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2:00 AM
@matt , Music Lover/Teacher is a person who took me in 40 years ago almost to the day. A person who teaches violin and viola for the love of music.
A person who taught me that i'm lovable too. Told me "we're gonna make love again and again until you get it right."
It's a teacher joke.
^ Music Lover/Teacher before we met
Music Lover/Teacher has lived a world apart for decades now but each phone call is like the day we met.
Thank you for asking, @m____t!
Music Lover/Teacher grew up in a society that told her simultaneously that she could be president and that a woman's job is in the home.
Music Lover/Teacher has a golden ear surpassed by the warmest honey voice, when things look like they'll work out, and the sharpest mind that taught me to leave stepping stones more than imperatives.
You should see Music Lover/Teacher try to write a short message.
Like Mark Twain, given two weeks they can make it short, sweet and concentrated.
 
2:29 AM
a mere drive-by cuz there's this online event for today :0
 
o!
How's the view?
 
a cool one
@humn (interesting :0 eventually i'd come to ask that too but i guess matt's curiosity was burning harder)
 
I'm so in love with Music Lover/Teacher that others fell in love with me.
 
<3
 
!
Cool here too, in many senses.
 
2:32 AM
:)
 
In terms of temperature, i can't go sidewalk without some giving me socks.
In terms of police activity, i tried to introduce myself and they advised, "stay cool."
 
it's getting cold here too
shame it doesn't snow though ;_;
 
First snow blew through here a month ago, with nothing like it again.
 
mm
 
Cheer x 3 for global worming
I wuz born in a snowbank.
 
2:36 AM
cheers sadly
 
^ truly, you got what i meant
 
:o
 
trying to be funny: If i'm lucky i'll live my whole life in a snow bank. And if i don't die in a snow bank i hope to be buried alive in one.
 
if only
 
oNly
Mind if i play with oName? You can have it back afterward. Certainly welcome to play with mnine.
 
2:40 AM
hhaha
go ahead
 
oK!
A name is a nym is a nomme would smell as much in any language
 
(bye for now again :0)
 
@oAlt , thanks for the drive by. No chatters were hurt.
 
:0
 
2:51 AM
humn! oalt! :)
i made all chapters start on the right and added a table of contents; suddenly WPxGT is 222 pages long
 
!
@merrybot , you know there's an appreciative publisher in your audience. The first book i helped typeset was the 777-pager.
222 is 22222222/77777777 of the way there!
The only reason that famous people ask my help with typesetting is so they can claim the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval: "Never touched by hman hands."
 
@humn you're a publisher? nice
also,thanks :)
 
When you corrected "kearning" i heard a love song.
 
*kerning
there, i just corrected "kearning" :p
 
Encore!
 
3:02 AM
unfortunately i don't hear a love song at the moment
 
Ooooooo.... wait until after intermission
But if you're seriously saying something, oooooooooooooooooo
 
hm
also,
> Hold on tight to our paper towels and start to burn.
 
Best yet! Did you fake that?
 
nope
i never fake translated nonsense
 
Ohhhhhhhhhh, genuine nonsense
 
3:05 AM
yep
i dont make this sh*t up
 
I'm so lucky to catch what comes out your poopchute like a serial.
Like Sherlock Holmes in Strand magazine
 
thanks?
 
thanks!
 
:)
 
And you seem to be completely open source with the results. Here's to not moneygrubbing!
I went to the local shelter and was told that their meal hours were over but they have, would you believe it, one more.
 
3:09 AM
@humn yep, this nonsense is free because (a) i'm nice (b) i'm too lazy to put this stuff on amazon prime
@humn weird
 
@merrybot , If you're to lazy to \rule{}{} you're too lazy to make a living on this. Muchas!
 
hm
thanks for thanking
 
recursively, to be sure
 
indeed
aaand i just hit 225 pages
 
two words i try to inject into every serious piece of writing: "indeed" and "yet" Once each because it makes people think.
 
3:12 AM
hehe
 
@merrybot , you and what armipediA?
 
????
 
You couldn't've inked 225 pages on your own.
And now who's gonna clean up that mess?!?
 
it doesnt need cleaning
 
Gotta admit, please?, it IS a mess.
Another fine mess.
 
3:15 AM
not sure whether to thank you or be offended
thanks
 
just don't call your guardian
 
i wont
anyway
 
\subtitleeee{Another fine mess}
(each e is another level sub)
 
hm
 
When you "hm" @m_____t, i'll give you all the slack it takes to find out what's at the other end of that rope. (You don't have to rope it every time, either, i for one bat for average, and 1/3 is better than average.)
 
3:21 AM
of what rope?
 
Fundamental Theorem of Rope: If a rope has one end it has another
 
unless the rope is a loop
 
True! A loop hasn't even one end.
 
/ torus / pretzel / ...
 
dog
 
3:22 AM
speaking of pretzels, apple pie bread
is amazing
 
pie bread is amazing enough, care to expand?
 
apple pie bread = apple pie filling, but in bread
idk, i'm not a chef
 
If life plays another trick on you, you will be a chef, sure enough.
 
i highly doubt that
 
Catch you by surprise then.
When you least expect it.
 
3:25 AM
have you ever met a [redacted]-year-old chef?
i doubt it
 
(decoding)
Answer: no, but am nosy to hear/se more, [redacted offensive pet name].
 
...about what?
 
More about the chef whom you asked
 
(the specified [redacted] chef is me; are you sure...?)
 
@m____t, you ain't the only, as ain't i, watcher of the skies, but here:
 
3:31 AM
also, you do know that @m___t doesn't ping me, right?
 
because i'm shy
 
don't be; i'm fine with being pinged
 
but you'd better take @m______t as compliment, @merrybot
or else
 
oh no
 
could be worse!
 
3:32 AM
> The internet will grow so that more and more people are hearing the chicken, which will keep the campaign going.
 
dang-er, @matt, @merrybot, you've gotta credit Zippy the Pinhead in your acks.
 
what??
 
(dang-er is a supreme compliment, it rhymes with whang-er)
 
hm
 
"acks" = "acknowledgements"
 
3:34 AM
i figured that
 
"Zippy the Pinhead" = google translate before google translate
 
hm
 
If you don't look it up i'll, why, just don't know, will provide a link
 
i did look it up
 
thank you
Zippy tried to make sense of the already senselessness.
 
3:37 AM
interesting
> The lust Woman blue w like that which is unhealthy shows the dress getting bigger.
 
yeee heeee
 
is that a humn laugh?
 
a haaa
 
i will take that as a yes
 
Last night i let out a cheer and the sidewalk campers told me to cool it.
 
3:39 AM
:|
 
It was in public and after hours.
 
also "magical mystery tour" anagrams to "asymmetrical yogurt"
 
! ! ! (space space amazement) !
Close enough!
 
close enough?
did i...?
 
Really? Letter for letter? Thought i caught a checksum error.
Wouldn't be the first time i checksummed in error.
 
3:42 AM
hm
 
@merrybot, @matt, are you @mborg? The first time i press to impress you act like it has no effect. The second time its like you're ready.
 
mborg? never heard of them
 
mliar
 
mtruth
 
The borg assimilate everything in their path, if it itches enough.
 
3:46 AM
oh i thought you meant some SE user
i have definitely heard of the borg
but i am not one
 
Thought so, but they do have that alluring quality.
 
@humn also is this a compliment or an insult
 
Veiled compliment
 
thnaks
 
wlecome!
Scientists implemented an experiment short circuit in me when it comes to insults.
They are not veiled.
 
3:48 AM
is that
good?
 
Philosophically, no, insults do no good.
But they sure do feel good on the way out.
 
hehe
insult = bad
insult + profanity = more bad
 
To abbreviate a great: Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate mofo.
 
hm
 
@m____t, you got WikipediA to cuss!
 
3:52 AM
i did?
 
What were those blackout squares?
I took them in the best possible vein, as gutter talk
 
they were referencing a bad s*xual something
 
Oh wow, play it safe, with all my heart
("play it safe" = "drive safely" = "i love you")
(it also means "play it safe")
 
i like you, humn, but you're confusing as hell :p
 
on a good day!
Music Lover/Teacher taught me to leave something to interpretation.
 
3:56 AM
hm
also we have been in here chatting for an hour already
time flies when you're having fun
 
!
My official status is semi-retired. All the time in the world.
 
semi- retired?
 
Really, do i come off as completely retired? What a pipe dream.
 
but like what do you mean by semi-retired?
 
I'm looking for the next job so that i can support all the friends who owe me money. To BH.
 
3:59 AM
hm
would you look at that, it's 8pm
 
I'm in Chico, 8pm indeed, guessing you're further south.
 
i'm in vegas
 
And east!
 
and not in the same state!
 
!
Enjoy the lack of tax laws.
 
4:02 AM
heh
well, considering i'm only a [redacted]-year-old non-chef, i'm not exactly there yet
 
Seen the full mooooooooooon lately? Or the penumbral elipse?
 
yes; no
 
@merrybot , i've been [redacted] years old since birth, only more so lately
 
that is chronologically impossible
 
linguistically though
 
4:05 AM
did someone say linguistics?
 
@merrybot , transcript don't lie
 
starts monologue-ing about linguistics only to remember i made a room for that
 
interesting
 
Your other rooms have guardians i don't want to ruffle.
 
4:09 AM
gaurdians?
 
The powers that be have figured out that this is a safe refuge.
 
from what?
 
@merrybot , don't know?
 
i don't
 
Each of us has an audience of bare-knuckled watchers on this medium with no secrets.
Your watchers told me once or twice that i'd better shelter in place.
 
4:12 AM
i'm so confused by this that i'm out of words
also,
 
You're lucky to have watchers here. Me too. I'm not one. I'm a participant.
 
watchers???
 
Whoever led you here is watching. This is the modern age!
 
ah yes, "this obscure youtube video will explain everything"
 
I'm sincere.
 
4:15 AM
hm
 
And quizically whimsical.
 
indeed you are.
 
I have nothing to lose. I've died multiple times.
 
you have?
 
The latest being when i took too much of a medicine to be able to care for Butter feral feline.
The first being at 1 1/2 years thrown into a metal appliance.
 
4:18 AM
w- you are really freaking me out here
 
I'm a walking talking phenomenon of cumulative brain damage. Could be worse.
Please don't be freaked out, @merrybot. Please play along as if i'm almost hman.
 
alright then
 
Thank you
I'm also a puzzling result of cumulative damage.
Here to serve, except on days off.
!
 
Yep.
 
Welcome!
 
4:23 AM
And yet here I am, chatting with a fellow humn while simultaneously creating ridiculousness.
 
Obviously your vital resources were dirverted to your brainium during all that.
 
(you mind deleting that super long message?)
(of mine)
 
(won't forget, but you know it'll show up in Trash. Give me the go and i'll heave it)
 
please do
 
1 message moved to ­Trash
 
4:26 AM
"humn has invited you to join ­Trash."
hm
 
Thank you for "hm"
 
you're welcohumn
will be right back; getting some tea
 
I've spent my whole life trying to not be seen.
Don't see me while you get some tea. Bye for the moment.
 
i'm back with my tea
sips
@humn the probability of us seeing each other IRL is near zero
230 pages of nonsense!
(@humn, i got my tea)
humn?
h_m_
 
4:52 AM
this is a relatively old one, but:
> Lynn October 27, 2019, established by the Christian Federation a breakthrough for a
grandmother in the kitchen in the north of France for the month to 24.
 
5:27 AM
@humn humnan
@merrybot :)
anddddd bye again
 
And Music Lover/Teacher called!
Music Lover/Teacher called about many other issues that got through the wringer, after which i complimented with this Yes piece is where Mom and i saw eye to eye.
Mom bought me the album, sight unheard, as if anything by Yes would demonstrate her love.
I said, "I've always loved you." And she gasped "I know."
A friend is in love with his mother. Me too. Post facto.
Another friend is in love with her mother. And me. Some hope for the future.
Ambiguously continued in the future. Sidewalks beckon.
Try it sometime. Somewhere safe. Plant your a%% on detritus and the rest of the night will be a sweet welcome.
 
6:06 AM
> Ran loon material used to make high-density fins, such as the remodeling of a large house, everyone will eventually complete
 
@merrybot , zat a translation of my keystrokes? Who'd know?
Yesterday i stepped on cold sharp glass. First time in years. Blood everywhere. So much better than warm doggy doo.
(Spoiler: i own the best shoes ever and don't wear them)
 
@humn ouch :(
 
!
Like my sidewalk friends and professional athlete friends and gang friends, freaks of nature survive.
@m____t, you are recognized as such. And survival ain't always fun.
The reason i come off as an unguided missile is because if i didn't i wouldn't come off at all.
My launch pad says "come off" and "come on"
Either way, i'm trodding out. Continued.
 
 
4 hours later…
 
6 hours later…
4:32 PM
@manshu i love this song
 
 
4 hours later…
8:43 PM
@matt , i love manshu. Don't tell anyone.
@manshu was @m____ before scientists could do anything about it.
Weirdly fun on sidewalks last night: Dude gave me the pitch and i replied "you're half a century too late"
A few blocks (and more hours) later i plunked down next to a sufferer and begged her to let me hold her injured hand.
She gave me a blanket!
Went back just now to express my gratitude and, in the making. everyone else said she wasn't hee last night and that she' is he. I hate English almost as much as love it.
And it didn't make a whit of difference. S-he- gave me blanket on a night bypassed by global warming.
And because:
S-he kept trying to ask if i'd be as enthralled if truth were known.
@Rand al'Wrong time of day: Word of he day: thralled
New in town, i asked what the safe word is here. Got an earful.
Didn't hurt that i gave the safe word or origin "i'm a good guy."
How do real persons survive on the street? I've only metg fellow freaks who only wish they are destructible.
 
9:28 PM
matt ∈ petaQpu'
(interpreted literally, that is: taQ means "weird", pe- is the imperative, and -pu' is the plural)
 
"para" and "epi" is how i feel
 
hm
 
"pseudo" too
"quasinormal" is too much so
 
in that case, {matt, humn} ∈ petaQpu'
 
!
 
9:32 PM
yes
 
I know how to make transforms unrecognizable. Fourier, Hyper-D, name it.
You make transforms risible.
 
why thank you
, fellow humn
 
don't try to flatter me
 
apologies
 
it'll get you where you've already been, in circles
 
9:34 PM
hm
 
(looking up a visual, hmang on)
(strike one, going for average)
(steeerike two. it'll be worth the wait)
(uh, it's .ps)
I'll find an oneline converter, and if not, i hope to buried alive while making one.
I've made every conversion. And right now would rather type as much.
uh "oneline" is funner than intended
please don't forget, my bare feet step on glass just to clean the streets. On a good day.
 
i've noticed a few "on a good day"s of yours:
> Eat shit and die. On a good day.
 
m bare knuckles reach the keyboard and blame everyone else.
@matt , that was an especially good day!
I 've died for less.
 
i hope you didn't actually eat shit?
 
Let's leave that to the coroner
No i didn't and i don't feed it either except as obvious figuratively.
 
9:49 PM
right
 
When i say "eat shit" it means "i love you, fellow survivor"
 
also, ... how many times have you died exactly? (apologies if weird question)
 
Enough to brag!
 
well then
 
The best was when my front brakes failed
 
9:51 PM
oh nooooo
also, i just did this:
 
Among the fleeting thoughts were, "i'm never gonna badmouth back brakes again"
 
 
You so bad you good!
 
thanks
 
Where did you post that? Asking lazily because i could find it.
 
!
 
if everything looks black it's because you're in chrome and the image is transparent
 
o wowowowowowowow! (in response to previous)
 
here is code for this fancy thing:
\begin{description}
\item[given]solution in interval notation: $-1\cup2\cup\left[3,\ \infty\right)$
\item[find/create]polynomial with that solution
\end{description}
it's actually quite simple. reverse the sign of $-1$ and $2$ and put them in an $\left(x+\ \right)^2$. do the same for the $\left[3,\ \infty\right)$ but don't square it. multiply them together, add $\geq$*, \textsl{et voil\`a}!

$$\left(x+1\right)^2\left(x-2\right)^2\left(x+3\right)\geq0$$

\footnotesize{*because of the $\left[\right.$ and the $\infty$}
 
show off! please. and again.
Did anyone actually understand your pose? It is posetry.
 
9:55 PM
my ... pose?
 
you posed a question,,, poser
it's a loaded word, this time with flowers.
 
hm. also btw the ellipsis is three full stops ... not three commas
 
live with it
most of my mistakes on on purpose. the rest, well, , , , , , , , , everyone makes mistakes!
 
mhm
 
that was typed in a funloving way that would get the whole park arrested
so easy to give a rebel yell with keystrokes
 
9:59 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
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