(it was operating illegally)

@TimStone lol, rekt

@TimStone extremely same

i was gonna post it but the rest of the article was just too weird and spouse feature is not great of a genre

Holy hell I almost choked on my ice cream RE: that last retweet @GodEmperorDune

@TimStone yeah its so much wat

@TimStone lol he should've done some anti trump stunt and #resistance would fill up his gofundme

> Botched CIA Communications System Helped Blow Cover of Chinese Agents

@GodEmperorDune Bonus points for her not even being able to spell their last name correctly but holy hell

Nothing says "Oh yeah I definitely didn't do it my case is solid" as being a high-profile defendant who still needs to hop on Twitter to ask for someone to do pro bono work

@TimStone who even is this account? just a rando fan?

It's his wife!

HOW DID SHE MISSPELL IT THEN

also her tweets look more like an insta than a twitter feed

this is all kinds of weird

there's 2 of them now and another 4 on the way

Italians shakes head

She was, funnily enough, friends with that professor, Joseph Mifsud, who no one can/could find

@TimStone :thinking:

Good times

@TimStone How the hell did they just figure this out?

@SaintWacko clearly a qanon plot

Speaking of which, there is a TNG episode where they come up with an impossible shape and use it to paralyze the borg while they spend so much time analyzing it... qanon is like the same thing except for humans

@SaintWacko Oh, I thought you meant the code sharing killing 30 spies thing and was prepared to say "contractors" but yeah for this it's possible they did like a series of warnings and whatever before taking action for any number of reasons

That's…that's not how any of this works

I missed or forgot the impulse for the upcoming prison strike

fuck

@TimStone Man, the more I hear about the LDS, the more it sounds like they have the whole state in their grip

@Unionhawk Iiinteresting

lmfao

@TimStone i think you just explained it right there

> Tucker Carlson attacks press as "state media" over coverage of Trump stripping ex-CIA chief’s clearance

sighs

@TimStone brb starting a religion where voting for trump violates my religious beliefs

@TimStone We're not gong

@TimStone let's see what omarosa drops tomorrow

lmao at this call right now

@GodEmperorDune so in other words, the exact same things he does

@Memor-X as usual

@GodEmperorDune yep. "these are very bad things that only bad people do, unless they are the president like me, then they are very good things"

trump is busy getting good at the cyber

@TimStone this is so fuct

> In the words of one of the former officials, the CIA had “fucked up the firewall” between the two systems.

@GodEmperorDune Yeeeeeep

A bit meta but the NYT Opinions section literally shopping for bad takes

@TimStone i cannot even

It's still pretty hard to come to terms with this man being the President

> And global warming doesn't mean that every location on the planet warms uniformly — there are some regions that can be colder than normal — nor does it mean that each year is hotter than the previous one. Instead, it's an overall trend that can play out within a decade or more, with the temperature of the entire planet rising over time.

Also worth noting, because "herp derp it snowed so global warming ain't real"

Once again thanks for pulling out of the Paris Accords Trump

@murgatroid99 relatedly, the reviews of this plan from the geniuses at Reason dot com and National Review dot com are in: "this will destroy capitalism", "this is a plan to nationalize everything"

Which, in order, "I'm glad you're admitting that the current power dynamic is integral to the current system" and "no it isn't what"

(reason's was specifically about how actually worker control is bad iirc)

(but I'm not going to try and figure out how Kevin D "fired from the atlantic" Williamson got nationalize everything from this)

I see the President is extra online this morning

math.jpg

You visited Assad!

I…did not know this

Wow

no fascists in this union

> ISPs say they can’t expand broadband unless gov’t gives them more money

loool

@TimStone i was so upset that she coasted to a primary win

clears throat Paul LeFrickinPage, folks

Oh dear things are about to get super dumb

Ah. Well. If you couldn't believe we were going to spend $12 million on a military parade you were absolutely right

We'll be spending $92 million instead

> Correia said she’s an uninsured self-employed graphic designer who earns about $6,000 per year, and she recently took on $28,000 in hospital debt when she went to an Orlando, Florida-area hospital this spring with a severe throat infection.

@TimStone how much is it going to cost... urgh

Just jesus christ

Also the maine government is going to a lot of work to deny healthcare to poor people

but nah guys the GOP is all for the little guy

(spoilers: they actually hate you)

I mean it's pretty ridiculous because the governor will be done this year and I can't imagine whoever replaces him being bold enough to test voter patience like this

So it's like purely because he enjoys being the worst person

i still can't get over the stereotypical names he picked when he made that racist rant

@TimStone That all sounds like great reasoning to make it a public utility whose purpose is to serve the people instead of the shareholders

> "There are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty — these types of guys — they come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, they go back home," he said Wednesday. "Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave, which is a real sad thing because then we have another issue we have to deal with down the road."

but nah, that would help poor people, and we all know poor peoples only purpose is to be turned into soylant green

all those thugs from Connecticut, the whitest of all the states

It's a bit lengthy but you'll notice his name tag says Hon. Pai

So I'm not saying we should ever elect him to the Senate, but

@GodEmperorDune The US defended defeated communist China from Japan.

I can totally see how she made that mistake.

@TimStone is honorable really a thing we should be using with ajit pai?

I mean that's a whole separate thing but let's appreciate my senpai joke

@TimStone then at least he would notice me

@TimStone i was typing this before you said it

lol

@GodEmperorDune Psshhh, if Hon. Pai ignored you on net neutrality, what makes you think Sen. Pai would notice you?

@TimStone Okay so the funniest thing here is that he's probably not even wrong! But he's definitely an unhinged authoritarian, so no thanks. Plus we'd have to arrest pretty much everyone there I think

@TimStone alex jones and qanon would be the only ones left out of jail tbh

Aretha Franklin has died.

@Yuuki yep, lost in the deluge of trump stuff

@GodEmperorDune Waaaaaaay too soon, but someone should inform the South Koreans.

@Yuuki oh i feel bad for laughing

@Yuuki #NeverTooSoon

@GodEmperorDune I hope they appreciate how classy they are

Library cat outlasts councilman that wanted him gone

@Wipqozn i am :/ about this because the library should let puppers in

@GodEmperorDune How serious are we being right now on a scale of 1 to 10?

@puzzlepiece87 420

@GodEmperorDune Each puppy admitted to the library should be given its own pot-laced chew toy.

@puzzlepiece87 they're good bois

@GodEmperorDune If I saw a cat in the library and as a result, I couldn't bring my doggo into the library, I would have feelings.

Especially since I'm like 80% sure my doggo is at least part-cat because she's super laid-back and doesn't give a f--k about anything.

@Yuuki exactly

Instead of campaigning for "get rid of cat", the councilperson should've put together a proposal for "allow puppers".

Would've definitely looked better, but some people can't PR, I guess.

@Yuuki 100% agree

@Yuuki Again, how serious are we being on a scale of 1 to 10?

@puzzlepiece87 Puppers are Sirius business.

@Yuuki Dogs should be given their own radio shows.

... in the library

@puzzlepiece87 Ruff Crowd

@GodEmperorDune Sometimes people just won't throw you a bone.

California may finally start using cancer warnings more judiciously

@puzzlepiece87 yay, they do need to fix the thing instead of overwarning

@Ash yeah we discussed it in bridge recently

@Ash \o/

@Ash Thankfully you're not in California so you're safe.

Wait, so @Ash commands an ice-breathing undead dragon?

@Ash I am interested and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

@Ash @Yuuki They're more interested in conquest of your lands.

@Ash I expect you to ultimately be defeated in the upcoming season, though you'll probably inflict heavy losses.

@Yuuki pretty sure it just breathes blue fire

@Ash Thanks, I didn't know.

given what it did to the ice wall

@puzzlepiece87 Not my lands! What else will I tap for mana?!

@Yuuki Shuffle some energy into your deck and send in Pikachu.

@puzzlepiece87 But what if that activates a trap card?

Incidentally, what does Pot of Greed do again?

@Yuuki I assume you have a trap card that is activated by other trap cards?

@Yuuki draw 2 cards

@Unionhawk uno

Not to be confused with trap card Jar of Greed that lets you draw 1, or continuous spell shard of greed which lets you draw 2 and destroy it after it's on the field for 2 standby phases