שמע בני מוסר אביך- Heed O Son to the informant of your father (Proverbs 1:8) Firstly, we put a Moiser (informant) to death. Secondly its Lashon Harah to listen to negative things about your father Why must I heed the informant??!? This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken comp...

In Parshat Tetzaveh (Exodus 27:20-21) the first mention of the term "ner tamid" in the Torah appears. I had always thought of the ner tamid as the "eternal" or "perpetual" light. Yet it is clearly stated in this passage that the ner tamid shall burn from evening to morning. 20 וְאַתָּ֞ה תְּצַו...

If Oscar the Grouch gets Tzara'at on his garbage can, is that considered Tzara'at of clothing or Tzara'at of one's home? This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.

I've heard that we are more lenient in regards to krias haMigglah than to krias haTorah (in regards to pronunciation), since the Migglah refers the itself as an Iggeres (letter). If this so, to what extent? [For example, if the baal koreh missed a ti'pcha, and instead read the pussok straight, do...

What is the oldest game in the world? Is it hide and seek, when Adam hid from Hashem in Gan Eden? This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.