The Bridge

Keen

18:00

@badp It's a squat cylinder.

badp

@Keen Huh.

MBraedley

@badp WTF is that?

badp

justin h says:
> It's the Mac Tube.

@MBraedley The new Mac Pro. It has trascended polygons. :P

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Shotgun Ninja

Titanfall looks cool-ish

Keen

So they're going all-in on Thunderbolt. It has 'Thunderbolt 2', which is of course, the bigger, badder, louder sequel.

Coronus

18:01

@MBraedley The probe from Star Trek IV.

badp

@Keen Now with TWICE AS MANY direct memory access exploits!

FAE

@fbueckert It's ridiculous. Even if you take into account the fact that it's not counting sales tax, if you take $499 and add 8% sales tax, that's still only like $540~ or so. Still very much not equivalent.

Jin

Titanfall is directed by JJ Abrams. so much lensflare.

fbueckert

@FAE Microsoft is the arrogant console maker this generation, it seems.

Ben Brocka

@Keen wait is there seriously a new thunderbolt?

badp

18:02

Ladies and gentlemen, the killer feature of the new MacBook pro

> the new Mac Pro has a handle on the top too

Keen

@BenBrocka Yes, they are announcing it as part of the new Mac Pro.

Coronus

@BenBrocka Yeah, Intel announced it last week, probably in preparation for this event.

Keen

Or not, what @Coronus said.

badp

@Keen what the hell do they mean by "it lights up to show you where the I/O is" ?

Keen

@badp The idea was that you spin the thing around to get at the ports. So it lights up when it detects movement.

badp

18:03

@Keen <yij>er... er... er...</yij>

Keen

Sounds odd to me. Usually I don't need to access the i/o ports on my computer while it's running, except for the USB ports on the front.

badp

That's a solution to a problem that never existed if I ever saw one

Ben Brocka

Did they say if that mech thing is xbone exclusive?

Shotgun Ninja

God, I hope not.

OrigamiRobot

Mech thing?

Ben Brocka

18:05

@ShotgunNinja same

FAE

@BenBrocka I thought everything now was Xbone exclusive.

MBraedley

@OrigamiRobot Are you not watching the MS press conference?

Ben Brocka

yeah only xbone, oh well

Ullallulloo

@BenBrocka It's on PC too.

FAE

@MBraedley He's at work.

MBraedley

18:06

@FAE So am I

Ben Brocka

@Ullallulloo he said exclusively to xbox one, unless he meant console-exclusive

badp

@FAE to be honest it seems like the £ price is actually aligned with the € price

(£429 = $668)

FAE

@badp Still sucks.

badp

so I suppose that $499 is probably only a "promotional price" or maybe even "selling at a loss"

Ullallulloo

Titanfall

Titanfall is a mecha first-person shooter video game developed by Respawn Entertainment and published by Electronic Arts for the Xbox One, Xbox 360 and Microsoft Windows. It is Respawn's first game, and is scheduled for release in spring 2014. Gameplay The game is a first-person shooter where players pilot mechs called Titans. The mechs can be piloted or automated. Development After splitting with Activision and Call of Duty, Titanfall became Respawn's next project. The game is built in the Source engine and uses Microsoft's cloud computing for multiplayer servers, physics, and arti...

OrigamiRobot

18:07

@MBraedley Web Filter

Shotgun Ninja

Was that the end of the conference, or did it just cut out for me?

Ullallulloo

360, One, and Windows

FAE

@ShotgunNinja IGN's post show is on so I think it's over.

Ullallulloo

It uses the Source engine? O_o

Shotgun Ninja

@Ullallulloo Oh, it's on the Source engine?

damn

badp

18:08

@Ullallulloo what is?

MBraedley

1 hour ago, by MBraedley

http://www.youtube.com/user/machinima?v=cIyVyH_Tr6o

Ullallulloo

1 min ago, by Ullallulloo

Titanfall

Titanfall is a mecha first-person shooter video game developed by Respawn Entertainment and published by Electronic Arts for the Xbox One, Xbox 360 and Microsoft Windows. It is Respawn's first game, and is scheduled for release in spring 2014. Gameplay The game is a first-person shooter where players pilot mechs called Titans. The mechs can be piloted or automated. Development After splitting with Activision and Call of Duty, Titanfall became Respawn's next project. The game is built in the Source engine and uses Microsoft's cloud computing for multiplayer servers, physics, and arti...

Shotgun Ninja

That looks gorgeous for the Source engine, though.

Ullallulloo

Titanfall

SaintWacko

It's over

OrigamiRobot

18:08

@MBraedley What am I supposed to do with that?

MBraedley

@OrigamiRobot Is YouTube also filtered?

badp

Meanwhile, Apple's boring its audience with iWork

OrigamiRobot

@MBraedley Most places with a web filter do so for bandwidth reasons

So yes.

badp

because it's a developer conference so let's show them how to put pictures in documents.

MBraedley

@OrigamiRobot Well I guess I'm lucky

badp

18:10

Now introducing: compatibility with .doc files!!

user43095

`C:\windows\system32>chkdsk /scan
The type of the file system is NTFS.

Stage 1: Examining basic file system structure ...

Stage 2: Examining file name linkage ...

Stage 3: Examining security descriptors ...

Windows has scanned the file system and found no problems.
No further action is required.`

THATS BULLSHIT, I KNOW THERES A PROBLEM WITH MY DRIVE, SO SCREW YOU WINDOWS 8

OrigamiRobot

@MBraedley Even if I were home, I wouldn't watch the MS keynote

murgatroid99

@jeffreylin_ It may not be the kind of problem chkdsk scans for

user43095

@murgatroid99 Then how can I fix it?

murgatroid99

@jeffreylin_ Well, that might depend on what the problem is

Grumpy Lazers

18:11

0

Q: Is there a way to increase the chance of catching shinies on PKMN BW2?

I am trying to collect shiny Pokemon, but my luck has been down in the dumps. I don't want to resort to using my action replay, are there anyways that are proven to increase the chance to find or hatch a shiny Pokemon?

user43095

@murgatroid99 I think there's a bad sector, because steam says "DIsk WRite error"

badp

@jeffreylin_ That's not a problem with your file system

murgatroid99

@jeffreylin_ That seems like a very non-specific error. It could be a bad file descriptor or something

user43095

So, how can I diagnose it?

user43095

I just bought this laptop a couple of months ago too. :(

badp

18:14

That's the kind of stats Apple now's got to use :P

murgatroid99

@jeffreylin_ Have you tried rebooting and then doing whatever you tried to do again?

badp

After all, Google announced 1 billion activations a month ago (correct?), while Apple's just announced its 600 millionth device sold.

OrigamiRobot

@badp What even is this?

Shotgun Ninja

@badp Wait, so it takes more time to do stuff on Apple, is what that's saying?

badp

> A recent study from Experian, iPhone users use the iPhone 50% more than Android users use their phones

murgatroid99

18:15

@badp that barely even seems like a thing to show off

Shotgun Ninja

@murgatroid99 Then again, for some users, it is.

badp

See, since Apple lost the war on just "most devices sold" they're off to a different war where "the devices are better and the people who are using them are also better"

Shotgun Ninja

Of course, the users who constitute that number are not the same users who would be interested in such statistics.

murgatroid99

@ShotgunNinja but it could mean anything. It could just mean that it's easier to find what you're looking for on Android

user43095

@murgatroid99 As far as I know, this has been for a long time. PROOF: Restart your PC to repair drive errors. It keeps saying that no matter how many times I reboot.

Shotgun Ninja

18:16

@murgatroid99 That's my point. Such a thing doesn't indicate that Apple is a better product.

badp

Shotgun Ninja

@badp What about jailbroken phones?

Jin

@badp the google pie chart is colorless and gloomy, therefore android = bad

badp

and this fails to underline the part where everything after Android 2.2 pretty much can run the same thing thanks to the offloading of APIs to Google Play

murgatroid99

@jeffreylin_ OK, so you have tried rebooting. What is it that is failing?

user43095

18:18

@murgatroid99 I need to find the log first. Where is the CHKDSK log?

badp

@Jin but it's tastefully gloomy!

> iOS 7 is the biggest change to iOS since the introduction of iPhone

"We've fired the guy who did the first six! It's true!"

murgatroid99

@jeffreylin_ sevenforums.com/tutorials/…

user43095

Thanks

Brant

BTW, there's more WWDC livestream commentary in here:

Ask Different Chat

badp

@Brant are there more bridge regulars than you there?

Brant

18:19

Does @Jin count?

Keen

Man, Johnny Ive has a great voice.

badp

then I'll keep safely bashing at Apple in here where it won't offend people's sensibilities :P

Jin

@Keen he should tuck me in bed 'n read me a story

badp

okay, this must've been caught in between frames

Jin

dat flat ui

badp

18:20

Oh good. Finally Apple gets on board with "natively digital"

Shotgun Ninja

@badp What is this "natively digital"?

badp

@ShotgunNinja the main design tenet of Microsoft's Metro UI

basically, no to fake leather UI on screen, yes to typography.

Keen

Weird, the device's motion sensor will move the wallpaper in relation to the UI.

murgatroid99

@badp That kind of looks like the UI the Android has had for a year

Shotgun Ninja

@murgatroid99 ikr

badp

18:22

@Keen uh?

I guess I need to watch a video to understand that

Shotgun Ninja

-1 Microsoft, -1 Apple, +1 Sony, +1 Android.

Keen

@badp It does some parallax movement.

badp

I'm just looking at a bunch of screenshots.

Shotgun Ninja

Is that the gist of today's conferences?

Keen

They're showing a lot of stuff in this intro video. Hard to keep up.

badp

18:23

The Verge is dumping a lot of photos but those might be the most representative

Ben Brocka

@ShotgunNinja Sony hasn't spoken yet

Keen

@badp The video they just played was dense with new information.

Ben Brocka

Yesss if there's one thing iOS needed it's more minimalist, flat weather apps

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badp

@Keen They'll go through it slower now.

Shotgun Ninja

@BenBrocka When they do, they'd better not announce anything regarding "transactions" or "always on".

Keen

18:24

@badp At least some of it, yeah.

badp

I'm happy that with today pretty much the last bastion of skeuomorphism in mobile devices has fallen

Ben Brocka

@ShotgunNinja I kinda doubt it considering their previous statements in regards to DRM, used games and always on

badp

Of course...

That also means shitty unreadable labels because fuck shadows

Ben Brocka

Where do I get that asian baby app

3

Also, that sound you hear is a thousand graphic designers scrambling to update their iOS icons

5

@badp hmmmm yeah that shadowless text doesn't seem great for that

He's learning from Ballmer

Shotgun Ninja

DEVELOPERS

Jin

18:31

Al Gore is there..

badp

THAT IS NOT WHAT MULTITASKING MEANS

Now you can resize the facebook icon on your home screen!

murgatroid99

badp

@murgatroid99 That is not what Apple did.

murgatroid99

@badp It seems like what they should have done, from the picture

badp

@murgatroid99 It might be that their display isn't quite high resolution enough to do that on such tiny print and make it look good.

Ben Brocka

18:35

@murgatroid99 the text is too narrow for a good outline

you'd have to do a 1 pixel black outline which would be oddly thick unless they had a different super bold font

badp

This looks so much like something out of Google's design book

murgatroid99

@BenBrocka Android seems to kind of have a sort of gray shadow/outline around icon labels

Ben Brocka

yeah, android does shadows which works well

murgatroid99

Like this

And yes, that's my phone

badp

flagged

murgatroid99

18:39

@badp As what, being related to my avatar?

Ben Brocka

@murgatroid99 she doesn't like your clock

murgatroid99

@BenBrocka I think she's just pissed in general

Keen

@murgatroid99 Needs more Applebloom.

user43095

@murgatroid99 Chkdsk was executed in verify mode on a volume snapshot.

Shotgun Ninja

@BenBrocka That clock clearly doesn't reflect the actual time.

badp

18:40

looks like "iPad (4th generation)" is the new "the New iPad"

Shotgun Ninja

@badp Does that say... iPad mini?

Ben Brocka

What the fuck, is 3rd gen ipad really not supported? THat's bullshit

murgatroid99

@jeffreylin_ I think you misunderstood the question. What were you doing that caused the write error in the first place?

badp

@ShotgunNinja welcome to six months ago or so?

user43095

@ShotgunNinja That was so five minutes ago.

Shotgun Ninja

18:41

I don't follow Apple releases.

badp

@BenBrocka Leather is cheap, flat icons are tough to render.

Shotgun Ninja

@badp ;3

user43095

@murgatroid99 Updating DotA 2

user43095

Which seems to work now...

murgatroid99

@jeffreylin_ What did you do to fix it?

user43095

18:42

But Windows is still being annoyed.

user43095

REboot

fbueckert

I'm more interested in what Squeenix will announce than anything else, really.

And maybe see if Sony will be smart, and tear MS a new one.

badp

@BenBrocka wait, I'm sorry, that's for AirDrop only

MINIMALISM HO!

Ben Brocka

Someone else was tweeting that too

not sure though

not watching the conf

badp

11:39:28 AM PDT
iPhone 4S will not get AirDrop, nor will the iPhone 4.

user43095

18:43

badp

@BenBrocka Neither am I, QuickTime is not something I want on my computer

@jeffreylin_ then do. Online scans are necessarily limited.

user43095

@badp I've done that a million times!

badp

Gotta reboot!

@jeffreylin_ Did you reboot?

user43095

Yes

Coronus

@jeffreylin_ 3 times?

Jin

18:44

my apple feed died

badp

oh, then backup your stuff :P

user43095

@badp :(

badp

@Jin live.arstechnica.com/wwdc-2013-keynote-liveblog live.theverge.com/apple-wwdc-2013-live-blog

user43095

So, this problem is beyond fixing?

badp

@jeffreylin_ well, beyond chkdsk's detecting it seems

backup now that you can

user43095

18:45

Sigh

user43095

BACKUP ALL THE THINGS!!!

badp

user43095

But what if the drive dies? Is the backup still good?

user43095

@badp ?

badp

I don't like what that fade+blur effect is doing to the background of siri

Tim Stone

18:47

@badp You can edit Siri's name? That's revolutionary!

badp

that screenshot looks terrible

@TimStone "Siri" was the request :P

He literally told Siri, "Siri." And it replied, "What."

Tim Stone

Oh, well that's far less interesting.

badp

In other news, what the fuck?

Is that... a car dock?

user43095

Is that your alarm clock/GPS thing?

Tim Stone

I'm just glad I can't use my iPhone's complicated "increase brightness" menu navigation routine as an excuse to not go outside anymore.

@badp Looks like it.

badp

18:49

@TimStone I hope it comes complimentary with the car

where by "it" I mean the phone inside the dock inside the car

Keen

@badp It's supposed to be a car's dashboard. The screen in your car can take video from the phone. I think.

Tim Stone

Now you can play Angry Birds while changing lanes.

Keen

It's not you sticking your iphone into your car dash.

badp

@Keen ...uh.

so basically iOS is being licensed to car makers.

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Are there multiple active spells in Smite?

I just started playing Smite, so I may not be using the correct terminolgy. During the games, I used the F and G "spells" quite often. The F spell restored mana, and the G spell gives a speed boost. I compare these to the summoner spells in League of Legends where you have a handful to choose ...

smite

fbueckert

18:51

@badp Which would be useful if your phone actually had enough processing power to actually drive your car.

Keen

@badp It's integration. The dash presumably has its own GUI, but when you pair your ios device, then it can inheirit that. At least, that's what I got from the demo. It was kinda vague, and I'm busy.

badp

@Keen k.

Keen

@fbueckert Heh, that was the first demonstration. Some new AI/robotics/gaming company made a game that controls little R/C cars on a printed out track.

badp

and of course

I guess it's a better name than Google Play Music All Access

fbueckert

@Keen Problem is, actual driving is much more complicated than racing R/C cars.

Ben Brocka

18:52

oh wow the 500 eruo price wasn't a mistake: polygon.com/2013/6/10/4415450/xbox-one-pre-order-amazon

badp

@BenBrocka I never for one moment thought it was a mistake

1$ = 1€ is basically industry standard

Ben Brocka

I thought you guys got closer prices than that

like aren't $60 games 40 eruos?

badp

@BenBrocka didn't you reply to me tweeting about CoD Ghosts being $60/€60/£40?

murgatroid99

I wonder what would happen if I plugged an Xbox 360 into the Xbox One's HDMI passthrough for TV

badp

@murgatroid99 I don't think it'd be fooled, given that the XBO does tuning too.

"MFi game controllers"

murgatroid99

18:56

@badp The thing is I would really want that to work, since my dorm room has a TV with one HDMI port, and I don't have a TV box

Ben Brocka

@badp ...did facetime seriously not have audio? What's that about?

badp

> like FaceTime Audio (audio-only calls over WiFi on any iOS device)

Brant

Audio-only. IOW, Skype

Ben Brocka

@murgatroid99 there are switches for like $20

badp

okay, that's a shitty name for a feature

Ben Brocka

18:57

oh, so, calls

badp

Ben Brocka

Oh good, iPad 3 isn't left out then

badp

@BenBrocka calls and over wifi, so basically, who cares.

and that's a wrap.

Shotgun Ninja

@badp did they make their own wireless format just for controllers?

badp

@ShotgunNinja Do I look like I know?

Shotgun Ninja

18:59

@badp lol idk

developer.apple.com/programs/mfi

It stands for "Made For iPad/iPhone/iPod"

It's their line of/program for peripheral accessory components for the i-series of devices.

Gosh, gotta get dem facts straight.

StrixVaria

Just got an email from Twitch saying that they're integrating with the Xbone, so you can broadcast right from your console.

That's kind of neat, I guess.

Shotgun Ninja

@StrixVaria That's actually really cool. I've been wishing for streaming integration in consoles for a long time now.

Ben Brocka

Less neat if they keep the 300 top channels only thing on the Xbone twitch app. Then you can stream but your friends can only watch you on PC

@ShotgunNinja PS4 has it too but I think it's Ustream

Shotgun Ninja

THEY STILL NEED A TWITCH APP FOR CONSOLES THOUGH

WII DOESN'T HAVE A TWITCH APP AND I AM PISSED

OrigamiRobot

@ShotgunNinja Nintendo is scared of the internet

Shotgun Ninja

19:11

Well, wouldn't Twitch be the ones to work on the app, not Nintendo? Unless Nintendo just doesn't want to let them.

Also, I'm completely in agreement that Nintendo's afraid of the internet. They show so very little initiative to get their online content fixed.

For example, why does it still take several minutes to load the Nintendo Store?

#WiiWorldProblems

Ben Brocka

@ShotgunNinja Wii u you mean? Wii won't be getting any new channels I'm sure

Shotgun Ninja

@BenBrocka No. I own a Wii, not a Wii U.

Ben Brocka

@ShotgunNinja also they'd need a way to make money off your Twitch streams

Redesigned 360 won't get a price drop http://bit.ly/19Yvn2Q

Tweeted by Polygon on June 10, 2013 at 7:17 PM

Shotgun Ninja

@BenBrocka Yeah, see, that's the thing. Nintendo isn't really afraid of the internet; they just want to (A) make money, and (B) make sure they don't get ripped off.

Ben Brocka

@ShotgunNinja No, they're pretty spectacularly incompetent in regards to the internet

Wipqozn

19:24

so I forgot E3 existed.

Ben Brocka

The Wii U and 3DS are much improved over last gen but still pretty lame internet-wise

Wipqozn

I hear the microsoft convention was pretty terrible, and that microsoft decided to give a huge middle finger to everyone living in Europe by charging you $160 more for a console with less features.

Shotgun Ninja

And there goes another huge chunk of the market.

Ben Brocka

@Wipqozn But TV

Shotgun Ninja

TELEVISION TELEVISION TELEVISION TELEVISION

inb4 Developers cross-mix

StrixVaria

19:28

@BenBrocka and sports

Shotgun Ninja

and #CollarDuty

FAE

@Wipqozn Pretty much. -_-

Wipqozn

►

Ben Brocka

girl your body is a temple. but it’s the water temple from Zelda so once I’m in there I have no idea what to do

Tweeted by lawblob on June 10, 2013 at 7:28 PM

Wipqozn

I think this video does a good job of showing why COD gets so much hate.

FAE

19:31

@BenBrocka Lemme at'er, I got through that temple without a walkthrough or anything.

Wipqozn

@BenBrocka The Water Temple was one of my favourite temples.

Ben Brocka

@FAE I did too, actually I dont' really recall having too much trouble. I might have had to raise the water level an extra time or two though. That or I just forget being bad at it because I've played like 4 or 5 times

FAE

@BenBrocka On a completely unrelated note, are you picking up Animal Crossing?

OrigamiRobot

@FAE ...

FAE

@OrigamiRobot :3

Ben Brocka

19:33

@FAE It should have arrived today

badp

Hey guys, I'll begone to dinner in a while, but short story long

Ben Brocka

badp

Remember when my display broke and I had to borrow a shitty TV?

Ben Brocka

write caption here

FAE

@BenBrocka Oh sweet. @Wipqozn visited my town today! Unfortunately, we both have the same native fruit. :( (peaches)

Ben Brocka

19:34

(from the daily fail)

badp

Another shitty TV in the kitchen died today and my shitty TV was borrowed

Ben Brocka

@FAE I always seem to get apples

badp

so I'll be buying a new TV/monitor tomorrow morning

Wipqozn

@FAE Clearly you should have just restarted again.

FAE

@badp Congrats!

badp

19:35

I dunno what to get though

FAE

@BenBrocka I had that in my GC game, then peaches in WW, and pears in City Folk.

Ben Brocka

@badp I would give you my shitty spare TV but shipping would cost more than the TV in all likelyhood

FAE

@Wipqozn I rerolled like 4x for a map I wanted, man.

badp

@BenBrocka I just need an actual 1080p monitor with HDMI input

Ben Brocka

I always made my naitive fruit near-extinct in my games. INVASIVE SPECIES, HO!

OrigamiRobot

19:36

@FAE Oranges FTW

Wipqozn

@FAE That's why it would have been funny. if you went for a specific fruit you'd probably have spent 12 hours.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot I've never gotten to have oranges! I am sad.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot @AshleyNunn got ORanges.

FAE

@Wipqozn Or grass texture. Some people reroll for that too.

badp

That's like my only requirement. I'm a pretty frugal person as you might've guessed, but after that I wouldn't mind getting something that doesn't suck.

Ben Brocka

19:36

I want pears as my naitive fruit because I think it makes more sense for the better tasting fruits to be worth more

badp

@FAE wat.

FAE

@badp Yep.

Wipqozn

@FAE I was unaware this was a thing.

FAE

@badp If you wanted to pay the shipping, I'd send you our old 28" CRT television. :P

@Wipqozn Yeah, apparently some people really like triangle grass.

fredley

What did I miss?

OrigamiRobot

19:40

@FAE You should be.

fredley

iOS 7 is awful

Wipqozn

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Ben Brocka

Oh there's bananas to plant?

FAE

Also @Wipqozn @BenBrocka and anyone else who gets AC:New Leaf, make sure you go to the Post Office and ask them to check for presents, and you'll get the Rainbow Screen as DLC.

OrigamiRobot

New Leaf is the first thing to make me wish I had a 3DS

FAE

19:47

@Wipqozn One of my neighbors in my town just talked about you to me, haha

Ben Brocka

@FAE what all fruits have you collected? I Try to get a full set ASAP for some irrelevant biodiversity

fredley

HN has fallen over, wow

FAE

@BenBrocka My native is peaches and I got a gift of cherries from Isabelle, which I planted, so I should have those in a few days. That's it so far. I don't have island access yet.

fredley

Excellent answer is excellent

badp

@fredley wat.

fredley

19:52

@badp It looks so bad!

That overlay thing is terrible!

It hurts my eyes

OrigamiRobot

I think @fredley is awful.

badp

@fredley The home screen has a few font issues and the overlay does look like very ugly blobs of colours

fredley

@badp I guess it probably looks better on the device, but that control overlay looks really cluttered and the translucent background does not help

badp

that said, it's probably going to look way better than fake leather

fredley

@badp Anything would look better than fake leather

badp

19:53

at any rate, it's not even about looks

it's a clear switch towards utilitarianism

fredley

@badp This is an apple device

@badp It looks rushed

badp

@fredley yes, and the ugly blobs of colour are ugly

fredley

Also Mavericks? WTF

At least they fixed dual screen

badp

1 hour ago, by badp

You know that effect you had once upon a time on Windows when you could set the desktop background to really small images and set it to stretch and it was a cheap way to set color gradients as your bg?

Ben Brocka

I'm sure new Siri will be great for another 5 minutes of verbal abuse to see what it says then never using it again

And I can change it's name to bonerfart now, it sounds like?

badp

19:56

That is pretty much that, a chequered assortment of blobs of dark desaturated ugly colors.

Still I feel like overall this is nitpicking

They changed pretty much everything, it's obvious some changes won't be as well thought out as the rest

Wipqozn

@FAE Oh man! What did they say? Did they comment on how handsome and funny I am? did they comment on my snazzy hat and blazier?

FAE

@Wipqozn They think they're gonna be best buds with you

badp

There's time from here to "fall" to fix it anyway. I hope for their sake.

FAE

Nooooooooo, floating present and I have no slingshot yet. :(

Wipqozn

@FAE Sounds about right.

@FAE You can knock them down with any tool so long as they are low enough.

I have yet to get a present that way, but people have been able to.

badp

19:58

@FAE Use the boomerang! the clawshots! the bombs! the deku bubbles!

Ben Brocka

@FAE I hate floating presents I can only get them like half the time

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