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17:00

NO ITS STARTING AND I DONT HAVE VIDEO

Kyle Cronin

I'm seeing the bars again

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At least they're high definition bars

abby hairboat

i have a black screen and tunes

oh wait, now it's on

quality is crap

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Oh, back

yay

abby hairboat

quality is probably crap 'cause it's a camera pointed at a projector screen

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17:03

true

Kyle Cronin

I'm not getting any video now

ok, the bars are back

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@KyleCronin it's a little animation thing

abby hairboat

projection bit is over

back to the stage

everyone's cheering

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wait, mine went away

abby hairboat

here comes tim cook

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17:04

:(

thanks abby

abby hairboat

i wish he'd tuck in his shirt

or at least get it tailored a little

dude is positively billowing

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please tell me it's boring stats

that I'm missing

abby hairboat

not even

just boring intro

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ah okay

abby hairboat

"as you know, we're just down the road from apple's birthplace"

blah blah blah

macintosh launched 30 years ago, then imac, then my stream cut out

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17:06

Someone in a truck is cursing

abby hairboat

back

"i'm gonna get started by talking about the car"

then my stream froze again

i think he said car but maybe i misheard because now he's talking about iphones

#1 smartphone in the world, most loved smartphone blah blah

98% customer satisfaction

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Gonna be interesting how 'analysts' decide the terrible streaming means apple is dying

here we go...

Daniel Beck

are any of you able to watch the live stream?

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"biggest advancement in iphone"

abby hairboat

what's happening guys?

Tweeted by TVTruckSchedule on September 9, 2014 at 5:02 PM

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17:08

@DanielBeck me, but it's terrible

abby hairboat

> today we are launching the biggest advancement in the history of iPhone

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video of it

Daniel Beck

all I see is the TV truck schedule…

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hero shots

Kyle Cronin

I think the stream is working again, at least it is for me

abby hairboat

17:08

here it comes

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yes, plastic bars ;(

abby hairboat

"2001: a space odyssey" esque music

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7-row homescreen

uhh... button on the right side?

awesome looking

thinner bezel

abby hairboat

audio is going nuts

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iphone6 / 6+

abby hairboat

17:09

random copyright break

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shiller on stage

abby hairboat

i still have the spinning iphones

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mine just did a copywrite break too

abby hairboat

copyright slide is persisting through multiple refreshes

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It's like it goes crazy whenever they switch cameras

abby hairboat

17:10

yeah

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getting the intro video again

abby hairboat

oy

the music over the copyright slide is pretty great

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back live

"Retina HD displays"

abby hairboat

oh, now i see shiller

again with the billowing shirts

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"ion-strengthened glass"

abby hairboat

17:11

retina HD sounds like something a samsung LG galazy tab-note would have

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IPS

I'm getting someone speaking Spanish in the background audio :P

Daniel Beck

why do I get live translation into a language I don't know?

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4.7" and 5.5"

abby hairboat

jesus, iPhone 6+ is HUGE

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1334x750 and 1920x1080

abby hairboat

17:12

even iPhone 6 is too big for me

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326 & 401 ppi

Daniel Beck

+ as in "plus-size"?

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I suppose

abby hairboat

i can barely reach the whole screen on one hand with my 5

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hitting chat ratelimits.

Someone respond to that tweet and point them to this room.

abby hairboat

17:13

one of iPhone's strengths in my opinion was that it didn't succumb to the BIGGER IS OBVISLY BETTER trap that most smartphone companies fall into

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6.9mm and 7.1mm.

better colors, blah blah blah

abby hairboat

yeah blah blah

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screen is bigger, so more stuff shows :P

oh neat.

abby hairboat

iPhone 6 & iPhone 6 Plus. This is like some kind of joke. http://t.co/qTCIkjNcmh

Tweeted by chrismaddern on September 9, 2014 at 5:13 PM

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they're adopting iPad layout in landscape

new keyboard on 6+

landscape homescreen

abby hairboat

17:14

digging dock on right in landscape home screen

wish my iPad would do that (bet it will with iOS8)

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stream gone

abby hairboat

stream gone, then i hit play and it went back to the iphone slideshow

Daniel Beck

One would think they have enough experience by now.

abby hairboat

aaaand Access Denied

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They need to choose a camera and stick with it :P

abby hairboat

17:16

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>.<

abby hairboat

and back

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1.3M on app store

abby hairboat

standing in front of wall of apps

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They're auto-scaling apps for 6/6+

Brant

17:17

This stream is rough

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and you can build special for the new sizes

abby hairboat

gonna go reheat some pizza and cross my fingers that it's better when i get back

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good luck

abby hairboat

tyvm

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a8

Brant

17:18

argh we booked a conference room at work for this

apple you ruined my afternoon

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25% faster

50% faster GPU

someone kill these ratelimits

They're trying to use the live text feed as a liv transcript

game demo

Holy crap

dat battery life

6+ has more than 6

M8 too

Oh wow

It... has a barometer

150Mbps LTE

VoLTE is becoming a thing in 6/6+

802.11ac

WIFI CALLING

Seamless transition to carrier

8MP camera

bmike

@Brant Even some Apple stores can't get a stream.

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"focus pixels"

.. dedicated pixels with their own shutters for fast autofocus

bmike

I'm getting a new camera :-)

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2x as fast focusing

Brant

17:30

Is the 6 the same size as the 5/5S?

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no

4.7"

bmike

@Undo The chinese dub was rough to listen to.

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Yeah :P

it's gone now for me

breaking up :(

image stabilization

"optical" IS on 6+

... the lens moves in 3d space to stabalize :O

Tanner

my stream just died too

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240 FPS on 6/6+

O:

(video)

wow. just wow

and getting 403

back

ios 8 feature

blah blah blah

everything we saw in June

wrapping up iPhone 6(+)

should be getting prices soon

enviro-stuff

new silicon cases.

six colors

leather too, 5 colors

gold, silver, black

and 403 again

> You don't have permission to access "http://www.apple.com/" on this server.

Oooh, that's bad :P

abby hairboat

17:40

thank god for the barometer

CSS borked but the tiny feed at the bottom is the best quality i've seen so far, so i'm leaving it

yesss iOS 8

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$199 and $299

abby hairboat

wow, i did not expect iOS 8 to support the 4S

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iphone c5 is free, 5s $99

Sep 17 release iOS 8

whew, some time to work on my app yet :D

end of iphone

tim up

iphone amazing blah blah blah

pre-order iPhones Sep 12

abby hairboat

...out of tune a cappella rendition of 2001: space odyssey music

that was stupid

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yeah

abby hairboat

17:43

oh god

tim cook just go home

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nooooooo

abby hairboat

no, tim

Graham Perrin

erm

abby hairboat

nobody wants to see another one

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no

whew stream cut out

Graham Perrin

17:44

He'll be wearing a Burberry raincoat next

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This one is a little better

abby hairboat

fallon vs timberlake comparing health data

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tim back

NEW CATEGORY

abby hairboat

wallet

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oh, payment stuff

vision: replace the wallet

bashing credit cards, yay

this is hilarious

abby hairboat

17:45

it really is

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credit card no worky

process based on plastic, we're reliable on it. No security.

five decades old

NYT quote about mobile payment

abby hairboat

i'm excited to see how this turns out

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yeah

abby hairboat

i pre-ordered a coin

Graham Perrin

Good grief the stream is more down than up for me (in the UK)

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17:47

"ApplePay"

Video of it.

yup, NFC with Touch ID

abby hairboat

ever since i got this busted page the stream has been perfect

bmike

@Undo I used to get ApplePay :-)

Graham Perrin

@abbyhairboat I got that too but it didn't work for me :(

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Cue up

abby hairboat

so this is just an app that has all your credit card info that can be tapped on one of those NFC reader things

god, that SHIRT

do these guys even have a stylist?

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17:49

yup, nfc

@abbyhairboat ... it's tech :P

passbook integration

abby hairboat

for those tens of people who use passbook

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linked to itunes store

you can take a picture of cards to add them. This is horrifying that you can even do that :P

uh... they don't store the number?!?

oh wow

Find my Iphone can kill payments.

abby hairboat

that's neat

the security features

that wins over coin for sure

"we are not in the business of collecting your data"

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Apple doesn't know what you got.

yay

US-only for now. AE, MC, and Visa

bunch of banks

220k merchant locations

THey've been getting that number up

staples, subway, etc.

only Apple can do this, really :P

... online payments O:

bmike

@abbyhairboat Passbook is huge for people that don't have a big tech background.

abby hairboat

17:54

really?

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@abbyhairboat only if they can sell it to people making these things.

:/

neat

abby hairboat

what about online payments from desktop (not from phone)?

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@abbyhairboat they haven't talked about the mac yet.

But I bet this involves iCloud Keychain, which is on the Mac.

abby hairboat

it must be fun to be an adoption exec at apple

bmike

Yup. And with people that travel a bit via air. The boarding pass / security speedup is quite substantial over paper.

abby hairboat

17:55

wander around to MLB and whole foods and bully people into adopting your tech

Graham Perrin

I still prefer cash

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@bmike I love it, the rare times I travel

Next month. Free iOS 8 update

tim back

"One more thing" !!!

:D

abby hairboat

"one more thing..."

wearables?

cars?

WEARABLE CARS?

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YES

abby hairboat

"make technology more personal" - betting on wearables

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17:57

yup

abby hairboat

redefine what people expect from its category

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new product. entirely new product

abby hairboat

"the next chapter in apple's story"

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video

abby hairboat

SPACE

apple is going to SPACE

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17:58

They bought space!

abby hairboat

going head to head with tesla in the private space industry!!

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Free slice to all iCloud users!

abby hairboat

it's a watch

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YES iWatch!

abby hairboat

and a damn sexy one from what i can see so far

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17:59

oh wow

abby hairboat

eugh, square face

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magnetic latches..

saphire face. That's what they're doing with saphire

abby hairboat

wonder how much this thing is going to be

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