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04:01
Now I'm tortured by the thought of delicious, delicious pears.
@Ullallulloo Should probably get some pears tomorrow.
And now, since I've filled that out, given @spugsley a cute animal picture, and told her to punch her manager's kid, I am going to sleep.
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@Fluttershy All your duties fulfilled ;)
@Fluttershy nighty night :)
the hubs and I are gonna look at house stuff MAKING AN OFFER
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@spugsley ooooooooooooh
user15026
So many cool things happening in your world, so much better than bitchymcbitchface
04:09
@spugsley for some reason I only saw 'the hubs and I' and then MAKING and then an O and was about to accuse you of tmi-ing chat.
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@LessPop_MoreFizz dies laughing
now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pack for another trip out to the boondocks
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@LessPop_MoreFizz :(
user20683
@LessPop_MoreFizz which boondocks? Memphis?
@WorldEngineer Upstate New York.
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04:12
@LessPop_MoreFizz that's slightly less boondock? I guess?
@WorldEngineer Not the stuff I'm gonna be driving.
Lemme sketch out a rough mockup of the route I'll be doing over the next week or so:
Starting from the lower right, coming up from NYC, that's what I'll be doing.
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I CAN SEE ME ON THAT MAP I AM SO CLOSE AUGH
the knotted stuff indicates 'cities' where I'll spend more than half an hour.
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well, the last half of my city name anyhow
@AshleyNunn Come meet me in Beefalo!
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04:20
@LessPop_MoreFizz I has no passport object :( I mean I could theoretically get it, and pay for a rush
user15026
Because fun adventures are fun
@AshleyNunn I know the requirements for crossing the border overland are less strict, but I am not sure what they are for canadian citizens entering USA
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@LessPop_MoreFizz afaik, it still requires a passport now
@AshleyNunn there is a special drivers liscense you can get in lieu of a passport I think, at least that's the case for border states here in the US.
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz You can get a NEXUS pass, or an enhanced licence, or use a passport
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04:25
passport is easiest and cheapest
user15026
depending on when you will be there til, it is actually probably gettable
@AshleyNunn next week sometime most likely, but only for like a day or so.
I will be passing through your way again sometime in august or september I would guess though.
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Ah, yeah, not gonna be fast enough
on your side of the border at that.
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oooooooh, where?
04:27
no idea. I'm just guessing based on project trajectory and such
don't have anything concrete.
user15026
Cool beans, well keep me updated :D
for all I know they could send a coworker over there and send me to hawaii or something
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz Is that better or worse?
@AshleyNunn I am p. sure Hawaii wins.
Sorry.
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz sad
04:29
@AshleyNunn I'm sorry, but... HAWAII.
Tropical paradise.
Etc.
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz ......I guess that is kinda okay logic
@AshleyNunn It's not like I'm saying I'd prefer Missoula, Montana or some other hole they'd send me to instead. Those would suck.
But Hawaii? Eh, I'll take Hawaii in a heartbeat.
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Q: How can I advance the Companion's questline?

DanielI am stuck on the Companions questline. In my journal, "Proving Honor" is marked as completed, but the top objective "Return to Jorrvaskr" isn't filled in, so it may be bugged. The Silver Hand quest has not been started. When I talk to any of the leaders, they say "Didn't Skjor already give you ...

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@LessPop_MoreFizz yeah, okay, that I can understand
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Never been anywhere warm likethat.
04:32
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Q: What direction does water flow through sink in Nothern Hemisphere?

user14110I'm Daman and live at Southern Hemisphere in Australia. I'm in year 10 and have a yearly experiment on 'What direction does water flow through sink in Northern Hemisphere?'. If you live in Northern hemisphere countries, Can you please help me with this experiment. Things you have to do to help ...

It's Bart Simpson IRL.
@LessPop_MoreFizz oh my balls wat
sup folks
@spugsley That is more or less the most efficient path to go to every Price Chopper supermarket in New York State. (along with a few other similar retail locations - malls and such.)
got my Wii console code up on the document.
having a crisis but other than that nothing much
@LessPop_MoreFizz and why are you doing this?
04:35
@spugsley awww, what happened?
@spugsley Work!
@ShotgunNinja shitty boss, getting paid nothing, etc etc whine whine cry
I am doing this because somebody will pay me to do it.
@spugsley Oh shit. Last time that happened to me, I quit my job and got a better one.
user15026
@spugsley sends kittens and ducklings and other cute things and cupcakes and tea and bacon
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04:36
@ShotgunNinja hahaha yeah I'm quitting
Sweet deal. Ain't nobody got time (or money) for that shit.
@spugsley You could do what I am doing and listen to Moon Hooch until you are grinning like an idiot.
@AshleyNunn DUCKLING
@LessPop_MoreFizz that sounds marvelous. I believe I will
@spugsley I reccomend the track "Number 1" which starts with a joyous yell of 'HAPPY TIME!'
@AshleyNunn also, how did you know that just today I said I wanted a duckling for a pet. You are IN MY BRAIN
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04:39
@spugsley I'm your Bridge-wife, its my job
So guys, I'm pretty sure my dad is buying me tickets to Southern California.
So I can see him for Father's Day.
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@spugsley
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04:41
Be as the mountain tomorrow, firm and unyielding.
I love this moon hooch record so much
Ian was just telling me about this goofy Magic the Gathering soda that Jones came up with. They have really really dumb names and I Was like "seriously, who wants that shit?"
and he was like "the first comment is literally, "OMG I NEED THIS WHERE CAN I GET IT in all caps."
and then he said
"Guess what his username is"
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WHAT WAS IT
@spugsley OrigamiRob.
so I said, "Ilikemagiclololol"
and he said, "too advanced"
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04:43
also, in Canada they made a poutine soda it was terrible
It's dickfart
that's his username
his username is dickfart :/
@spugsley I wonder what his cousin fartdick thinks of the life choices being made here.
user15026
@spugsley ...
oh internet
why
OMG I AM SO TIRED OF THE WORD XBONE
Xbone is a ahem 'massage' parlor in Vegas
I hate whoever came up with that shitty name
@AshleyNunn ewwwww
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@spugsley yeah its a shitty as you imagine
04:45
Hmmmmmmmm. This receipt has turned blank.
user20683
@spugsley hence forth, I shall refer to it as the "Ms. One"?
Stupid thermal paper. :(
@AshleyNunn I heard about that. Wasn't it from Jones Soda Co?
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@ShotgunNinja mhm
omg I am getting so many random views from weird pages on Yahoo and it's driving me nuts
I think someone is using my shit
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04:51
@spugsley there's a way to figure out
@WorldEngineer tell meee
user20683
run all of your images through Google's reverse image search
user20683
might want to figure out how to automate it
user20683
it'll take a while otherwise
how do I do that?
I mean reverse image search
and there's only a few images getting the bulk of the views
so it won't be too bad
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04:53
@spugsley get the url for the image "something.jpg" or whatever
user20683
then input into google image search, it won't find it but will ask if you want to do reverse image search
@WorldEngineer well, my images are right clickable
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@spugsley google uses image processing, it doesn't have to be the same image :)
oh :)
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I should correct myself, they use "computer vision"
04:54
so where do I find the jpg name?
is it just what I originally named it?
(I am not the most internet savvy person)
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@spugsley hang on
nm, I got it!
And now @spugsley learns the secret behind how she could have avoided weeks of me trolling her with an image of the Archbishop of New York City,
@LessPop_MoreFizz DIDN'T HAPPEN LALALALALA
05:10
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Q: Which treasure is worth the most gold?

KatieKSome of the map spots in Scurvy Scallywags are timed bonus areas with multiple types of gold - coin piles, gold bars, and (IIRC) money sacks. So that I can maximize my looting, which of the items is worth the most gold?

05:46
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Q: Why is it so hard to rank up?

KecoeyI am unfortunately in Branze III. Which is basically hell on Earth. When I check the leaderboards all of the people in bronze have less than 50 wins. I have over 100. I have around a 50% win ratio. How is this even remotely possible? Is Riot's ranking system really just that pathetic? Or am I j...

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Q: Have there been any changes to the Automatic Bell Dispenser since City Folk?

Hyper AnthonyI'm curious to know which features, if any, have changed regarding the Automatic Bell Dispenser that acts as a Bank in the Animal Crossing series. So far, I've noticed: Is located in the Post Office and on the Tropical Island Still rewards a Tissue Box after depositing 100,000 bells... and pre...

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Q: What is the purpose of Origin Points?

KareenAs of May 28, Origin has introduced "Origin Points", which purportedly helps track your achievements in some of EA's games on PC. From EA's help center: Origin Points help you track your accomplishments and measure your progress while playing three of EA’s most popular games: Battlefield 3, ...

 
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07:16
morning people
08:04
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Good kitty. Earn your food.
08:20
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Q: Do FOF missiles respect the safety setting?

Mad ScientistAs far as I understand, FOF missiles used to be rather dangerous to use in high-sec as they could attack neutral targets and cause CONCORD to destroy the ship using them. A lot has changed in that area with the complete overhaul of Crimewatch. So I'm wondering how FOF missiles are affected by t...

08:49
@Wipqozn what do I know more?
minecraft
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A: I Do Anything on WoM, and it Goes to the Pause Menu and Won't Let me Out

avestar101It may be that WoM, being an unofficial "fake" version of Minecraft, doesn't work. I would buy Minecraft, or download the launcher, and play offline.

but I was right, Minecraft people are never actually needed
the problem resolved itself
now it just needs you to cast a delete vote on it
Done
I hear your sleep is fucked again?
my sleep is back to normal
ish
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Q: Which ships are suited to farming the "tags for sec" NPCs in low-sec?

Mad ScientistIn the Odyssey expansion CPP added a new way to regain security status, the Tags for Security Status feature. There are new NPCs in low-sec belts that drop tags which can be traded for a security status gain. I thought I might try to farm those a bit and repair my security status a bit. Which sh...

normal for me, that is
08:59
@kalina Fair enough
You've been quiet for a few days
I noticed
I saw no reason to chat
I still don't, I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to poke fun at you for a bit
@kalina sigh
shrug
there comes a time where I will become too bored to continue
Mornin'
EVENING PEOPLE FROM THE PAST!
09:11
morning @JourneymanGeek
@fluttershy I believe that by Origin the spreadsheet didn't ask about the origin of your nickname, but your nickname on Origin
@JourneymanGeek I REGRET NOTHING
@badp OH YOU WILL. YOU WILL VERY REGRETFULLY REGRET!
@kalina I like your youtube name :)
09:24
I was half expecting it to be "consolescandie"
@kalina Do you like LoL or are you about to write LoL can die?
at least LoL is a pc game
@kalina You are to harsh towards PS3, it is a great blu-ray player
lol
@Blem: so would be my PC, if I bothered to install an optical drive ;p
What's the "X?" column for, BTW? "Answer your own question?"
09:29
@Blem so would be my PC, if I had enough sata power connectors to plug in my blu-ray writer
@MartinSojka When I wrote "Really?" it was "Sexual Preference"
@MartinSojka it is obviously a freestyle column for your favourite X thing
thus I entered xx>xy
which would, in fact, be a valid response to sexual preference as well
I don't have the motivation to tacklet the work I have to do today
scribbles on a nondescript pad
@kalina You're being unfairly harsh on the XXX and XXXX karyotypes.
09:30
but my pc is no where near my tv, so would have to get some long cables
@MartinSojka don't start with me, I will launch you into the sun
oh, damn it.
headesks
wierdly, I hate setting up laptops from scratch
@kalina Surely you'd die of suffocation before you got there?
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Q: What are the differences between a Nintendo 3DS and a Nintendo 3DS XL besides screen size?

Yalla T.I'm looking into buying a 3DS. Besides Screen size and overall size, are there anymore differences between the regular and the XL version? Also, can they both play old DS titles?

09:41
@fredley: technically the launchee might
unless of course he or she has been ravaged my micrometerortes
@JourneymanGeek Yeah.
Launching someone into the sun seems like a pointlessly slow and painful way to kill them
au contrare
it would be pretty fast
might even die before they reach there
It would also be boring. Spend a few weeks to years on the trip, burn up on atmospheric entry before even reaching the "surface" (outer edge of the photosphere).
well it would be worse if you achieved near luminal speeds and somehow managed to survive
@MartinSojka Few years
The Sun is a long way away
Also, you'd have to try not to go mad or get eaten by space zombies from the previous failed mission
09:47
lol
or be the mad spacezombie from the previous failed mission
you're putting more thought into this than is required
regardless, talk to you whenever
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Q: How do you configure snes9x-gtk joypad 2? [Lubuntu 13.04]

kregerjdHello Ubuntu community, I am trying to play snes9x-gtk with two players using PS3 Dualshock. My problem is the input configuration for player 2. It will not register my button presses for js1. js0 works fine. Jtest for joystick calibrating shows both controllers working.

@kalina Have fun being bored
Yay, my copy of JavaScript: The Good Parts and The Steep Approach to Garbadale just arrived
I guess I should see if I can get my hands on Iain Bank's last novel
10:03
@PrivatePansy The first one sounds like an awfully short book.
@MartinSojka Oy :P
Although I have to say it is surprisingly thin
It's not a new joke, you know
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welcome back
how's your first week of driving been?
(honest question, not mocking)
We... haven't been driving.
uh. Theory?
The first week is orientation, which basically means a lot of addresses by officers, general military knowledge and culture lessons, and outings to war memorials and sites of battles.
10:08
"This is a stop sign. Stop at this sign." "Higher speeds, higher gear." "If you hit a car from behind you pay for damages. If you hit a pedestrian you pay for damages. If you hit a higher official you pay for damages. Otherwise you pay for damages."
lol
Takes a while before they put you behind the wheel
@PrivatePansy: do they still have landrovers or are the OPVs the standard newbie vehicle now?
@JourneymanGeek Land rovers. OPVs are for the second part of the lesson
ahh
(not a fan of em, too complicated)
granted, got aircon ;p
10:11
We start with 3 tonner and land rovers, than graduate to 5 tonner and OPV
I hope the parking spots are nice and wide
god, they still have 3 tonners?
I've not actually seen any
People sometimes have trouble with cars (timidly raises hand), go figure an actual truck
@JourneymanGeek Noob vehicles
@badp: BIG parking lots
hell the army has parking lots you can park a tank in ;p
10:13
@JourneymanGeek I don't think they want trucks in the tank parking spots :P
I have to say after a month in the army I'm disappointed I've not seen an actual working tank
@badp: usually they park trucks in heavy vehicle lots
All I've seen are museum pieces
@PrivatePansy: I was in armour and I've never seen a working tank ;p
oh?
@PrivatePansy Psssssst, perhaps you've sold them all!
10:14
AMX13SM1?
@badp: we're in the midst of transitioning to upgraded second hand leopard 2s
@JourneymanGeek There were a few on display at the Army Museum, which we visited on the second last day of BMT on Tekong
from upgraded second hand french tanks
(we had to anyway, too many reverse gears XD)
@PrivatePansy: lol army musium is a bit...
That sounds like an interesting problem to have
OH
ever seen a primus?
Only on TV
10:16
never seen one fire, but seen the prototype ;p
beeeeg gun
(we don't fire arty in singapore anyway)
don't want to accidentally level JB ;p
So how do the crews actually get experience working the thing? Or is it really just for show? :P
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Q: Can I gunzerk forever?

CoreyI was playing online with my friend and we saw a player who's action skill never ended, he was playing as Salvador. Is that possible to do that I am putting points into rampage and gun lust but it doesn't work the same as his.

@PrivatePansy They have computers with World of Tanks in it
If they don't get to 2200 ELO in 6 weeks they're released with disgrace
@PrivatePansy: I was in a support unit
and we don't directly use tanks
Apparently now you can "upgrade" the computers to XBox 360s for a small monthly fee!!
(Are you up to speed about E3?)
@JourneymanGeek World of Tanks getting a 360 port but you need Gold for it to work obviously?
nope, guess not ;p
ahh
I wasn't even asking you, I was asking @PrivatePansy
lol
but @PrivatePansy isn't a black beret!
@JourneymanGeek Blue, when I graduate
10:21
(one of the odder armour traditions. Elsewhere only combatants wear the service beret)
@PrivatePansy: unless you end up in armour
well more in general about PS4 and XBOne announcements
@JourneymanGeek Huh, odd.
you also never get posted out of armour unless you have.. special circumstances
(one guy pulled strings, another declared gay)
Anyway, I got details about the driving course. It'll last ~58 days, of which ~30 days is stay out
tho the second one MIGHT have done it to get out of it
lol
@PrivatePansy: my storeman course was one week
;p
IMPOSSIBLE to fail
10:23
@PrivatePansy Excellent image
It's the other way round for us. Three guys have already out of course before the course even started
o0
I suppose a lot of those guys were near picachu to start with
Did anyone play Renaissance Heroes recently?
One guy was C9L9, which means he didn't even meet the basic PES qualification for driving, and another two have night blindness
o0
WTF man
(oh could be worse)
I had a pes E for insanity case when I was waiting to be posted post injury
they actually downgraded him further for being too crazy to serve
10:25
Last batch had 8 OOC, says our sergeant
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good afternoon, all
hai
@FAE Hello there!
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@PrivatePansy Hey! How's it going?
10:26
Well, I'm still alive, so it's going great!
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Woo! How many more weeks?
4 weeks to graduation from BMT, 99 weeks to getting the fuck out of the army
XD
minus about a month
don't forget, you get to clear leave
protip, be on the storeman's good books.
Good thing i didn't have to go to army.
I have authority issues so if i had to go to army it wouldn't end up well lol.
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@ChrisHateZ yay for not living somewhere with mandatory conscription
10:30
@ChrisHateZ Oh, I think a lot of us do, but in the immortal words of one officer we've had, "See this thumb here? Suck it up."
@fredley 182.6 days using a HTO from Earth orbit to Sun surface. Delta-v is 12339 m/s. The "few years" figure is only if you use a ITN route from Earth-Moon L1 to Sun-Mercury L1 for most of the way, really.
@MartinSojka wow
Had a meeting, couldn't calculate.
MartinSojka Space Program
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10:33
@ChrisHateZ I just hate being in uniform ;p
@JourneymanGeek Wait until the boys and ladies see you and start swooning.
(though I must say old, worn uniforms are awesome chair covers)
@JourneymanGeek Chicks dig uniforms though =D
@MartinSojka: if they see me, the damned camo isn't working ;p
@MartinSojka Not when you're sweating like a pig under the equatorial sun
10:34
@ChrisHateZ: not here, no ;p
@JourneymanGeek Where are you from?
Plus, it's not that interesting if everyone has them
^^^
same place @PrivatePansy is from
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Comfortable Living

Proposed Q&A site for people who are looking for ideas and clever solutions to live life more comfortably & experts who know how to live comfortably

Currently in definition.

lol.
10:36
@LessPop_MoreFizz NOPE
@fredley Lol what the
@ChrisHateZ Yup. It's a thing.
@fredley Ewwwww
stock photo couple is NOT IN UNIFORM!
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CHARGE THEM!
@JourneymanGeek No. If they see you, it's because you decided they are allowed to.
10:37
THROW THEM IN THE BRIG!
MAKE THEM FILL SAND BAGS! AND CARRY THEM ACROSS THE COURTYARD, AND DUMP THEM, AND FILL MORE SANDBAGS! AND CARRY THEM ACROSS AGAIN!
@JourneymanGeek The guy is in uniform (firefighter)
@JourneymanGeek He is in a fireman outfit.
Looks like a stripper outfit though
I would know
@ChrisHateZ: hmm, we can throw in a "misuse of official uniform offence"
@fredley TMI!
10:39
and he obviously dosen't believe in using protection
WHERE IS HIS HELMET!
@PrivatePansy Having worked in a factory that made stripper outfits
I was wondering if you could sign up if you were a priest. Is that a uniform?
@fredley: don't worry, we don't judge
@JourneymanGeek His helmet is on her
@fredley would you mind, I'm trying to work up a good clueless rightous indignation.
@fredley Lol
I doubt a priest would sign up for that site. There are no kids on it.
10:41
Anyway, I fell sick yesterday night, had to spend a night at the medical center and miss today's driving training, so I have to go back tomorrow alone for make up lessons
That's 1/4 of the weekend gone
@ChrisHateZ You're thinking of (some) catholic priests. There are others, and some of them are allowed to have families.
... or even visit dating sites.
I wonder if the Church of England has a policy on uniformdating.com?
Obviously with a subset of the available options if you're a bishop.
I'd like to meet a chick with maid or police officer uniform. Mmmm hawt!
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Will that auto-award to the only answer on there? Because it's not actually even an answer to my question...
10:44
@FAE Have an upvote to compensate for your loss
@FAE We could throw two downvotes to the answer to stop the auto-awarding, but that's doesn't make it any less a waste
BTW, the site is a typical example of a "dating scam". "Join us now. It's FREE." on the front site, "By entering into this agreement you agree that subscription payments to the Service consist of an initial period, for which there is a one time charge, followed by recurring periodic charges which you choose, excluding uniformdating.com "TEXT PAY" service. All recurring charges shall remain active unless you cancel your subscription before its renewal date. " in Terms and Conditions.
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@PrivatePansy It's just that it's a not-an-answer posted about 2 hours before my bounty is supposed to end and doesn't even answer my question. I dunno. Seems weird.
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It's really more appropriate as a comment.
10:47
@FAE Yeah, I really hate non-answers sniping the auto award.
Flag it?
Downvote it.
It won't auto if the score is too low.
It's down to 1 now
-1. You're welcome.
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@LessPop_MoreFizz I really wanted to finish the game, as I quite enjoy it, but I haven't had motion sickness during a game like this since GoldenEye 64 I think.
10:52
@FAE I think Bounties are just fundamentally not all that useful tbqh. :(
Poor Meraj
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Awarding excellent answers works well, but I think the intended use case of "incentivizing" often falls flat.
I had good results from the few bounties I awarded, but I guess they can be a bit hit & miss.
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Q: Advanced Pump vs BuildCraft Pump

mellamokbI can't seem to find any information anywhere about the speed of the GregTech advanced pump. Considering that it is constructed from 4 BuildCraft Pumps and consumes quite a bit more energy, it seems like it should be an improvement in some way. The only information I have been able to find is a...

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@fredley Yeah, stuff like that and the bounty giveaway and such, that's all fine. But I don't think most people feel generally more motivated to try to answer an unanswered question with a 50 point bounty.
Maybe the rewards just aren't high enough?
10:56
@FAE Mostly we are very good at answering questions
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Though I guess we also don't want people getting rep privileges solely for one good answer either. :/
If we don't, it's likely a good answer doesn't exist
@FAE I don't think it's that, I've had similar non-results with bounties of 500. On multiple occasions.
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Maybe people just don't care about the "Featured" tab.

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