« first day (51 days earlier)      last day (151 days later) » 

16:00
mumbes stupid hippy bus-lover.
lol @ my comment on the answer on yours Matt
buses are a hot topic today
I like it
I'm laughing at his response, though.
He refers to the puzzle stating "Don't"
But...I'm referring to HIM saying Can't, not Matt saying it :P
hahah
I don't know why, but I was just reminded of a game I learned in grade school
telephone?
16:14
to a group of (oblivious) people, tell the story of a hat that passes from person to person (about the people present, usually), and end with "Who has the hat?"
people will guess anything
the correct answer is whoever speaks first has the hat
Also, all I can think of in response to your: Sorry, not the answer. "You're a bus" made me chuckle, though.
bus bus
everyone is always so confused
OH MAN
I should've crossed out chuckle and wrote buckle ... because seat belt
16:16
missed opportunity, party of me
You can drive, play, or take a football :P
Though...all at the same time.
You can do the same with time
though, I'd be hardpressed to use 'drive' as a verb, in that instance
It's amusing how well this fits.
The answer to your puzzle is Nadia, the gender-confused person.
still laughing
I wonder what @GordonAllocman thinks :P
hahaha
I still can't get over lil peanut clapping back at me "I don't need grammar lessons" well you literally do, since you used completely the wrong word, but whatever
where?
16:25
@question_asker I don't need grammar lessons. — Peanut 20 hours ago
Sorry, had to read everything in context
..and lol
oh my god that calculator puzzle. now that's actually fairly clever, considering a) how straightforward a solution it was, and b) how much time and effort people put into figuring out (wrong) solutions
And to summarize Gareth's comments:
"You aren't learning anything from what you're posting, or the responses to them."
Yeah, that puzzle made Gordon very angry =D
16:29
bless gareth's heart, I think he's just worse than me at not being able to keep things to one comment
which, the peanut puzzle?
The 14 one
lol it kinda made me angry too?
:P
I invested in it later than the both of you
16:32
but only because of the whole "you don't pronounce the strikethrough" which, again, I claim is not entirely true
And to a lesser degree
but I felt better about it after the actual answer was posted
Anyone else find it funny that "Seeing through your dollar" was posted by "Ben"? :D
ha!
-4
Q: ASCII Puzzler 3: The Trees

PeanutThis is a sequel to ASCII Puzzler 1: Part 1 and ASCII Puzzler 2: Arrows Depicting Movement, Things, or Pointing Out Objects, and a prequel to ASCII Puzzler 4: Not a Rebus!. Here is your rebus: ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) | | | | ...

I'm fucking screaming at that spoilertext
I saw that puzzle
16:34
> Sorry if the roots (which are required to be square) are terrible.
like dogg.
son.
huh, that's the square root of 2, I wonder where to go from there
Yeah, I knew it was square root of two, when I saw that, during the initial post
there are five words in the answer and you just said two of them in your puzzle.
But somehow, it felt like there was more to it
mfw that's the answer ...
16:35
(And I didn't notice that it was connected to the 2nd tree, for some reason)
he said the words
yeah
Like that one gameshow where you have to describe an object to your partner without saying the object.
like if the answer was "yellow submarine by the beatles" and you were like "sorry about the yellow submarine"
[Soap] - "Um...it's liquid, it's a bar...it's soapy <BUZZER> .... crap!"
To be fair, that was the most square root I've ever seen.
let's pretend there was a slightly better puzzle there. it would still be stupid to just straight up give away what part of your puzzle is supposed to depict even if it is obvious
16:37
it's like the homophone game
(best played aurally)
30 rock did one in farsi
"the word is: 'STARE' "
"the thing you climb"
"nope it's the other one"
I'd be the jerk would just sit there staring at my partner, waiting for them to guess
....And my wife would get it right.
that's one of my favorite running jokes from 30 rock
she will always get it right
16:39
such is the nature of wives
That's a tale.
For proof, I bet we can ask @feelinferrety
0
Q: What is my mobile number

Rameez SOOMRO10 years ago I met my old friend. He asked me for my mobile and number and I take his mobile and I wrote the following text: waemd.m ph

possible hint in the edit history
I did'nt ask his number just take his mobile
16:41
I'm trying to think of a world where that puzzle is not broad
LoL, Gordon - curious to know what you think of my answer to Matt's puzzle :P
@Matt visit the Mars
It's the actual definition of the type of puzzle not to create here, per the meta post, Matt. :P
@Khale_Kitha which answer?
Where I tagged you, above
I'm not sure how this is a logic puzzle..
16:43
I'm just assuming the mobile number is just a t9 thing
because new user, that's why
(especially since it mentions "10 years ago")
Maybe I am missing a reference, who is Nadia?
and yeah, not a logic puzzle, just a person who hasn't been here very long using the first tag that they see
oh hey, gordon's back. a hearty bob dylan sucks to you this day
Nadia is not B-Z, laterally speaking :P
and yeah - probably, q_a
@manshu There's no . on your mobile keypad image
16:46
His number is ***-867-5309
@Khale_Kitha What do you mean?
He gave a series of 10 characters, including the . and the space
Your image has no . and you have 12 characters
well there's the thing - to get certain letters in T9, you have to push buttons more than once
so 33 for the e, because 3 would have been d
Yeah, I realized that when I saw your comment, just now
But still - the ., unless we're ignoring it?
Yeah I had the same thought
16:49
How would it have appeared
What??? He accepted my answer? Now I can't even delete it...Damn
unless it is a simple literal translation from letters to number that letter is on
you know, manshu, you don't have to delete every answer you post
16:50
thats not a well-formed number in any respect
nvm
never heard of this country code business
yeah he accepted the answer so I don't understand life anymore
dials
we'll find out
oh ... who wants pizza?
me
gimme pizza
"please take your seat" Maybe refering to a Seat (car brand)? "B through Z", maybe Seat Ibiza?
16:51
hehe I was waiting for someone to post that
never heard of it, fondor
no idea
Though not sure how one plays a car
And I'd say that when you take a car, you're likely driving it, though that could be contested
(Well, actually, there's two uses of take, so nevermind)
I found a game on amazon. Ibiza babewatch. But likely far off..
'take a car' sometimes means like, call a cab
16:53
Yes
also I've never heard of playing a car
unless...
could be a movie, but I can't piece drive me (besides a drive-in) or b-z
You could play a car in a movie =D
(Okay, that was a stretch)
that... seems like a stretch haha
jinx
16:54
haha
I can't even spell jinx right
playing a car in a movie isn't a stretch
Your steering could have some play
245 rep in a day..YAY
owen wilson did it
16:54
the butterfly is a stretch
His voice did =D
ugh
one person (or a handful of people) doing something that most people cannot do is a stretch
any actor can do it - just ask Kitt :P
how many people here besides me have been in a movie
(Amusingly played by Val Kilmer in the remake)
16:55
ha!
Nope, only a commercial.
... define "movie"
I have a callback for a leading role in a movie, but its not finalized or anything
You should eat it before it gets finalized.
Yep, saw that coming.
And heard the joke, already :P
haha
16:57
was actually a typo :P
hahahaha, you typed what you were thinking
Either way, I've heard the skit on my pandora comedy station
I just can't remember his name, offhand...
Hah, my summons worked!
anyway, I'm val kilmer everybody, sorry to blow your minds
quick upvote @manshu 's answer to the phone number so he can't get any rep evil laugh
@Matt ooh do tell
clicks the history button and reads Matt's comment about deleted comments
16:58
@Khale_Kitha what am I supposed to be proving?
I don't remember, anymore, haha.
nooo
it was about gameshows or something
That if you were playing a game where your husband had to make you guess the word "Stare", and he simply stared at you, you'd get it.
16:59
@GordonAllocman Do anything you want to do. I have heard that people on earth are free to do many things.
Those on Mars, however...
@manshu tell that to Kim Jong Un
@GordonAllocman message sent to him
That guy looks like PSY
Hah no, but we're not really in sync like that
17:00
Haha
It was more about wives, than couples :P
look at this gender essentialism
I would say "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! QUIT STARING AND GIVE ME SOME CLUES!!!"
2
hahahaha
That'd make me keep staring :P
Heard in the car-ride home "But I was giving you clues!"
@feelinferrety Never ever tell me to quit starring.
2
17:03
Also, that's how I feel about some of the puzzles on this site, ferrity.
stars
@manshu look at you making me think I had a typo
Trying to figure out why manshu is starring things.
17:04
You know, ferrity...
It's actually funny you say that..
Because when people are trying to figure out my puzzles in here, and they get a clue right..
I star it, rather than say anything. :P
"QUIT STARRING AND GIVE ME SOME CLUES!!!"
@JonathanAllan liiiiiisten - nice edit
(although we're up to three votes to reopen on that bad math problem)
@question_asker my answer to up&down?
So Jon mark perry posted "bob dylan???" (now changed to "bob dylan sucks?") on my harmonica question... Good thing I'm always prepared to sass awful comments on my questions
yeah
21 mins ago, by question_asker
oh hey, gordon's back. a hearty bob dylan sucks to you this day
yeah, I like some of Gamows puzzles a lot, but that really is a maths problem.
17:06
@question_asker haha
oh I didn't see that until now @question_asker hehe
I have a bad answer for you @GordonAllocman
Jump on the bandwagon
Gordon, Allocation Manager
Jump is horribly and distastefully ironic
band works, and wagon works, if it's the 19th century
2nd line makes me think of a Border House
17:09
hehehe
I like that answer, not correct, but I like it nonetheless
where are you getting "on the band wagon" from though?
I wonder if Aaron meant to accept that computer game puzzle one.
Only two answers were given, so far.
he seemed to think she got it all
oh boy too many comments on that puzzle hits eject button
"band" is from the ensemble bit
and wagons is how slaves escaped to the north in 19th century america
I'm stretching
and in poor taste
"on the" somehow comes from the second line because why not
17:16
@LeppyR64 Hah, I just saw your updated answer on my puzzle. Nice! =D
Man I can never spell separate or necessary correctly the first time I try
You need to separate both of these spellings. It's necessary.
It's unnecessary to separately consider that, though.
(I have a few words that do that to me, too, Gordon)
1
Q: magic with 4 tools in positions switching

LiorThere are 4 tools : spoon,tablespoon,fork,knife and their positions 4,3,2,1 in a row on a table, respectively. The magician look at their initial arrangement and then turns his back over. Then a voulunteer from the crowd comes by and starts switching between pairs of tools over and over again. Fi...

@GordonAllocman me either, and I'm the one everyone asks to spell stuff.
Wall of text hits you for 694 damage. You fall to the ground, in pain.
same, ferrity :P
I got stuck at the second sentence
Trying to figure out how the magician is turning his back over.
Oh! He turned around - okay, got it.
17:22
Turning his back, it turns out. I vtc'ed.
As if the post wasn't bad enough, the comment is a wall of text as well
"Wall of text" -@Khale_Kitha, you referring to the post or the comment?
jiiiiinx
^^ ^^ ^^
lol
Gareth, Comment Hero
17:25
Text spans longer than attention. moves onto different question
And...edited
Also, I want to answer that question with: "The same way many magicians do. The volunteer works for him."
@Khale_Kitha now you know my secret. you cannot live!!
Manshu's avatar looks like he's coming at me with an off-screen knife...
I dodged behind him and he's going after Gordon, now
17:30
stabs self
in Mark Ruffalo voice "that's my secret, there are always knives in my back"
My fav. movie
His fingers make it look like that says "you # be nothing to them"
That movie is amazing
10/10
17:33
@manshu is that empire of the sun
@question_asker It's "The Prestige"
oh, Little Women
@Khale_Kitha is a great guy. Psych!
                          ^trolled
(Fixed)
hahaha
yes, KK gets it
I was just going to keep naming other CB movies until somebody made me stop
preferably movies that people don't immediately associate with him
17:35
Dang it - I can tell when I need to take my eyedrops again. Everytime it feels like a ghost is punching me in the eye, over and over and over and over. Brb
Clearly it is American Psycho
It's A dark night, so let me do my work
it might be Henry V
but yeah actually The Prestige is probably my favorite Bale movie, also probably my favorite Nolan movie (not hard to do, the Nolan Batmans sucked)
says the 90's lover
17:37
I also liked American Psycho so its a toss up
yeah, that one is a close second
back'ish
so when you say it's like a ghost punching you
do you mean it's because you can't see what's punching you, or are the punches really soft/vaporous/made of ectoplasm?
It literally feels like someone punching my eye, over and over - the pain pulses.
ah
that sucks - what's wrong?
17:40
Allergic pink eye crap that I get every so often, as of a couple years ago. No idea of the cause, but no medicine (including this antibiotic which is always for [in case it's bacterial]) seems to help.
Wow the new answer to that ebonics riddles seems entirely reasonable
true
Though I would want to read that segment of the book again to be sure.
Since he uses it at the end of the speech, in closing.
not ralph waldo emmerson, but seems to fit well enough so who knows
It fits
To be honest, though..
sort of? 'belligerents' is a stretch
and some of the other stuff seems like a forced fit
but i dunno, I stand by the comment I left on the question
17:43
The quotation is claimed to be from "Walter Raff Emmerson" so it's up-in-the-air as to what was actually meant
It seems reasonable to assume Ralph Waldo Emmerson, but not a guarantee
I remember looking up quotes by emmerson, when I first looked at the puzzle, though, and found nothing similar
My torrent have wasted 18 MB and have only downloaded 2 MB. wow.
what a moderate amount of pornography, manshu
Yeah, I noticed a new setting in Windows 10 when I installed it on my media PC during initial setup....
Asking if you want to allow your machine to be a torrent server for Windows Updates
I was like: "Wtf"
@question_asker What? Star Wars have pornography.?
What Star Wars doesn't
17:45
A friend of mine tried downloading Mamhoud Awad's album but after 3 years gave up having downloaded only a few MBs
checks IMDB
lol, Gordon
I had never heard of that person until now
just now
He is the ultimate evolution in music
Rofl
I was looking at emmerson quotes again
17:46
is it like a joke thing or is it legitimate
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." nearly fits.
Can anyone listen to this song till the end? :
q_a can
Can't be worse than Mahmoud Awad so probably
Don't make me link "Friday"
or worse - "Saturday"
17:47
@GordonAllocman You don't really know
@question_asker he made it for real, not sure anyone takes it seriously
I actually really think that quote fits- --hahah
It's a little stretchy, but still
brb gotta get some work done today
thinks psh, I can tolerate any music
17:52
later ... how is there 3 more minutes of this??
@question_asker No, it don't have any.
:D
>
"D--n" is used twice, with "h---" and "b---h" both used once.

Damn and hell are used multiple times.

« first day (51 days earlier)      last day (151 days later) »