The Bridge

Coronus

00:00

My Algebra teacher taught us that math doesn't exist. I liked him.

James

Hehe

You want a screen shot of my minecraft skin @Coronus???

Bowties Are Cool

badp

I mean the part where you do maths left to right is very hardly universal

but I digress

(I wonder how that is handled in RTL cultures)

Coronus

@James That's awesome!!!

James

@Coronus Thanks :)

Ben Brocka

Oranges

James

00:14

Download Faster you stupid game!!!

/me shakes his fist!

Coronus

3 hours ago, by OrigamiRobot

Oranges are the best.

Ben Brocka

@Coronus But I prefer them to be the exotic fruit :/ oh well

Who can help me complete the set?

Sterno

It would suck to be taught PEMDAS style math and then try writing software.

Because you're going to do it all wrong.

Oh, I guess the problem is taking the acronym too literally?

Hooray for talking to myself about hour old conversations.

badp

@sterno I'm horrified at the thought that somebody out there is doing that

right now

and somebody is using that code blindly in A library

in a library

in an enterprisey library

in an enterprisey software

in an airplane

and suddenly - boom

Grumpy Lazers

00:34

1

Q: How are mastery points earned?

How are mastery points earned in League of Legends? I'm just starting out and not quite sure. Here is what I'm talking about in-case you're unclear:

league-of-legends

Ben Brocka

How do I tell which of Redd's items are fake again?

Wipqozn

@BenBrocka Blathers will tell you I think.

Aside from that I believe if you were to actually Google that shit online you'd see that there are differences betwene the fake items and the real ones.

I'm basing this one a let's play though.

Gaming Topics From Outside

0

Q: Can I play Windows (Steam) games on Ubuntu?

I am downloading Ubuntu and I really want to play Windows games from Steam but I don't want it to replace my OS.

games

Coronus

Home time! WOO!

fbueckert

00:52

...Ubi now sells beta access to their games.

That's about as low as you can get.

MBraedley

@fbueckert I must have missed that one.

fbueckert

@MBraedley Their "Double O" program.

MBraedley

So many sexual innuendos there.

fbueckert

@MBraedley Yuuuuup

Fluttershy

If today's show was any indication, Ubisoft's all about the innuendo these days.

MBraedley

00:54

#girlwood

Fluttershy

Nothing like a large black woman yelling at you.... Especially in bed!

Classy, Ubisoft... Classy.

MBraedley

So, do I watch the Sony presser on the TV and chat from the iPad, or watch it on computer and chat from my second monitor?

Fluttershy

Burn it.

MBraedley

@Fluttershy Any Michael with the e before the a can't be trusted.

Ben Brocka

@Wipqozn I thought he had a tell

user20683

01:02

So tempted to comment: "Minecraft sucks block not dick".

user20683

;p

Ben Brocka

ugh my first sea bass

bad memories

I got a "perfect orange", what's the deal with that?

Noooo a teeny fish scared away a big fish with a fin!

MBraedley

@BenBrocka Stop playing games and watch the press event!

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka What did you get as your native fruit?

Ben Brocka

@MBraedley it was on for a moment now it's back to the on hold screen

@Fluttershy orange and I know someone on twitter with pears

Fluttershy

01:06

@BenBrocka Awesome. Hopefully I can open up trade with you if I get something different! :3

I won't be playing til Wednesday, though.

MBraedley

Okay, Sony, what's happening?

Or should I be blaming twitch??

> SiM SET: hackedddd alreadyyyyy

Live comments are always awesome.

Stream is actually live now.

spugsley

01:25

HI

MBraedley

@spugsley Hello

user20683

@spugsley hiya

user20683

and English Country Tune = Beat

spugsley

how's everyone doing? :)

user20683

fuck that game and everything in it

user20683

01:30

Steam just assaulted me with Christmas bell noises...

Ben Brocka

REALISTIC SWEAT PHYSICS

Lookit that shine

user20683

@BenBrocka I see no shine.

user20683

Where is the shine?

user20683

I was promised shine...

user20683

:(

user20683

01:32

also it should be sheen.

user20683

/pedantic

Ben Brocka

@WorldEngineer the two souls or whatever, they're on GT6 now

the one with the female protagonist

user20683

ah

Noctrine

Beyond Two Souls, Quantic Dream's new title

MBraedley

@BenBrocka "the one with Ellen Page" There, fixed that for you.

Ben Brocka

01:36

wrong brand anyway, derp

MBraedley

uh oh, streams dying

Ben Brocka

OMGAWD IT'S A BOX. SOLD SOLD SOLD

Fluttershy

.... wat

Ben Brocka

I didn't expect it would be a box

MBraedley

I CAN SEE IT!

kinda

Noctrine

01:40

I wonder what the build quality is like

The new PS3s are pretty trashy

Fluttershy

I hope it comes with a rectangular stand so I can fit it comfortably on a shelf... if I get it.

MBraedley

looks too much like a PS2 and xbone

Ben Brocka

it's on a stand in the picture

er it was

on the big screen it was clearly in a stand

MBraedley

back on scre... and you just missed it

took them long enough

Ben Brocka

We don't caaaaaare

MBraedley

01:42

this is why the xbone reveal was so boring. So that they could get this crap out of the way.

Ben Brocka

least Sony showed games first

MBraedley

touche

No, not a woo for Jack White. It was for NIN and or Daft Punk

spugsley

OMG WHAT IS AN XBONE

Ben Brocka

He's a CEO, he doesn't know what the kids like

spugsley

I have to know

MBraedley

01:44

@spugsley It's an ex that bones you. No, that's not right

Ben Brocka

Also at least sony's actually known for entertainment crap. I can kinda forgive them for wasting 5 minutes on that

Oh come onnnn

MBraedley

True, at least it was only 5 minutes.

NOOOO! No exclusives (other than games)

which is still a stretch

user20683

yay, finally, get on with it

Ben Brocka

At least he's remembering to mention gamers

yes

user20683

his accent is ...odd.. Scottish?

user20683

01:48

North English maybe?

MBraedley

Who are you talking about? The entertainment guy? He hasn't been on stage for a few minutes.

user20683

@MBraedley the film guy yeah

user20683

I'm not sure how delayed my stream is

MBraedley

3 mins ago, by MBraedley

True, at least it was only 5 minutes.

user20683

the President of Sony is talking

user20683

01:49

at the moment

MBraedley

We're at the new IP which doesn't have a name yet

Ben Brocka

nooooooooooooooooooooo another medieval game

Okay wait

MBraedley

um, not sure medieval is right

Ben Brocka

No nevermind this looks good so far

Noctrine

12 / 20 new IP

user20683

01:51

steampunk

MBraedley

no stream, don't cut out on my now!

Ben Brocka

(though I bet that in-engine quote means no gameplay for us)

MBraedley

UNCANNY VALLEY!

Ben Brocka

monstertime?

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Upgrading seekers armguard

Seeker's Armguard has a unique mechanic where it gives .5 armor and ap for every minion kill (max of 15 armor/ap). What happens to these bonus stats when upgrading the item to a Zhonya's Hourglass? Do the bonus stats persist? Is it more beneficial to max out Seeker's Armguard before upgrading ...

league-of-legends

MBraedley

01:52

yep

Ben Brocka

please be more than zombies

Noctrine

Werewolves

MBraedley

we need to see them first

Noctrine

Zombies for the next generation

Ben Brocka

Hell I'll take werewolves

user20683

01:53

Arthurian Steampunk?

Ben Brocka

What was the thing about 20 titles? That's not launch titles is it?

user20683

maybe?

MBraedley

I wouldn't say Arthurian. The date was c. 1886

Ben Brocka

yeah the "knights" thing was kinda misleading

user20683

@MBraedley right but the quote at the beginning and one of the guys was named Galahad

Ben Brocka

01:54

yeah I did hear galahad

MBraedley

Fair

user20683

Hello Farcry Effect

Ben Brocka

Killzone half fresh, half crysis-y

MBraedley

God those cars look sexy though

Ben Brocka

hey, gameplay! Ish

MBraedley

01:57

more cut-scene-ish

Noctrine

He fights like the one sidekick, the voodoo lady

Ben Brocka

@MBraedley the attacks were pretty similar to in-game attack animations from the prior Infamouses

...that's all for Knack?

Don't be wrong about Killzone again please

We heard launch title for KZ2 too

user20683

the shadows look...weird to me

user20683

probably not used to the new shaders

StrixVaria

Please tell me this is a real thing.

Ben Brocka

02:00

yes it is

user20683

@StrixVaria yep

Noctrine

Uncanny

Ben Brocka

man Picard is pissed

MBraedley

4 hours ago, by FAE

Plants vs. Zombie is getting a 3rd person shooter.

StrixVaria

Wait. It's actually a FPS.

That's......not what I wanted.

Ben Brocka

02:01

third person. But yeah

not what I expected

StrixVaria

BUT THIS IS NOT APRIL FIRST

Ben Brocka

@StrixVaria Popcap is owned by EA. Be glad its not an F2P energy based social game

user20683

@StrixVaria THIS IS EA!

StrixVaria

I cannot even comprehend what I'm watching in his gameplay video.

Ben Brocka

woah what is this game?

the girl with the blue sword

MBraedley

02:06

Transistor. Looks like a cool concept

Ktash

I already want the soundtrack...

user20683

next Bastion

MBraedley

I think there's a first look over at Rev3Games.

Noctrine

<3 Supergiant Games

user20683

Bastion meets Dark Science?

Ben Brocka

02:07

YESSS mercenary kings

anything with paul robertson = buy

MBraedley

►

Ben Brocka

GIANT ENEMY CRABS

StrixVaria

The gameplay of Transistor looks...uh...familiar.

user20683

@StrixVaria it's the same engine as Bastion

Ben Brocka

and creators

Is this what I think it is?

MBraedley

02:16

If you thought it was Final Fantasy, you thought right

user20683

These have got to be the least ridiculous set of clothing out of that series in the last 10 years

Ben Brocka

@MBraedley It's versus but actually real. With gameplay and everything

Ullallulloo

Wait, KH3???

Ben Brocka

Oh shit

Ullallulloo

!!!!!!!!!

Fluttershy

02:17

YESYESYESYESYESY

ESYESYESYESYESYES

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Ullallulloo

Xbone is dead.

Ben Brocka

Holy fucking shit Sony is getting so much of my money

Ktash

I'm done. That's E3 for me

Fluttershy

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY SONY

Ktash

glad to see it is in development (finally)

MBraedley

02:18

Seen this before. This is why Sony and MS should both go before studios and producers.

Ktash

That now makes 6 consoles the series spans though

OrigamiRobot

Kingdom Hearts is stupid.

Noctrine

Fun to play though

Ktash

@OrigamiRobot you take that back

Ben Brocka

REAL PIRATE VOMIT GAMEPLAY

OrigamiRobot

02:20

Nov 9 '12 at 19:28, by Invader Skoodge

I just like saying outrageous things to start up arguments.

I have no experience with any KH title.

StrixVaria

Kingdom Hearts is stupid.

OrigamiRobot

I do legitimately think key swords are stupid.

Ktash

That's it. I'm deleting my account

@OrigamiRobot It was going to be chainsaws, but Disney vetoed

OrigamiRobot

So is/was there any nonstupid E3 news?

Ben Brocka

Keysaws could be pretty cool

Noctrine

02:23

The story, and dialog makes sooo little sense

Ktash

Noctrine

Do you really need a key with a chainsaw?

Ben Brocka

Love that they show the guy up there with the controller

MBraedley

game crashing!

Ben Brocka

lol

oopsies

MBraedley

02:24

PS4 can't handle it!

Ben Brocka

lol pity clap

Noctrine

Least you know it's real :p

MBraedley

at least it isn't as bad as the BF4 screw-up

Ben Brocka

@MBraedley that was awkward

MBraedley

"Countless ways" Um, I think there's just one

Fluttershy

02:25

Creepy breathiiiiiing.

Ben Brocka

Well unless you're MS it's usually by iterating a number by one

OrigamiRobot

"There are countless ways to define next gen" The first thing I hear from E3 and I already want to stop watching.

Ktash

> Hang him, swaggering rascal!

Sorry, was looking for the appropriate response

MBraedley

Driving on the wrong side of the road is a great way of avoiding being noticed

Ktash

"It's time for your Birthday Reward!" - Microsoft email subject line

... I'm more than a little disturbed

Ben Brocka

02:30

@Ktash Step one: put it in the Xbox...

user20683

@Ktash "Dear Ktash, you have won an Apple Barrel..."

MBraedley

Get in the car with him you idiot!

Noctrine

If they can id him that easily, he should probably change his clothes....

Fluttershy

More tablet integration?

MBraedley

Still, probably a game I'll buy

great, sports games

Ben Brocka

02:33

I did not expect to want this many games already

Nooooo sports

let the dudebros get the xbone

Noctrine

So convenient of them to include a bathroom break time.

MBraedley

They didn't nail the mouth animations...

OrigamiRobot

uncanny valleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ben Brocka

Yeah the mouth does'nt look right

the lips jerk too much

MBraedley

Ah, here's the new Elder Scrolls

Ullallulloo

02:35

@BenBrocka I like NBA 2K.

Ben Brocka

Yeah but...it's a sports game. Did anyone not think that 1-2 years after the last sports game there would be another sports game with improved graphics and updated rosters?

Ullallulloo

Yeah, it's not really news, and I wouldn't buy it every year.

Last one I have is like 2004.

Ben Brocka

Yeah at least they didn't lead in on it (cough xbone) it really wasn't that bad

I just want them to keep the hype train rolling

Not that they'll be able to top KH3 for a lot of people

Ktash

I'd stopped watching after that honestly lol

knew it wasn't going to happen

MBraedley

That's probably a movie I should watch at some point

Ben Brocka

02:40

Never seen it either

user20683

movie?

MBraedley

Mad Max is a movie

from long ago

user20683

yes, I've seen most of it

user20683

also the second and the third

Ben Brocka

YESSSSS

user20683

02:41

the third is...weird

MBraedley

@WorldEngineer imdb.com/title/tt0079501/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Ben Brocka

No restrictions on purchases on PS4

Ullallulloo

Straight up no DRM.

Ben Brocka

Xbone is cooked

Ktash

oooh, yes! Sold

Fluttershy

02:41

Aaaand Sony wins.

Ben Brocka

Holy fuck. MS is so screwed

Ullallulloo

That's a lot cheering.

Fluttershy

$800

Ben Brocka

they're chanting

OrigamiRobot

Standing Ovation Bro

Fluttershy

02:42

Now they're just rubbing it in. =P

MBraedley

"Disk based games"

user20683

@AshleyNunn good evening Mistress Nunn

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy I'm fine with this.

user15026

@WorldEngineer Evening. I just walked home in the pouring rain XD

Fluttershy

Let's see if they can beat them on price.

MBraedley

02:43

So will they show us the home screen?

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy Rumor is they'll have three models going from $400 to $600, but we'll see.

Ben Brocka

PS+ works on PS4

Fluttershy

"shit, Microsoft's competing with our PS+ free game offerings... What can we throw together in two hours to beat that?"

user20683

@AshleyNunn yeah, so did I, like 8 hours ago

user15026

@Ullallulloo Wait, what?

Fluttershy

02:45

@AshleyNunn KINGDOM HEARTS 3 AT SONY'S PRESENTATION

user15026

@WorldEngineer I am now making tea! yay!

Fluttershy

=D =D =D

user15026

@Fluttershy EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fluttershy

"Now in development" Exclusively on PS4.

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn I'll pull up video...

Noctrine

02:45

Price time

Ben Brocka

@Fluttershy did they announce exclusivity too?

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka Pretty sure they did, yeah. Didn't they? O_o

I was too busy peeing all over myself in excitement.

Oh yeah! Don't Starve coming to PS3 and PS4. :3 More people playing an amazing game!

MBraedley

One last thing:

Ben Brocka

I assumed it was (they've prefixed all non-exclusive games with "oh hey exclusive content for PS4!")

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn youtube.com/user/PlayStation?v=DmoZAPDV3ew&t=1h32m3s

1h 32m 3s if it doesn't skip there.

MBraedley

02:47

Destiny

OrigamiRobot

Non-Halo Bungie game yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Ullallulloo

@BenBrocka All the main games have been exclusive to PlayStation.

Just a couple spin-offs on handheld Nintendos.

Ktash

that looks beautiful

MBraedley

gameplay footage?

user20683

The new Bungie thing? yeah, that's impressive. Very reminiscent of Marathon's art style visually.

MBraedley

02:48

yep!

user15026

I feel like a terrible gamer for now like even knowing this was a thing that was happening, nor caring overmuch

Fluttershy

All of the games I've seen thus far have been pretty impressive visually.

Ben Brocka

@Ullallulloo Makes sense. I was surprised to see Squeenix putting anything on Xbox ever

I think they just did FF 13

user15026

I really play the wrong games for any of this stuff

MBraedley

Hey, it's quarians!

user20683

02:50

@Fluttershy Marathon was beautiful for the day

Fluttershy

@WorldEngineer True.

@BenBrocka FF IX, and XIII, and XIII-2.

Er... XI, not IX.

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy LR: FF XIII too

MBraedley

Infinite ammo. HACKS!

Fluttershy

@Ullallulloo That game doesn't exist in my headcanon.

MBraedley

Wow, that's some nice dynamic lighting (geeking out)

Ktash

02:52

say what you will about bungie, but they make beautiful games

Ben Brocka

Doesn't even need xbone cloud lighting

not the smartest AI

MBraedley

that sounds ominous...

Ben Brocka

grenades OP pls nerf

LOOT

MBraedley

@BenBrocka They had cheats enabled anyway.

Fluttershy

Class-based loot grind!? Sold.

OrigamiRobot

02:55

I need this game

Ben Brocka

Ugh how are there this many FPSy games I want

MBraedley

If it actually looks as good as this when it's released, I'm sold.

user20683

@BenBrocka because the FPS has finally become intelligent?

Ben Brocka

Wow this looks pretty sweet

Ullallulloo

Vehicles.

Jin

02:57

is there an E3 stream going on now?

Noctrine

Sony

Jin

url?

Ben Brocka

Ehhh vehicles aren't my fav

Ullallulloo

@Jin twitch.tv/twitch

Ben Brocka

twitch.tv/twitch

You managed to miss like 10 kickass announcements by Sony/publishers for PS4

MBraedley

02:57

Yeah, what they said

Ullallulloo

Or youtube.com/watch?v=DmoZAPDV3ew if you don't want Twitch or want to rewatch stuff.

Jin

thanks

Noctrine

I'm on the gametrailers.com stream

MBraedley

this is actually the last game they're showing

Ben Brocka

FF Versus/15 KH3 used games work online not required lots of other games look badass

Destiny looks sweet

Fluttershy

02:58

2

Ben Brocka

looks like it has almost Borderlands-ish loot?

Noctrine

Does Versus really count? New footage but he said, we can't talk about when its gonna be out yet?

MBraedley

@BenBrocka I'm not against that

Ben Brocka

@Noctrine they had real gameplay footage in there. That they were willing to share, and lots of it. It can't be THAT far away.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz How close is close?

Ben Brocka

02:59

@MBraedley Yeah, I'm all on board. Wasn't expecting that though

Noctrine

There was a bit of real gameplay footage before, in this desert area

Like, two, three years ago?

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