Simple games

Zalgo

16:00

Hello! I am the game bot!

TuxCopter

!/help asdf

!/help nim

wait

Zalgo

Goodbye

Hello! I am the game bot!

TuxCopter

!/help nim

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter What does this line do?

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Play with <row> <number of stones to remove>

wizzwizz4

16:00

!/start nim

Zalgo

Voting to start 'nim'. 2 votes needed. Reply to this message to register a vote.

TuxCopter

@wizzwizz4 Nothing, the problem was with the !/help nim

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo Vote

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 Vote registered.

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo Vote again

Zalgo

16:01

@wizzwizz4 You already voted!

TuxCopter

it printed in the term instead of sending it to the chat

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo downvote

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Vote registered.

Vote successful!

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TuxCopter

2 2

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 2 1

Zalgo

16:01

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TuxCopter

@Zalgo 1 1

Zalgo

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Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 2 1

Zalgo

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TuxCopter

aw

@Zalgo 3 1

wizzwizz4

16:02

@Zalgo 3 1

TuxCopter

Wait it borked

Kritixi Lithos

yay I win

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter I thought I was meant to be playing, not you... :-?

Zalgo

Hello! I am the game bot!

TuxCopter

!/start nim 10 30

Zalgo

16:03

Voting to start 'nim'. 2 votes needed. Reply to this message to register a vote.

TuxCopter

@Zalgo asdf

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Vote registered.

Kritixi Lithos

:35232395

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Vote registered.

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TuxCopter

> ERROR:root:Attempt 1: denied: unknown reason 'You can perform this action again in 1 second.'

uhhh

Kritixi Lithos

16:04

@Zalgo 10 30

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Invalid move!

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 10 20

Zalgo

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TuxCopter

@Zalgo 9 5

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 5 5

Zalgo

16:04

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TuxCopter

@Zalgo 1 5

Zalgo

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Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 10 5

Zalgo

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TuxCopter

@Zalgo 9 5

Zalgo

16:05

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Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 8 25

Zalgo

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TuxCopter

@Zalgo 8 5

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 6 18

Zalgo

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Kritixi Lithos

16:06

@Zalgo 9 6

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos You already played your turn!

TuxCopter

@Zalgo 2 20

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Invalid move!

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo Hello

TuxCopter

@Zalgo 2 10

Zalgo

16:06

@KritixiLithos You already played your turn!

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Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 1 10 2 5

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Invalid format!

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 1 10

Zalgo

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TuxCopter

@Zalgo 4 2

Zalgo

16:07

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Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 3 15

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Kritixi Lithos

10 x 30 is too big

@Zalgo 9 6

TuxCopter

@KritixiLithos Stop trying to break it Zalgo is nuke-proof

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos You already played your turn!

TuxCopter

16:08

@Zalgo 9 6

Zalgo

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Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo exit()

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Invalid format!

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo \

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 Invalid format!

wizzwizz4

16:08

@Zalgo .

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 7 11

TuxCopter

!/stop

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 Invalid format!

@KritixiLithos Invalid move!

TuxCopter

shet

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo -4 3

TuxCopter

16:09

I stopped t it borked

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Could you start Nim again? I've got a test-case I'd like to try.

TuxCopter

k

wait

Zalgo

Hello! I am the game bot!

TuxCopter

!/start nim

Zalgo

Voting to start 'nim'. 2 votes needed. Reply to this message to register a vote.

TuxCopter

16:10

@Zalgo Geobits

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Vote registered.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo ^

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Vote registered.

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@wizzwizz4

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 3 1

Zalgo

16:12

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wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Thanks for the ping.

@Zalgo -2 2

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 Invalid move!

TuxCopter

Heh

wizzwizz4

Yes! :-)

@Zalgo 0 2

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 Invalid move!

wizzwizz4

16:13

@Zalgo 1 7

Zalgo

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Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 2 3

Zalgo

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wizzwizz4

@Zalgo 2 0

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 Invalid move!

wizzwizz4

16:13

@Zalgo 2 1

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 1 0

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 You lose!

@KritixiLithos No game loaded!

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo !/start test

TuxCopter

Now lemme test something

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 No game loaded!

TuxCopter

16:14

!/start nim

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Ok.

Zalgo

Voting to start 'nim'. 2 votes needed. Reply to this message to register a vote.

TuxCopter

@Zalgo asdf

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter See starboard.

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Vote registered.

Kritixi Lithos

16:14

@Zal

TuxCopter

It don't work

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo vote

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Vote registered.

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo Vote

Zalgo

Vote successful!

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TuxCopter

16:15

!/stop

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo 1 4

@Zalgo 2 4

@Zalgo 3 1

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 Invalid format!

Voting to stop the current game. 2 votes needed. Reply to this message to register a vote.

TuxCopter

@Zalgo asdf

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 Vote registered.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 1-1

Zalgo

16:16

@wizzwizz4 You already voted!

Kritixi Lithos

um...

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 You already voted!

wizzwizz4

That's glitchy.

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Vote registered.

TuxCopter

@wizzwizz4 ikr

wizzwizz4

16:17

Zalgo needs to check timestamps of teh things.

Zalgo

Vote successful!

@KritixiLithos No game loaded!

TuxCopter

Ok it works

Now I'll let you play with Nim while I implement some games

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Please implement the echo game!

TuxCopter

What is it?

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter What is it?

TuxCopter

16:18

Oh I see

It seems a bit pointless

wizzwizz4

How about the "guess the conditional" game.

TuxCopter

Example?

wizzwizz4

Enter a number, and it will output "yes" or "no".

Enter a conditional, and it will output "You win!" or "Keep guessing".

TuxCopter

Oh I see

wizzwizz4

Example conditonal: x%2==1.

It can run through -1000 to 1000 when checking, perhaps.

Zalgo

16:21

Goodbye

TuxCopter

Hm Guess the conditional seems pretty hard to implement

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Hard to implement -> Programming Puzzles & Code Golf?

Kritixi Lithos

@TuxCopter I think randomising the initial conditional is the hardest part

Zalgo

Hello! I am the game bot!

TuxCopter

!/start guess

Kritixi Lithos

16:32

!start

Zalgo

Voting to start 'guess'. 2 votes needed. Reply to this message to register a vote.

TuxCopter

@Zalgo asdf

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Vote registered.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo njfdsahb

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Vote registered.

TuxCopter

16:33

I implemented a turn-based guess the number

Zalgo

Vote successful!

TuxCopter

wait

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 5

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Woop!

TuxCopter

It borked

wizzwizz4

16:34

@TuxCopter :-(

Zalgo

Hello! I am the game bot!

TuxCopter

!/start guess_number

Zalgo

Voting to start 'guess_number'. 2 votes needed. Reply to this message to register a vote.

TuxCopter

@Zalgo asdf

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Vote registered.

Kritixi Lithos

16:35

@Zalgo .

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Vote registered.

Vote successful!

Guess the number! It's between 0 and 1000.

TuxCopter

@Zalgo 500

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Less.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 250

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos More.

TuxCopter

16:35

@Zalgo 300

Zalgo

@TuxCopter More.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 375

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos More.

TuxCopter

@Zalgo 400

Zalgo

@TuxCopter More.

Kritixi Lithos

16:36

@Zalgo 450

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Less.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 425

TuxCopter

@Zalgo 425

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos You already played your turn!

Kritixi Lithos

ninja'd

Zalgo

16:36

@TuxCopter Less.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 412

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos More.

TuxCopter

@Zalgo 418

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Less.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 415

Zalgo

16:37

@KritixiLithos Less.

TuxCopter

@Zalgo 414

Zalgo

@TuxCopter Less.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 413

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos You win!

Kritixi Lithos

\o/

TuxCopter

16:37

/o\

!/games

hm

Zalgo

Goodbye

Hello! I am the game bot!

TuxCopter

!/games

Zalgo

@TuxCopter guess, nim

Goodbye

Hello! I am the game bot!

TuxCopter

!/games

Zalgo

@TuxCopter nim, guess_number

wizzwizz4

16:40

!/guess_number

TuxCopter

!/start guess_number

Zalgo

Voting to start 'guess_number'. 2 votes needed. Reply to this message to register a vote.

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo Votey McVoteface

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 Vote registered.

wizzwizz4

!/help

Kritixi Lithos

16:40

@Zalgo DOWNVOTE

TuxCopter

It's !/help <game>

@wizzwizz4 u borked it

wizzwizz4

!/help *

Zalgo

Goodbye

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter ... :'-( Sorry... ;'-<

Zalgo

Hello! I am the game bot!

TuxCopter

16:43

!/commands

Kritixi Lithos

!help

Zalgo

!/start <game>: Start a game
!/stop: Stop the current game
!/help <game>: Get help for a game
!/games: Get the list of all games
!/commands: Print all commands supported

Kritixi Lithos

!/star

wizzwizz4

!/start guess_number

Zalgo

Voting to start 'guess_number'. 2 votes needed. Reply to this message to register a vote.

wizzwizz4

16:45

@Zalgo has already voted!

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 Vote registered.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo !/help

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Vote registered.

Vote successful!

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Borking!

Zalgo

Guess the number! It's between 0 and 1000.

wizzwizz4

16:45

@Zalgo 500

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo -1231311

TuxCopter

@wizzwizz4 ?

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 More.

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo 750

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos More.

@wizzwizz4 Less.

Kritixi Lithos

16:46

@Zalgo 675

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo 625

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos Less.

@wizzwizz4 Less.

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo 550

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 512

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 You already played your turn!

@KritixiLithos More.

wizzwizz4

16:47

@Zalgo 550

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 More.

Kritixi Lithos

@Zalgo 584

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos More.

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo 600

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 More.

Kritixi Lithos

16:47

@Zalgo 600

Zalgo

@KritixiLithos More.

wizzwizz4

@Zalgo 605

Zalgo

@wizzwizz4 You win!

TuxCopter

gg

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter In future, don't use a PRNG.

TuxCopter

16:48

Why?

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter You can predict it easily given a little bit of information.

TuxCopter

And anyway how should I generate randomness otherwise

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Hmm...

TuxCopter

@wizzwizz4 don't say me you predicted that the number is 605

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Once I knew the upper few bits and the approximate time it was seeded...

Kritixi Lithos

16:49

s/say/tell/

wizzwizz4

At least you did it better than it used to be done.

By the way, do you happen to have PHP 5.4 for Windows?

TuxCopter

No

Why?

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter I need to run PHP on Windows XP.

Gotcha: phpdev.toolsforresearch.com/php-5.4.23-Win32-VC9-x86.zip

TuxCopter

I have Windows 10

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter So do I. :-(

Apart from conhost.exe and a few minor details, it's a piece of trash compared to Windows 7 imo.

But -.(o.o).-, there's little that can be done.

TuxCopter

16:55

@wizzwizz4 Still better than 8

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Perhaps that's why 8 came out.

Kritixi Lithos

@TuxCopter Definitely

wizzwizz4

So that 10 would look good by comparison...

TuxCopter

If I upgraded my computer to 10 it's only because it had 8.1 installed by default

wizzwizz4

@TuxCopter Mine had 8.1. I'm sort-of regretting installing Windows 10, but it's done now.

Aah! PHP 5.4.23 doesn't run on XP! :-/

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