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@GodEmperorDune ok, not what i initially though which was "idiot tries to run across track as train is coming because can't be fucked to wait or walk to the overhead bridge"
 
@Memor-X nope, homeless lady's wheelchair ran out of power and got stuck
 
@GodEmperorDune yeh, that's a legit way to get stuck and be saved in the nick of time
 
DHS Secretary Nielsen just got driven out of a Mexican restaurant here on 14th Street by activists. DSA, I believe. https://t.co/lTKutryXBO
 
@TimStone other tweets say DSA
 
12:46 AM
Yes
I saw DC co-chair post where he was
 
There's apparently a new vehicle that's been added to the @POTUS motorcade. "It has a menacing black bubble on top," reports print pooler @toddgillman. "Its purpose is unknown to your pooler. ... It was behind the press vans."
Congressional Hispanic Caucus Chair Lujan Grisham on why her mbrs verbally accosted the President at the Capitol tonight: This is an unusual commander in chief…it appears to me he doesn’t care about the consequences..he uses incredibly offensive language to defend his policies
Gonna suggest that's a dumb as hell way of framing it, "verbally accosted" 🙄
 
@TimStone electronic snooping of some kind?
protip: don't text "ok lets start the crimes" near the president
 
@TimStone that's where the big macs asre stored
 
GOOD BOY: Minnesota dog mayor retires after 4 terms: https://abc7.ws/2K4Soez
@quartata lol it would keep them warm
 
exactly
 
12:53 AM
@TimStone more like 28 terms, amirite?
 
@TimStone !!!!
heckinj
 
They were so busy being racist as hell yesterday I didn't even hear someone wanted to attack Trump
Man who jumped White House fence Monday said he was on a mission from God, wanted to attack President Trump http://nbc4dc.com/4bz0Tgm
 
"mission from God" believable
 
> He said had he not been stopped, he wanted to make it to the Oval Office where he wanted to slap or punch the president and "make him cry like a b----."
clearly the b is for "boss"
yeah the dude has mental health issues so this is really a damning example of how we take care of our military vets
 
1:25 AM
@TimStone *plays Blues Borthers theme*
@GodEmperorDune no because there are 4 -'s
oss = 3 -'s
 
@Memor-X bosso then?
 
@GodEmperorDune clearly
 
correction/addition: the "if kids don't eat in peace you don't eat in peace" action was conducted by Metro DC DSA, DC IWW, and others
 
@GodEmperorDune boggo
 
@Unionhawk there is some talk on twitter that the trump admin was trying to cook up a "scandal" for right wing media to pivot back to anti-anti-trump instead of having to defend the fuct policies
much like pence getting "scolded" in hamilton or leaving the football game when people kneeled
 
1:32 AM
legitmately read that as Admin == dasharez0ne and was very confused
 
@GodEmperorDune I'm not going to define my position on whether or not the director of the department of homeland security should ever have one single moment of peace based on how the right is going to frame it
I think that thinking is broadly crippling even in more substantial issues
 
@Unionhawk hell no, i think it was great and proper praxis
just a heads up on what cucker tarlson's thoughts will be
 
Something about the ruling class is bullying us and by extension you
Even though he's a fucking millionaire born into money who makes millions saying this bullshit
And also us socialists aren't the ruling class
I fuckin wish buddy
 
@GodEmperorDune btw that is one of the few genuinely hilarious name switches
 
One day
 
1:37 AM
@TimStone stares at animals 69ing in the distance
 
Furthermore though, the director of any anything relating to ICE should more specifically never be allowed to have good mexican food ever again
 
@Unionhawk hell yes
 
Like I'm willing to lay off people who resign a little in everything except this department
That sentence was weird
but that's fine
You know what's not fine?
how close this 77 polling is
actually, nvm that's fairly ok
not the landslide I wanted
55-45
with 89.5% reporting
oh actually it's been called
so it's absolutely fine
INITIATIVE 77 HAS APPARENTLY PASSED
 
@Unionhawk yeah tipping wage can go in the sea
 
Which one is 77?
 
1:42 AM
Service workers in DC will, after an 8 year phase-in period, gradually move to regular minimum wage
 
@ToxicFrog eliminate tipping wage and make it regular minimum wage
 
which by that time will be $15
 
LIVE: Activists are outside a Trump Hotel fundraiser blasting leaked audio of children crying at a detention center. https://www.pscp.tv/w/bfl2AjY0MTg5ODl8MXlvS01WTmFnQU9HUUG55RL1FKuRCVSy0K2g_YWK1_qOolEhVofBnv5f663i
 
I have not and will not be listening to that audio so I'm taking a pass
It looks like there was some variety of police escort of ICE out of the surrounded Portland office
 
the audio is brutal
 
1:44 AM
or something
like literally right just now
 
direct action shut it down
 
@Unionhawk :acab:
 
it's hard to tell what just happened
 
ping me when they HERF them
 
yeah homeland security extracted them apparently
 
1:49 AM
oh, i guess thats cheaper
 
Armed DHS police just rolled up and got the people out from inside the ICE building. #occupyICEPDX
lol at the likely representative sample of the types of guys who work for ICE
 
@Unionhawk cops, man
 
The Customs House in Philly is home to many government offices including DHS and when I have reason to go there and get in the elevator sometimes other people will get in and I'll think "Yeah I know what floor you're getting off on" and I am right
 
lmao
 
@TimStone cc philly dsa
 
1:54 AM
@GodEmperorDune lol, I regret to inform you,
that they wouldn't do anything of this nature (yet) lol
 
@Unionhawk one day, comrade
 
Michael Cohen willing to cooperate with Mueller, give info on Trump: report http://hill.cm/kSYD68m
 
Literally though, we had a member move to philly trying to move them to better places
 
hmmm, i wonder why?
 
not as in not philly but
 
1:55 AM
Cohen complaining Trump isn't covering legal fees that are "bankrupting" him: report http://hill.cm/q1JPlTZ
legal fees = hush money?
 
@Memor-X bruh what happened to all that taxi money and corporate grift?
 
@GodEmperorDune Unfortunately you have to go through security to get inside unless you're cool like me and have an ID and the ground floor is for passport and id stuff so I dunno if I'd want to block people from getting something that might prevent the people on the upper floors from arresting them :|
On the other hand, ICE is particularly evil in this tristate region
Trump threatens to shut down government over border wall funding http://hill.cm/W7YlkOa
lol do it
 
@TimStone including ICE please
defund ICE to own the libs
 
@TimStone is this like the shutdown he caused a few months ago during the funding thing because he refused to settle unless the wall was funded?
 
@TimStone holy fuck
 
2:00 AM
@Memor-X ehhh, shutdown 3 months away
 
@GodEmperorDune ok so it's a repeat from earlier in the year
 
@Memor-X i mean all shutdowns are the same; stupid and more costly in the long run than just keeping the govt running
 
@GodEmperorDune ahh i see
 
the earlier one was a weekend shutdown so not that disruptive
but i wouldn't place a bet on trump doing something in 3 months that he threatens to do now
the govt isn't a business that you can turn on a dime
 
Welp.
worst person you know etc
 
baby jails
 
> "They’re not government facilities per se…" [but] "In general we do not identify the locations of permanent unaccompanied alien children program facilities"
Ah, they're not technically government facilities but still basically blacksites makes sense 🙄
I will work tirelessly until our broken immigration system is fixed, our borders are secure and families can stay together.
lmfao
 
we get it, you lie
 
"I will work tireles...hold on I'm actually out to eat and I think I need to leave"
Maybe she means tirelessly in the sense that doing literally no work will never make you tired
 
"Efficiently"
 
2:52 AM
LOL
While having a work dinner tonight, the Secretary and her staff heard from a small group of protestors who share her concern with our current immigration laws that have created a crisis on our southern border.
Almost choked on my food
That's just bonkers
 
looked up some tweets to find something more Australian in the news
Australians are starting to lose trust in the US, a new poll has shown http://bit.ly/2tb44Db
god dam it US
 
understandable, have a nice day
 
3:08 AM
John Kelly is resigning after reports surfaced that he allegedly sent inappropriate text messages to a deputy fire chief's son. @MKrullTV talked to the Oneida County District Attorney about the case. http://specne.ws/Yit7sP
(But not that John Kelly)
 
3:23 AM
JUST IN: Dem defeats Republican running to replace husband who held seat for decades http://hill.cm/5B2TT6C
Only a county commissioner seat but Rubio backed her opponent so lol to all of them
 
@TimStone like this is some actual Nuremberg shit
But like
For the person in charge of the agency directed with doing the thing
Holy fuck
 
It's insane
BREAKING: In Charleston, South Carolina, once a key slave trading port, the city council adopts a resolution apologizing for slavery.
 
He might be looking for a new job soon though, or gain a team member
Wow. Amid a massive child border prison controversy, @DHSgov is hiring for a “communications specialist.” The gig posted yesterday is available on major job boards.
 
3:44 AM
An image from the Trump Hotel in DC tonight, courtesy of Sean Spicer:
Classy as always
 
3:59 AM
initiative 77 is gonna pass in dc, which rocks, and if anyone tells you it went against workers’ wishes, show em this map. yellow is yes. green is no. those green areas are georgetown, capitol hill, and friendship heights. the wealthiest wards in the district.
 
4:17 AM
good
 
4:48 AM
Thousands of migrant children placed with US sponsors have slipped through the cracks http://bit.ly/2KawpmR
not new given what came out last month, but the above suggests that's only a snapshot
 
5:06 AM
Corey Lewandowski, who said "womp womp" on national TV today regarding a 10-year old immigrant girl with Down Syndrome being taken from her mother, works for a PAC that gets donations from a company that owns private immigration detention facilities. http://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/060/201805209112150060/201805209112150060.pdf#navpanes=0
yay, old fashioned corruption
 
@GodEmperorDune what a relief, i thought that had died
 
 
4 hours later…
9:08 AM
@Memor-X aaah that explains, they're taking the children because in the future they'll be victims of people smuggling
 
9:43 AM
BREAKING: The EU JURI committee has passed #Article13. This requires sites to filter all submissions against a database of copyrighted works—creating a #CensorshipMachine that puts thousands of daily activities and millions of Internet users at the mercy of algorithmic filters.
3
 
10:22 AM
Acting ICE director Thomas Homan, without any sense of irony, tells @TuckerCarlson that he objects to people comparing ICE to Nazis because they "are simply enforcing laws enacted by Congress." https://t.co/Jwqnnd3C0C
 
Ave
@Nzall what the fuck
 
@Memor-X I think all countries are losing trust in the US
Toronto Star: Incoming Premier Doug Ford quietly axes Green Ontario Fund.
https://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2018/06/19/doug-ford-warns-gasoline-companies-to-pass-along-his-10-cent-a-litre-tax-cut.html
 
11:26 AM
@Nzall and now memes die
 
12:22 PM
@Nzall Ugh these idiots
 
Note: this isn't actually the EU voting on it yet. This is the committee tasked with assembling the legal rules behind the law, but it still needs to be voted on as such
 
12:41 PM
Small untold bit of the DSA action at the Mexican restaurant where Sec Nielsen was eating. No one stopped it. The Mexican restaurant owner allowed it. All of the working class folks operating the place allowed it. Other guests didn’t intervene.
Trudeau Suggests It’s Not His Place To Condemn Trump’s Migrant Child Policy - http://bit.ly/2ljUTMk #cdnpoli
I was going to follow that with "Canada is a member of the UN Human Rights Council" but that's apparently not true
(prob term limited out or something, or otherwise not elected since leaving the council last)
 
On the one hand, stand up to the fascist. On the other hand, the fascist has nukes and thinks there's a grand shoe conspiracy so he might be dumb as hell and bomb you as part of bringing the war to trade war
 
@TimStone Nukes should not be a reason to stand down against fascists
 
honestly this is just why nobody should have nukes
but until then everyone should have one
fuck it
 
I mail ordered mine (jk fbi)
 
MAD is insane but it works
 
12:50 PM
yup, give every single one of the 7+B people on Earth a nuke. Including the toddlers, the demented, the insane and the psychopathic
Except for the Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus
 
though the problem with MAD is you need to be incredibly lucky to not accidentally blow everyone up
like we have been for decades
 
JUST IN: Schiff invites Strzok to appear before House Intelligence Committee http://hill.cm/4QvcyiZ
ahahahaha
 
@Unionhawk welp, time to send another angry email to the PM
I should write a shell alias for that or something so I don't have to keep manually filling in the web form
 
1:06 PM
Separated migrant children are headed toward shelters with a history of abuse and neglect, @TexasTribune @reveal report https://www.texastribune.org/2018/06/20/separated-migrant-children-are-headed-toward-shelters-history-abuse-an/?utm_campaign=trib-social-buttons&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social via @TexasTribune
Ah, well. We knew that was coming :/
NEW: Sec. of State Mike Pompeo releases statement honoring #WorldRefugeeDay. "We will continue to help the world's most vulnerable refugees, reflecting the deeply held values of the American people." http://abcn.ws/2hFejwL
wildly gestures towards everything 🤔
Said a senior administration official about Trump: "He's moved personally, but also doesn't want to look weak. He feels boxed in, is frustrated and knows it's bad politics — but also understands it's not a fight he can back down from." https://www.axios.com/donald-trump-child-border-family-separation-boxed-in-1dc47dc3-a7ae-4847-a0ec-ef52ea4806f9.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=organic&utm_content=1100
Counterpoint tho he literally could back down at any time
His inability to get the hell over himself is not actually something the rest of us need to give a shit about
 
@TimStone Someone with his ego is unlikely to back down from this. Hell, he's probably likely to double down
 
@TimStone to be fair, his entire being is bad politics
 
looks at Twitter
> Two liberals go on a Kid Rock cruise in a new documentary exploring the political divide
closes Twitter
Also lol at any notion of "economic anxiety" that involves having the time and money to go on a cruise
 
1:35 PM
Acting ICE director Thomas Homan, without any sense of irony, tells @TuckerCarlson that he objects to people comparing ICE to Nazis because they "are simply enforcing laws enacted by Congress." https://t.co/Jwqnnd3C0C
🤔
 
@Unionhawk paywalled
 
it's a dumb article that I thought would be dumber because it had "Opinion:" on it but it's actually just about congress is actually holding such hearings
and not, like, megan mcardle is making a dumb point
Meanwhile in NYT corrections, lmao at the original text of NYT's "DSA drove Nielsen out of a mexican restaurant" article: "Metro D.C. Democratic Socialists of America, a liberal organization..." (corrected to: "Metro D.C. Democratic Socialists of America, a socialist organization...")
Sadly @nyt_diff only covers changes in headline and abstract, not body
 
2:13 PM
@quartata Well played
 
@TimStone What the heck is a "Kid Rock cruise"?
Like a cruise where Kid Rock is the ship band?
 
Yes
 
Or is it one where the ship band only plays Kid Rock songs?
 
He's done this for like the last decade
It's called something stupid like Kid Rock's Chillin' the Most Cruise
 
2:29 PM
@Ave It's investigations all the way down
 
Ave
huh?
 
@TimStone "will work tirelessly" until run out of office shortly or until quickly grow tired of lack of peaceful Mexican food
@TimStone Ah, I see you had this angle covered
 
"There is no answer. You shot a man in the back while he was running away." Police shot and killed a 17-year-old last night in East #Pgh. @ShellyBradbury, @angolds report: http://bit.ly/2I568kI
on fucking juneteenth
The only tweets Peduto has sent about police in East Pittsburgh shooting at black kids running away:
that classic thing you do where you distance yourself from a thing that happened like two miles from the city proper
 
2:46 PM
@TimStone Exactly
 
3:07 PM
just a normal as hell quote about our government https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/06/stephen-miller-family-separation-white-house
 
@Unionhawk But no, let's not call people Nazis.
 
BREAKING: AP Sources: Homeland Security secretary drafting order to end family separation at border; unclear if Trump will sign it.
direct action, it works folks
 
Stephen Miller Furious At ProPublica For Only Releasing 7-Minute Recording Of Immigrant Children Sobbing https://trib.al/TULD33X
@Nzall you guys had me with GDPR, now you make me go back on the UK's side
@Wipqozn dammit
@Unionhawk cmon trudeau, you can do better
@Unionhawk wtf, dammit cops
 
3:25 PM
> Some of the jurors who imposed the death penalty on Charles Rhines, who was convicted of murder, have said they thought the alternative — a life sentence served in a men’s prison — was something he would enjoy as a gay man.
 
@fredley goddammit
 
@fredley With any luck at all this sentencing will be overturned on appeal. That is horrendous. those sadistic
 
@puzzlepiece87 the appeal was denied
 
@puzzlepiece87 by the supreme court
That's literally case closed, game over.
 
OH WTF
I read. What the actual fuck
Horrendous
How does literally anyone still think jail is some hotel!? Gosh, put everyone who thinks that in there
 
3:31 PM
American attitudes to homosexuality still 70 years behind the times, at least in this case
 
I'm so tired of this shit. We see it with the summer camp comments, we see it with prosecutorial guidelines, with so much horseshit.
 
America is a Prison State
 
American attitudes to homosexuality everything gestures wildly
 
@fredley except here they explicitly put him to death instead of prison
 
@puzzlepiece87 Hey but Elon's gonna take everyone to Mars so it's fine.
 
3:33 PM
@fredley He can't, the saboteurs got him.
 
@GodEmperorDune Yeah, I mean, with Prison being the State you don't want none of those ho-mo-sexuals around.
 
@puzzlepiece87 And also the idea that a gay man would enjoy being prison-raped just because it's a guy doing it.
 
@Yuuki sea
 
> “We know what the death penalty means. But we have no clue as to the reality of life without parole.”
better to kill someone because at least we know what thaht's like
jeez
 
3:35 PM
I agree with your sentiment but you might want to rephrase
 
:45252628 still not ok to use mental health slurs
 
@puzzlepiece87 fair enough, i'm just mad
 
thanks
yeah, its fucking ridiculuous
 
that didn't ping me by the way
 
Okay cool, now that that's cleaned up, honest answer, yes, they are people broken by hate
 
3:35 PM
which is pretty weird
 
@quartata imma blame lag
 
I'm honestly not sure what's worse
If this is their excuse for being a bigot
 
this is horrifically fuct, unfortunately so is a lot of other stuff that the US is doing so my outrage cup kinda runneth over
 
Or if they honestly think that killing is better because it's a sure thing
 
I mean,,, everything sucks
 
3:36 PM
You know, I always thought secession was a dumb thing but can California annex some neighboring states and secede?
I'd move there if that happened.
 
So yes, but California does plenty of shitty stuff too
 
Yes but I'd rather sit on the toilet than lie down in a septic tank.
 
Like San Francisco housing, San Francisco homeless, cancer warnings on anything that moves, cell phone radiation labels, gentrification, racism, etc
 
Oregon and Washington State might be down
 
@Yuuki Agreed
 
3:38 PM
then we'd have the U.S surrounded on 3/4 sides -- Mexico, Canada, Califoregton
 
Not to mention California basically subsidizes the states where this stuff happens with its tax dollars.
 
@Yuuki congress would have to approve it
 
this will be the official name
califoregton
just putting it out there now so I can make millions off of it if it happens
 
So if California leaves the US, woo budget crisis.
Maybe money might actually change people's minds since nothing else has.
 
well most people don't seem to know when we're already having an economic crisis
see: trade wars
 
IIRC, Texas used to send more tax dollars to DC than we got, but now we're doing dumb things with healthcare.
And so the federal government has to subsidize our dumb things with healthcare.
And now we're no longer "profitable".
 
remember when we had a surplus, me neither
 
I can't remember if we were getting close to a surplus under Obama.
Probably not though because the first couple of years was bleeding money to fix the economy.
Trying to hit budget surpluses is dumb though. It means your tax dollars are going to waste.
Government finance is inherently different from any other kind of finance.
 
Um so, explain to me
I'm not saying we should have zero debt but checks notes on percent of annual budget paying interest...
 
It's an odd balancing act.
 
3:45 PM
Just nationalize Amazon and call it good
Tbh
 
The government should be in debt because that's a more efficient use of money. The balancing act is being in enough debt to maximize your resources without going too far to where you're paying too much in interest.
 
6% in FY2016, not as bad as I thought, though it varies wildly at times
 
...oh, actually it hurt my brain so much I misread it
maybe I should go eat something
 
Also, it's a good thing for the government to go into debt to fund things like infrastructure projects and education because they eventually increase the tax base.
Which means more revenue in the future.
 
@Yuuki (Depending on what the going interest rate is but sure)
 
3:49 PM
The point is that whether the budget is a surplus or deficit shouldn't be a major indicator of success, imo.
 
Also, same thing for early childhood education - the returns on that are enormous
 
Nobel Committee member condemns family separation: Trump is not a "moral leader of his country or the world" http://hill.cm/KS4SKKp
rip nobel peace prize
 
It's maybe a good guideline when debating line items, but I wouldn't use it as a rubric.
 
@quartata If we could award it to the South Korean president instead I'd appreciate that
 
indeed
 
3:50 PM
1. Would reflect truth of matter
2. Troll af
 
Nah, they're going to the TIME route. Nobel Peace Prize, 2018: You.
 
"Yay, you didn't blow anything up this year! Good job!"
 
Can't wait to add "Nobel Peace Prize winner" to my resume.
 
the Harley-Davidson motorcycle tariff is going into effect
JUST IN: EU hits US with billions in retaliatory tariffs http://hill.cm/aDkMSfz
 
#LastingPeace
 
3:51 PM
relevant thumbnail
 
@Yuuki looooool
 
@Yuuki hilarious and original
 
@quartata When is Hill image person getting their rightfully deserved Nobel?
 
@quartata jeez this was my face when reading it
lol they are putting a tariff on boats
do we really make that many boats?
 
It's like that weird map we had of which country each state exports the most to
It's a weird world out there
Besides, the US doesn't even need to make that many boats as a whole, just a politically sensitive Trump-supporting state. Just chalk it up to like North Carolina or something like that
 
3:59 PM
It'd be pretty funnier if the state that makes the most boats is a landlocked state like Nevada or something.
 
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