Well, this is a beginning exercise in virtually every differential geometry text. Surely the OP knows the basics of multivariable calculus (e.g., the product rule) and linear algebra. It's impossible to tell since there is 0 effort and the OP claims the other solutions go differently (they don't).
I don't think there's much chance of this OP being 7 or 12. But we'll find that many college-aged participants here don't actually understand fractions, either.
@TedShifrin Putting in effort to learn is hard. (I have put zero effort into trying to solve the OP's problem, but reading it the intuition that the surface must be a sphere popped into my mind...is that going in the right direction?)
I'm not sure what this means $f : U \to R, z = f(u, v)$ is $U$ a subset of real numbers?
I read that as the function $f$ maps $U$ to $R$, and $z$ is the output of $f$ with inputs $u$, and $v$
its the number of ways you can chose $b$ blue socks, $c$ cream socks and $d$ dead bolts from $k$ garage sales.
clearly i never learned any real maths
i can see from the starred comment that i am going to be one of those people that meta mse discusses in hushed tones after being unceremoniously dismissed.