This Is Fine

Tim Stone

00:00

Background check chief has 'never seen' mistakes like Kushner forms @CNNPolitics http://cnn.it/2ykAsX0

Tweeted by KFILE on October 12, 2017 at 11:59 PM

tfw your incompetent willful deception doesn't look like a typo because it's incompetent willful deception

Full Fallout. Complete with the remains of a 1950s car in the first shot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wsegE01zUE

Tweeted by lcamtuf on October 13, 2017 at 12:05 AM

>_>

So like

I (and the person who linked this on Twitter) kind of feel like they should hold the mail? For the people whose houses literally aren't there anymore?

GodEmperorDune

00:29

@TimStone yeah

Unionhawk

01:49

Nopls

No more billionaires for president pls

New rule

Especially not a billionaire that thinks individuals being trillionares can exist in an equitable society

MBraedley

Trump needs an approval rating above 40% to even have a chance of winning in 2020, and that assumes he isn't impeached before then.

user15026

The EPA cites reports of Puerto Ricans “obtaining, or trying to obtain, drinking water from wells at hazardous waste “Superfund” sites”

Tweeted by DavidBegnaud on October 11, 2017 at 10:32 PM

Unionhawk

@MBraedley he won't be impeached

He might quit, he might die on the toilet, but he will not be impeached

Private Pansy

03:13

@Ash So... they're building hotels. Except without any of the regulatory oversight of hotels.

> Company aims to legitimize home-sharing with landlords

Isn't this just renting?

Uber does ride-sharing, not taxis. AirBnB is home-sharing, not renting.

cazc_941

YouTube's Rules Don't Apply to Everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj8n78AuN3w

Tweeted by h3h3productions on October 8, 2017 at 10:00 PM

user15026

@PrivatePansy that's what worries me.

cazc_941

03:29

Geico is the proud sponsor of this active shooting. Thanks CNN

Tweeted by h3h3productions on October 2, 2017 at 7:19 AM in reply to h3h3productions

ಠ_ಠ

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk fuck that

Unionhawk

04:18

@GodEmperorDune yep

Avery

07:01

GodEmperorDune

y tho

fredley

11:20

@Unionhawk NO

Unionhawk

Tweeted by ptrmsk on October 12, 2017 at 1:23 AM

The world may never know

Kevin van der Velden

11:42

@Unionhawk surely it's possible, we just need to have inflation of about a million

Yes that

Equifax: Now serving malware instead of just doing malpractice

Unionhawk

12:03

@KevinvanderVelden ubi, but also I am still allowed to be offensively rich, is approximately the man's politics

Lizard man

If anyone is a lizard it's zuck

Either there are no lizard people, or there are lizard people and zuck is one of them

Nzall

12:52

part 2 of chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/40528278#40528278: Unless you're Donald Trump and that table happens to be the table Obama had coffee at once

Tim Stone

Trump now very clear he's holding hostages - CSRs and DACA kids - and wants Democrats to negotiate for them.

Tweeted by StevenTDennis on October 13, 2017 at 12:48 PM

Who knew what voters wanted was to be explicit pawns in a sociopath's game?

Unionhawk

13:09

It's the classic conservative playbook, honestly

Tim Stone

13:58

GOP takes aim at getting Manchin to provide a Dem vote for tax reform bill http://hill.cm/FFlQht4

Tweeted by thehill on October 13, 2017 at 1:58 PM

I mean

That would make sense for literally everything else?

But I don't know that West Virginia has a large share of people who would benefit from this

(or rather, preceive to benefit)

Unionhawk

It's simple science

If you cut taxes for the corporations

then the jobs will come back

and they'll give that money to their employees

(NARRATOR: they will not give that money to their employees)

Nzall

@Unionhawk I mean, most corporations have learned how to do the same stuff with less employees, they're not going to suddenly become less efficient because they got a tax cut

Unionhawk

For the most part they'll just be making more money

And the idea that multinationals performing tax avoidance schemes like holding their money in the netherlands and bermuda or whatever will just bring the money back to the US if we lower the corporate rate is absurd

That literally won't happen

The people who stand to gain from the plan are people with $4m estates, mainly

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk To be completely fair there may be situations in which this is true but not in a way that's meaningful for workers, regardless

Celebrity chef sued by Trump: "We are feeding the National Guard" in Puerto Rico http://hill.cm/EUMwKFr

Tweeted by thehill on October 13, 2017 at 2:13 PM

jfc it's been a long week, because I definitely did not read that correctly

Like it seemed entirely plausible that Trump was somehow suing the chef, now, as a result of him helping

Pentagon accidentally included reporter in email thread about how to spin Puerto Rico to the media http://hill.cm/1vuu7Tr

Tweeted by thehill on October 13, 2017 at 2:19 PM

Yuuki

14:23

I'm guessing it's a celebrity chef that was sued or is currently in the process of being sued by Trump for some past reason who is currently in Puerto Rico?

Nzall

@Yuuki Yeah, that's it

the chef pulled back from a planned restaurant in A Trump Hotel, and Trump Sued him for it.

Tim Stone

@Yuuki Yeah, he was the chef who was going to be involved with Trump's D.C. hotel

(I had forgotten about that)

Unionhawk

the same trump hotel that'll serve you a martini with ice in a white wine glass?

Tim Stone

No, that's the Trump Grill in Trump Tower

Unionhawk

ah

right

Still though, if that's what they sent me vs what I ordered, I would send it back and walk the hell out

Tim Stone

14:27

If she wasn't bothered by associating with Milo I guess a martini in a wine glass wouldn't be that off-putting

Unionhawk

that's true

It's still absurdly wrong

Tim Stone

Absurdly wrong is what the people want! (?)

Unionhawk

I mean Trump doesn't drink so it's not really his fault

Nzall

I got to stop reading ANP propaganda, because it's actually working on me

Unionhawk

But you'd think he'd like, hire somebody that did, or, knew how to be a bartender

Nzall

14:29

(ANP => American Nazi Party)

Unionhawk

@Nzall become radicalized by the left instead

Nzall

@Unionhawk I'd prefer if I don't get radicalized at all

Wipqozn

"Trump scraps key Obamacare subsidies, urges Democrats to fix 'broken mess'" - reuters.com/article/us-usa-healthcare/…

Unionhawk

I love that his argument is that he cannot lawfully make the payments when that's literally part of the law

Wipqozn

> “The Democrats ObamaCare is imploding. Massive subsidy payments to their pet insurance companies has stopped. Dems should call me to fix!” Trump said in a post on Twitter early on Friday, calling the law “a broken mess.”

I'm so happy I don't live in Trumptopia

Has he renamed the country yet?

I'm waiting for him to make that EO

Because it's clear he seems to think democracy doesn't matter, and he can do whatever he wants

Is this something the ACLU can step in on?

Unionhawk

14:38

no

Wipqozn

Because this is nuts

Fun times

Unionhawk

healthcare by thunderdome only

If the democratic party can't win 2018 on "we'll work to stop the bleeding here holy shit", then it is a failed party

Tim Stone

#BREAKING Mr. President, stop using NY families as political pawns. We’ll sue to defend #ACA subsidies.

Tweeted by AGSchneiderman on October 13, 2017 at 2:51 AM

Unionhawk

Oh, yeah, state AGs can potentially do things

Tim Stone

Also

Trump: "I met with the president of the Virgin Islands." https://t.co/Lqc0DYLaO0

Tweeted by ZackFord on October 13, 2017 at 2:34 PM

>_>

Unionhawk

14:42

Terrific guy

high IQ

Nzall

@TimStone That can be interpreted in 3 ways: Either he means the governor and it's a mistake, he had a mental debate on Virgin Islands with himself, or he is just lying and he did nothign

Tim Stone

That all three are likely is something

Unionhawk

He probably means governor and is too stupid to know that USVI is not a different country

Tim Stone

It's in the name!

Guest @tedcruz: "Nobody cares more about the deficit and debt than me... the only way to pay it down is with economic growth"

Tweeted by SquawkCNBC on October 13, 2017 at 12:08 PM

Uhh

I…I don't think that's how the federal deficit works, at all

Yuuki

If you swap a couple of words around though...

Unionhawk

14:50

you see

by decreasing tax%

you increase tax$

by magic

Yuuki

"Nobody cares more about economic growth than me... the only way to increase it is with deficit and debt."

Tim Stone

Trump: "I don't have a schedule, but if I did have a schedule, I would say we are substantially ahead of schedule."

Tweeted by kaitlancollins on October 13, 2017 at 2:33 PM

rubs temples

Unionhawk

so much winning

Private Pansy

@TimStone Ah, so this is Trump's schedule

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Tim Stone

Well played

Unionhawk

15:04

I mean he did get Gorsuch in and has affected the judiciary for the next probably 40 years

the judge who ruled that truckers must remain with their truck until their employer allows them to leave even in a life-threatening scenario

oh hey

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk that was entirely McConnell

Unionhawk

the president is a keynote speaker at an event literally hosted by hate groups

:cool:

GodEmperorDune

Very fine people on many sides, many sides

Unionhawk

15:25

holy shit I just witnessed the most galaxy brain protest sign

> Government Keep yore Hands of my Medicare! Don't Steal From Medicare to support SOCIALIZED MEDICINE

ToxicFrog

..........

Yuuki

._.

ToxicFrog

How do these people remember to breathe

Unionhawk

I don't understand

ToxicFrog

HOW

files that in the same bucket as "Obamacare repeal won't affect me, I'm on the ACA"

Yuuki

15:27

I just want to sit these people down and then never let them get up.

This isn't stupid. This isn't even advanced stupid. This is weaponized stupid.

These people are WMDs.

Weapons of Mass Dumbness.

Okay, sorry about that. But reading that actually hurt me.

Like I'm feeling physical pain.

Unionhawk

We're not sure if it's a tea party sign or some lib making fun of tea party

Yuuki

Please let it be the latter.

I'm not sure if my brain can handle Poe's Corollary in this case.

user15026

16:13

@Yuuki Poe's Corolllary?

Yuuki

@Ash Well, Poe's Law says that there's no parody or satire that's so obvious that no one will take it for a true argument.

I'm not sure if I'm using the right words, but the corollary is someone presenting something so ridiculous that a normal person believes it to be parody or satire but that person is serious.

> Poe's Law: I say something stupid as a joke, but there's always someone who thinks I'm being serious.
> Poe's Corollary: I say something stupid seriously, but it's so stupid that everyone thinks I'm making a joke.

user15026

ah, I follow you now :)

Yuuki

20:01

> "I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things." - Donald Trump (not probably because he definitely actually said this)

Kevin van der Velden

20:21

Is he quoting from alice in wonderland?

Unionhawk

21:26

Woo

Yuuki

> Evan Penny
> Evan Lincoln
> Evan Abraham Lincoln
> Evan Pence
> Evan Heads Not Tails
> Evan Four Score And Seven Years Ago
> Evan For Your Thoughts

> Evan Now You F--ked Up

> Evan Five More Of These And You'll Still Be None The Richer

Unionhawk

Listen, a penny happened to be convenient opsec

Yuuki

> Sing A Song Of Six Evans

Unionhawk

23:54

"A prominent Donald Trump Discord fell apart due to a feud over anime" "WHY IS THAT A SENTENCE THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME, GOD DAMNIT"

Oh cool

UC is allowing a white supremacist to speak

Literally nobody asked for this

He just wanted to be allowed to rent a room

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