fake v8 - this is what i have for now:
https://tio.run/##pVZdb9owFH1OfoWfantlpt2XKlhVbe26t1Vat4eprSoTHHAbHOY4VKjit7NrOzEJha5jDyBzfc@9xye@J9zxGS8SLafmtcqHYrlMS5UYmSuU8nvxjRs5EyRVFD3G0YxrVBgt1QgdIxwSMdpHqWKKTwSsMIFcdKUcEiVQ8wYtcD@OIMXklzU8oIkrHWlhSq2q8pC9iOtQqvrxIo67XfTj4uyihx74HE1yLdDZ91@xpaQFH0JFLX6XUguC0wJTZoPnMhOXc5X0XZp40NIISJzqPBFFwQozFFozF2YDqYakvUM9bgMsL80WGOxUMCUevmb5gGcAhQMCfY7GPLmPI65H5UQoU/RCTQjNOnGU5KrIM9FzimT5qNd8CGQlmevtdQsq1ZsAqySNIpdHPmnN5yzV@YSE1pTd5VIRjDC1z@xaYaANiIX9XtCqAwVOESiR612YOOAaF1wdkVVV7d3ZhZ9YEVzAZwq3xryA4zpFh6sp/rNalkxLK1fui9a7MgHo/5JpCONW26jcPsPF966I3L6IyWY97BBu…