Undertale

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

15:04

@DJMcMayhem sans is getting creepier the more I think about him

like

he's pretty smart

he has a quantum physics book

but he makes godawful puns

DJMcMayhem

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ absolutely

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I think he can time travel and/or instantly space travel

how else does he get around so fast

DJMcMayhem

He gets really creepy if you obsess over the lore

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I'll do that after I beat the game :)

DJMcMayhem

How far are you?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

15:13

wondering whether monster kid can hate me or not

in the middle of waterfall I think

not sure

@DJMcMayhem

> SCREW IT

> YOU"RE ABOUT TO DIE

> NGGGHHHHHH

wat

DJMcMayhem

Undyne? :)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

ye

forgot to save :(

so I'll probably die and have to restart a while back

oh well

DJMcMayhem

Oh, you done messed up A-A-Ron. :)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

and I'm still level 1 :(

all I have to eat is 1 nice cream and 1 dog salad I think

DJMcMayhem

That's not necessarily a bad thing

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

15:21

well it is for survivability

sans better congratulate me or something and break the 4th wall

i ded

@DJMcMayhem holy crap you can flee from her

DJMcMayhem

Don't worry, sans is one of the few characters in undertale that's aware he's in a video game

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

figured

> few

wait there are more/

DJMcMayhem

Maaaaaybe ;)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

;-;

DJMcMayhem

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yes, you can. Unless you want to kill her (and you're good enough you can) that's your only option

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

15:30

I'm not good enough that I can >_>

@DJMcMayhem hey isn't sans supposed to be guarding the exit

>NGAHHHHH

DAMN IT

I RAN 3 TIMES

AND SHE KILLED ME

@DJMcMayhem is the spidr donut worth it to keep? I can either fight undyne again and keep the donut or not keep it and not fight her again

is the fight it skips that hard?

DJMcMayhem

16:10

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ having it doesn't matter. The important part is buying it

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

oh, cool

I ate it and am now survivng mettaton's cooking show

quartata

woof woof do genocide run please

DJMcMayhem

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ nice! So what happened with undyne?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I ran

then she yelled at sans

and then she fell down and I gave her water

cause it seems to be the opposite of what @quartata wants

DJMcMayhem

OK nice

quartata

16:15

making a big mistake here

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

uh-huh

DJMcMayhem

I think listening to Pichu is the real big mistake here. :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

^

@DJMcMayhem well the royal guards had a interesting experience

DJMcMayhem

16:31

Bro...

Lol

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DJMcMayhem what's with the other 9999g spider bake sale?

@DJMcMayhem oh god you did need to keep it oh well

DJMcMayhem

16:52

Oh really? My bad

I haven't ever skipped muffet so I didn't know that

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

she is hard

how the fuck do you kill her

DJMcMayhem

Don't worry though. Muffet is about the same as undyne

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

i have 1 hp and it's been like 8 turns

i ded

@DJMcMayhem :/ I need moar monies so I can spend 9999

DJMcMayhem

And the song is awesome. :)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

ye

DJMcMayhem

16:55

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ do you still have dog residue? (And a lot of patience)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yes

oh true I can farm dog salad

that was the only reason I survived undyne

TrojanByAccident

17:06

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Just hack the save file for gold :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

?

for gold?

oic

@TrojanByAccident I could also just hack the spider donut back in, but I'm not ;)

going for no file modifications

TrojanByAccident

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ True ;)

quartata

@DJMcMayhem Purple mode is way harder for me than green

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

^

TrojanByAccident

I was tired of Flowey telling me about how I murdered Toriel, so I just cleared my data from the file

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:09

@DJMcMayhem survived, with the aid of 5 dog salad

@TrojanByAccident wat

quartata

Green mode is super easy, I held out against Undyne for like 15 minutes before I realized I can run away

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@TrojanByAccident I haven't beat the game yet, no spoilers :p

quartata

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That's not a spoiler.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

going for no kills though

quartata

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ -1

TrojanByAccident

17:10

I have a question - why is this room PPCG?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

> flowey telling me I murdered toriel

@TrojanByAccident because we're all from PPCG

quartata

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Yeah, if you kill Toriel in the Ruins

TrojanByAccident

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ It's not really a spoiler

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

oh, you can?

oh well

TrojanByAccident

-.-

quartata

17:11

Of course. You can kill anyone. That's the whole point.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

whatever

rn mettaton is singing to me

while in a dress

quartata

I hate that people always feel compelled to go for no kills immediately. (Or people that go for genocide first thing for the matter)

The entire game (or at minimum the genocide route) is about making fun of completionists

TrojanByAccident

I beat the game in geno once

The ending left me dead inside

quartata

Not sure why it would. You knew exactly what you were doing ;P

TrojanByAccident

@quartata Yeah, but 'want anything, papyrus?' literally almost made me cry

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:13

wtf I'm the ship from asteroid

TrojanByAccident

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

when I turned yellow with mettaton

it's like being the ship from asteroid

TrojanByAccident

oh

btw

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

> someone who sincerely likes bad jokes has integrity

@DJMcMayhem you're in luck! and sans is pretty chill

TrojanByAccident

I lost The Game

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:16

shit

so did i

-.-

TrojanByAccident

yay

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

17:38

how kill girl metaton

@quartata @DJMcMayhem why are there jojo's bizarre adventure references

DJMcMayhem

I've never heard of that so I have no idea

What's the reference?

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ with glamour

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DJMcMayhem ORAAAAAA

when you use a punch card in battle

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

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