שמע בני מוסר אביך- Heed O Son to the informant of your father (Proverbs 1:8)
Firstly, we put a Moiser (informant) to death. Secondly its Lashon Harah to listen to negative things about your father
Why must I heed the informant??!?
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If anyone is interested: YCT just had a talk about an English language megillah (Robert Alter translation) that was commissioned for someone who is unable to learn Hebrew. The recording's on Facebook here.
In Parshat Tetzaveh (Exodus 27:20-21) the first mention of the term "ner tamid" in the Torah appears. I had always thought of the ner tamid as the "eternal" or "perpetual" light. Yet it is clearly stated in this passage that the ner tamid shall burn from evening to morning.
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If Oscar the Grouch gets Tzara'at on his garbage can, is that considered Tzara'at of clothing or Tzara'at of one's home?
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I've heard that we are more lenient in regards to krias haMigglah than to krias haTorah (in regards to pronunciation), since the Migglah refers the itself as an Iggeres (letter). If this so, to what extent? [For example, if the baal koreh missed a ti'pcha, and instead read the pussok straight, do...
What is the oldest game in the world? Is it hide and seek, when Adam hid from Hashem in Gan Eden?
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Guys, I tried to direct the user to a more easily legible transliteration, but I'm afraid I failed: Haweeuh Hoyveh viyeeyeeyeh kiehchawd https://judaism.stackexchange.com/a/120443/15256 This way it will be impossible to find the user's posts...