Now I bet THAT's a peculiar feeling to experience! +1 for the looks I imagine this would cause on people's faces mid-teleport.

@approachingdarknessfish O_0

brilliant ;) Number One, returd all engines.

Brings new meaning to the phrase, "All this has happened before, and will happen again.", heard on many starships of lore.

Also brings new meaning to "Attention all hands - Evacuate immediately..!"

Every time I see this I laugh.

@JoeBloggs - I know. I think it's the exact expression I was thinking of when I wrote this answer.

A real big problem...uselessness of certain organs can cause sickness or evolution to a creature possibly having diminished organs .

"Commander, I have to use the little boy's room." "Number two, poop removal."

So, this explains why the uniforms don't have zippers. If this is true, I suppose any captain's logs that occur must be regarded as supplemental.

"I am Locutus of Bog."

"We've taken damage, Captain! The Biological Waste Extraction Teleporters are offline! Crew efficiency will be severely impaired unless we improvise an alternative immediately!" "Immediately, Number One? Surely we have a little time before matters becomes pressing?" "No, Captain. Speaking for myself, matters have become quite pressing in the moments since the B-WET went off-line!"

I just can't stop laughing

This is covered in this comic strip.

@jwenting I think you meant to say "brilliant Number Two"

I wonder what would happen if a terrorist happened to reverse the teleportation device...

@Noldor130884 Wouldn't that basically be the chef's job?

@MukulKumar not likely in a 5 year mission... maybe the problem will be how will the crew remember how to properly use a toilet when they find one

+1, but the original post required multiple redundancy measures.

What a crap use of the ship's technological prowess...