A'postrophe's are ha'rd to pla'ce,
'But i'f you do' 'it rig'ht -
Youl'l find theyr'e fine for 'any sp'ace,
Divin'e for e'ach del'ight!'
Re'memb'er this, m'y finest' friend,
They'r'e your's to ' drop' and spill' -
'Before a word, or at the end',
Or half bet'ween at will!
'They'r'e only t'eeny tiny 'tools,
For all to u'se with 'ease -
So do you'r best' to bre'ak the rule's!
E'm'b'r'a'c'e a'p'o's't'r'o'p'h'e's!'