The Bridge

12:00

(That image isn't Tamagoyaki)

Grace Note

This is not featuring the third theatre, which would project further into the screen and the effort needed to depict it outweighed the benefits it gave for illustrating the structure.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

It's quite tasty. I wonder if I can make some myself

kalina

@fredley you said you were pulling away from me yesterday

did you know, that when I signed up last year, you had >15k rep? :p

Grace Note

I think the third floor is probably laterally closer to the second floor, and that the stairs might go within the theatre itself, since I don't quite recall there being massive stairwells when seeing the building from outside.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Found a recipe justhungry.com/tamagoyaki

fredley

12:10

@kalina Yes I did, but thanks for reminding me.

badp

Why do you get to start with two already activated linked huge formations Ludimilla? That is just not cool.

kalina

@fredley JUST SAYIN'

<3 <3 <3

fredley

@kalina ALRIGHT

<3 <3 <3

kalina

ice cream cones on their side

what a waste of ice cream

fredley

@kalina something something buttocks

OrigamiRobot

12:15

@kalina This is incorrect.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot sorry but I lessthanthree @fredley more than you

OrigamiRobot

@kalina You don't know how much I lessthanthree @fredley.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot I'm sorry, you read the unintended interpretation of that sentence, allow me to clarify for you:

@OrigamiRobot sorry but I lessthanthree @fredley more than I lessthanthree you

fredley

I fallen ice-cream cone you too @kalina

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Oh, it's not your lessthanthree I'm interested in.

kalina

12:22

my lessthanthree brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like... it's better than yours

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

You guys are terrible at flirting

OrigamiRobot

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I am a robot.

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone you can go hard, or you can go home

fredley

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I am a porkchop

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

EXCUSES!

Ben Brocka

12:27

@GraceNote Iffy is DLC! Compa too. Just saw them in the store list

Grace Note

Aye t'that

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

If @OrigamiRobot is a robot and @fredley is a pork chop then I'm a Pretty Pretty Princess

badp

Sterno

CNN reporters have a satellite interview from the same parking lot.

badp

Pretty Pretty Princessnet Yi Jiangxplorer

Sterno

12:31

Also, YEESH with the ponies

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

*retches*

*throws up not-very-expensive semi-digested sushi all over @badp*

badp

Is this... mon-dieu!

flees to a respawn cabinet

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote Is it just me or is it near impossible to find actual info about the Neptunia DLCs? They don't even put screenshots in the store of most of the weapons/clothing items

Grace Note

@BenBrocka I'm in the right channels in all the wrong places, so I've already seen most stuffs.

Martin Sojka

@YiJiang'sEvilClone To keep with the theme, what about we gift OrigamiRobot a fabulous new robotic body?

fredley

12:37

@MartinSojka MY ROBOTIC PONY

kalina

DATA ACCEPTED: ORIGAMIROBOT HAS A NEW PONY SHAPED CHASSIS

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fredley

Anything you say is true on the Bridge if you precede it with DATA ACCEPTED:

Kevin van der Velden

so what would happen if I said...

DATA ACCEPTED: THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Fail, it must be in fixed-width

Kevin van der Velden

crap

i dont know how that works

oh well, the universe is safe from paradoxes for another day

fredley

12:43

Minecraft + Occulus Rift is now a thing

Kevin van der Velden

I saw, I want that so bad :|

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden I think if I got this I might forget to eat and die

Kevin van der Velden

Possibly, I've been meaning to get into modding for minecraft...

hmm

Ullallulloo

@KevinvanderVelden preface it with four spaces

like this

Kevin van der Velden

@Ullallulloo Thanks, so is that encouragement to destroy the universe?

Ullallulloo

12:45

@KevinvanderVelden maaaaaybe.

fredley

@Ullallulloo Lies. Just use backticks ` Like This `

Kevin van der Velden

@Ullallulloo It should be, I'm sure we can escape into the minecraft world via an occulus rift

Ullallulloo

@fredley multiple ways.

fredley

@Ullallulloo Four spaces adds extra padding to your chat message

Ullallulloo

@fredley You didn't say you couldn't have that though.

It's fixed-width.

fredley

12:48

@Ullallulloo DATA ACCEPTED: @ULLALLULLOO IS WRONG

badp

@fredley That is not a pony you illiterate dolt. That is a unicorn

fredley

@badp Unicorn is just a subset of pony

As is pegasus

badp

An adult, pure, fully fledged, fully grown, three meters tall, fierce, self-respecting, not a pony not made of marshmellows unicorn

Kevin van der Velden

Naah, it's a pony robot which just happens to have a horn shaped antenna

fredley

@badp A pony is not a young horse

badp

12:49

See the other adjectives

Ullallulloo

@fredley It's also not full-height or fully-proportional.

fredley

Where are @YiJiang'sEvilClone, @Fluttershy, @kalina etc. when you need them to back you up in an argument?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I'm busy stacking Russian dolls

kalina

what when who how why?

OrigamiRobot

Why are there so many non-robots accepting data?

Ullallulloo

12:55

@OrigamiRobot I'm sort of a robot.

I didn't accept any data though.

Kevin van der Velden

Because apparently that makes things true

And I wanted to destroy the universe but didn't know how :(

Ullallulloo

@KevinvanderVelden DATA ACCEPTED: THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE

OrigamiRobot

@Ullallulloo Sure.

Kevin van der Velden

Yeah @Ullallulloo destroyed the universe :D I'm innocent!

Martin Sojka

@fredley I prefer to think of them as separate species of the Equus genus, same as zebras, donkeys, onager, kiangs and so on.

OrigamiRobot

12:57

@KevinvanderVelden Any robot who blindly evaluates statements is not a good robot.

Kevin van der Velden

Also: youtube.com/watch?v=JR4H76SCCzY ofcourse

Ullallulloo

@OrigamiRobot :(

Grace Note

@fredley Hm? Did someone call for support artillery?

fredley

@GraceNote Someone needs to educate @badp about ponies, and the subspecies thereof

Grace Note

Oh.

OrigamiRobot

12:58

May 4 at 17:56, by fredley

It's pony time !! Everyone is a pony now !

Apparently, everyone is a pony.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot No, only at pony time

Grace Note

I mean, I guess I could educate through superior firepower.

OrigamiRobot

I see.

fredley

Also, did I really write that?

OrigamiRobot

You write lots of things.

badp

12:59

Superior firepower is one of the major unicorn traits, also not a pony trait

fredley

Oh, I see

Context makes things make a lot more sense

OrigamiRobot

Apr 26 at 20:15, by fredley

I WANT TO BE A PONY

fredley

______\o/___PON___PONPON____PON___

PaperStare @fredley I'm sorry

OrigamiRobot

@fredley I'm sorry ಠ_ಠ

Grace Note

@badp At the end of the day, the unicorn is indeed weaponized.

OrigamiRobot

13:01

Nov 2 '12 at 15:59, by Gray Stoat

(I'm using laxatives to pass the ponies more quickly)

TZHX

The unicorns in MLP are crap.

fredley

@TZHX Having a magical horn is quite useful though

OrigamiRobot

Nov 2 '12 at 15:54, by Gray Stoat

@pixel Haha. I have the pony problem too

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

TZHX

Is that a euphemism, fredley?

badp

13:03

@YiJiang'sEvilClone without the text description it would've looked like something completely different

fredley

@TZHX Nothing I say is ever a euphamism

TZHX

That's a shame.

OrigamiRobot

May 10 '12 at 13:41, by fredley

@badp It's a minute's work to clean up the sticky residue.

fredley

textastrophe.com

@OrigamiRobot Stop using me against myself

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OrigamiRobot

Dec 24 '12 at 21:12, by fredley

@GnomeSlice Is it hard?

Ben Brocka

13:08

@GraceNote know if they're any good? Thinking of passing just because they have no CPU form and they're probably mostly just reusing the skills from Mk2 if I had to guess

OrigamiRobot

Nov 17 '12 at 0:29, by Gray Stoat

@agent86 Have you ever seen a man naked?

Grace Note

@BenBrocka Those two specifically? Uh... didn't really investigate that.

Ben Brocka

Plus they're not Cave, which is a minus

Grace Note

Yeah, but they're Iffy and Compa, which is a plus.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot All of these quotes are perfectly innocent when taken in context!

Ben Brocka

13:10

I have enough loveable dumbasses in the party though so Compa doesn't add as much

OrigamiRobot

Nov 17 '12 at 0:31, by Gray Stoat

@pixel No wonder you're so upset. She's lovely! Such a great figure. Supple pouting breasts. Firm thighs. It's a shame you don't get along.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Ben Brocka

I imagine @OrigamiRobot goes around searching chat history for things like "supple breasts" to add to his quote cache

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OrigamiRobot

@BenBrocka It was actually right after the naked man quote.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot ~~supple breasts~~ naked man

BoltClock

13:18

0

Q: Final (?) battle of Bioshock Infinite glitched?

The one where I command the songbird and have to destroy a bunch of zeppelins. None of the zeppelins still in the air fire or anything, and I can't send the songbird towards them. The only places I can send it are to the deck of the ship, which is empty. I hear enemies talking though, and found ...

Okay, I solved it. There was actually one more enemy in one of the rooms I mentioned. He wasn't visible, but hey - RPG. — Christofer Olsson 5 mins ago

So... ... ...

what now?

fbueckert

@fredley I wake up, and this is the first thing I see in the Bridge?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@BoltClock NARQ it.

fredley

@fbueckert Moral of the story: stay in bed

LessPop_MoreFizz

The combination of @OrigamiRobot and @YiJiang'sEvilClone over the last chunk of chat logs has scarred my innocent self for life. You are all monsters.

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley I was about to say: Time for plan B, turn around and sleep some more.

OrigamiRobot

13:19

@LessPop_MoreFizz What did I do?

LessPop_MoreFizz

I am going to work. You are all monsters.

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Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Final (?) battle of Bioshock Infinite glitched?

The one where I command the songbird and have to destroy a bunch of zeppelins. None of the zeppelins still in the air fire or anything, and I can't send the songbird towards them. The only places I can send it are to the deck of the ship, which is empty. I hear enemies talking though, and found ...

xbox-360 bioshock-infinite

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote finish the main story yet?

BoltClock

Somebody should teach Lazers a thing or two about reposting

Grace Note

@BenBrocka Yes, did last night.

Ben Brocka

13:23

Screw Croire

Grace Note

Heehee~

Ben Brocka

I only have the bad ending left to see. I think I have a save file before it

the "good" ending is highly unsatisfying though

Grace Note

Of course it will be.

Ben Brocka

I don't think it was quite so deliberately unsatisfying in Mk2

Grace Note

Well, in Mk2, the normal ending had a really positive stinger that changed it from disappointing to great. The true ending just avoided that and instead just had happier times overall. Plus the "What's everyone up to?"

This one, I haven't gotten the "good" ending but given what the effects of the "true" ending are, yeah, it ain't nearly going to be as nice.

badp

13:35

spoileerrrrsssss

(as if I'm ever going to play this game)

fbueckert

@GraceNote I was introducing the Bridge to Ar Tonelico last night.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@badp In about ten years, perhaps, given the rate you update your computer

badp

@YiJiang'sEvilClone It's a PS3 game anyway

Grace Note

@fbueckert Please tell me you didn't go past 2.

fbueckert

@GraceNote I mentioned the mechanics, and that it's sorta creepy.

Grace Note

13:37

@fbueckert ...as in, you mentioned the Purge System?

fbueckert

@GraceNote That's about it, yeah. Didn't go further.

kalina

I AM BORED ENTERTAIN ME

Sterno

@kalina No.

kalina

@Sterno but but but but but

Sterno

Create your own entertainment by starting a controversial discussion on meta

Grace Note

13:39

For everyone's sake here, I'm very glad you didn't.

kalina

@Sterno I don't like posting on meta, weird people hang around on meta

everything I ever post on meta is always miscomprehended

fbueckert

@GraceNote I was mostly talking about the music.

Grace Note

Oh, the music is great, and the work on Hymmnos as a whole is wonderful.

Just... no one should touch the third game. Even I get to stare awkwardly at people who do.

Sterno

@kalina start a petition to get @gnomeslice back in chat early

kalina

I tried, it was slapped down

I realised that expending effort on achieving that would be wasted due to the amount of opposition to the request

fbueckert

13:42

@GraceNote I should mention I've finished the whole series. That last one was pushing it, though.

Sterno

But @gnomeslice makes chat better. Doesn't everyone want chat to be better?

kalina

@Sterno I KNOW! I want him unbanned too, we're alone in our wish to get him unbanned

Ben Brocka

@badp Final Boss is Vert's boobs

kalina

Fine, I will post on meta, but it will get downvoted into oblivion and you know how much I hate being downvoted into oblivion

Ben Brocka

spoilers

Sterno

13:43

@LessPop_MoreFizz is right. You are all monsters.

Grace Note

@fbueckert "Pushing it" is... one way to put it.

fbueckert

...now I want to listen to the music again.

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote Now I am curious about this game

fbueckert

@BenBrocka I'd recommend not looking it up at work.

Grace Note

@BenBrocka ...*sigh*.

OrigamiRobot

13:47

What game?

Grace Note

The Purge System is a new mechanic in the third game in which you progressively strip your female party members in order to increase their power in battle. Literally, there is a line in the game "He who controls the stripping, controls the battle".

badp

@fbueckert is it a sidescroller/platformer? I might've seen something about it on the weirder parts on YouTube

Ben Brocka

@fbueckert I gathered that much

fbueckert

@badp RPG

OrigamiRobot

kalina

13:48

0

Q: Can we unban GnomeSlice from chat.SE?

It has been many months since GnomeSlice was able to post in chat. This post isn't to discuss the why or the how that lead up to him getting banned, it is a request for the other half of his ban to be lifted early. As many of you are aware, GnomeSlice was banned both from the site and from chat...

discussion chat

cc @GnomeSlice

Grace Note

@OrigamiRobot Ar Tonelico Qoga.

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote It's actually fairly negative, but in a lighthearted way

Not sure what the bad ending is going to be

fbueckert

@kalina Ah, how quickly we forget our blood pressure.

kalina

@fbueckert here come the downvotes. At least I tried

fbueckert

@kalina I'm not voting on it one way or the other.

Ben Brocka

13:50

Though given the 4th wall break by Anonydeath I wouldn't be entirely surprised if the game was just like "nope, didn't get the good ending, GG, game over"

fbueckert

I'm just pointing out that it got incredibly frustrating talking to him at the end there.

badp

@kalina if you don't know the full story, despite my having told it thrice (including while you were around), you shouldn't try and meddle with it

Grace Note

@BenBrocka I kept a save before the branch point, I'm just going to use that instead of New Game + for the two endings, myself.

kalina

@badp but not knowing the full story but still feeling self-entitled is basically what I do

badp

@kalina Your "accidental misinformation" is still there, in the bolded part

Ben Brocka

13:52

@GraceNote Same. No sense in losing my shiny quest completed checkmarks (and all the other frustrating stuff the NG+ makes you do)

badp

It's also the main reason behind your request. You might want to come up with a better one.

kalina

@badp the main reason behind my request is "unban GnomeSlice, he's been banned long enough and we miss him"

everything else is fluff to satisfy the minimum question length

badp

@kalina Of course you miss him.

kalina

that was a loving homage

Sepia Lazers

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Q: Can we unban GnomeSlice from chat.SE?

It has been many months since GnomeSlice was able to post in chat. This post isn't to discuss the why or the how that lead up to him getting banned, it is a request for the other half of his ban to be lifted early. Enough is enough now, he has been banned for literally months, while still turni...

discussion chat

Ben Brocka

13:53

@badp you could see me stream it actually! I tested streaming a bit last night. Going to upgrade my internet though (and get my ethernet adapter first too)

badp

@BenBrocka You did? I didn't get an email. Or maybe I did, but it was 3am for me.

Ben Brocka

@badp pretty sure you were asleep, was like 8 PM my time

kalina

hmm, I have a positive number of votes

eat that paranoia

Sterno

Wait a minute! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno Now are you in a hygiene montage?

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