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i drew a circle once but i fucked up so much it had trivial homotopy groups in all dimensions (except 0) but was nevertheless not contractible
(bonus meme: what space did I end up drawing?)
dude that's an exercise in hatcher
That's not a space, that's hot garbage
21:03
garbage theory is really hot rn
i'd forgotten the double comb is not contractible
any differential geometers here?
but of course it isn't
perhaps someone could help me by answering this question?
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Q: Geodesic equation on a codimension 1 submanifold of $\mathbb{R^{n+1}}$

wilkersmonSection 8.4.3 in Taubes' textbook on Differential Geometry, from which I'm self-studying, is as follows: What is that convenient coordinate chart that Taubes is referring to? Could someone provide me with a proof that the geodesic equation takes the form that the author describes?

or at least giving me some hints
if i try to swoonswoosh everything to the wedge point i get fuckducked
because one after another middle middle ping pong
QED
21:05
Balarka if a student writes that on a pset I will give them a negative score
It'll be so negative they will fail the class even if everything else is perfect
"convenient coordinates" frequently means normal coordinates
not sure how that helps me as I know next to nothing about normal coordinates
then read about normal coordinates
they're very simple and are convenient for expressing the geodesic equation
@Daminark since there's always a need for different expressions that mean "nice" or "not utterly pathological", I think it would be great if some niceness condition was named "non-garbage"
semi-garbage
or quasi-garbage is good too
21:16
semi-locally quasi-garbage
locally trivial garbage bundle
"This nice is not the same as the last nice" -Marianna
Anybody here who can help me with ODEs?
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Q: Using bounds for an analytically intractable differential equations problem

ALannisterExercise 2.8.6 from Strogatz's Nonlinear Dynamics and Chaos with Applications asks us to consider the initial value problem $\dot x = x+e^{-x}$, $x(0)=0$ $\left(\dot x\, \text{means}\, \frac{dx}{dt}\right)$, which cannot be solved analytically. Part (b) of the exercise states as follows: U...

@ALannister just as a reference point, here's what Mathematica's NDSolve plots for that ODE:
That's time versus x?
21:26
right
so it's mostly linear plus a small correction
Good to know. So, roungly speaking, x(1) = 1?
Or x(1) = 1.2.
yeah, lemme grab the specific number
x(1)=1.15364
Really, what I am having trouble with is figuring out what the intitial conditions are for my bounds.
no idea how precise that really is
I'm not even sure whether I want to use the IC's from the function I'm estimating
21:28
well, what I notice from the graph is that it's mostly linear
Basically, I want to bound it above and below by two easily integrable functions.
which isn't so surprising: If we say $x\approx 0$ for small $t$, then $\dot{x}=x+e^{-x}\approx 1$
Then I want to integrate each, and let t=1 in each of them so I can find my constants of int.
But, the problem is, when t=1 in each of them, I don't know what x is supposed to be
yeah
I mean, my heuristic reasoning is that $x$ is increasing at $t=0$ since $\dot x=1$ then
so we expect $x>0$ for $t>0$
I also posted on chegg, and the probvlem has actually been answered 3 times there, but incorredctly. They all used integrating factors, which is not what we're supposed to be doing.
21:31
and then $\dot{x}>x$ since $e^{-x}>0$
so one 'should' end up with $x(t)\geq t$ as a lower bound
Japanese sentence order is also really weird. "先週に映画を見た人は誰?" is literally "last week ni movie o saw person wa who?" (and translates to "Who is the person who saw the movie last week?").
For an upper bound, I want to say you can take $\dot{x}=x+e^{-x}\approx x+(1-x+x^2)=1+x^2$ which is solvable
(And by "weird" I mean "alien, foreign") (@ÍgjøgnumMeg @Slereah @Secret If you care ^)
x(t)? I don't know. That Evgeny guy said $x \leq x + e^{-x} \leq 1 + x$
(not that I remember how off the top of my head)
21:33
I had $1+ x^{2}$ as the upper bound in what I posted.
ah, nice
I don't know how to make this rigorous, tho
so I can't help there
@Semiclassical you just solve $\frac{dx}{dt} = 1+x^{2}$. I already made the bound rigorous.
@AkivaWeinberger That's cool, I know that Japanese uses a lot of particles to modify meaning in sentences, I'm assuming that's what the "ni, o, wa" are? Also, that is sort of similar to Turkish, which is one of the reasons Japanese and Turkish were "controversially" thought of as belonging to a language family called Altaic
Acutally, @Semiclassical it's $\frac{dx}{dt} = 1 - \frac{x^{2}}{2}$.
@AkivaWeinberger i guess "literally" it's something like "the last week movie seeing person is who?"
21:37
And I got $\frac{1+\frac{x}{\sqrt{2}}}{1-\frac{x}{\sqrt{2}}}= Ce^{\sqrt{2}t}$
You don't even want to try explicitly solving that for $x$
For $\frac{dx}{dt} = x+e^{-x}$, I'm given that $x(0)=0$ but I'm not told anything about what happens at $x(1)$.
Ah
@ALannister i think that's actually not as bad as you do, fwiw
for what it's worth
Oh, kids these days and your internet acronyms ;P
@Semiclassical how so?
adding 1 to both sides makes it $\frac{2}{1-x/\sqrt{2}}=1+Ce^{t\sqrt{2}}$
21:42
@ÍgjøgnumMeg More or less, "last week ni movie o saw" is a verb clause than translates more like "last week, saw movie". But you're using it as an adjective to describe "person."
Also, there are no plurals in Japanese, so those can be movies and people.
And then some obvious rearrangements give $$x=\sqrt{2}\left(1-\frac{2}{1+Ce^{t\sqrt{2}}}\right)=\sqrt{2}\left(\frac{Ce^{t\‌​sqrt{2}}-1}{Ce^{t\sqrt{2}}+1}$$
sighhh
And I'm not even sure it translates to "the movie", it's probably "a movie" actually
(Yeah, those are particles)
Interesting.
@AkivaWeinberger Yeah I think that's basically the same as in Turkish, I THINK (my turkish is poor, if there are any turkish speakers here please correct me) the sentence in Turkish is something like "Gecen hafta bir film izleyen adami kimdir?" which would translate literally to "Last week the a film watching man is who?" so something like "The man who was watching a film last week is who?"
Your latex got screwed up again
21:44
But $x(0)=0$, so $C=1$
That's cool. Yeah, I can definitely see why Altaic was thought to be a thing
blah
my connection is being an arse right now
But $C=1$ only for $x(0) =0$
@AkivaWeinberger Verbs with "-en" on the end tend to be adjectival verbs if I remember correctly, turkish lacks relative clauses so a lot of sentences tend to be flipped compared to English and you see a lot of adjectival verb forms (I think my linguistic terminology is correct). Cool to see more people interested in linguistics!
21:46
If I want x(1) = something, I need another C, don't I?
C is a constant
RRRR drrr.
Drrr drr
Drrrrrr
I've had days like that
You're right. It's not as bad as I thunk it. ;P
Ever since the end of November/December, every day has been like that for me.
Though, I think there's something weird---when I ask mathematica to solve the ODE because i'm lazy, I get $\sqrt{2}\tan(z/\sqrt{2})$
whereas the answer above would be tanh
21:47
Yeah, it's not tan.
It's tanh-1
Could it be because z is complex?
no, shouldn't be. and I actually meant to say tan(t/sqrt(2))
arctanh
Hmm...
Think I did something wrong?
I actually had Wolfram Alpha evaluate the integral, because I'm awesome like that
I think so, but it shouldn't be anything major
probably just a sign thing
But maybe I set it up wrong?
yeah, recheck it to be careful
The ode I end up solving is $\dot{x}(t)=1+x(t)^2/2$ with $x(0)=0$
21:50
Yeah, see the sign inside the second log?
yeah. hmm
So, I mos def made a mistake.
Probably in how I applied the identity.
B/c Wolfram Alpha didn't explicitly do that
So, I'll have to go back and fix.
21:52
But what you're saying is, apply the IC for x(0), and I should get the C that I want that will let me be able to solve for x
@ÍgjøgnumMeg Can I tell you something cool about Hebrew? (Since I know much more about Hebrew than Japanese - I'm gonna say that I'm "preparing myself to learn Japanese" rather than actually learning Japanese because even though I've gotten quite far into this online grammar textbook I'm barely putting in any effort to remember the vocabulary, and I can barely put together a sentence on my own)
and I actually know Hebrew
So you've heard of prefixes and postfixes (like in English, -ed is a postfix for the past tense)
@AkivaWeinberger Is it to do with the weird triliteral roots that semitic languages have? hahaha
Okahy, here goes nothing. I'm gonna grab a glass of wine and try again...
21:53
In Hebrew, you have transfixes.
@ÍgjøgnumMeg Yeah
I just got a mail asking me if I want to TA a number theory course next semester
sweet
@MatheinBoulomenos Nice!
@AkivaWeinberger Yeah semitic languages are crazy, are you a native speaker or religious learner or something?
Thanks @Semiclassical. Let $A=\{\text{number of times Semi has pulled my arse out of the fire}\}$. Then, $A$ is uncountably infinite.
hmm, but when I do your integral I get $x(t)=\sqrt{2} \tanh(t/\sqrt{2})$
which agrees with what you had before
so now I'm confused.
wtf mathematica
We should be getting the same thing, b/c it pretty much is wolfram alpha
21:55
right
Only thing is, I'm solving the indefinite integral
@MatheinBoulomenos Awesome!
@MatheinBoulomenos Salaried position?
21:56
$\frac{dx}{dt}=1+\frac{x^2}{2}\implies dt=\frac{dx}{1+x^2/2}$
@ÍgjøgnumMeg yes
@MatheinBoulomenos Congrats :)
@ÍgjøgnumMeg thanks
@ÍgjøgnumMeg Sorry, I had to go for a minute
21:57
@MatheinBoulomenos Cool that you TA something you're actually interested in, I TA basic calculus and it's boring af
@MatheinBoulomenos Yay
Then, let $u = x/\sqrt{2}$
So the denominator should be 1+x^2/2 not 1-x^2/2. Was that the sign you noticed?
@ÍgjøgnumMeg So the root for "talk" is dbr, which you can't pronounce
but the past ("he talked") is dabar.
No, your sign is wrong.
Lies
My sign is wrong
Your sign is right.
I'm doing the wrong thing.
Argh
21:59
The past first person ("I talked") is dabarti. "She talked" is dabra. Present (male singular) is medaber
Yeah. I missed it at first
That should end up turning tanh to tan
"They will talk" is yedabru
I was wondering what kind of sadistic diff eqs book would give us an integral with inverse hyperbolic tans in it
@AkivaWeinberger Crazy, is there any actual structure to the formation of verbs, or is it just... stick some letters around the triliteral and call that something?
22:00
Okay grins
So the morpheme for future third person plural, at least for this type of verb, is ye_a__u
Still, this clears a whole lotta shhhh up
Hopefully then, I can still solve for x easily?
what did you say you got for your antiderivative again?
@ÍgjøgnumMeg Yeah, there's seven types of verbs, and they all conjugate in different (but roughly similar) ways
22:01
I didn’t say, actually
@AkivaWeinberger Ridiculous, I am truly molly-coddled in my study of Germanic languages. hahaha
Wait are there unsalaried TA positions? Who would take those?
In this case I don’t know what the antiderivative should be
@ÍgjøgnumMeg Oh, typo, it's dibar and dibra, not dabar and dabra.
All right lemme go try
22:02
Dabar would happen if it were one of the other types of verbs.
@Daminark sometimes students can just take "helper-outer" style positions for experience or something, I think I know a couple of people who do that here
@ÍgjøgnumMeg Essentially, if you want to make something passive, you shove its three-letter root into one of the other seven templates
Ah, that I can buy, I guess I usually associate TA with some kind of grading
But the change amounts to replacing $x\mapsto ix$ and so the fact that MMA gave tan not tanh makes some sense
And grading is the last thing I'd want to do for free
22:03
for fuck all is a better description than experience
yes, I have to grade as well
Hopefully the antiderivative in this case is just arctan
And I think it is?
but it's okay, I also get to teach and answer questions etc.
@Daminark Ah right, I don't grade anything hahaha, I just teach on a foundation course for people who did shite in their A-Levels
So three templates for active verbs, three templates for passive verbs corresponding to the first three, and three templates for reflexive verbs. More or less. There are exceptions @ÍgjøgnumMeg
22:05
@AkivaWeinberger That's crazy, I usually use Arabic as my quintessential "really hard grammar" language when people ask about that kind of thing, I only know a couple of roots like "s-l-m" for "peace and religion kinda junk" and "k-t-b" for "books and writing and education kinda junk"
Yeah teaching/answering questions is a whole lot of fun
I graded for discrete and I do have some stories from there though
Yup, it's $\sqrt{2} \arctan \left(\frac{x}{\sqrt{2}} \right) = t + C$
So, now, is there a way to explicitly solve for $x$?
One homework assignment had a problem of finding the probability that a k-length word over an n-letter alphabet has no repeated letters
@Daminark Definitely, though I have one student who won't shut up and always asks if I can prove Fermat's last theorem while I'm talking about like.. the power rule for derivatives
I suppose I could divide through by $\sqrt{2}$ and then take tan of both sides
22:06
I think the passive form of diber, medaber, etc. is dubar, medubar, etc.
Of course it's $n(n-1)\ldots (n-k+1)/n^k$
One of the answers I got was hilarious though
And the reason I know Hebrew is 'cause Judaism @ÍgjøgnumMeg
and I go to Israel fairly often
$\dbinom{27}{k}/n^k$
Not fluent by a long shot, but whatever
@AkivaWeinberger That's cool, a fine reason to learn a language
@Daminark lol
22:07
Like, first off just the form of that answer is a bit wrong, but alright you forgot a $k!$ in the numerator
But even without that, if I sub in the IC: $\sqrt{2}\arctan\left(0/\sqrt{2}\right) = 0 + C$, I get $C = 0$?
$27$? Okay maybe you're thinking about the English alphabet plus another letter
My favorite grading experience is the answer to the question "Are $A$ and $B$ isomorphic?". The answer was "$A$ is isomorphic. Proof: [Bunch of nonsense]. $B$ is not isomorphic. Proof: [More nonsense]"
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But wait in the denominator $n$ appears. Like, this person knew the length of the alphabet was $n$
The reason I wanted to learn Japanese is because Modern Hebrew has a lot of Indo-European influence, and Spanish (the other language I know) is very close to English. I wanted to see what something sufficiently foreign looks like
22:09
@Mathein lmfao
Hilarious
@Semiclassical is that bit right? That $C = 0$?
Japanese doesn't even have legit pronouns, just twenty different nouns that mean "I" with different connotations (with regards to politeness, masculinity, etc.)
(Masculinity meaning macho-ness, I think, not grammatical gender, which Japanese doesn't have.)
Talk about math not languages so I feel less dumb please.
@AkivaWeinberger Faiiiiiiiiiir, I study everything fairly restricted to European languages, I'm learning Polish at the moment, but most of my language knowledge is from Germanic languages, specifically I speak English, Swedish, and German fluently, and I speak Norwegian and Faroese fairly well
22:10
@AkivaWeinberger relevant movie scene youtube.com/watch?v=JIONqTpvqS4
@PVAL-inactive Sorry, it's probably a bit obnoxious to be talking about it in a math-chat room
lol
Uh, em... What's the 4th homology group of $\mathbb{R}^7$?
:thinking:
don't take me seriously
:blobhyperthonkfast:
@PVAL-inactive New flair?
22:12
@Daminark If you don't explain further I can only know the answer up to isomorphism class.
@Akiva Mine always changes randomly.
I'm gonna go soon, about to board a plane from Israel back to New York
@AkivaWeinberger I heard a very cool story about written Chinese the other day. Since Chinese written language is for the most part independent from the spoken language, any two non-mutually intelligible languages using the Chinese system can understand each other's writing, because the writing system isn't based on constructing words from graphemes
@AkivaWeinberger So, in particular, some English guy goes over there and a Chinese man asks him to tell him what a piece of writing says, but the writing is in French, and the English guy had to explain to the Chinese man that he couldn't understand the French writing even though it's written with the same writing system as English
@PVAL lmao
@ALannister yeah
And then you can solve for x by rearranging to get arctan x and then inverting
Hi @Antonios
just finished all the lectures and such
How was it?
not too bad, was pretty informal haha
This was the introduction to modules that we talked about?
22:30
Hopefully your voice box didn't give out? Yesterday you seemed already like you had a sore throat and you had a lot to do today
yes @MatheinBoulomenos
and my voice was fine
fortunately
sore throat now though lol :P
@Semiclassical Should a talk title be short and sweet or descriptive
I don't have a natural title for this one
"The isoperimetric problem and the Sobolev inequality" works
22:46
Depends on the audience
@Semiclassical the sole algebraist who was coming to the seminars stopped coming
If you’re doing something like a survey, a light touch on the title makes sense
I don't know how to make this sound more inviting
Well, what’s it about?
see the title above
22:48
talk titles should be clickbaity "You won't believe these 5 amazing applications of the Sobolev inequality"
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number 4 is shocking
Geometric Measure Theorists hate him!
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the talk is about GMT, but no one can know that until they're there and trapped
22:49
3) it will keep your talk physicist-free!
@Semiclassical When I start my black hole saga I will send the notices to the physics mailing list
I don't know of too many people who wouldn't go to a GMT talk but who would go for Sobolev spaces
basically most PDE people...
Why are they averse to GMT?
it's not good
22:52
Isn't it likely to be useful to their stuff?
nope
What's a good lower bound to choose?
x?
it's useful for geometry
and, in this case, a Sobolev inequality
@ALannister I want to say dot-x is bounded below by its value at 0
Which is 1
22:54
So just dot-x>=1
Right
It did say try being clever and whatnot
Hello
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A: How to actually find a minimizing path on a manifold?

Balarka SenThis answer is mostly an attempt at writing down a chunk of the theory of variations on the fly while learning it. The two major references this answer is based on are (1) Milnor, "Morse theory" (part III) (2) Oancea, "Morse theory, closed geodesics, and the homology of free loop spaces" (chapter...

I am tired
Me too.
22:56
@Semiclassical this has applications to capactitors
I've been tired for 2 months. I'm already tired tomorrow.
I should totally get some physics people
Olivia Newton John's #1 hit, "Let's Get Physics"
Someone knows why integers are denoted with $\mathbb{Z}$ ?
22:57
Zahlen
Something to do with the Germans
I used a conformal map to solve a capacitor problem today
Well is real numbers $\mathbb{R}$ as well related to germans somehow ?
Was pretty pointless but I did like the answer
Set theory invented by germans ?
22:59
what I’m forgetting is Q for rationals

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