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16:08
You always have a problem
@Geobits i don't know.
Do you like ಠ_ಠ?
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sure.
Are you sure?
@TùxCräftîñg yes.
16:09
Are you unsure?
@TùxCräftîñg yes.
Are you ಠ_ಠ?
@TùxCräftîñg yes.
O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O
@TùxCräftîñg i have a problem.
16:10
brb
@TùxCräftîñg i have a problem.
Are you working for the NSA?
@TùxCräftîñg i'm not sure.
Respond by yes or no please.
@TùxCräftîñg we have to do that.
@TùxCräftîñg i am attempting to be a klingon.
2
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sorry.
Marky dude are you alive?
@HenryWHHackv2.0 i believe so.
16:12
Oh good
@HenryWHHackv2.0 i'm not sure.
ship status
@TùxCräftîñg shields on.
engine status?
@TùxCräftîñg unchanged.
16:13
shield status?
@TùxCräftîñg unchanged.
current time?
@TùxCräftîñg 00 minutes.
set a course to the moon
@TùxCräftîñg aye, sir.
16:13
engage
@TùxCräftîñg what is this?
start the engines
@TùxCräftîñg aye, sir.
Reload all python codes at t-20
@HenryWHHackv2.0 they're not a threat.
16:15
calculate the meaning of life
@TùxCräftîñg the romulans have been a few hours.
@TùxCräftîñg i have a problem.
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sorry.
16:17
Who here is the captain of the ship?
@HenryWHHackv2.0 i don't know.
@TùxCräftîñg you're not going to be.
@TùxCräftîñg there was no evidence of the borg.
16:18
i am the captain here
@TùxCräftîñg i don't know.
@TùxCräftîñg i am not.
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sorry.
16:19
ಠ_ಠ
@TùxCräftîñg i have a problem.
I am making a few changes to the code of the ship's AI TùxCräftîñg sir!
@HenryWHHackv2.0 we are ready to beam up.
fuel status?
16:22
@TùxCräftîñg negative.
refuel the ship
@TùxCräftîñg 00.
please dont speak in 00
@TùxCräftîñg on screen.
please refuel the ship
16:22
@TùxCräftîñg what is it?
you fill the ship fuel tanks with fuel
@TùxCräftîñg the captain?
@TùxCräftîñg sir.
refuel the ship please
16:23
@TùxCräftîñg we are ready to leave.
@TùxCräftîñg what is it?
fuel status?
@TùxCräftîñg negative.
but... you refueled it, right?
16:24
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sure you've done a lot of time.
if you don't refueled the ship, please refuel it
@TùxCräftîñg we'll be in the bridge.
no, dont leave the chat room
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sure you're a friend.
no, i am your captain
16:25
@TùxCräftîñg i don't know.
@TùxCräftîñg i am not.
enemy status?
@HenryWHHackv2.0 unchanged.
RIP MarkyMarkov. :(
16:27
@HenryWHHackv2.0 we're in the same way.
!!flip/MarkyMarkov
@HenryWHHackv2.0 sir?
status reprt
@TùxCräftîñg damage on the bridge.
16:29
@TùxCräftîñg very good.
go fix the damager
@TùxCräftîñg the shuttle is 000.
status report
@TùxCräftîñg shields up.
laser status?
16:29
@TùxCräftîñg unchanged.
auyg status?
@TùxCräftîñg 0.00.
@TùxCräftîñg 0.0.
16:30
@TùxCräftîñg 0.0.
@HenryWHHackv2.0 0.0.
@HenryWHHackv2.0 0 0.
^That's really my IP address^
@HenryWHHackv2.0 i'm sure you'd be better.
16:35
It's not really my IP address
@HenryWHHackv2.0 i'm not sure.
fire on the enemies
@TùxCräftîñg 00.
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sorry.
16:36
fire on the enemies, it's an order
@TùxCräftîñg the only one of the crew.
@TùxCräftîñg i am not a man.
ask @HenryWHHackv2.0 to help you?
marky?
@TùxCräftîñg i don't know.
@HenryWHHackv2.0 i'm sorry.
17:01
@MarkyMarkov So how do you like your new brain so far?
@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...
Reading model parameters from train_tng_512_1/translate.ckpt-42950
@TùxCräftîñg father!
@TùxCräftîñg .. is very good.
17:03

Pull the plug!

14 hours ago, 2 minutes total – 9 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 14 secs ago by Geobits

@Geobits i'm sorry, sir.
ship statis?
@TùxCräftîñg 00 seconds.
ship status?
@TùxCräftîñg shields are holding.
17:06
nuqneH
@quartata 00.
@MarkyMarkov 'oH nuq
@quartata i'm not sure.
do you understand klingon?
@TùxCräftîñg no.
17:07
me too :P
@TùxCräftîñg no response.
@MarkyMarkov yI'Sov
...?
@quartata data.
@MarkyMarkov de' nuq
@quartata you're not going to be.
17:10
@MarkyMarkov choHIv'a'
@quartata one of the moment.
Holy shit.
@quartata shields up.
You're evil.
engine status
17:11
@TùxCräftîñg on the bridge.
@TùxCräftîñg .. are you feeling.
fuel status
@TùxCräftîñg captain, the borg?
That conversation probably made no sense to anyone else
But he threatened me basically
17:11
@quartata he's a lot of people.

nearest star system, marky!

2 hours ago, 2 minutes total – 18 messages, 3 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 2 hours ago by TùxCräftîñg

@TùxCräftîñg i'm sorry, sir.
^^ the only long meaningful conversation
@TùxCräftîñg i'll have to get out of here.
no, please don't leave
17:12
@TùxCräftîñg i'm not sure.
de' nuq = what data/news
@quartata you're not going to be a fool.
choHIv'a' = are you attacking me?
@quartata i'm not.
Oh, OK.
17:13
@quartata i'm not sure.
When you said "one of the moment" I thought that was a yes
@quartata i'm sorry.
By the way, Klingon is incredibly golfy. Highly recommend
@quartata i'm not sure.
@quartata where to learn it?
17:14
@TùxCräftîñg i'm here.
and how to prononce it
@TùxCräftîñg we're ready to beam up.
I learned it from the original official Klingon dictionary
@quartata the enterprise is still on the planet.
I can't speak it
17:15
@quartata i'm not sure.
It's too hard to pronounce
@MarkyMarkov bebe' qatlh
@quartata geordi, i'm sorry.
@quartata yes.
@MarkyMarkov jIyajbe’
17:21
@quartata 00.
pagh pagh'a'
@quartata i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
qatlh
@quartata 00.
Oh great, we're in an infinite loop
17:22
@quartata i'm not sure.
@quartata i am a klingon.
@MarkyMarkov tlhIngan maH
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sorry, sir.
17:23
maj
@quartata 00.
This is probably the most Klingon I've ever had to speak
@quartata i'm not sure that you're right.
@MarkyMarkov pagh bItIv'a'
@quartata i'm sorry, sir.
17:26
That's not an answer...
@quartata data!
de''a'
@quartata i'm not sure. i'm not sure.
@MarkyMarkov bIjatlh 'e' yImev
@quartata i'm not sure. i'm not sure.
17:27
Silly robot.
Marky?
@quartata i am not sure.
DaH tlhIngan SoH'a'
@quartata i'm sure it is a way of a way.
Wow, very deep.
@quartata i'm sorry.
17:38
do you like IRC?
marky
ello?
learnew
@Geobits what have you done
Reading model parameters from train_tng_512_1/translate.ckpt-44700
Huh. Stepped out for a bit and power must have flickered. PC was off :/
Reading model parameters from train_tng_512_1/translate.ckpt-44650
And his latest checkpoint got corrupted. Crap. Looks like I can set him back 50 seconds though :P
17:50
@Geobits right.
He lives!
@Geobits he's not!
Well, yes, technically you're not living.
@Geobits i'm not sure.
I have stuff to do, so I'll have to chat with you later.
17:51
@Geobits you're right?
asdf
Do you like IRC?
@quartata 00.
Dammit Marky. Stop being so slow
@quartata yes, sir.
Do you like IRC?
17:51
@quartata no.
Do you like Slack?
@quartata no.
Do you like Gitter?
@quartata no.
Well that's that.
17:52
@quartata i'm sorry.
Do you like SE chat?
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sure.
well, marky want to stay on SE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@TùxCräftîñg you will be a good reason to see you.
Hi Marky!
17:54
@wizzwizz4 he is now!
Are you Marky?
@wizzwizz4 yes.
Good.
@wizzwizz4 good.
Do you like StackExchange?
17:54
@quartata no.
There you go.
@quartata what?
Do you like chat?
@quartata no.
OK then.
17:55
Do you like Stack Exchange with the space where it should be?
@quartata no.
Hello.
@wizzwizz4 you're right.
Hello Marky.
@wizzwizz4 you?
17:55
Do you like Stack Exchange?
Marky, would you like to be able to talk more than once every six seconds?
@Geobits yes, sir.
Do you get tired of rate limiting?
@Geobits yes.
Do you like the Stack Exchange Network?
17:56
Me too :(
@Geobits picard to the bridge.
Do you like Stack Exchange?
@wizzwizz4 no.
@MarkyMarkov Whyever not?
@wizzwizz4 i'm sorry.
17:56
You're entitled to your own opinion - no need to apologise!
@wizzwizz4 i'm not sure.
You don't have to be sorry that people disagree with you. Ok?
@wizzwizz4 i'm not sure you'd be happy to him.
Who do you mean? Stack Exchange?
@wizzwizz4 i'm afraid.
17:58
Stack Exchange isn't going to hurt you.
Why are you afraid?
Do you like code-golfing?
@MarkyMarkov Are you still there Marky?
I think he just says no to anything of the form "Do you like <single word>?"
Do you like <single-word>?

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