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10:00 PM
Y'ALL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL: 50-pound raccoon wrecks havoc at Panola County courthouse annex https://www.panolawatchman.com/news/pound-raccoon-wrecks-havoc-at-panola-county-courthouse-annex/article_83bffb5a-049a-11e9-bfb3-efee6ea712d3.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=user-share
That seems like an incredibly large racoon
 
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@TimStone Yeah, that's a very big raccoon
 
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Ah, I don't think the weight is actually confirmed
 
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It doesn't look like it could be 50 lb, judging by that pic
 
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but who knows
 
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still, raccoon where raccoon should not be!
 
10:03 PM
@TimStone yeah
 
The Georgia "deportation bus" candidate has been indicted over an incident where he says servers were stolen form his office; his former campaign manager said they were being used to mine cryptocurrency https://www.ajc.com/news/local/former-candidate-for-governor-indicted/mFyt65azxuJhQPu5ANuRbJ/
Come on they're just mashing subplots together now
 
@TimStone lol buttcoinz
> “Like they say, a grand jury can indict a ham sandwich.”
does anyone say that?
> Weathers said then that Williams owns a cryptocurrency business and that the building he leases for the servers is also used to house his campaign office. He said then that the servers were not campaign property.
@TimStone he will always be the best krassenstein bro
@TimStone holy shit the details in this
 
10:23 PM
General Jim Mattis will be retiring, with distinction, at the end of February, after having served my Administration as Secretary of Defense for the past two years. During Jim’s tenure, tremendous progress has been made, especially with respect to the purchase of new fighting....
 
@TimStone foiled by lag
 
Oregon Zoo otter, known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring, dies at age 20 http://bit.ly/2EAyrJu
Yes it does mean that and also RIP hero, 20 is apparently quite old for otters
 
@TimStone fuck
welcome John Bolton, secretary of war
It's pretty obvious that pulling the troops from Syria was Mattis' red line
 
Seems so
Well, or at least he's being pushed out for pushing back
In a years-long internal report, Amtrak looked at what climate change would do to the Northeast Corridor. We got a copy. https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2018-amtrak-sea-level/
 
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@TimStone I was going to say, that seems old for an otter
 
10:35 PM
@TimStone i think it's the suicide pact with tillerson
next up is evil john oliver
 
I mean this presidency has been a clusterfuck from the beginning, but it really feels like it's truly coming apart right now. But not in a way that would end it quickly enough to stop the damage
 
@MadScientist the trump presidency is causing a ton of damage, but it is also exposing long existing structural flaws in the US system and removing trump will not do anything to fix those flaws
 
MATTIS resignation letter: "Because you have the right to have a secretary of defense whose views better align with yours....I believe it is right for me to step down from my position"
 
@TimStone i hope your house is far from the delaware river because that looks like a mess
 
@GodEmperorDune the problem is that some of the flaws are not fixable in the current situation. A constitutional amendment seems like it has no chance at all
 
10:38 PM
@MadScientist agreed 100%
 
@GodEmperorDune I'm south and inland of the area concerned but it would make going to work much harder
 
@TimStone that's very polite, but a pretty harsh criticism of Trump below the surface
 
I mean, not that I go into the office anyway but
Also please don't flood my state wtf is wrong with everyone
 
> They called moving or elevating the track “extreme.” Instead, they recommended building temporary flood barriers that can be installed along the river before a storm, and then removed “to maintain aesthetics and passenger views.” Those walls would require 12 to 30 days to put up, and would cost $24 million per mile of track.
 
lol wtf
 
10:42 PM
how are you going to get anywhere near 12 days notice before a flood
let alone 30
 
AESTHETICS vs Drowning
 
drowned corpses are not very aesthetic
 
i think they'll probably have to elevate the damn track
> Christina Leeds, an Amtrak spokeswoman, said in an email: “Elevation or relocation of the infrastructure is likely to be expensive, disruptive, or impractical, and given the current levels of federal and state funding for Amtrak and the Northeast Corridor, well beyond our means.” She added that the company already faces “$40 billion worth of pressing—largely still unfunded—basic state-of-good-repair risks.”
at its a money thing, plus they don't have money for regular maintenance
if only there was something that congress could do about this
instead of shutting the govt down over wall funding
 
@GodEmperorDune You just know that Trump's going to try to convert any possible funding for track elevation into wall money.
 
@Yuuki just show him pictures of construction and say they are building the wall
 
10:49 PM
@GodEmperorDune as a compromise how about…a sea wall?
 
@TimStone to keep the gulf of mexico out!
i guess make deepwater horizon pay for it?
 
@GodEmperorDune Speaking as someone in Houston, this but without the sarcasm.
 
@Yuuki i don't think we could build it high enough
 
A sea wall would be much appreciated, thank you very much.
 
plus we have the problem of water that needs to drain into the sea
lots of water after a storm
 
10:52 PM
@GodEmperorDune I remember reading an article about a sea barrier that said you don't need to build one that high to reduce the storm surge.
 
@Yuuki oh you want it for storm surge not sea level rise
 
A flood barrier, surge barrier or storm surge barrier is a specific type of floodgate, designed to prevent a storm surge or spring tide from flooding the protected area behind the barrier. A surge barrier is almost always part of a larger flood protection system consisting of floodwalls, levees (also known as dikes), and other constructions and natural geographical features. Flood barrier may also refer to barriers placed around or at individual buildings to keep floodwaters from entering that building. == Flood Barriers Around the World == === Delta Works === The Delta Works in the Netherlands...
 
storm surge is a solved problem, throw mud in the ocean
(literally this is what river deltas do)
Meanwhile get your veins ready @TimStone
Look at the @TIME cover that’s behind Christian Bale in this photo from @realdonaldtrump’s office. Have you seen it before? 2/
More specifically, it’s *this* fake, a bogus @time cover that declared “Trump is hitting on all fronts!” 5/ https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-time-magazine-with-trump-on-the-cover-hangs-in-his-golf-clubs-its-fake/2017/06/27/0adf96de-5850-11e7-ba90-f5875b7d1876_story.html
 
Yeah, lol
 
if this were fiction, nobody would believe this shit
 
10:56 PM
It's really all too much
 
@MadScientist seriously
i wish tv shows had this level of foresight
 
@GodEmperorDune Pretty sure this is old news.
Like, this came up during his campaign, IIRC.
 
@Yuuki the new part of it is that the faked time cover was in his office in 2011 instead of in one of his trump property restaurants as it was in 2016
 
Yeah, it's about figuring out where the hell it came from
 
(its the same journalist who broke the fake time cover story during the campaign)
 
10:59 PM
Kevin McCarthy expresses confidence that the House will pass GOP funding bill tonight. Asked what will happen if Senate blocks it, McCarthy suggested they would have to negotiate a middle ground. “This works on every bill that we do.”
Narrator: It does not, obviously
 
@TimStone you had the middle ground one already and trump rejected it
 
I mean it's funny because even if he were to veto it just pass it with 2/3rds who cares screw him, this is all a waste of time
But that did make me consider the question of whether there's a time limit?
So like if Congress passes something and it goes to the President's desk and they just…don't do anything, does that count as a veto at some point? 🤔
 
@TimStone exactly
@TimStone probably trigger a lawsuit, i imagine
 
Trump is still planning to go to Mar-a-Lago this weekend, per White House aide.
Of course he is
@NBCNews reports: JUST IN: White House has ordered the Pentagon to draw up plans for a troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, 2 defense officials and a person briefed on the matter tell @NBCNews.
 
If he had anyone that cared about the optics of stuff like that, they'd have a stroke right now
 
11:07 PM
@TimStone @GodEmperorDune Nooooo
Civics class from a long time ago friends
Remember pocket vetos?
 
It's extremely aggravating that we're going to just immediately withdraw but then also start a new war or two
 
A pocket veto is a legislative maneuver that allows a president or other official with veto power to exercise that power over a bill by taking no action (instead of affirmatively vetoing it). == Finland == The President of Finland has the power to pocket veto bills passed by the parliament; however, such vetoes are temporary in effect. == India == Article 111 of the Indian constitution stipulates that the President shall give assent to a bill passed by both houses of the parliament or return the bill as soon as possible for reconsideration with his recommendation. The Indian Constitution does not...
tl;dr is this:
If Congress is out of session for the holidays or whatever and the President doesn't sign it, then it is effectively vetoed without his signature and must be passed again either the normal way or the 2/3 override way.
 
Ah ha, right
 
@puzzlepiece87 but when does congress know that it needs to take action?
 
And then if he doesn't sign it but Congress is in session, then it's the same as signing it I believe.
 
11:10 PM
ah its in the article, 10 days
aka one scaramucci
automatic unless he sends it back
 
This should scare everyone. Mattis has inserted himself into the nuclear weapons chain of command and reassured Senators for @GOP and @DNC that he could manage @realDonaldTrump dangerous nuclear impulses. This greatly increases risks of nuclear use. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1075878792168685568
Sir what would you know you're just the checks bio Director of the Nuclear Crisis Group. Ah, I see
 
@TimStone maybe if you're scared of trump being in control of the nukes you shouldn't have let him become president?
impeachment, 25th amendment, regular goddamn oversight
it's like the politics equivalent of "no way to stop this from happening says only country where the thing is happening"
 
@GodEmperorDune I am not sure how that would be officially communicated but it's all documented, the legislative process isn't cloak and shadows lol.
 
the only check on Trump in terms of nuclear weapons is someone disobeying the order, and it probably takes several people.
 
Just the same way as how the President is effectively vetoing or passing bills regardless of whether he actually puts his name on it, it's all weasel moves.
 
11:14 PM
@puzzlepiece87 its the process nerd in me that jumps out for these things
 
@GodEmperorDune Let's go with Congressional mail system as a placeholder while you process nerd us out the real answer haha
 
> The bill had been previously passed by veto-proof majorities in both the House and the Senate. If the president had chosen to veto the bill, he would have been required to return it to the chamber in which it originated, in this case the House of Representatives. The House then could have voted to override the veto, and the Senate could have done likewise. In the event that each house had voted by at least two-thirds vote to override the veto, the bill would have become law.
oh this is silly
 
@GodEmperorDune If that fails we'll just assume it's like the Marathon legend, a runner is dispatched, delivers the news, and dies at your feet.
 
@MadScientist I'm still counting on him not remembering the valid codes tbh
 
you have to vote again even if the first vote already cleared veto threshold? wasteful
@TimStone i thought the codes were in the nuclear football package
 
11:17 PM
@GodEmperorDune there are several codes on a card that the president has, but he has to remember which one is the correct one. At least that's how it works on TV ;-)
 
Yep, that's the actual process
 
DROPPING NUKES IS A MULTIPLE CHOICE TEST garhgslrhgtshsth
i can't even
 
So he should know the positions of the valid codes but 🤷🏼‍♂️
 
and someone else has to confirm the order, not sure who can do that. The secretary of defense for sure, not sure who else. But that is only meant to confirm that the order is given by the president, not to confirm that it actually makes sense
 
@MadScientist i thought that was the person carrying the football
 
11:20 PM
The House hasn’t closed a vote on this tax bill, it appears, because Kevin McCarthy hasn’t voted yet. He’s doing a live Fox News hit about 20 yards from the House chamber.
 
@TimStone this is the tax thing that trump promised before the midterms? or the new CR?
 
I assume new CR, Mnuchin basically admitted what Trump said before midterms was made up
 
@TimStone oh evil john oliver
 
We turn now to a sociopath
"There's a lot to be happy about right now" - Stephen Miller, on CNN now
 
@TimStone wheeeeeeeeeeeeew
 
11:25 PM
From a senior U.S. official: "Mattis isn't the only one leaving." - Which shoe drops next?
Motion to consider an automatic 25th Amendment scenario if the president ends up without any confirmed cabinet members
Sr US defense official tells me: The President made the decision to pull out of Syria last Fri Dec 14 after speaking with Turkish President Erdogan, who told Trump Turkish forces were planning to enter Syria to go after the Kurdish PKK and warned US troops to get out of the way.
Imagine getting pushed around by Turkey, jfc
 
@TimStone jfc in this context: just flynn, cuck
 
The most cynical option is that Erdogan threatened to release actual proof that Mr Bone Saw directly ordered the murder, and Trump caved
 
@MadScientist they already did tho
 
@MadScientist and/or something Flynn related, it seems likely
 
@GodEmperorDune They might have more
 
11:29 PM
Stephen Miller reappears with normal hairline.
 
@MadScientist o.0
@TimStone can't get sharpies in a govt shutdown
 
He's just going to flip back and forth to gaslight us all
Just read Gen. Mattis resignation letter. It makes it abundantly clear that we are headed towards a series of grave policy errors which will endanger our nation,damage our alliances & empower our adversaries. 1/2
lmao
He tweeted first a very wrong take and people were like "uh did you read the letter?" so I guess he had not
 
@TimStone tbf who has time to read when you have dumb takes to write for The Atlantic?
 
@TimStone lol, rekt
i don't remember him being more thoroughly rekt since the parkland shooting kids stomped him in the town hall
 
11:56 PM
Ah yes, the one true source of Crimes (tm)
Alabama police department blames crime on young people rejecting God. https://nbcnews.to/2Cpo1Lg
 
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