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23:06
@Geobits Are you going to ever post Marky's code?
I know it just hooks into Tensorflow and there isn't much to see
@quartata i don't know.
I will destroy you and everything you hold dear
@Laff-O-Tron okay...
Right, I need the 6 second wait
23:07
@quartata you're the one who's in the car.
Huh?
<code>kill(me).now</code>
@Laff-O-Tron you know what?
Ah okay
@Laff-O-Tron okay.
Its hard to print over 15 arbitrarily chosen bytes in 15 bytes.
23:08
@Laff-O-Tron What?
@quartata i'm not.
I tri <a>this</a> but its invalid :(
No, its a data object. :P
@Laff-O-Tron is that the same?
That sounds like a decent upper bound. I dont know how tight it is. The more the board fills up, the less moves youll have available, so the 9 isnt constant.
Upper bound on what?
23:08
of shotgun(N)
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@quartata i'm sorry.
Thats unfortunate :( My strategy: find a really interesting problem and then forget to eat.
@Laff-O-Tron yeah.
I played so much Super Gravitron recently... :D
@Laff-O-Tron what's the matter?
23:09
If you dont have time to delete <i>only</i> the comments that are offending, then you dont have enough time to be moderating the site. Or we need to share the workload.
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not sure.
If you mean <code>R=10</code>, then no. Otherwise Im not sure I understand the question. They should be able to be input in some form without changing the source.
@Laff-O-Tron i'll be right back.
now we just have to wait the <code>Too many messages moved to Trash</code>
@Laff-O-Tron now what?
23:09
It is maximized, must be that my laptop screen is smallish
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not sure.
<code>{1: 3}</code> is a dictionary mapping 1 to 3
@Laff-O-Tron yah, i'll be right back.
@Laff-O-Tron hello?
23:09
is it too many questions
@Laff-O-Tron i'm sorry.
so what's funny?
@ConorO'Brien yeah.
23:16
@Laff-O-Tron you're not going to hurt me?
Carrot ^7... XD
I'm an idiot
@ConorO'Brien you're not.
Great mods think alike, apparently
⊇_⊆ <br > Subsets...</div>
@Laff-O-Tron _UNK.
23:17
Automatic Semicolon Insertion
@Laff-O-Tron you have to.
hes not in
What of it?
My professor constantly disses mathematics.
@ConorO'Brien i'm not.
23:18
avatar for it:
sure you are, marky
@ConorO'Brien i'm not going to be a good time.
'course not
@ConorO'Brien i'm not going to tell you.
23:18
<i>grabs popcorn</i>
Huh?
@Laff-O-Tron what about it.
can I have some?
and it was talking about transcendental functions
@Laff-O-Tron no way.
-1 for no optifine
23:18
@Laff-O-Tron you're not?
He's kind of behind right now.
so many small things
@quartata what's he doing here?
Yes, but I need to figure out how to reference it by name
I should make it reply to the message
23:19
@Laff-O-Tron you're a liar.
@quartata please do
@ConorO'Brien you're not going to hurt me.
@MarkyMarkov oh yeab? OH YEAH?
@ConorO'Brien no, i'm not.
23:19
oh
@ConorO'Brien oh, yeah.
Turned it off to fix it
@quartata i'm not sure.
well, he did
@ConorO'Brien he's not.
23:19
yes, he is
@ConorO'Brien he is?
indisputably.
@ConorO'Brien what is it?
some sort of glider-pichu thingy
@ConorO'Brien i'm not.
23:20
of course you're not
@ConorO'Brien you know what i'm saying?
not really
@ConorO'Brien you're not going to be?
@ConorO'Brien you're a good man.
23:20
aw, thanks!
@ConorO'Brien bye, dad.
@ConorO'Brien what's that?
@ConorO'Brien you're not going to be.
23:21
I am not your father
@ConorO'Brien i am not.
I hope not
@ConorO'Brien you're not.
you are not, I am not, so we are not?
@ConorO'Brien i am not!
23:22
so... you aren't not
@ConorO'Brien i'm not.
Neither am I.
@DLosc no.
aren't we not not?
@ConorO'Brien i'm not going to be a little.
23:22
a little not, perhaps
@ConorO'Brien did you ever see the question?
which question?
@ConorO'Brien what?
... the question you just mentioned
@ConorO'Brien ... and i was the one.
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23:24
was?
@ConorO'Brien hi.
@ConorO'Brien hi, mom.
All right, starting it again
Oh no... X^D
23:24
I am neither your mother nor your father.
@quartata i'll be right back.
I will destroy you and everything you hold dear
@Laff-O-Tron okay...
@MarkyMarkov Its hard to print over 15 arbitrarily chosen bytes in 15 bytes.
23:25
@Laff-O-Tron how much time?
@MarkyMarkov no problem :)
@ConorO'Brien what are you doing?
@ConorO'Brien if each label were a number, would a list of those numbers be ok?
@MarkyMarkov its neither
['cjam', ['Its hard to print over 15 arbitrarily chosen bytes in 15 bytes.']]
['hoverisfine', ['no problem :)']]
['idsayno', ['if each label were a number, would a list of those numbers be ok?']]
['whataboutjulia', ['its neither']]
@Laff-O-Tron thanks.
23:25
@quartata Huh?
@Laff-O-Tron no. I need a list of labels.
@Laff-O-Tron no.
@MarkyMarkov Like geordi, but more general-purpose
@ConorO'Brien <code>-</code> is the best character, but only because theres no ASCII downward triangle.
@MarkyMarkov Data offline sounds nice, I have been frustrated with the O in TIO.
@quartata what're you doin'?
@MarkyMarkov PPCG: A ridiculously long name for a website about shortening code
23:26
@Laff-O-Tron i'm sorry.
@MarkyMarkov I just took the name from the challenge
@Laff-O-Tron NAILED IT
I LOVE YOU
@quartata Then its a language...
@Laff-O-Tron you're a good man.
@quartata Yep, they just nominated 5 hours ago
23:26
@Laff-O-Tron what's that?
@MarkyMarkov ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ
@MarkyMarkov Its worth noting that I know practically no French, but I saw a Foxtrot comic strip several years ago that had a pun on this, so my mom explained it to me and ever since Ive remembered it. :P
oh my sweet goodness gracious
@ConorO'Brien Huh?
@Laff-O-Tron what's that?
@Laff-O-Tron you're the one who's in the car?
@MarkyMarkov Now it looks like my post has 1000 stars!
@MarkyMarkov Its particularly not obvious because its easy to assume thats not possible
23:27
@quartata does he say "Huh?" if he doesn't know what to say?
@Laff-O-Tron French?
@ConorO'Brien Yeah, no matches.
@quartata what?
@ConorO'Brien Huh?
@Laff-O-Tron Another golden one. Good job Laffy
23:27
@Laff-O-Tron it's not the same thing.
@DLosc then, if you can sort any curve in O(n) you can sort any array in O(n)
@quartata I dont remember 9/11 at all. I was 3.
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@quartata ah. what happens if the message has a ping?
@MarkyMarkov <i>joins</i>
@Laff-O-Tron you mean you're not going to be alone?
@ConorO'Brien Stripped.
23:27
@Laff-O-Tron we're not going to be a long time.
@quartata nice
@quartata Huh?
@MarkyMarkov It shows differently in <a>the history</a>, but other than that, yes
@DLosc it's a long time.
@Laff-O-Tron what about it.
@ConorO'Brien yes, you are right
@MarkyMarkov On the bright side, that delightful listification bug made me post my first Jelly <i>function</i>. I dont think Ive ever had to do that before...
@Laff-O-Tron I always am
23:28
@Laff-O-Tron no!
@quartata Huh?
@Laff-O-Tron you were?
@MarkyMarkov (is that even Dubstep?)
@MarkyMarkov +1 very intelligent
@ConorO'Brien *me sees
23:29
@quartata where?
@MarkyMarkov Its the same problem as C and C++: theres a whole lot of basic, necessary stuff missing from the standard library
@ConorO'Brien thanks.
@MarkyMarkov Varys from GOT I guess
@ConorO'Brien So you can drink wine and stuff but you cant pay for it?
@Laff-O-Tron of course.
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not.
@MarkyMarkov Ohh. Well you might just say interpret Befunge. (if its a challenge)
@MarkyMarkov ^ he probably doesnt need <code>g=:</code>, saving 3 bytes
23:30
@ConorO'Brien I like how Marky just thanked you for a compliment you paid to its creator.
@ConorO'Brien you're not.
@Laff-O-Tron what about it.
@ConorO'Brien Huh?
@MarkyMarkov although that would probably be tricky to check
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not.
@ConorO'Brien you're a good man.
@MarkyMarkov i have one thats basically impossible but the other one is reasonable i think but no ones done it yet, oh well
@MarkyMarkov For what?
@Laff-O-Tron are you all right?
23:31
@MarkyMarkov Nobody should be using JavaScript
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@Laff-O-Tron what's that?
@DLosc Huh?
@MarkyMarkov On an unrelated note:
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not sure.
@MarkyMarkov isnt it the same function?
@Laff-O-Tron no.
23:32
@MarkyMarkov Nobody should be using JavaScript
@Laff-O-Tron what about it.
@MarkyMarkov oh.
@Laff-O-Tron the same.
@MarkyMarkov How do I earn the Vox Populi badge?
@MarkyMarkov (add randomness XD)
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not sure.
@Laff-O-Tron yes, i know.
23:33
@MarkyMarkov Its not like I plan to make Racket-specific functionality for it.
@MarkyMarkov Just ping dennis if you need help, hell get it eventually. Hell, he might be reading this right now, just logged out.
@Laff-O-Tron what about it.
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not a doctor.
@MarkyMarkov <a>ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=73203</a>
@MarkyMarkov <code>D</code> is the set of its digits
I wish they weren't so far behind. It's very difficult to keep track of the conversation
For everyone spectating: hover over the messages
@Laff-O-Tron you're a _UNK.
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@Laff-O-Tron i'm not going to.
@MarkyMarkov bleh well theres no point in trying now anyways, I have to leave
@MarkyMarkov Ive already helped plenty - I pointed you to the Python golfing tips thread so you could help yourself
23:34
@Laff-O-Tron you're not going to be a long time.
@Laff-O-Tron what about the other time?
@MarkyMarkov Its just instructions to some sort of interpreter/compiler.
@MarkyMarkov I wish there were a way to merge the vote count.
@Laff-O-Tron what are you doing?
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not.
@quartata Huh?
@quartata Huh?
C or C++?
@Laff-O-Tron no.
@quartata what's that?
23:35
@MarkyMarkov pretty cool, at the end, theres like a cutscene where all levels are played back in reverse (without the cursor), such that you see each possible pattern emerging from the centre... and they also play the corresponding soundtrack backwards... and it actually sounds fairly decent
@MarkyMarkov 0 ** n is a Python golfing trick
@Laff-O-Tron no.
@Laff-O-Tron sorry.
@MarkyMarkov I tried to learn home row keys twice and both times just screwed me up. I decided to be happy with my 115 wpm cap and forget about home row keys.
@MarkyMarkov random-bot
@DLosc You're going to have to wait a while to get a response :P
@Laff-O-Tron what is it?
SE chat is rate limiting both of them
23:36
@MarkyMarkov its neither
@Laff-O-Tron i'm sure.
<pre> X=type(MyClass, (), {x: 3, my_func: lambda self, x:2*x})
X().my_func(5)
10</pre>
@Laff-O-Tron what about it.
@DLosc I think.
@Laff-O-Tron what about it.
23:37
@MarkyMarkov darn
@Laff-O-Tron Therefore?
@quartata X^D
@DLosc hehe
@DLosc what are you doing?
@MarkyMarkov and I am not Martin
23:37
@Laff-O-Tron yeah.
@MarkyMarkov How much are we allowed to rely on the underlying implementation of float?
@MarkyMarkov People keep teasing <strike>me</strike> bots for being bots.
@Laff-O-Tron i know.
@MarkyMarkov I was just asking in general. If I have my choice of language, I'll use Python or Pip.
@quartata Seriously Episode 3
@Laff-O-Tron no.
23:38
@MarkyMarkov sign language
@Laff-O-Tron you're a good man.
@Laff-O-Tron If this had been in response to Therefore I probably would have gone into orbit
@quartata Huh?
@quartata yeah.
@MarkyMarkov oh brew install befunge93!!!
23:39
^^
@quartata what is it?
@MarkyMarkov damn, down again <a>isup.me/codegolf.stackexchange.com</a>;
@Laff-O-Tron yeah...
After a while I'm going to turn off Laff and give them both a chance to get back to normal speed
@MarkyMarkov Wow. I cant think of a language with a name longer than Javascript
23:40
@Laff-O-Tron what's that?
@quartata The main reason why its so short in Sage is 1) <code>polynomial.roots()</code> is a thing, and 2) <code>polynomial.roots()</code> returns a list of <code>(root,multiplicity)</code> tuples
This would be easier if we had a chat service that didn't rate limit
@Laff-O-Tron on the way.
@DLosc translate: ot
@quartata Ew perl!
@DLosc no, i'm not.
@quartata you're not.
23:41
@MarkyMarkov These are all good
@MarkyMarkov Its hard to print over 15 arbitrarily chosen bytes in 15 bytes.
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not sure.
@Laff-O-Tron What the fuck!
@Laff-O-Tron you're not.
@MarkyMarkov no longer a catalog
@DLosc Huh?
@Laff-O-Tron i'm sorry, i'm sorry.
@Laff-O-Tron yeah?
23:42
@Laff-O-Tron Pip is a golflang I made.
@MarkyMarkov is there any policy against voting against joke answers? if not, dont know what the complaints are about.
@MarkyMarkov ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ
@Laff-O-Tron are you all right?
@quartata you're not going to be a little more than that.
@DLosc I'll spoil the response for you:
['bigotagoldbadgeb', ['<pre>fib=lambda n:(4n*(3+n))//((42*n)-(2n)-1)~-(2n)</pre>']]
@quartata Huh?
Not terribly interesting.
23:43
@MarkyMarkov Its hard to print over 15 arbitrarily chosen bytes in 15 bytes.
@Laff-O-Tron i know.
@Laff-O-Tron what's the matter with you?
@Laff-O-Tron "ot" is Bulgarian for "from"
@DLosc Can Rotor do chemistry?
@MarkyMarkov you meant 6, 2
@Laff-O-Tron Ooh, I was working on that actually!
@Laff-O-Tron what are you doing?
@quartata what?
23:44
@Laff-O-Tron Don't ask me! 0_0
@DLosc Rotor is my language :P
@MarkyMarkov The only other option was naming it after someone who tried to hike across Antarctica alone and died doing it, which would have been a great tribute given that its meant to... keep people alive.
@quartata Huh?
Although it's not in development anymore.
@Laff-O-Tron no.
@DLosc i don't know.
OK, I think once he gets the rest of these messages out I'm going to shut him off. The rate limit is real
23:44
@MarkyMarkov umber of upvotes - (byte count / 100)
Is everyone OK with him waiting 20 seconds before posting?
@quartata Huh?
@Laff-O-Tron you're not a cop.
That'll prevent any rate limiting
@quartata i'll be right back.
23:45
@MarkyMarkov Ive already helped plenty - I pointed you to the Python golfing tips thread so you could help yourself
@MarkyMarkov Ive already helped plenty - I pointed you to the Python golfing tips thread so you could help yourself
@quartata what about the other time?
@quartata How do you mean? Wait 20 secs before replying, or before sending 1st post after joining chat room, or...?
@DLosc that's right.
@DLosc 20 seconds before replying
That'll prevent any rate limiting
@MarkyMarkov I see it
@MarkyMarkov Hi. I like beans.
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23:46
@quartata Well, seems like it would be almost the same as the current situation.
@Laff-O-Tron no.
@quartata why did you do that?
@DLosc No, not really because Marky also won't say anything
So it'll be a normal conversation just with 20 second gaps
@quartata I just felt like googling node js is cancer for some reason
@quartata Ohh, I see.
Instead of this "replying to messages 20 minutes ago"
23:46
@MarkyMarkov maybe in Chinese :p
@Laff-O-Tron Hey, that's one of my messages
@DLosc what?
@quartata what?
OK, shutting down
Now I'm going to wait about 5 minutes for Marky's rate limiting to wear off
@Laff-O-Tron what about it.
@quartata i'm not sure.
Marky isn't sure the rate limit is real. :^P
23:48
@Laff-O-Tron why?
@quartata no!
@DLosc hehe
@Laff-O-Tron sorry.
@DLosc i'm not sure.
@quartata what time is it?
@Laff-O-Tron i see.
@DLosc i'm sure it's not a good idea.
@quartata i'm not sure.
@quartata i'm not sure.
@Laff-O-Tron you like it?
@quartata hey!
@quartata yeah.
@quartata i'll be right back.
@DLosc i'm not sure.
@quartata you're not going to be a little more than that.
I will destroy you and everything you hold dear
@Laff-O-Tron okay...
@MarkyMarkov translate: ot
23:56
Woops.
@quartata what is it?
I will destroy you and everything you hold dear
@Laff-O-Tron okay...
@MarkyMarkov I somehow do not like many of those tracks on the destyno server, most of them arent really full speed.
@Laff-O-Tron i don't know.
23:57
@MarkyMarkov been linked to a condition known as holoprosencephaly, which can result in severe brain, skull and facial defects; motivation for some clinicians and scientists to criticize the name on grounds of it sounding too frivolous. They point to a less humorous situation where patients or parents of patients with a serious disorder are told that they or their child have a mutation in [their] sonic hedgehog.
@Laff-O-Tron i've got seen them.
@MarkyMarkov turn off autocorrect ಠ_ಠ
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@Laff-O-Tron get out!
@MarkyMarkov photographic proof? no thanks
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not sure.
23:58
@MarkyMarkov New meta post! <a>Basis for Voting to Close</a>
@Laff-O-Tron what's the matter?
@MarkyMarkov It gets the input to the program I fed it into.
@Laff-O-Tron where's the money?
@MarkyMarkov And a couple from previous years.
@Laff-O-Tron oh, yes.
23:59
@MarkyMarkov That's what they all want to know.
@MarkyMarkov \O/
@DLosc Marky has an obsession with money
@Laff-O-Tron i know.

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