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okay then
If i have an example i am usually not that dense
@Faust: You definitely need to learn to take better notes and study them. Take the time to rewrite them. If you're going to borrow a friend's notes, don't just xerox them; copy them neatly and learn from writing.
how old is the verb "to xerox"?
Your professor isn't using a textbook, Faust?
00:00
@MatheiBoulomenos I'm a constructivist
@LeakyNun how do you finish the proof
About 40 years, Leaky.
[I know, formal rational function is still constructive]
I'm a non-contructivist. I always prefer the non-contructive proofs
@MatheiBoulomenos well, just take the subgroup of $S_n$ that is isomorphic to your desired group
00:01
@MatheiBoulomenos same
@Daminark kicks Demonark
@TedShifrin my prof is using a buncha of notes cut from a book where he does exercises out of his notes (available by pdf) usually there i at least one worked out example for each idea and the rest are exercises which we usually cover in class
moves foot out of the way
okay, yeah I think you got it
@MatheiBoulomenos that's nice
00:02
OK, Faust. I think it would help you to look at a book that's similar to what he's doing. Ask him for a resource.
Nice job coming up with using Cayley's theorem! That took my a while when I solved that exercise
@MatheiBoulomenos lol thanks
I can't remember if I've said this on here or whether it was somewhere else, but always use the axiom of choice when possible. Even if you're only doing finite sets
adjoining n elements would have took me forever
taken, Leaky, not took
00:03
"tooken"
Sep 11 at 19:08, by Daminark
If you have an opportunity to invoke choice, do it
@TedShifrin was that really necessary?
gives Demonark a token of my ... lack of esteem
@TedShifrin since i have an ideaic memory i just memorize the entirety of his notes and all examples and work out all exercises for myself. it only takes 2 or 3 passes to memorize every definition and example and solution to every exercise. the problem is if i have no example and cant remember what we did i cant solve any of the exercises
maths isn't a memorization test.
Okay so it was here then, nice
00:04
You asked me to correct your German, Leaky, so I assumed you wanted me to correct your English.
@Daminark I've quoted it like three times
@TedShifrin oh, lol alright
sorry :P you may continue correcting
I don't do it often, but the Brits are much more up tight about proper syntax.
I will gladly correct anyone's German, if anyone wants me to
@LeakyNun the only part of math i find difficult consistently is understanding what is written after that math is usually quite trivial
@MatheiBoulomenos ich will
00:05
Teehee.
Please correct my English as well
@MatheiBoulomenos klar
@LeakyNun memorizing every definition helps with understanding significantly
@Leaky 'tis true, though I tend not to keep too many tabs on my interactions, and most of my shitposting is IRL anyway, so I never remember how much bleeds
@LeakyNun "ich will" is grammatically correct, but if you say that, people will associate it with marriage :P
00:07
@Daminark you see, after all it's the axiom of choice
@MatheiBoulomenos oh danke
wie sollte ich es sagen?
Hmm, du kannst sagen z.B. "Bei mir gerne!"
lol ok
Hm, I woke up.
Go back to sleep, Balarka.
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00:08
Solange du noch irgendwas anderes im Satz hast außer die zwei Worte "ich will", denken die Leute auch nicht an Hochzeit.
@BalarkaSen Not sure I buy that, you seem asleep
@TedShifrin LOL
Leaky ist aber ganz jung ...
@TedShifrin Easier said than done!
Also "Ich will, dass du mein Deutsch korrigierst" wäre auch okay, aber vielleicht ein bisschen lang
Hi @BalarkaSen
00:09
u should write a book, "Sleeping: A Geometric Approach"
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Es gibt kein ß mehr :(
Hi @MatheiBoulomenos
@Balarka: My students would say easy ... just listen to a Shifrin lecture.
Es gibt schon noch ein ß, aber dass weißt du bestimmt @TedShifrin
00:10
warum dass?
so what happened in the brief period i was asleep?
Mostly agony.
@Ted The lectures of yours that I've seen online seemed to be more dynamic than others
I made Faust suffer for an hour and he made me suffer an hour.
And they weren't even on dynamics shrug
00:11
mutual suffering, mmm
that's what i live for
oh, and Mathei told Leaky that he, Leaky, wants to get married.
Congrats
Demonark: If you go to the end, there are a few on systems of ODE.
by the way, it is possible to conclude that $\mathbb{Z}^3/N \cong \mathbb{Z}^2$ without showing that $\phi$ is surjective
Doing normal form for the matrix?
Sure.
00:12
I hope he invites us in his marriage anniversary
Ah, nifty
I didn't want to teach Faust how to do $\Bbb Z$ row and column operations.
@Daminark thinks ODEs are not cool
I mean I didn't like my (admittedly brief) shtick with ODEs as much as I've liked other things but I don't have much of a reservation against them
Demonark only likes formal mathematics.
And that doesn't include forms.
00:15
@Daminark is a reprobate so idk if his opinion should be held in high esteem
Actually I've got a soft spot for forms, they're pretty nice
I don't, @EricSilva.
But yeah it's really just that I had a lot of other things I'm gonna be doing so ODE just isn't high on my priority list
I was thinking about something like this: tensor the exact sequence $0 \to N \to \mathbb{Z}^3 \to \operatorname{Im}(\phi) \to 0$ with $\mathbb{Q}$, using that $\mathbb{Q}$ is flat over $\mathbb{Z}$, apply rank-nullity to the tensored sequence to conclude that the rank of $\operatorname{Im}(\phi)$ is $2$
Then use the fact that submodules of a finitely generated free module over a PID are again free and finitely generated, to conclude that $\operatorname{Im}(\phi)$ must be a free $\mathbb{Z}$-module of rank $2$
@Eric It's not really an opinion so much as taste
00:16
was being overtly facetious
This way, you only need to show that $N \otimes \mathbb{Q}$ is 2-dimensional
Daminark is an algebraic hippie
Right, @Mathei: I was thinking about the cokernel when you do generators and relations.
Obviously, @Mathei, that was the desired solution.
That way, you only need to do row operations over $\mathbb Q$
Obviously
I like doing row and column operations over $\Bbb Z$ or $F[x]$. Not so much a general PID.
00:18
The answer to the question "is $\Bbb Q(\sqrt2)$ isomorphic to $\Bbb Q(\sqrt3)$" is both "yes" and "no"
A question is neither "yes" nor "no".
well, of course it is
Lol, I still haven't gotten good at figuring out, "facetiousness" (watch me get rinsed if that's not the right word) over the internet
@TedShifrin edited
So I see :)
So isomorphic in which category ... is the question.
00:19
if you don't specify the category, then everything is isomorphic to everything else and not isomorphic to everything else
@TedShifrin Peter May intensifies
Oh, you're gonna get Leaky started on $\Bbb R\cong \Bbb R^2$.
they are isomorphic as Abelian groups!
field extensions are p dumb as vector spaces
00:19
but not for a constructivist :P
I liked this room when we did geometry and analysis.
I am not a constructivist
@Daminark i used the word reprobate, i would never use such a word seriously lmao
Eric, I will reproach you if you don't.
@TedShifrin you got yourself started on that
00:20
Galois theory is a special case of the theory of étale fundamental groups and thus geometry @TedShifrin
@MatheiBoulomenos Nah.
@TedShifrin but algebraic geometry is geometry
I'm not saying anything.
Make sure the title of your thesis includes "A Geometric Approach" and you're good @Eric :P
00:22
Depends on the percentage of algebra and geometry in algebraic geometry
I knew I would be ridiculed for decades when I subtitled the second book tongue in cheek.
(@Ted sorry if repeated usage is getting annoying, but it's just great)
I love Geometric Approaches
@Mathei: I did algebraic geometry (at least, what I did) over $\Bbb C$.
00:23
$\Bbb C$ or bust tbh
$\Bbb C$ is the only algebraically closed field ever so that's redundant to mention, @Ted
Only algebraically what?
I guess $\bar{\Bbb Q}$ is a pigment of the algebraists' imagination.
@TedShifrin btw I can't find any of your books in the Imperial library
@Daminark geometric geometry: a geometric approach
00:24
should I burn it down?
No, Leaky, it just shows that they have impeccable taste.
Algebraic closure of $\mathbb{Z}/91\mathbb{Z}$ ftw
@Daminark Closed.
(Psyche, 91 is actually the most troll number)
@TedShifrin why is it impeccable?
@Daminark what's special about it?
that is isn't even a field?
00:25
@Daminark cause it's not prime?
Nope, 91 isn't prime
yeah, we all know that joke by now
Which is seriously annoying because it's supposed to be prime
I mean $\mathbb C$ is just any algebraically closed field of characteristic $0$, why are you so obsessed with that one
pls no dead memes
00:26
But yeah I mean I dunno, are algebraically closed fields of characteristic p not a thing people think about? It's gotta come up somewhere
I prefer to contruct it as the completion of the algebraic closure of the $p$-adics :P
@MatheiBoulomenos Characteristic? Huh? Never heard of that
@Daminark It is, we are all joking
Me? @Mathei — because I am a complex differential geometer.
characteristic p algebraic geometry is where all the number theory are
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<--- never cared for number theory
00:27
Oh... meh I need to stop taking things seriously
I mean as a fields $\mathbb{C} \cong \mathbb{C}_p$
@Daminark lmao y so serious
@MatheiBoulomenos what the hell
completion of closure of p-adics
If I just embrace my shitposting potential I will never be bamboozled
00:28
we are doing a bamboozle switcharoonie on you
@Balarka wut abt characteristic p differential geometry
complex conjugate should be called real-conjugate
but it's too late to change the name now
[I just read it today but I forgot where I read it]
$\text{Char}^p$ spaces emirite?
Hi DogAteMy
@EricSilva u should do p-adic differential geometry
2.3 here
it's all abt PDEs in char p my d00d
p-adic analytic manifolds are a thing
I mean, you can define $D$-modules in characteristic $p$
00:30
so theres that
Oh that sounds sick
:40475542 "Algebraic Number Theory: A Geometric Approach"
One Yale question was "If you could teach a course what would it be called" (not the exact quote)
The Higher Arts of Punnery
00:31
"A Course in Yale"
as in ... Get Thee (all) to a Punnery (except for Demonark, who needs to go to a Nunnery)
"keep out"
I should drop math and major in puns tbh, that's got a future
I just got de ja vu, i could have sworn i'd read this just moments ago
I wrote "Nonstandard Analysis: Hypperreals and Internal Set Theory"
00:31
Noice
DogAteMy: Nobody in Admissions knows math.
I would not take that course
"Algebra and nothing but Algebra"
I would stay the hell away from that tbh
'cause it's a real thing and I feel like I could probably do it with enough time to prepare
@TedShifrin Yeah, all they need to know is that it looks math-y
00:32
@EricSilva We're bros
They want you to teach a course of interest to someone other than you.
Meh.
@EricSilva @BalarkaSen Shut up nonstandard analysis is amazing
:P
i would take a course just called "interesting things"
@Akiva to normies, perhaps
If I taught a course called "interesting things", it would be algebra and number theory
00:33
@EricSilva Just a collection of mildly interesting gifs
or a course on just fun facts
that'd be fun
@MatheiBoulomenos and everything about the empty set
(what is the field generated by the empty set?)
@EricSilva Well clearly or else it's false advertising
"the empty graph - a pointless concept?"
@MatheiBoulomenos right
00:35
Oh that was good @Mathei
@MatheiBoulomenos I remember once I was in a topologists's office when he wasn't there, and he came rushing in, banging the office doors shut and hurling insults to thin air. It turned out he was in a conference and it was about algebraic D-modules.
@AkivaWeinberger no first-order axiomatization of the reals can disprove the existence of infinitesimal
@Daminark I think that's an actual paper
@Akiva ooh how about a course called "false advertising"
(compactness theorem) @AkivaWeinberger
00:35
@LeakyNun Yup
Oh snap @Leaky
Yes, I stole that one from a paper
@AkivaWeinberger you know compactness theorem :O
I mean, assuming you're defining "infinitesimal" the right way
how do you know lol
00:36
was the question, what is title of course, if you were teaching?
@LeakyNun Only from like Wikipedia and occasionally talking to Noah Schweber (guy from Mathcamp)
@AkivaWeinberger oh cool
@mdave16 Yeah
me too, user21820 instead of Noah Schweber
Other people can read wikipedia too, yes. Fascinating, isn't it
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00:36
@BalarkaSen yes
go away /s
i would teach a course called "very easy module" and put in all the hardest things i knew, not even related, just all the hardest things
"Like planking, that's hard"
@mdave16 is it a vector space tho?
ur a vector space @Daminark
it's a point set, you could put a topology on it, but not much else
00:38
@BalarkaSen I don't know, the idea of using algebra to prove things about PDEs seems like a fascinating idea to me. Just to show those analysts that algebra is useful
he's a vector space over F_1
the field with one element
so tensor is basically a generalization of ever linear algebra concept I've ever learnt?
i keep being asked this at interviews for real-world jobs
I should borrow a book on tensor after I finish reading Galois theory
insert English-French pun here
00:38
"why is algebra useful/helpful to this company"
@LeakyNun no it's just multilinear algebra
@Eric no u
@AkivaWeinberger huh?
@BalarkaSen I mean, it includes scalar and vector and linear transformation and cross product
@TedShifrin F_1
is Fun
00:39
F_un
ohh :(
@mdave16 and I thought for a moment that you're being asked if you're a vector space :D
I wasn't paying detention to the drivel.
these interviews be cray, i keep disappointing by not being a vs
@MatheiBoulomenos Haha. Well, I definitely know bits of algebra which are actually useful in real life
00:40
I've heard that, algebraically, differentiation is easy and integration is hard, while numerically, integration is easy and differentiation is hard
Who cares about numerics
@AkivaWeinberger hice una prueba sobre espanol y soy level 3 lol
(Semirandom (re: differentiation etc))
@MatheiBoulomenos more ppl than care about pure math tbh
00:41
@AkivaWeinberger that's... nice
@LeakyNun Is "prueba" test or proof I forget
You made a test…?
@mdave16 I'm still holding out that I can get a job in compsci by getting good at number theory or something
@AkivaWeinberger I did a test
00:41
@LeakyNun Explicit is very important in precise science such as mathematics.
how would you say that? @AkivaWeinberger
idk many analysts who don't also kind of like algebra, there are just vast swaths of algebra that aren't useful to them @Mathei
Oh… tomaste una examen
@Daminark, i was doing this, i did not think it through
@AkivaWeinberger oh, right
tome una examen de espanol
well it's really an entrance test
00:42
@EricSilva I'm not really being serious
Is "level 3" the score you got?
What do you mean @mdave16?
(Level = nivel)
Did he just ping himself?
@Daminark, and i did computational algebraic number theory, i did lots on algos and programming, still nobody hires me :'(
00:43
(pero lo he puesto a mi 3a preferencia lol)
@AkivaWeinberger yes
3rd level of proficience
3 out of…?
hay como 6 niveles
Ah
Well congrats
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Shit...
00:43
@Daminark, shit indeed
Yeah I should just permanently move into the Barn after graduating
i wish i didn't have to study and have a career in math
@Daminark you should do what Chris did, leave for grad school, come back to uchicago as a postdoc, then get constantly roasted by ur former profs
you don't have to, Balarka
you can be a business bum
for getting a crappy uchicago education
00:45
i'm now applying for phds again, on the plus side, you will get several interviews Dam, i get at least 2 a week without applying, and goes up to about 9 if you do
How hard is it for me to learn Markov chains?
@TedShifrin
@Eric Chris?
one of the dickson intructors
I see
Lmao
he's a pde man
00:46
I don't know what you mean .. it's basic probability/linear algebra.
luis makes fun of him for not having learned linear algebra
No comment @EricSilva.
Well... doing that requires actually coming here as a postdoc... but yeah good life goal
Also LOL
Not to mention multivariable calculus. no comment
00:46
"On a scale from one to ten, how confident are you that today's date is 10 in binary" "10/10"
no comment intensifies
I personally never learned ODEs and I'm not planning to
@Mathei I probably should do it but I've got way too much going on
beautiful swirly phase diagrams
how do you never learn ODEs?
00:48
It's not required at my school
They're so ordinary
and differential and equation
if you know how to differentiate, you already know ODEs
@AkivaWeinberger In contrast to freakish differential equations
rolls 10 eyes at pompous attitudes
@Daminark that's my niche
00:49
I've basically forgotten ODEs anyway
I'm probably not gonna learn PDEs ever tbh
@TedShifrin It feels like I've grown up a lot, don't you think?
I mean maybe but I don't plan on it
Yup, @Balarka.
the thing is I want to do algebra and number theory, I don't think ODEs are going to be helpful for that
@Akiva they're pretty cool tho
00:50
They're actually very beautiful, DogAteMy, especially re geometry.
I know nothing about them
Hm, maybe I should look them up a little
@Akiva we're supposed to learn covering spaces
@Akiva it's like you take a differential equation and split it in half, and each one is a partial differential equation
I know how to prove Picard-Lindelöf, that should suffice
I like how Daminark teaches things, he should teach more things
00:51
Truly
@TedShifrin is this a response to me?
Anyway that's enough trolling for today, I need to get to work
he's too busy t h o n k i n g
@Daminark how do u get a stochastic de
@LeakyNun Markoviness I think
00:51
@EricSilva Use Stoche's'' theorem on a PDE or something?
@AkivaWeinberger ??
But yeah see you guys around!
6 mins ago, by Leaky Nun
How hard is it for me to learn Markov chains?
It seems the chat has actively partitioned itself between algebra-inclined people and geometry-inclined people
Have fun trolling elsewhere @Daminark
00:52
@Mathei loooool
@AkivaWeinberger was that a serious response?
'stoy 'nserio
What I meant was, "it probably was a response to you"
lol
well I've never come across it before
@Balarka the thing is tho, i still like algebra, i just like literally every other part of math that isn't logic or set theory better
but if the prerequisite is just basic probability and linear algebra then I think I perhaps can manage it
00:54
@BalarkaSen, but where do the algebraic geometers go?
I don't know how it works, but at a guess you keep a vector full of probabilities of the possible outcomes… or something
@EricSilva logic and set theory are my favourite :'(
and that's great, i just do not enjoy them, and not for want of trying
@EricSilva I honestly do not dislike algebra
I think there's an example in the applications section of Chapter 9 of my book, DogAteMy.
00:54
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My primary filtering device is topology. I see everything with a pictorial point of view
@TedShifrin if only I could borrow them
If I could do bachelor in algebra instead of math, I would do it
@BalarkaSen how do you represent $\Bbb Q(\sqrt2)$ with a picture
Leaky, I am told you can find most books illegally on the internet.
00:55
@LeakyNun two-fold cover
@MatheiBoulomenos bachelor in galois theory :P
sounds fun
@TedShifrin :c
@TedShifrin, such is correct
$\fbox{$\Bbb Q(\sqrt2)$}$
00:55
@BalarkaSen $\Bbb Q_p$?
^Picture of $\Bbb Q(\sqrt2)$
I believe 3 of my 4 books can be found (including the 1 I have publicly in .pdf form).
p-adics are the most geometric thing algebra has to offer
@Balarka i think ive gotta a pretty even split between thinking pictorially and thinking in terms of equation shenanigans
p-adic solenoids
00:56
@BalarkaSen Hrm?
@BalarkaSen $\overline{\Bbb Q}$?
universal cover
$\Bbb Z_7(i)$?
two fold cover of the circle
@BalarkaSen how do you imagine the property of being faithfully flat
00:57
@EricSilva Yeah, as an analyst should have!
@MatheiBoulomenos a muslim praying on the floor
Balarka are you just making stuff up
i do so many long calcs
@TedShifrin welche buch?
@Akiva Nope, I am just using the covering space - Galois extension dictionary.
00:58
*welches Buch
I heard Galois
@MatheiBoulomenos thanks
Leaky: The one with the most on Markov is the linear algebra book with Adams. We even proved a convergence theorem in there.
@MatheiBoulomenos Hm, I am pretty sure I had a picture for this when I knew this stuff. Flat modules are exact sequence preserving after tensor, right?
Right.
Faithfully flat modules reflect and preserve exactness
00:59
I'll leave my description blank.
Right. Now write down the transition matrix.
too much time on the internet
@MatheiBoulomenos So R-modules are actually like vector bundles w/ varying fibers over Spec R
@TedShifrin lol, you spent too little time on the internet
I think there's a precise description for certain types of modules

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