GOP agreed to transcript and not to talk until it was released. But at start, @RepMattGaetz made clear he wasn't going to play along
"Yes, Matt, we know who you are, we know you're an asshole but for the love of god"
 
 
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4:41 AM
Imagine sitting on a concrete floor cross-legged for an hour without moving. Pain arises in the legs in about 30-45 minutes. One’s natural reaction is to change posture to avoid the pain. What if, instead of moving, one observed the pain and decided to remain still through it?
Oh okay so it's like being on Twitter
 
@TimStone wait who is he talking about here, because it sorta sounds like an attack on Obama but hasn't Trump replaced the entire White House Staff several times already?
 
Yes, it's one of those things he complained about before (2012) that he's now done himself
 
@TimStone oh i didn't see the date
man he's past tweets are going to be a new form of XKCD
@TimStone i think he's like Kryten from Red Drawf, so he's talking about his detachable penis
 
5:11 AM
@TimStone wasn't this the plot of sister act?
@TimStone jack you are meditating wrong tbh
@Memor-X pretty much
 
@GodEmperorDune it's probably for the reboot, to make it more realistic and meta
 
 
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1:45 PM
@GodEmperorDune I'm not sure if he understands that pain is the body's way of telling you, hey, if you keep doing this your body is going to be damaged
Or maybe Jack's just a masochist
Leaning on the latter
 
2:13 PM
@GodEmperorDune You mean the pain part or the casually going to Myanmar to meditate after social media aided a genocide part?
 
Metaphor for remaining on this website https://twitter.com/jack/status/1071575101223534594
 
Hey that was my joke (and likely that of half of twitter :P)
 
Ash
Vipassana would likely be good for those suffering chronic pain to help manage it. That’s not the goal of course, but definitely a simple practice to help. Being able to sit without moving at all for over an hour through pain definitely teaches you a lot about your potential.
What the hell dude no
 
 
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3:59 PM
At this point the French protests seem like cutting off the nose to spite the face
> On Friday, the French retail federation told Reuters news agency that retailers had lost about 1bn euros ($1.1bn; £900m) since the protests first began on 17 November.
 
4:13 PM
To the surprise of absolutely no-one Jack is an idiot as well as a nazi sympathizer
 
Ash
4:43 PM
I just like that he doesn't realize that oh hey with chronic pain you are likely already sitting for hours in pain
 
5:37 PM
@Ash injuring yourself to own the libs?
@ToxicFrog pretty much
Prosecutors have examined the statute of limitations on the campaign finance violations and believe charges could be brought against Trump if he is not re-elected. ⁦@npfandos⁩ ⁦@maggieNYT⁩ @nytmike⁩ https://nyti.ms/2zMa2xh?smid=nytcore-ios-share
Uhhh why not charge him now? It’s not like presidents get immunity to all crimes while in office and this seems like a bad thing to encourage
 
@GodEmperorDune Because charging him now means the Senate would have to impeach him. And since he's their ticket to exercising power...
 
5:53 PM
@Frank nope that’s only if you do impeachment proceedings, this is a regular crime so you can do regular court iirc
 
@GodEmperorDune Can you charge a sitting president with anything?
 
@Frank “senior justice dept officials” say no but it seems ridiculous that you can camp out as president and run out the clock on statute of limitations
 
@GodEmperorDune Pretty sure that's exactly what impeachment is supposed to correct.
 
6:32 PM
@Frank I think this is still unclear, and as far as I know there are no directly applicable precedents. There is some DOJ rule or something like that that says "no", but that might be overturned by a court
 
 
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9:13 PM
oh no
 
9:41 PM
Thank you @realDonaldTrump, @VP, and my great colleagues for the honor to serve our Nation at The White House. I will be departing at the end of the year but will work with the #MAGA team to advance the cause. 🇺🇸 #Georgia
Ayers passes
 
9:59 PM
@TimStone rekt
 
What did he do?
 
He's Pence's chief of staff who Trump wanted to replace Kelly
 
10:16 PM
Hah. So Trump's going to be without a chief of staff.
Not that he needs one; he doesn't follow any sort of delegation process anyways.
 
 
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11:36 PM
Ive been trying to think of a joke about this but nothing is funnier than just saying it: Jack payed a bunch of money to do a meditation that involved getting bit by 117 mosquitos in 10 mins. He paid for it. He thought it was good
lmao I missed that part
 
11:52 PM
No way
I got bit by that many mosquitoes once but I just went outside in the woods
$0
Hmmmmmm
@citizenlowell @universalhub He was on 93 about an hour ago
My man drives this around as his everyday vehicle with a snow plow on the front, I'm gonna say this deserves a closer look 🤔
 

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