Cookie Clicker

zyabin101

11:31

Inaugural message!

Optimizer

this is my only run - 2 hrs long

550K cps

zyabin101

Running at 25.6 cps, 549974.4 behind the llama, 0‰ of the llama's speed...

26 cps...

Optimizer

600k

zyabin101

599974 behind, 0‰ done...

Optimizer

zyabin101

11:36

What are you waiting for, @StevenH, post something :3

Steven H.

100 cps for 10 minutes isn't bad

zyabin101

@StevenH. 79.6 behind you, 246‰ of your speed done...

Not bad...

Optimizer

how are you so bad ?

zyabin101

> Come give grandma a kiss. -- Grandma 2016

2

Steven H.

You better start catching up quick

zyabin101

11:40

Uh oh!

Steven H.

zyabin101

Currently, 69.7% of my production is cursors.

Uh oh!!

That's 18.4 cookies.

The nearest cursor upgrade is ambidextrous, which will up that to 36.8 and cookies per click to 8.

Steven H.

zyabin101

Oh noes!

Steven H.

Catch up

zyabin101

11:45

I got Frenzy for the previous 77 seconds! and got my bank to 21910 cookies!

Steven H.

Get that mine

zyabin101

Gotta catch up now, running at 45.6 cps...

Steven H.

Can I see a screencap?

Speed baking 2 and 3 unlocked, I need to legacy for speed baking 1

But that comes later

zyabin101

Can't give one, because the PC is very dumb and GFIE just broke.

But I got so-baked-right-now and unlocked ambidextrous.

Steven H.

zyabin101

11:54

Tree thousand five hundred five o_o

Steven H.

@zyabin101 what are you purchasing in terms of buildings

zyabin101

I have 49 cursors and fower grandmas.

Steven H.

That's way too many cursors

Sell some, buy farms and mines

mines first if you can

zyabin101

Metal Click has baked a lot of cookies, and now has exactly 50 cursors and five grandmas :3

Okay stopped.

Steven H.

Sell 10, buy two mines

You should get +200 cps or something like that

zyabin101

11:58

Okai :3

Steven H.

Wait no, +100

I have a mine upgrade

Use the money from that to start buying farms

zyabin101

And now I will follow the Cookie Calculator's advice. :3

Steven H.

And then work your way up

zyabin101

Next, the Cookie Calculator advises me to buy tree grandmas. Very good, but gives only 2 cps :/

Steven H.

They stack up

They're the only buildings in the game to have exponential growth

@Optimizer How goes the cookie-baking?

Optimizer

12:03

1Mcps

@StevenH. man even i dont have 1 M in 25 min acheivement

i gues that once in a lifetime thing

Steven H.

I click very fast

zyabin101

I don't, too. :O

Steven H.

I've gotten the 1M in 15 minutes

but that was really lucky, I got a +777% click golden cookie pretty much right off the bat

Optimizer

oh. thats only click based?

Steven H.

It's a total baked

so both CPS and clicks combined

Optimizer

12:05

i am earning 1m/s now

then why am i not getting?

Steven H.

You're 2 hours in

it's too late

Later you'll get prestige/legacy resets which will make things easier

Optimizer

it says i wont get prestige

Steven H.

Not yet

You need 1tril to start it

zyabin101

@StevenH. Okay now, what's your speed for a 15 seconds sprint in this test?

Steven H.

you're probably better off waiting until the quadrillions

Optimizer

12:07

oh

6 B done

zyabin101

Mine's 5.56, tested right now.

Steven H.

Peaked at 13, but I got 9.28

I'm clicking with both my index and middle finger

zyabin101

Oh. @Optimizer, what's your speed for a 15 seconds sprint in this test?

Optimizer

5.13

zyabin101

Okay.

Optimizer

12:10

clicking is not the key here

zyabin101

Welcome @Sp3000!

Sp3000

Hey

zyabin101

^^^

 1 Steven H.     9.28
 2 zyabin101     5.56
 3 Optimizer     5.13

Steven H.

Now 10.78, I did a shorter burst this time

Even shorter, 12.29

zyabin101

 1 Steven H.     12.29 10.78  9.28
 2 zyabin101      5.56
 3 Optimizer      5.13

Optimizer

12:15

100 cursors

Steven H.

@Sp3000, did you just start Cookie Clicker or have you been playing a while?

Or you haven't started playing, in which case you should

Sp3000

I used to play quite a lot of idle games but I don't have the save datas for them any more, so I just started a new one two hours ago

Steven H.

50k cps

It's 5am and I haven't slept

zyabin101

@StevenH. Go sleep now :P

Thanks for chatting :3

Sp3000

Part of the reason why I stopped playing I think :P Idle games aren't great for OCD or health

(but yeah, go sleep)

Steven H.

12:26

Good night :P

I was already staying up until 4:30 when I started this anyway though, so it's not Cookie Clicker's fault

(It's innocent!)

zyabin101

13:58

Is anyone here playing?

Sp3000

Slowly in the background while doing work, if that counts

zyabin101

That counts. :3

Running at 56 cps, and stopped.

@Sp3000 And you can't check on the game?

Sp3000

Not really, just trying to show some self restraint or I'd never get any work done, so I just check every so often to make some big upgrades (less efficient, but better for my sanity)

Optimizer

14:41

@zyabin101 how are you so bad?????

how many cookies u have?

zyabin101

15:01

@Optimizer I'm not. o_o

Optimizer

u r bad if even now u have sub 100 cps

zyabin101

@Optimizer Idk, can't check because Mom is using my PC right now.

Optimizer

16:32

50mcps

zyabin101

17:32

@_@

That seems more important than the NetHack stuff or calculating using only five.

Next, the Cookie Calculator advises to buy a farm.

68 cps.

4.99e7 cps behind llama, 0.0% of llama's speed.

Optimizer

18:16

160Mcps

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18:35

...............

this room

Optimizer

19:10

330mcps

Steven H.

20:04

@zyabin101 don't listen to the cookie calculator. ._. The cookie calculator isn't doing you any favors right now

Optimizer

god this gets really tough when things reach trillion

i have +3 on legacy though now

Steven H.

20:18

Have you gotten yourself a bingo center yet

Optimizer

what location in the grid?

what is bingo center?

Steven H.

You'll know when you get it

It's the plot

Optimizer

well i am not watchign it all the time

Steven H.

It's an upgrade

Optimizer

20:43

ah

that

i can see it since long time

how will i ever get money for that XD

Steven H.

Time machines, probably

Optimizer

i have 1 time machine

lets wait for 777 golden cookie

Steven H.

21:31

1mil cps

Optimizer

1bcps

and zyabin is still at 70cps

and he says he's not bad at it

Steven H.

Oh yeah, when you do your next ascension click only 15 times, buy a cursor, and don't click the cookie at all until 1mil cookies baked

that's an achievement

for the milk!

Steven H.

21:48

Oh no, now it needs you to undergo challenge modes

RIP

Optimizer

what is ascension click?

Steven H.

Ascension is the legacy button

Click refers to the big cookie

Optimizer

hmm ok

what is challenge mode?

did u already click the legacy button ?

Steven H.

I played this game a while back, so yes but not during this run

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