The Bridge

Ullallulloo

17:00

@John Makes it sad. :(

Fluttershy

@John Annoys the candy merchant.

John

Oh >.>

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy That's his hat.

Ben Brocka

ughh I died on the dragon last turn after getting the unicorn horn

Fluttershy

@Ullallulloo Wha...?

fredley

17:00

►

John

" Thanks for buyin'!
Here's your water
flavor lollipop. "

Water. ._.

Fluttershy

Oh. Hm.

Ullallulloo

20 hours ago, by Powerlord

I just noticed the last lollipop I bought was "door flavored"

kalina

You have 310042 candies!
You have 20384742 lollipops!
You have 0 chocolate bars :(

fredley

I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR "SYSTEM"

Ben Brocka

17:01

Door flavored lollipops are the best lollipops

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Spam spam lovely spam

John

This chat is getting really weird really fast >.>

SaintWacko

Hm, a good way to get candies is just to run keep until the dragon, then escape

Ullallulloo

@SaintWacko Do you keep candies then?

Powerlord

22 hours ago, by Fluttershy

http://candies.aniwey.net/

fredley

17:02

@Ullallulloo Apparently so

SaintWacko

@Ullallulloo Ah... I think so

John

2 mins ago, by John

" Thanks for buyin'!
Here's your water
flavor lollipop. "

SaintWacko

I didn't actually check that

fredley

@Powerlord @John is already playing

Ullallulloo

57 mins ago, by John

Okay...now I'm eating candy...

John

17:03

Kitten flavor. wat.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@John You monster...

John

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I didn't eat it!

I...buried it. >.>

Ullallulloo

@SaintWacko nope =/

Wipqozn

Man, the dragons easy.

SaintWacko

@Ullallulloo Oh

Well, that's annoying

Wipqozn

17:05

The castle entrance is a lot more difficult.

you just need to know the strategy for the dragon.

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn Castle entrance is easy for me

Ullallulloo

@Wipqozn I can idle that at least.

Wipqozn

The entrance is just like "fuck you I hate you"

@Ullallulloo I always can't.

My golem usually can't kill the things fast enough, so that gives me problems.

Ullallulloo

@Wipqozn You don't have a unicorn horn.

Wipqozn

The damn teleporter.

@Ullallulloo I do now. Good point.

fredley

17:06

Takes one Earthquake and one Acid Rain to kill all the cows

Ben Brocka

what's the unicorn horn do/

Wipqozn

This level is pretty hellish.

John

I'm questing epicly! Woo!

Ullallulloo

@BenBrocka Regenerate health all the time.

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn Huh, you're right. That was pretty easy

Ullallulloo

17:08

Lets me idle anything but a boss or demons, and dramatically cuts down on downtime after a quest.

fredley

@BenBrocka Where do you get those?

Ben Brocka

keep

Ullallulloo

@fredley Unicorns.

Grumpy Lazers

1

Q: How do you defeat yourself or: How do I defeat myself?

I recently got a quest to fight "myself", an opponent with the exact same HP and sword as I: What are effective ways to defeat one's self? Also, I realized that if you have too much HP (by eating too much candy), this will make the quest take too long to finish. Aside from not eating to...

candy-box

1

Q: How to restore TF2 item server connectivity?

Occasionally I will get a message from TF2 about being unable to connect to the item server, and I will be stock with a pure stock loadout. What is strange is everyone else on the same server will have all of their items. How can I restore the item server connection? It must be a problem on my...

team-fortress-2

0

Q: How do I beat the final boss?

I can get to the final boss relatively consistently now, but I can't figure out how to beat him. When I reach him it says: So...

candy-box

SaintWacko

Sweet, just found an amulet in the Keep

fredley

17:09

@Ullallulloo ...

SaintWacko

Wow. Hell is... interesting

Ullallulloo

1 min ago, by Ben Brocka

keep

fredley

@Ullallulloo Ah ok

SaintWacko

There are unicorns in the keep?

Hm

Guess I'll run that again

Ben Brocka

yes. They're rare but they usually drop a horn

fredley

17:11

I fought two and got no horn :(

Ullallulloo

@BenBrocka Doesn't hurt that you have to usually kill at least three.

fredley

I turned a chest into an imp

Ullallulloo

It's annoying that potions can be used postmortem.

SaintWacko

Takes me three invuln/teleport/seed combos to kill the dragon

fredley

@Ullallulloo eh?

Ben Brocka

17:15

@Ullallulloo but useful for escape potions

Ullallulloo

@fredley I keep using invulns to try to stop me from dieing, but I die first and just waste an expensive potion.

fredley

In the code there is a sword of Life+Flames+Summoning, and also a sword of Randomness...

Ullallulloo

@fredley Not on the stats page.

fredley

@Ullallulloo Oh

SaintWacko

Yay, got a horn!

Ben Brocka

17:17

probably dead code

fredley

What's a wood pony?

SaintWacko

level 8 sword of flames...

Ben Brocka

SaintWacko

@fredley Doesn't seem to be much except an enemy that appears in the woods

fredley

Ooooh, Candy Monster!

badp

17:20

@BenBrocka damn! It looked like plastic to me

Powerlord

New ShadowGate soundtrack takes the NES version and adds chanting, among other things.

badp

That's what the monoscope must be for

Ullallulloo

stupid pounding on keyboard isn't working.

Ben Brocka

I recommend pounding until you hear the faint sound of buckling plastic

SaintWacko

Any tips for Hell?

fredley

17:22

@SaintWacko Don't teleport

badp

@BenBrocka What about the faint smell of burning plastic?

SaintWacko

@fredley Are there infinite demons?

fredley

Use invulns, one per wave, and dodge like hell

Ullallulloo

@SaintWacko yes

fredley

@SaintWacko No, once you reach the rhs you break down a wall and get the next wave

Ullallulloo

17:22

2

Q: How in the Hell do I get through Hell?

I can't get through the waves of Demons at the start of Hell. I think I've managed it once with two invulnerability potions and an exceptionally lucky formation of demons that spawned randomly. I don't think I can count on that, which means there must be some easier way to get through all of this...

candy-box

fredley

Use an Imp for the ghost waves at the end

Ullallulloo

Can I get the things below the amulet?

SaintWacko

Well, that's annoying

If I hover my mouse over the potion buttons, I can't dodge

Ullallulloo

@SaintWacko ? I could. What browser are you using?

SaintWacko

@Ullallulloo Chrome

I'm suspecting it has something to do with fighting them, now

This armor you were talking about, where does it come from?

Ullallulloo

17:30

The final boss is the wooorrrrrssssttttt.

Powerlord

btw, Scroll of Acid Rain (or was that potion?) one-shots all ghosts on the screen

Ullallulloo

Time to add a js breakpoint and bring this jerk down.

Ha, I C what the answer is now! >:D

SaintWacko

Maybe I don't have enough health

badp

"Candies, faster candies ! (1.0201913646720752e+40 klp)"

SaintWacko

How much health did everyone have when they did hell?

badp

17:34

...I might have been cheating

SaintWacko

@badp o.0

badp

I'm getting 20,000,000,000,000,000,000 candies/second though

plus change

I'm such a good customer.

SaintWacko

Ffs, the wall hurts me?

fredley

Wall Zombie

Chuck Norris is a pushover after fighting myself

Ullallulloo

WAIT WHY DIDN'T THAT WORK

fredley

17:41

@Ullallulloo lol

John

Yay for 33 lp/min!

Wipqozn

@John pffft, let us know when you hit 100 lp/sec

SaintWacko

Um... How am I supposed to defeat myself without dying the same turn?

John

@Wipqozn Hey, it's a lot, for me :3

Ronan Forman

@Wipqozn Are we sure that's the max?

John

17:43

1

Q: How do you defeat yourself or: How do I defeat myself?

I recently got a quest to fight "myself", an opponent with the exact same HP and sword as I: What are effective ways to defeat one's self? Also, I realized that if you have too much HP (by eating too much candy), this will make the quest take too long to finish. Aside from not eating to...

candy-box

SaintWacko

@RonanForman If it's not the max, the rate of increase decreases dramatically at that point

@John If only that had an answer...

People here have defeated themselves, right?

John

@SaintWacko In here are the people who know the answer :P

SaintWacko

@John Exactly. Which is why I asked here.

fredley

@Ullallulloo How do you know it didn't work?

Ullallulloo

@fredley cuz I pushed it a lot and I died.

fredley

17:46

@Ullallulloo Check inventory screen

Ullallulloo

@fredley Same as before.

fredley

@Ullallulloo You fail.

Ullallulloo

@fredley :(

SaintWacko

@fredley Have you beaten yourself?

fredley

@SaintWacko Yes

John

17:47

@Ullallulloo Hey! That's my line!

fredley

I beat myself twice

John

@fredley :(

2

SaintWacko

@fredley How?

fredley

0

A: How do you defeat yourself or: How do I defeat myself?

Pay the sorceress 1 million candies to 'surpass yourself', only then can you win.

Ronan Forman

That's odd. The castle stairs are easier than the entrance.

fredley

17:47

@RonanForman If you have an imp

Ronan Forman

@fredley Yeah.

SaintWacko

@fredley Oh, didn't realize there was a new option

@RonanForman I found the entrance very easy

never even got teleported

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Can you force a vassal to re-spawn?

The Nord king seems to have disappeared and will not return (for several months now). His vassals mostly sit around doing nothing and they always say they don't know where the king is. Is there any way to force him to respawn? A cheat or console command maybe?

mount-and-blade-warband

0

Q: how can I increase the number of potions in candy box?

I need help to get more berserk potions, but I cant seem to get the script to work in the development console. please help

candy-box java

Wipqozn

The castle entrance are a really good way to idle for candy if you have the summoning sword.

and the unicorn horn

Ullallulloo

@Wipqozn They don't give any candy.

Wipqozn

17:49

err, I meant entrance

fredley

Can you have more than one horn?

SaintWacko

@fredley Gah, I just spent all my lollipos upgrading my sword

Wipqozn

The mage keeps sending you back, and your summon has trouble killing the stuff fast enough, so you just wind up getting lots of kills.

fredley

@SaintWacko Lollipops aren't hard to come by.

> You have 3 chocolate bars \o/ (a bug ? Oo)

SaintWacko

> You have eaten 292892 candies!

fredley

17:52

> Lp planted : 145915 Production : 843 lp/sec

You can lift the cap...

SaintWacko

Ooh, found armour!

Three more item slots... wonder what they are

Ronan Forman

@fredley How? Just by planting loads?

fredley

@RonanForman No, you have to spend a few million lps in the right place...

> You picked up all candies you have thrown on the floor. (110)

\o/

Ronan Forman

So I guess I'm the only one who has all my numbers rounded. 37800 lps 47900 candies eater, 17500 lps planted.

fredley

> You met a farmer. He gave you 19194167 candies !

Welcome to the bug factory !
You now have access to the entire computer, and you can therefore create your own bugs.

OMG BEST BUG EVAR

It's pony time !! Everyone is a pony now !

> You found a new sword : the Sword of Randomness !

I got it!

Ronan Forman

17:57

@fredley gets drunk... suddenly.

SaintWacko

@fredley o.0

fredley

@RonanForman This is the actual game

You can make everything ponies!

Ronan Forman

And the all caps?

fredley

@RonanForman Just because I use all caps doesn't mean I'm drunk

badp

> You have eaten 4.691089616519552e+21 candies!

HP : 14909/978878592

I CLEARLY MUST ACQUIRE MORE GIRTH

fredley

18:00

Oh dear, I broke it

Everything is fucked

Don't click the random buttons

> You currently have: NaN lp

SaintWacko

I think I'll just do Keep runs

fredley

Now it's just a page of flashing colours

Oh dear

Ronan Forman

What the hell, I've beaten the entrance once, but I can't beat it again. Even with a cloning potion.

fredley

Ponies mode is hilarious

Even dragon is a pony

Ronan Forman

Is my inventory supposed to fill up in order?

Powerlord

18:05

@RonanForman No

Ullallulloo

@RonanForman Except for the cow king horn.

SaintWacko

@Ullallulloo where do you get that?

Ullallulloo

@SaintWacko GMOOH potions

SaintWacko

@Ullallulloo What, just using them?

Ullallulloo

@SaintWacko 25% chance.

SaintWacko

18:09

@Ullallulloo Hm, nice

Powerlord

@Ullallulloo Oh, so there is a reason to make them?

Ullallulloo

@Powerlord for that

They also work like escape potions but let you keep loot.

SaintWacko

o.0 cow king horn is awesome

Powerlord

Gah, save button isn't working now

It worked, it just acted like it wasn't.

Ullallulloo

18:27

Ohhhhh, 87, not 67. I W what they did there.

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: What happens when I click 'Don't Click'?

I used the 'Developper's Computer' to add a tab. Should I click it?

candy-box

0

Q: What items are available, and where do you get them?

There are quite a few items available in Candy Box, and I still have three inventory slots left. What all items are there, and where are they all acquired?

candy-box

Ullallulloo

wait

argh

I think I'm just getting the last letter or something.

Powerlord

I'm beginning to think I should just hit Save before going to Hell and hitting F5 if the demons come up in a bad pattern

Ullallulloo

V???

@Powerlord That's what escape potions do for 150 candies.

shoot, died.

badp

even with my massive cheating I can't do much about the final ghost swarm

Ben Brocka

18:34

ghosts can't kill you, what's the problem?

Powerlord

@Ullallulloo Yeah, the problem being that the pattern sometimes happens after I've used a health potion, meaning I've lost it and can't use potions either.

badp

@BenBrocka They can drop me from 2 million hitpoints to 400

Ullallulloo

@Powerlord ah

badp

one halving at a time

Ullallulloo

@badp put a single imp in front?

Powerlord

18:35

1 hour ago, by Powerlord

btw, Scroll of Acid Rain (or was that potion?) one-shots all ghosts on the screen

SaintWacko

@Powerlord ...That may have been what I did >.>

@Powerlord Also fireballs

@badp imp?

Oh, or do you mean to idle hell?

badp

@SaintWacko I could easily with an imp I suppose

Ben Brocka

@gracenote the tough foe in Planeptune Alley is bullllllshiiiit

Ullallulloo

I DID IT

badp

or seventy bajillion

Ullallulloo

18:37

I HAVE THE CANDY WORLD

oops, almost ate my 1 billion candies

badp

@Ullallulloo grats

\o/\o/

  \o/                      |        |   \o/
HP : 2784325378/2784326152 | VERSUS | HP : 2784325375/2784326152
Weapon : Sword of Life     |        | Weapon : Sword of Life
"You"                      |        | "You"

You found 0 candies.

Things found will be yours only if you finish the quest without dying.

...this will take a while

SaintWacko

@badp lol

badp

I am in the lead by 3 hitpoints though!

Powerlord

WTF? The devil just one-shotted me as my invuln potion wore off (I had full HP) at the same second I killed him

SaintWacko

There, beat myself

Powerlord

18:42

one-shotted as in, I had full hp

badp

I HAVE A LEVEL 1348 SWORD WHY CAN'T I DO MORE DAMAGE THAN 8

Powerlord

@badp Probably because it has sanity checks in place to prevent blatant cheating

badp

oh wait it might be because I have a level 1348 sword and thus both sides are draining massive amounts of health from each other

whooooops

Ronan Forman

Yay! Cow horn.

Powerlord

GAH, if you berserk potion in Hell, the enemy waves speed up, too

badp

18:45

Assuming 5 updates per second... this'll take a mere 2 years and a half

fredley

@badp This is the problem with this approach

I suggest more hacking

badp

quest.things[0].hp = 5 worked.

fredley

@badp \o/

@Powerlord This game does nothing to prevent blatant cheating

Ronan Forman

____\o/

fredley

\o/

Ronan Forman

18:49

I was tring to move him forward.

fredley

_________________\o/___COWCOWCOW___COW_______

Ronan Forman

Ugh, I found the unicorn room, I should have GMOODed

fredley

@RonanForman You could have cowed

Ronan Forman

@fredley ??

fredley

@RonanForman GMOOD can take you to the cow level

1 min ago, by fredley

_________________\o/___COWCOWCOW___COW_______

Ronan Forman

18:51

@fredley And?

fredley

@RonanForman Cows are nasty!

Ronan Forman

@fredley Not as bad as all the rest of the keep.

fredley

@RonanForman True

SaintWacko

@fredley What? Cows are easy

kalina

let the punishment begin

John

18:57

@Wipqozn 100 lp/sec!

Ben Brocka

@fredley wait is that how you get the cow horn?

user15026

You are all still playing?!

8

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@AshleyNunn I've moved on to do more productive things with my life

ie. play another video game

John

So, I have 65,000 lollipops now. What do?

Ben Brocka

go to the sorceress' hut

John

19:00

@AshleyNunn Kinda. I played Minecraft while I waited to get lollipops.

user15026

@yijiang haha that works. I am trying to play Luigis Mansion but there is a spider that keeps killing meeeeee

John

@BenBrocka Er...I don't think I can get to that, yet..

Ben Brocka

I leave it running while I get tons of candy and lollipops

Johann

@BenBrocka same here

SaintWacko

@BenBrocka Me too

user15026

19:01

The fact that I haven't made any progress past the first mansion is killing me. Stupid game. curses Luigi

John

Is there a way to eat candies and so increase my health without depleting my entire stash?

Ben Brocka

I hate ghosts

SaintWacko

Beat the developper's garden

John

Oooh

What. I just ate 3000 candies, I have the lollipopped diamond sword, and I still can't beat the underwater cave.

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: What's the absolute earliest I can get the Embroidered Tippet in Final Fantasy XII?

Assuming I've just defeated Tiamat in the Henne Mines (and therefore just received Lente's Tear in Eryut Village), how much more must I continue the story before I can possibly obtain Embroidered Tippets? In other words, from this point what are the minimum steps I must take before I can get the...

final-fantasy-12

John

19:04

I noticed a map and some boots on failed runs of Mount Goblin, so I guess I'll go back and try to get them..

Ben Brocka

does leveling a sword boost damage or just the special effect?

John

Wewt, boots and a map.

Ben Brocka

random scrolls are annoying. I have 30+ of everything except teleport and fireball because I only use those

Wipqozn

@John You go girl! fingersnap

John

>.>

Wipqozn

19:10

@AshleyNunn First mansion boss>?

Ullallulloo

@John I used a berserk potion.

Wait, you don't have chocolate?

John

@Ullallulloo Nope

I'm visiting the frog now...

Ullallulloo

@John :O

The frog's the best!

Ronan Forman

Awww.. Using the GMOOD doesn't keep you items.

Ullallulloo

> You have 12 chocolate bars \o/

Ben Brocka

19:16

@John a well timed health pot should do it

which sword do you have?

SaintWacko

@RonanForman GMOOH?

@Ullallulloo o.0

Ronan Forman

@SaintWacko Yeah, that.

Ben Brocka

What exactly does the GMOOH do?

SaintWacko

@RonanForman I suppose you could call it Get Me Out Of Dere

@BenBrocka Teleports you to another place. Most of them are empty and are just a free escape, but one of them isn't...

Ben Brocka

The cow one? Is it random where I do?

SaintWacko

19:20

@BenBrocka Yes

Ben Brocka

yesss cow horn

wish I found this before I left the game running all night

SaintWacko

@BenBrocka Yeah, no kidding

I would have had 18m lp instead of 6m :(

Ben Brocka

now I just need the unicorn horn and I'll try hell again

SaintWacko

Hell was annoying

kalina

bleugh

how are you meant to drink tequila

3

it tastes like shit

SaintWacko

19:27

@kalina Oh, finally someone else who feels this way

Johann

tequila is meant to taste bad. No, seriously

SaintWacko

I don't even like much of it in my margaritas

Fluttershy

@kalina ARE YOU DRUNK

I AM DRUNK

Ben Brocka

Learn to mixed drink

kalina

NO IA M GETTING THERE THOUGH

a lot faster than I should

SaintWacko

19:28

@kalina How's XCOM going?

Fluttershy

@kalina brohoof /)*(\

kalina

while waiting for xcom to install we watched batman dark knight rising

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

CAN I PRETEND TO BE DRUNK TOO?

kalina

and had a shot every time it said "I'm batman"

Johann

within five minutes...

SaintWacko

19:29

Oh, wtf, how I am I supposed to beat the developer?

kalina

xcom is starting now, we're all sat on the first mission screen

SaintWacko

@kalina I wish I could watch this

Also, what two items am I missing?

Ullallulloo

@SaintWacko They're not items, just congratz if you beat game.

Ben Brocka

is the inventory ever bigger than 4x4?

SaintWacko

@Ullallulloo Ah. Have you beaten the dev?

Ullallulloo

19:34

@SaintWacko yes

John

@BenBrocka Candied diamond

@Ullallulloo Need hint...what goes beyond the universe? :|

Ben Brocka

read his first sentence again

Ullallulloo

@John read the first half better and be a smart aleck

John

Bahaha

I have a chocolate bar!

What do I do with it? :3

badp

@YiJiang'sEvilClone On the internet nobody knows you're sober

John

19:40

Wait, how'd I get a chocolate bar?

Powerlord

@John The frog gave it to you

John

@Powerlord Oh, awesome.

Aw snap. I have to fight the whale, too. >.>

user15026

@wipqozn yeah. Can't do it. Feel stupid. I mean it is a giant spider why do I have so much trouble killing it

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: no sound while running Chasm: The Rift on DOSBox

I recently retrieved my copy of Chasm: The Rift from my really old Windows 95 laptop, and I'm trying to run it on Windows XP via DOSBox. However, there is no sound, even though the game is supposed to be fully supported. The sound works perfectly when I run it on Windows XP as is, but the game c...

audio-hardware windows-xp dosbox dos

0

Q: Sleeping Dogs GOTY: Why do I get all the levels in the beginning?

In Sleeping Dogs GOTY I get all the DLCs unlocked after an hour of play, and then I get like 8 level-ups, 200000$ (and also cars, outfits etc...). So, I learned almost every skill there is in the beginning. Killed for me all the motivation in playing it... (It's like: okay here is a strategy game...

sleeping-dogs

0

Q: What is the best counter to a Cynabal?

The cynabal is notoriously known for being a frigate killer. I personally favor Interceptors (Ares) and Assault Frigates (Ishkur) for PvP, so once a Cynabal shows up, I am dead. The chance for that ship to show up in low- or nullsec is quite high, therefore I always end up losing my ship very e...

eve-online

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn It's not actually that difficult once you know... The Trick.

user15026

19:44

@powerlord therein lies my problem then. :p

Powerlord

Hmm, in the new Shadowgate soundtrack, the only caves theme I see is listed as "early demo"

The Caves theme AKA the lake theme is one of the better themes from the original Shadowgate.

Ben Brocka

beat hell!

SaintWacko

@Ullallulloo How?

@BenBrocka Yay!

kalina

fuck

I've kjust consumed 5 shots in 3 minutes

I quit this game

Ullallulloo

@SaintWacko I set a breakpoint and read the random letter out of memory.

Powerlord

19:59

@kalina Me too!

badp

@SaintWacko keyboard mashing works too

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