> tfw you find a minetown bones
> usually somebody who died to a gnome, water moccasin, water demon, etc.
> rarely somebody who pissed off the watch/shopkeepers
> thisgonnabegood.mp3
> step out of stair room
> Makin hits! Makin hits! Makin zaps a oak wand! The death ray whizzes by you!
> ohfuck.jpg
> throw potion of polymorph as last ditch resort
> tfw shopkeeper is now lichen
> kill Makin the Lichen
> wand of death is 0:0 but save it, get 3 potions of extra healing