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1:24 AM
@BradC which would not be surprising she will answer around if it's brought up during the interview
it's almost as if they know it's going to be one hell of a dick move
 
1:40 AM
@Nzall #MOGA #Vote4Dagon
 
1:55 AM
@Jolenealaska dare 2020 give us this one gift......that the remaining debates will be cancelled?
thinking of it, probably not. Trump might get it and attend the debate so he can infect Baiden out of spite
just as possible that if Trump got it, he's asymptomatic and infects everyone else around it
 
 
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3:25 AM
 
Nice, and 31% of the country are sociopaths
 
69 + 31 + 19 + 17 = 136%
 
I think they allowed them to choose more than one
 
MOE +/- 3.4PTS
 
3:51 AM
that's a good point maybe 72.4% of people were annoyed
 
 
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This seems terrible - either he'll get off lightly in which case he'll start shouting how Covid is no big deal, or he'll get a serious case in which case Mike Pence becomes Potus either temporarily or permanently
Both outcomes seem awful
Also announcing this via Twitter
 
5:43 AM
@PrivatePansy Thing is, if Pence becomes POTUS, he'd have to run against Biden, and I'm not sure how that would affect the elections this late in the race
 
@Nzall I don't think you can switch candidates this late
 
@MadScientist A presidential nominee has never been ill during the race before
or at least not with a potentially deadly disease
 
If he was tested positive now, he was probably infectious at the debate
 
True
Worst case scenario is he infected Biden
 
With this being 2020 and all, this could incapacitate both candidates
 
5:50 AM
@Stormblessed Oh great this happens right around the time Trump starts to play the victim card, stealing the one liberal narrative every single conservative hates. Let's see how the MAGA people eat it up.
 
@EddieKal It wouldn't even surprise me if he faked it, skips a debate due to this, and then announces that he's well again, and the virus isn't a big deal
 
@MadScientist He and his people would totally do something like that. I hope to God this is a false positive and he reports negative soon. Because I really hope this is not going to be his clincher in the election.
 
False positives are very unlikely with a PCR test
 
I came here for this. Holy Shit. And away we go.
 
what are the odds they got joe sick
gotta be >50% right
 
5:59 AM
my thought exactly
maybe >40
 
It wasn't just Trump, but odds are more people in staff and his family are infected and were present at the debate
 
I guess for this I'll use my YouTube TV free trial.
 
Given Trump's age, he has something like an almost 5% chance to die from Corona
 
AND obese. That's a really big risk factor.
 
But assuming 2020 what will probably happen is that Trump has a mild case and Biden dies from it, creating enough chaos that Trump wins again
 
6:10 AM
If Trump dies things are just gonna be worse. Although we often joke about the Trump dynasty and rip on his screamingly outrageous nepotism, if Trump dies of course Junior won't automatically take over. But it would without a doubt give Ivanka, Junior, even Barron instant political boosts. It would pave the way for Ivanka to take over the Trump empire and amass huge numbers of MAGA followers.
 
I'm going to be real here, I think you're trying to play 5d chess with multiverse time travel on top of a game of checkers that you're just spectating
 
lol
 
like unless you are either the coronavirus or a doctor at walter reed
 
Let the infectious debate spread!
 
@EddieKal but before all of that, Pence
 
6:16 AM
China: mission accomplished
 
okay okay
I think we're taking this a step too far
 
@Jolenealaska you got that right, pal
 
Even though Biden and Trump are both some of the least suited candidates possible, it's still really disrespectful to want either of them to die from COVID. And it's REALLY dumb to imply that China deliberately started this pandemic in an attempt to infect Trump
 
come on, revenge is a dish best served cold
 
You're like 3/3 on bringing the conversation topic over to China.
 
6:25 AM
The human race has seen a whole lot of contagious diseases and it always has to start somewhere. Just because a really big one started in China this time doesn't mean it was China's fault.
 
@EddieKal Heck, there was one we called the Spanish flu but, IIRC, it originated in the US.
@EddieKal "And who has a better story than Barron the Broken?"
Man, if we get the Night King in early December for like two days...
 
Quarantine lasts for 3 weeks, right?
 
@skullpatrol 14 days minimum, IIRC.
 
YouTube free trial is 2 weeks, not one month. Pfft. BBC just interviewed someone from The Hill. She wasn't even trying to not look gleeful.
Yeah 14 minimum
 
@Yuuki Yeah, and the Spanish Flu was called that because Spain was pretty much the only country that heavily reported on it, because most of the rest of the developed world was still finishing up a war, and the news about the flu in the trenches was heavily suppressed
 
6:30 AM
Without complications.
 
@Unionhawk I so wanted to star that
 
27 mins ago, by Jolenealaska
AND obese. That's a really big risk factor.
 
@Jolenealaska Bit weird given that The Hill is a right-leaning news outlet, though far closer to the center than pretty much any other "right-leaning" news outlet.
Or "news" outlet.
 
Major complication^^
 
@Yuuki Yeah and I think in the 80s AIDS was called an African disease and then "gay men's cancer", as if Africa and the LGBT community were to blame. Ludicrous.
 
6:34 AM
Lest we forget the Asian and Hong Kong flu
 
honestly it's incredible that it's taken this long given how many times he's met with jair bolsonaro over the last six months (at least one)
 
the timing is too "opportunistic" imho
 
> Cheer up, Mr. President. Herman Cain got Covid and he’s still managing to tweet.
 
@Unionhawk and all the people he's met with
 
6:42 AM
41 mins ago, by Mad Scientist
It wasn't just Trump, but odds are more people in staff and his family are infected and were present at the debate
That^ will go down as the debate that quarantined the entire election of 2020
Perhaps, they'll have to call it off?
Till 2021.
 
@skullpatrol can't happen
well very unlikely
 
@skullpatrol If they want a nationwide revolt
 
We all know trump is a gambling man.
 
@skullpatrol there's the constitution
can't really gamble against that
if i recall it's very clearly stated in exact words about elections, you can't change the interpretation
 
@Memor-X If they call off the election, it's the leader of the house who will become interim POTUS until the election is held
And the leader of the House would most likely be a democrat
Most likely Nancy Pelosi, even
 
6:55 AM
@Nzall that's what i mean
the part the GOP would hate
does that kick in also if Trump drags the lection results for months?
 
You never know with politcs.
We'll definitely see a huge spike in political science majors graduating in 4 years because of all the interest this is causing.
 
@Memor-X If the electoral college hasn't decided on a candidate before the 20th of January, the speaker of the House automatically becomes POTUS
 
I'm watching MSNBC now. They keep showing Hope Hicks in ridiculous stiletto heels. Is that all she wears?
@Nzall That seems like an actual possibility, now.
MSNBC talking heads are universally looking like they're almost-but-not-quite trying to hide their glee.
 
7:15 AM
Maybe Obama will jump in.
 
@skullpatrol that won't happen. The POTUS line of succession skips any ineligible candidates
 
hmm.
 
I don't like that either
 
President Pelosi. It does nicely roll off the tongue.
 
Trump supporters should start wearing masks now.
With "make America great again" across the front
 
7:38 AM
:D
 
nice
 
This is getting to be like 9/11. Where were you when you found out trump has Covid-19?
 
yup
this is momentous
ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
7:57 AM
MSNBC is full-on speculating that Hicks infected Trump. That is causing glee in talking heads
 
@Jolenealaska if you follow expert advice. If. Wouldn't be surprised if he's walking outside in a week.
 
 
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9:11 AM
@Jolenealaska Best joke I read about this was that he's in a 3rd high risk group: low income
 
heehee!
 
9:44 AM
HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO KISS THE CAMERA LENS ON A LIVE NEWS BROADCAST DURING A PANDEMIC!!!
 
10:13 AM
LOL! Exactly 4 years ago, Trump was making fun of Clinton over her pneumonia
 
4 hours ago, by skullpatrol
come on, revenge is a dish best served cold
 
11:03 AM
@Stormblessed Exactly why I popped in. Biden probably has it as well.
@MadScientist This is exactly what will happen.
ALL HAIL THE FOREVER PRESIDENT
 
11:29 AM
Biden should immediately be taking a test and self-isolating himself too
 
@Nzall after the restrictions WERE ONLY JUST LIFTED!!!!!!!!
for the past couple of months people have been bitching about the restrictions
 
Honestly the debate being in person was already stupid enough. It should've been done virtually, or at least have the candidates much, much further apart.
@Nzall and also agreed
Everyone at the debate should
 
11:46 AM
I have to say, the writers of this season know how to write a good Heel face turn
Time to have a modern take on that classic joke: if Biden and Trump were to both die from COVID, who would win the election? America
 
if Trump dies you can already see the arguments between the parties
 
Those arguments will go ballistic if both Trump AND Biden die
pun not intended
 
GOP: we should go ahead with Pence VS Baiden
Dems: you have to select a runner up from when you was selecting who will be leader, oh wait, no one challenged Trump, Baiden then wins by default
GOP: LINE OF SUCCESSION!
Dems: END AT THE ELECTION!
 
@Memor-X The Supreme Court will be essential. Oh wait, Barrett hasn't been confirmed yet
 
@Nzall GDOePms: [INCORHIENT YELLING]
 
11:51 AM
Gotta say, this election season has become really entertaining for foreign spectators
 
@Nzall not like we have a choice. news media here likes to cover it too
 
Same here
 
 
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1:01 PM
@Nzall Bahaha, that’s awesome
to be fair, probably very few people had kissed that lens before
Might be the closest thing to sterile in that place
 
@Undo I'm sure there are a couple of people in that crowd who're so drunk they've effectively sterilized themselves
 
1:21 PM
a number of news media outlets here in Australia like Paul Murry, Credlin, The Project, are suggesting that Trump is lying about his infection. not a horrible thing to say because he is the Boy who Cried Wolf but has lied about way more things
 
1:46 PM
@Jolenealaska Just as likely that Trump infected Hicks, not the other way around. In his call yesterday with Hannity, he was slinging some real weird "she got infected by the military" shit, maybe to deflect from his own responsibility (this was before he announced he had it as well)
(just in case you're curious who else could be at risk)
Can't point to any particular tweet, but several people are pointing out something very important: The White House did not voluntarily disclose any of this
 
@BradC I was thinking along those lines from when I first heard he was positive.
 
> Ronna McDaniel, the RNC chairwoman, tested positive for the coronavirus on Wednesday, multiple sources say. She has mild symptoms. She was last with POTUS last Friday and has been in Michigan since then. - Maggie Haberman
Ah, it was in the NYTimes article:
> “White House officials had hoped to keep the news about Ms. Hicks from becoming public, to no avail.” - tweet with link
> Update: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
From CNN reporter Sarah Mucha:
> Hearing there was no contact from the Trump campaign or the White House to alert the Biden campaign of possible exposure to COVID-19.
 
2:33 PM
I'm definitely having a beer with lunch because... (screams internally) yeah, that.
 
From my last link above, a reminder that one weird part of a reporter/editor's job is to pre-write stories just in case they're needed:
> I’ve been writing a version of the Donald Trump Has The Coronavirus story since March, when news broke that the president had potentially been exposed to the virus at Mar-a-Lago. I, along with BuzzFeed News’ science editor, have regularly updated that prewritten story ever since with more and more grim updates about the virus and the administration’s botched response. I still woke up shocked to see that it was published, even after the Hope Hicks news Thursday night.
Wonder if they're pre-writing different versions of stories depending on how Trump's (or Melania's) illness progresses
 
@BradC that and also his demise
 
yep. Here's the mentioned pre-written (and updated) article, btw. Does seem to be much more fully detailed that would have been possible to throw together in the last few hours:
 
2:50 PM
@Memor-X I doubt this is happening, but it may make some sense to lie about having it when he actually doesn't. "Have" it, recover in three days with no or minimal symptoms, pick up a few sympathy votes and get to use yourself as an example of "see, it ain't so bad".
Of course, with recovery rates, that's likely to be the case whether he truly has it or not
 
@Undo Hard to imagine with his inflated ego though. Think of his "most perfect checkup in the history of presidential checkups" obvious nonsense
 
@BradC You pretty much have to considering news generally is very bursty
As in, if there is news, it's probably huge or a huge amount and you can't really write those articles ad hoc
 
@Nzall True. You can sometimes tell when they haven't done this, that they drop a headline with a single brief paragraph at first, then flesh it out over the next hour in bits and pieces
 
And on the other hand, you generally have a couple of moments when not much news happens and it's better to fill those hours (example: Friday generally doesn't have much non-emergency news) with preparing texts so you can be early
@BradC Yeah, BBC does that often
And it often happens in case of the ENTIRELY unexpected, like when in early August Beirut exploded
 
@BradC Point
 
2:55 PM
@BradC I don’t know if there’s any point if the Potus will announce it via Twitter faster than the campaigns will communicate with each other
 
@Nzall Yep. Just hadn't ever through about it. I mean, we've seen the occasional accidental slip up of a pre-written obituary getting released, I just never gave it much through that this is done much more widely
I mean, two versions of an article depending on who wins an election, I guess. Although I heard some outlets never bothered to prepare a "Trump wins" version in 2016
 
@BradC I know the NYTimes only had a barebones version of the Trump story written and had to scramble to fill more pages
 
@BradC it also makes sense from a completeness perspective. As in, if you start an article early and keep it updated with major events, you don't have to worry about a crucial event not being mentioned in your article.
 
Yep. I'd imagine that even though pre-writing is an old technique (at least for obits), with immediate digital publishing it is that much more important
 
3:41 PM
 
4:00 PM
@MadScientist I'm not even surprised. Trump supporters just listen to whatever Trump parrots, without actually thinking about it themselves.
I'm sure there's a rural vs urban aspect to it as well.
 
4:13 PM
Apple: We care about the environment, so we'll recycle your old iDevices
Recycling company: Some of these devices are still good! Let's reuse them
Also Apple: Wait, no
https://9to5mac.com/2020/10/01/apple-catches-electronics-recycler-illegally-reselling-over-100000-iphones-ipads-apple-watches/
 
Hooray?
 
Pretty much my reaction too
 
(or, perhaps, this confirms he is going for the sympathy vote)
even, gambling on it?
 
4:48 PM
> Apple has sued the Canadian electronics recycling company Geep after it was caught illegally selling over 100,000 Apple devices that were supposed to be recycled. Geep is saying that the responsibility should fall on the three employees that acted on their own but an interesting twist here is that they were reportedly Geep executives.
 
> Both McConnell and Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) indicated on Friday that they plan to move forward with Barrett's nomination as planned.
 
some good reporting in this one
> Two Republicans in close contact with the White House told me that Trump’s symptoms have included a cough and fever. Melania is said to be asymptomatic. “They are worried about the president because of his age,” one of the sources said.
> Sources said Trump will likely want to be seen in public as soon as possible to blunt the narrative that he is sidelined by the virus he’s spent the last six months downplaying. “He’s going to want to get out there a lot sooner than people think,” the former official said. “But it will be hard to hide if he’s sick. Also, who will want to be in a room with him?”
> Meanwhile, Hicks has experienced more pronounced symptoms than the president. Two sources said she has had a high fever and a cough, with one source adding she lost her sense of smell. Hicks is said to be frustrated with Trump for taking such a cavalier approach to the virus. She was one of the few West Wing staffers to wear a mask in meetings, which her colleagues chided her for. “She was made fun of because she wore a mask,” a friend said.
 
Pandemonium inside, pandemic outside
 
> Sources told me Hicks is also upset that news coverage has made it appear that she gave Trump the virus, when in fact no one knows where he got it. “It’s so unfair she’s sort of being blamed,” the friend told me.
 
5:04 PM
@skullpatrol Well said
 
2020: Year of the panda.
a new year is being added to the oldest calendar
 
@Jolenealaska Who knows if she didn't get COVID as well from this, the timeline could match with her meeting Trump
 
It's kind of worrying they couldn't even trace where the virus came from just the small number of people in the president's entourage
 
They're being selective with their data releases
it's like chess game now
Trump has gone "all-in" for the sympathy vote
Now is the perfect time to get those people off the fence
11 hours ago, by skullpatrol
the timing is too "opportunistic" imho
chess checkers game
year of the sympathetic panda and/or pathetic panda, depending how you look at it
 
5:51 PM
@BradC To be fair, it appears that she's at least 2 days ahead of Trump in the progression of the disease. She almost certainly got it before him.
 
 
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6:57 PM
@MBraedley A lot of speculation that the Amy Comey Barrett announcement event on Saturday might have been a superspreader event - multiple people from that event are now testing positive, and the timing seems right
As for the nominee herself, well:
 
Has she been retested?
 
> As the Supreme Court nominee, Barrett is now tested daily and most recently had a negative test for covid-19 Friday morning, according to deputy White House press secretary Judd Deere.
 
Good enough
 
7:26 PM
> Fox News anchor Chris Wallace had a lot of thoughts on Friday morning following the massive news that President Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19, scolding the Trump family for declining to wear masks at Tuesday’s debate and then, in a later segment, dismissing the expertise of the president’s Fox-friendly coronavirus adviser.
> Buried lede in Notre Dame president's statement about SCOTUS event:
> He says after White House gave guests COVID tests, "we were notified that we had all tested negative and were told that it was safe to remove our masks."
 
@BradC This is the good version of satire, the one starts with an extremely implausible headline and runs it into absurdity
 
 
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> Chris Wallace just said on Fox that Trump arrived too late in Cleveland to have been tested by the clinic and that there was an "honor system" for the candidates to have arrived after already testing negative.
 
@Unionhawk "We didn't know,w e swear!"
 
 
@BradC I wonder how his supporters would feel if they had gotten the virus personally from the President
 
prescient gif
 
9:00 PM
@Wipqozn Isn't that what the German civilians said about the concentration camps according to apocryphal anecdotes?
 
@BradC I wonder how many coronavirus costumes we'll see for this year's Halloween. As a bonus the spike proteins can help maintain social distancing
 
@Wipqozn yeah I'm sure the percentage of employees excluding managers is higher
since they either 1) don't know nothing or 2) did the thing probably
 
At least this will ensure the White House and the GOP will take this whole thing more ser... (puts finger to earpiece)
Well, at least the president isn't feeling poorl... (puts finger to earpiece)
> Breaking on @MSNBC: Three sources tell NBC News that President Trump has a low-grade fever, according to @carolelee - link
 
It's a blog post by the security researcher who reported the bug to Grindr
 
@Nzall wow that is horrifying
 
9:14 PM
> President Trump has a fever, per a source; and is fatigued and taking an experimental antibody cocktail, per a letter from his physician. - Jake Tapper
 
@BradC Why isn't he taking bleach? Or hydroxychloroquine
@Nzall This is like an intern level security bug
Oh god and the response (or there lackof) is even worse
> we believe we addressed the issue before it was exploited by any malicious parties
How would they know? They sent the entire reset token to the frontend
 
@PrivatePansy I think they might be able to detect large-scale abuse of that. But individual abuse is probably not distinguishable from regular use of the reset function, so I certainly wouldn't just believe that statement
 
So probably at least a moderate case, not a mild one
 
@MadScientist That's what I thought too. There might be some heuristics like checking if the IP address of the reset came from ones regularly used by the user who requested, but it's obviously not definitive
 
9:20 PM
@MadScientist Yeaaah, I mean it's possible they're sending him to Walter Reed just to be extra super duper sure given the circumstances, but whew
Doesn't really restore my confidence in their description!
 
@PrivatePansy If Iran tried to use this with a database of emails to detect all the gays, that certainly would be something they could see. But smaller stuff, I see no chance
@TimStone I think that means that they can't exclude that he might need intubation
I would suspect that anything below intensive care could be done at the White House
It's not as if expense is an issue there, they could easily justify putting a physician or two there full time
 
The only way they could really say that is to email every single user that reset password while this vulnerability was live and checked in with them
 
I mean it does give them the opportunity to do whatever is necessary immediately in the setting, so given the stakes I could see why they'd encourage it even in a moderate case, but unfortunately you can't believe reports about the President's health even when it's not this President so here we are
I'm assuming like
They have some kind of facilities there
But let's be real
 
@TimStone With the president I think you never can ignore the messaging and appearances. So I would think that even with e.g. Obama or Bush they would not go to a hospital unnecessarily, simply because this kind of stuff tends to seriously spook people
 
No President has ever been all "I'm gonna go work from the hospital"
@MadScientist True, I guess the fact that the pandemic is clearly dangerous might change the calculus but that's obviously still a consideration
 
9:27 PM
I think a president other than Trump could have sold it as a precaution in this case. As they could use it to emphasize that Covid is dangerous and require intensive care quickly
 
Marine One has arrived on the White House lawn, I'm curious if they'll get him on camera walking out
 
This weekend and next week could easily run at 10x speed compared to 2020, which is already filled with decades of serious events
 
@TimStone She points out that Trump hates hospitals, so getting him to go to one does seem like a big deal
News channels covering the 25th Amendment
 
If he's getting intubated, they have to invoke it
And the event that might have caused this is the RBG replacement announcement. Almost makes me believe there is a vengeful god
 
So if Trump dies during the election due to Covid.... does Pence automatically become the one running for president?
I know Pence would be become the president as well, but this close to the election I'm assuming he'd also effectively step up an be running for president in his place?
 
9:43 PM
@Wipqozn I don't think there is any automatic mechanism, the succession rules are not in play
 
@Wipqozn No precedent for this situation; GOP party rules say they can replace a candidate at any time if needed, so yeah, most likely is that any Trump/Pence votes go to Pence/Ivanka?? (shudder)
 
@BradC tbh I'm not convinced they won't pull some North Korean FOREVER PRESDIENT non-sense.
 
I'd wish everyone a calm and rejuvenating weekend, but...
How about: hold on to your butts!!
 
If Trump is seriously ill, this won't be just the weekend, it'll be longer
 
I just realized that if he dies the GOP will probably take control of his Twiter account to help them in future elections.
and just ing eneral
 
9:59 PM
I don't expect him to die, but simply being hospitalized is pretty much flipping the board on the entire campaign, who knows what effects that will have
 
10:14 PM
lmao
Oh yeah they should get Dr. Cillizza in there
Like being the President and what is happening to you is actually of huge consequence!
Weird that he hasn't just like, gotten on Marine One yet?
 
@TimStone Ah yes, thoughts and prayers
Seems about right, given that's how much he's given the average American affected by Covid
 
10:33 PM
Put out a short video statement
 
@TimStone that really doesn't sound like Trump. He's obviously not in critical condition at this point, but making this statement and going to Walter Reed is also not something I'd assume he would make without reason
 
Anonymous reports seem to be that he's scared, after downplaying the seriousness for so long
 
That might be a good explanation as well, if he is truly worried
 
"I never thought a virus would infect my face," cried the leader of the Virus Infecting People's Faces Party.
 
It was only supposed to infect other people's faces though
I went to the ER for extended heart palpitations the other week and while it was fine (?) per tests the feeling I could actually die really messed me up
lol Herman Cain's account tweet about this is just too much
Get a new handle y'all damn
 
11:15 PM
@TimStone Good. I hope this is terrible for him. He deserves it for how much he's hurt Americans during covid. Aka come on karma.
 

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