daaaaaaaang

Ayyyyyyyyyy

A reminder that the DEA is ridiculous lol:

@TimStone fucking hell

that whole thread is surreal tbh

maybe he doesn't know it's public

I still think Fox News peaked when Hannity basically said "the NYT is just trying to distract you, oh by the way here's a video of a car crash look at the red car"

galaxy brain

Yeah, that segment is crazy

> Lighter side of politics, California keeps a record of every party claimed on ballots, tag yourself lavote.net/documents/CDLayouts.pdf

> AMERICAN DEATH PENAL

> DEMOPUBLICAN

> DRUIDS

> D2 ANARKIST OF AMERICA

🤔

ok fuck all this I'm becoming a druid

lol "DROP ACID NOT BONBS P"

@TimStone decline to state would be a rad anarchist-adjacent party name

> MOOT

Fucking hell 4chan

how

> MONDALE

Tag yourself I'm "G4 - CENTRIST"

> MR - MODIFIED MOTORCYCLE

Or "GI - JOHN GALT" because lol

OK I think moot is the undeniable winner

lmao at anyone who literally registered as KKK in LA

Not to mention the three Nazi parties

@Unionhawk I like that the abbreviation code is "KE"

ke k

@TimStone KE as in K3

I don't accept this

> SF - SO. CALIF COORS DRINKll

Yeah like first of all Coors isn't good

How about HEADS 4 HEMP

Say there's also a PACIFICO

beer wars

wait there's a Feudalist listing

the Google Should Be Able To Create A City party

@Unionhawk Yep

ICE to start tracking license plates nationwide

Hmm, MELT ICE is short enough for a vanity plate

FUCK ICE would get rejected in the state of Ohio though

334000 is just right and more covert

(enthalpy of fusion of ice)

NOT 1 MORE is too long as well

maybe too weird

You know I still don't get how much of their values Trump's base is willing to give up for this sort of thing

like invasion of privacy is bad unless ICE is doing it?? ok

how does this work

no they don't care

Law Enforcement can do absolutely no wrong at all ever

vs the liberal position of law enforcement can sometimes do wrong in certain situations depending on what a reasonable officer at the scene would do with no additional scrutiny

I would think there's nothing they'd hate more than federal surveillance

lol

their "libertarianism" seems to be super inconsistent and it hurts brain that so many of them are like that

I wouldn't classify most of the deep base as right libertarian

they seem to like some of the ideals but not all, but you can't pick or choose on something so absolute

that's why it's weird

well it's also more that right libertarianism is internally inconsistent to begin with, anyway

Like, what, you want a state that enforces property rights and nothing else? I guess?

Dumb

ooh privatized law enforcement would be extra fun

they'd definitely never spy on you or be literal Pinkertons

They would be literal pinkertons that's what private police is

I have two rules on unions I support: no cops no pinkertons

No police union no private security union

@Ash yeah they don't like being called gestapo lol

That's what they are

But they don't like being called that

Deputy director of ICE for our region told us as much

Which like then stop just going into buildings where you think there might be undocumented persons and going in to check? Perhaps?

Maybe get a judicial warrant instead of exploiting the fact that people don't know their rights?

Everything is terrible and I hate it

???

I just…what? I'm not sure why she thought a disguise was necessary?

@TimStone to spy on the driving test giver?

i dunno, this is the weirdest thing

also i dunno if its my white male privilege or w/e but why would learning the route make the driving test easier?

also my DMV had multiple routes randomly chosen because they had a problem with people trying to cheat the test

one dude asked to copy off me for the written portion

Unrelated but lulz

rekt

hue

@Unionhawk STOP LOOKING AT THE THINGS THE BELGIAN GOVERNMENT THROWS UP TO DO. It's ungood. (ALso, we have politicians poking at that for a while)

@GodEmperorDune Yeah, I'm not sure. I get the wanting to help the daughter but the approach seems so over the top, lol. In Delaware teens take Driver's Ed in school so there's no test if they pass that (it includes actual driving sessions, but I feel like it's less stressful than a make-or-break test)

They also bumped the age to 17 though a few years after I graduated, silly kids these days

They also have to have a novice driver magnet on their card until their permit period is up which lol

Cw: alt right, nazis, and lifehacks

🤔🤔

#teamshithole

@Unionhawk hue, kush bomb

Also wow that is a mess

I think what happened is he tried to use twitter as Google 3 times and got his account deactivated

@Unionhawk lmao

@TimStone twitter is a deep state conspiracy

It's a secret code he's trying to tell us the truth

But now he's been replaced by an exact replica

I like the part where the entirety of his sourcing for stories is just typing shit into Google, as this clearly demonstrates

The worst thing is that like, now nobody will ever know what the search "form submission 1649" returned originally

Like what was he even looking for

We may never know now

I mean I guess you could probably use advanced tools to exclude last 24 hours

@Unionhawk He was helping his secret child with tax paperwork, clearly

Ahh, that explains that

They went with believable content at least

Bill saying neocon type stuff? Yeah probably

lol at "why doesn't twitter do something about these hackers"

Because they can't help bill not fall for a phish

Uh oh guess they better return literally all the money

Shoutouts to all the people making the connection "hannity deleting his account" -> "obama committed treason"

rip ockham

Conservative party of Canada is fucked now

Meh I mean maybe not, our parties change leaders all the time I guess

Wait, is the CPC on fire now too?

Last I heard it was just PCO

People who want to work for ICE are terrible, incidentally

I truly do believe that of the awful slice of humanity that is law enforcement officers, ICE is the worst slice of that slice

By far

Border patrol is up there

But when you're under the purview of DHS generally speaking, bad

ICE, border patrol, TSA

With varying orders of magnitude in between that makes TSA~=local police in most jurisdictions