@Randal'Thor this most of all. To me, it emphasises the discussion surrounding lit, which is what we're here for. The rest aren't about community as much.
My client for today cancelled, so I'll take some time to finish up the ad. Quotes like yours are the reason I'm offering an ad with fill-in-the-blank space.
The longest quote is the Marx one, but we could use a little poetic licence (advertiser's licence?) and say "Every time somebody turns on the TV, I go into the other room and read a book."
When you're paring down a quote to the pithiest bit but need to clarify things which are only referred to obliquely in the juicy part you want to quote, it's often done like this:
> Every time somebody turns on the [television] set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I'm still unsure about the Marx and Moning quotes though. I get the idea that the M&TV mods 'tolerate' the Literature site because they don't see it as competition for any of their questions (unlike certain other sites), but they might still frown upon an ad which criticises the medium of choice for their site.
Based on my thoughts shared last week, here's an ad! The text version uses handwriting kindly contributed by our own kristan.
And a blank version for folks to customise with their own tagline:
(Click through each ad to get a double-size version.)