The Bridge

Blem

08:00

@spyder excellent waking up music

I want to post this again

kickstarter.com/projects/1869987317/wish-i-was-here-1

spyder

kickstarter.com/projects/larianstudios/…

Blem

@spyder I like the stretch goals for that, wonder what they will add once they reach 1m

spyder

@Blem and I bought this one:

kalina

work time!

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Something tells me that viewing this in the browser will not result it being displayed properly

Blem

08:16

could be ^^

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

This explains a lot

Blem

are you going to raffles institution?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Have already went. That's why this is the alumni mailing list

spyder

08:29

> Microsoft has requested that the skype.png be removed from this package. Investigating it, it seems that we even didn't use that icon on the system. The launcher icon was already presenting the skype icon in the microsoft deb package. So we didn't use that one.

ZOMG

Blem

0

Q: Can we get oneboxing for Kickstarter in chat?

I am seeing more and more links to kickstarter projects in chat, at least on The Bridge, and I saw that Kickstarter videos gets embeded when linked on Facebook. I was wondering if we could get some oneboxing for kickstater pages in the chat showing some of the information about the kickstarter a...

kalina

more oneboxing?

I'd prefer soundcloud tbh

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I don't think KickStarter has a developer API

@kalina The script already has it I think

I'm not sure if I merged it into the repo, but I definitely did add SoundCloud OB into the script locally

fredley

@kalina TVTROPES

kalina

@fredley no

hey can we edit ban this guy

gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/35221

he keeps submitting edits that consist of bolding individual words

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

08:38

@kalina If you reject enough of his edits he should get a time out

kalina

unfortunately some people accept them

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Out of 20 recent revisions (some to his own posts) I count maybe 2 that should've been rejected as too minor

Blem

@kalina It depends on how I feel when I see them, that one i just skipped

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone + the 8 that were actually rejected

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina I don't think I count 8 rejections

I see 3, maybe?

kalina

08:42

@YiJiang'sEvilClone maybe you should be more observant then

it's right there in the stats

Efc Seany had 16 edit suggestions approved, and 8 edit suggestions rejected

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

That's odd. His activities shows 22, not 24 suggestions

kalina

stackexchange is odd

eh

there is a discussion in the office at the moment

about dr teeth and the electric mayhem

(cc: @LessPop_MoreFizz)

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

gaming.stackexchange.com/posts/114900/revisions

I'm not sure what to say, but someone really wants their question to be "closed"

> The new 9-week BMT programme will be conducted for PES C recruits. This programme will include light physical training and vocational training to prepare them for combat service support vocations, such as service medic, and those related to logistics and administration.

Apparently it takes 9 weeks to train someone like me for a desk job

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone he is probably trying to troll

we can just get a mod to lock it if he carries on

@YiJiang'sEvilClone NINE WHOLE WEEKS

Blem

whats your job description @YiJiang'sEvilClone

kalina

08:56

@Blem teaboy

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Blem Vocation posting only happens after BMT

Blem

how long is your total enlistment time? or dose that depend on what vocation posting you get?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Slightly less than 2 years

Blem

is it mandatory or voluntary?

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Mandatory for male

Blem

09:02

same as in Denmark, though a majority who do not want to go get to skip it due to quotas being meet by volunteers, and it is not as long depending on where you sign up for

I didn't go when i went to the draft board

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Can I meet the Grox or get to the center of the galaxy without antagonizing anybody?

The Grox are remarkably unpleasant, and will hound you on your way to the galactic core and back, and then possibly go into a nearly-infinite war with you, being extremely hard to eradicate at 2400 planets. I would like to meet them. I also would like to not have to drop whatever I'm doing to def...

spore

0

Q: Block won't Break so I can't Build anything

Every time i go to break a block it sends me to the in game menu how do I stop this from happening?

minecraft

0

Q: What triggers an AI empire?

AI empires are created around you as you go, but exactly what actions will cause an empire to be created and go active? Right now I'm forced to either ally or wipe out (take that, you stranger-distrusting bigots) any empire that I meet on my travels, to avoid having to hunt them down later and di...

spore

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

09:31

Counter Strike is a PC only game, right?

Blem

half life mod so anything half life will run on i guess

Counter-Strike

Counter-Strike is a tactical first-person shooter video game developed by Valve Corporation which originated from a Half-Life modification by Minh "Gooseman" Le and Jess "Cliffe" Cliffe. By the fourth beta version, Valve Software, the developer who created Half-Life, began assisting in the development of Counter-Strike. In 2000, Valve bought the rights to Counter-Strike, and would publish the title for Microsoft Windows that year, and later in 2003 for the Xbox. Mac OS X and Linux ports were available in January 2013. The game has been expanded into a series since its original release,...

kalina

<ME> 10:25
would you be able to put in motion something along the following lines for me?
- work related thing
- work related thing
- work related thing
- cake

<Cloud dude> 10:26
We dont do cake

<ME> 10:26
YOU DON'T DO CAKE?

<Cloud dude> 10:26
No ~cake

Blem

Platform(s) Microsoft Windows, Xbox, Mac OS X, Linux

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Blem Okay, that's news to me

@kalina And then you set fire to him

Blem

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I didn't know either

kalina

09:34

<ME> 10:33
*mumblemumble*byfirebepurged*mumble*

<Cloud dude> 10:34
????

he gets paid more than me, I don't want to upset him too much

once our installation process gets refined enough to be automated, I will be applying to his department for a job

Blem

We get cake on fridays, but tomorrow is a holliday, dont think they moved it to today :(

tuesday is Smørgebrød and Sandwich day, wednesday is candy day, thursday is thai/indian food day, friday is breakfast, cake and beer day.. Monday just sucks

@YiJiang'sEvilClone CS:Source and CS:CZ was only for win/mac/linux, CS:GO is also for xbox livearcade

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Blem CS:GO is on Xbox Live Arcade? Wow

kalina

what ze fsck

-3

A: How do you defeat Sigdis Gauldurson?

Press ~, then type tgm and you're done.

GOOD ANSWER

ENABLE GODMODE, THEN YOU CAN KILL THE BOSS!

Blem

@YiJiang'sEvilClone It is also on PSN where you can use PlayStation Move as a controller for it :D

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Blem Yeah... right

Blem

09:45

Dust 514 got plans for using the Playstation Move controller also

kalina

Cast delete votes! Cast delete votes on all of the things!

M'vy

Hy hey hey, stop there. You can set everything on fire and cast delete vote too

kalina

@Blem Dust 514 sounded like a good idea, but then it was console only and it became the worst idea ever

Blem

@kalina now i see you as Opera saying "you get a delete vote, and you get a delete vote, and you get a delete vote!"

kalina

DELETE EVERYTHING

time to upset SU by flagging all the things

it's their fault for annoying me

telling me not to use flags when flags are appropriate

no wonder there is so much shit on that site

Blem

09:47

@kalina I installed it, created an account, went to one of the customisations screen and got a pop up saying daily maintenance was starting in 10min, haven't tried it since

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: cross-hair problem when viewing as a third person counter strike 1.6

i have done this solution How can I see my player movements in Counter Strike? i use cheats so that i can see my player playing now the problem is that my crosshair is showing at the back of the player not in front of the gun or player..

counter-strike-go counter-strike counter-strike-source

0

Q: d3dcompiler.dll missing error with Need for Speed: Most Wanted 2012 on Windows 8

I installed Need for Speed: Most Wanted on my laptop but when I launch it it gives me a d3dcompiler.dll is missing error. How can I fix this? The game has been reinstalled but still gives me the error!

windows-8 nfs-most-wanted-2012

kalina

@Blem yay daily maintenance

spyder

@kalina you is female version of Gregor Eisenhorn, I think)

PURGE THE HERETIC!

kalina

I guess now I have to google who Gregor Eisenhorn is

warhammer, that explains a lot

spyder

@kalina BANhammer, in your case :D

kalina

09:51

I am not a moderator, I can't ban anything

spyder

@kalina what a shame. No more slaps

Blem

It is a good day because it is a pay day!

good afternoon @badp

badp

'Noon

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

It's a really slow day, and the room population actually dipped below two rows of 9 gravatar for a period of time

badp

Pixel drove everybody else away

It is the only plausible explanation

sage nod

fredley

10:07

@badp @pixel is a purging fire

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I don't think I "get" Legend of Grimrock. The real time aspect I understand is to differentiate from more traditional turn based dungeon crawlers, but why the first person perspective?

kalina

@badp I drove nobody away

@badp I owe you an apology for all of the random play-hate I have shown you over the last year

at least you don't resist doing your moderator duties unlike some other mods (not on arqade)

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

> Thank you for contacting Dell Online Technical Support. We do have the bracket as spare part with P/N# DN8MY. If you interesting you can enquire with our sale.

/headesks

tombull89

So Lost Planet 3 has been announced (yes, it was two weeks ago, but w/e). I quite liked the first one but the second one, with co-op had a "bastard checkpoint from hell" - quote stolen from PC Gamer.

spyder

10:37

kalina

I wonder if there is any recourse if a moderator of a SE site rejects valid flags

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Meta.

fredley

@kalina Become a mod yourself

kalina

oh sure, meta, so that the entire group of lazy moderators that don't want to action their flag queue after telling me to use it can argue with me in public

badp

have you tried maybe a softer approach through chat?

kalina

10:41

I tried chat, they moved the goal posts three times

and then told me that tag wiki edits flood the front page

badp

raises eyebrow

kalina

SU's mods demonstrate a lack of knowledge of how stackexchange works

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Transcript link?

kalina

eh, the 'dont flood front page' thing is somewhere in root access from a few days ago

it got starred

badp

I'm looking at the mod list for SU and I'm having trouble finding somebody who I could claim has no clue of how SE works

kalina

10:43

of course the mods from various SE sites will stick together

Mad Scientist

@kalina There is some considerable room for interpretation in the gray areas on when to decline flags and when not. A few declined flags also don't really matter that much. But if you disagree with the action a mod has taken, or didn't take, you can make a meta post. But I would focus more on what you want the mods to do, than on the declined flag

kalina

@MadScientist as a user with no rep on SU, I decided to help them out with their tag clean up for fun

as part of the clean up process, I began editing questions, which I'm both fairly confident and competent in doing

this included closed questions, which I was later asked to flag for deletion instead of editing

so I started flagging them

then I got told not to flag them, but create a list and submit it for deletion

which is more awkward

then I got told to tell the mods which tag I was working on so they could vet it for closed questions and delete them

which I can't do, due to my random nature

so my counter argument is

they HAVE a list of tags I'm working on, because they created the list

and if they were going to go through them and delete closed questions, they would have done it already

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina He said tag edits, not tag wiki edits

ie. He wants you to slow down with the retagging

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I had 2 edits on teh front page at the time, he made teh comment based on something somebody said just before it regarding the number of edits I submitted

read the context

my use of flag for mod is valid, because the action required as per their guidelines on how to deal with is to delete the questions in... question

which I cannot do

I think the somebody else was Journeyman Geek

from this, I establish they'd rather I didn't help

Mad Scientist

I suspect that the problem is the volume of flags/edits. In general you're right that flagging a post that should be deleted is an appropriate use of flags

kalina

10:48

shrug

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina He posted a screenshot showing three out of ten in the small part of the front page he captured

kalina

@MadScientist that was their first argument, which I took on board

so then I submitted 2-3 at a time, and waited for them to be cleared

fredley

Moral of the story: Never go to Super User

kalina

@fredley I learned my lesson!

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I only submitted 3-4 question edits at a time, and waited for those to be cleared too

in fact, if you look back to the first mention of "kalina" in root access, you will find somebody commenting on how I'm timing my edits

fredley

@kalina Look Simba, everything the light touches is ~~our kingdom~~ Arqade. But what is that dark place, full of shadows? That is Super User, Simba. You must never go there.

2

kalina

10:51

I find it ironic, because their meta post for the tag cleanup complains that there aren't enough people helping

With a moderation team that bitches about EVERYTHING I am not surprised why.

if they don't want my editing skills, that's their loss

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@MadScientist Yeah, the thing with the suggested edit queue is that sometimes if you make a bunch of edit and someone approves them all at once it looks like you made half a dozen edits in less than 5 minutes

Which is funny, because it makes you look like a superhuman editor

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I am a superhuman editor

Blem

@kalina dose that not require you to be human in the first place?!? ;) Runs and hide from the flames

kalina

if you put a mod on ignore, do you stop seeing their text or can they bypass that too?

@Blem I will let you live, but only because I'm eating

Blem

today was indian food erdetthai.dk

Mad Scientist

10:58

@kalina Try it

kalina

@MadScientist you are my victim, one moment

hmmm, well your messages disappeared

I will assume that means it works

Mad Scientist

test

tombull89

I thought flooding the front page was a universally agreed thing, for all sites?

Blem

9 secs ago, by Mad Scientist

test

Mad Scientist

@kalina test

kalina

10:59

I imagine you can superping through an ignore though

@MadScientist it looks like ignoring hides normal messages

Mad Scientist

@kalina Super test

Blem

6 secs ago, by Mad Scientist

@kalina Super test

fredley

25 secs ago, by Blem

6 secs ago, by Mad Scientist

@kalina Super test

test

kalina

@tombull89 I don't care too much about flooding the front page, regardless, on SU, it's not me flooding anything, it's their reviewers doing it

I'm bored of the subject now anyway

they can do their own cleanup

one good thing has come out of all of this though

I now think @badp is a better mod than I did when I woke up this morning

and he didn't even do anything!

tombull89

Ah, you're editing but it's the reviewers approving the edits all in one go. I do try to space my accepts out.

badp

11:02

@kalina That's kind of the point, isn't it? Flood the homepage you wanted and flood the homepage you did, several times

kalina

@badp on Arqade yes

I loved flooding Arqade's front page

2

it made everybody go batshit crazy

during which time, I looked like the pinnacle of sanity

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina You? Sane? Not even once...

5

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I could flood the front page so you can see it for yourself

Mad Scientist

The you probably wouldn't like this feature request of mine

kalina

I have no road blocks on this site, if I click edit, stuff gets edited, 50 edits would take me minutes.

@MadScientist I don't see what all of the drama is about to be fair, I don't even use the 'front page' view - ever

tombull89

11:05

The rest of the site's users do...

kalina

well that's their problem

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

2

A: How does Plants vs. Zombies differ from platform to platform?

serg555 already pointed out Coop/VS mode, but this comic is amusing and quite on topic! From Ctrl-Alt-Delete sillies (mini comics)

Ewww, joke answer

tombull89

uhh. okay!

kalina

@MadScientist I would support this actually

If there was an automated system stopping me from "flooding", then I would be able to turn around to others and say "You're wrong, I haven't been blocked, stop trying to create drama you confused individual"

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I like the answer suggestion better. There has to be a better way to burn tags.

kalina

11:08

@MadScientist proof of how much I support it, is included in the upvote I just gave you freely without being prompted

@YiJiang'sEvilClone "UNLEASH THE WILD KALINA" all tags are burned

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@kalina Do you give upvotes when prompted then? Will you kindly upvote all my answers?

kalina

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I'm sure you already recently asked for upvotes for something, and I gave them freely

unfortunately, you've already used up your one request for this year

Gaming Topics From Outside

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Q: HTML5 Game jump() function not working properly

i'm new with canvas. m a student. currently developing a Runner Game in canvas. i have the function jump(), that called when mousedown() event occuers, function jump(){ img= new Image(); //is_jump=1; h.clearRect(20,430,170,250); img.onload= function(){ //h.drawImage(img,mx,my,190,280,120,41...

javascript html5 animation html5-canvas gaming

spyder

tombull89

Front flip in a fire engine in the JC2Multiplayer beta:

►

excellent thumbnail

Blem

11:20

@tombull89 that is a pretty solid build fire truck

tombull89

@Blem I'd driven it 14km across the map when that happened...I'm so glad it recovered and ended up upright.

spyder

@tombull89 more ~~skulls~~ madness for the ~~skull~~ madness throne

Blem

spugsley

GUYS

I'm up already

it is early

Blem

morning @spugsley

Well i can understand why, I am expecting a work email with in 1½h saying what bar we will be getting pissed at on the company tab today

spyder

11:26

@spugsley /)

spugsley

@spyder what does this mean? O-o

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Blem What's the holiday tomorrow?

badp

@spugsley go back to sleep

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@spugsley He's trying to brohoof you

spugsley

@badp WHAT!? NO

@YiJiang'sEvilClone :o

spyder

11:27

@YiJiang'sEvilClone and I failed :(

badp

@spugsley GO BACK TO SLEEP

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@badp Use the magical F-word

badp

@spugsley GO FLUENTLY BACK TO SLEEP

spugsley

@YiJiang'sEvilClone that won't work unless he is Morgan Freeman

Blem

Store Bededag

Store Bededag in Denmark Store Bededag, translated literally as Great Prayer Day or more loosely as General Prayer Day, "All Prayers" Day, Great Day of Prayers or Common Prayer Day, is a Danish holiday celebrated on the 4th Friday after Easter. It is also celebrated in the Faroe Islands, where it is called Dýri biðidagur. It is a collection of minor Christian holy days consolidated into one day. The day was introduced in the Church of Denmark in 1686 by King Christian V as a consolidation of several minor (or local) Roman Catholic holidays which the Church observed that had survived th...

badp

11:28

@spugsley You can always read my message in his voice

spugsley

@badp psssh as if I'm not already doing that

badp

@spugsley good, so you're already fluently going back to sleep. See you later

spugsley

@badp why do you want to get rid of me?!?!?

;.;

badp

because it's shitty o' clock for you!

You'll be sleepy tonight!

spugsley

well, that is true

hrmrmrmrmrmrmmmmmmmrmmmmm are there any pros to being up this early?

WAIT, this is one

@IanPugsley was still really sleepy when I got up and he said, "I didn't know what lands you had."

3

because he's been playing too much MTG

Blem

11:31

@spugsley Too much MTG O_o

spugsley

@Blem yup and then he went right back to sleep

Blem

didn't think that existed, thought it was a myth like too much bacon

spugsley

@Blem no mana flooded is a thing

badp

@spugsley so mumble something about lens focal distances and collapse on your bed, that should work

spugsley

@badp when I was high on benedryl a couple of nights ago I was trying to dodge someone's face in photoshop....but he was on television

badp

11:32

@spugsley Screencap it

kalina

@spugsley no, there are no benefits

spugsley

I know it's butt o clock but I'm not sleepy :(

kalina

same, was up at 7

spugsley

and my cat is really happy I'm up :(

Blem

hmmm maybe it wasn't a picture of @kalina I found, but a picture of @spugsley
http://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/35?m=9140259#9140259

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

11:34

-3

A: What do I do about a caravan that is being attacked?

It’s very trouble-free to find out any topic on web as compared to books, as I found this post at this website. Caravan for hire

badp

I was woken up at 7 today

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Caravan spam, haha

kalina

@spugsley set fire to it

badp

I promptly went back to sleep and woke up at a glorious 11½

Not looking back

spugsley

@badp that does sound nice...

kalina

11:34

@badp jelly

spugsley

but think of all the stuff I can get done if I stay up

kalina

@spugsley you won't enjoy it as much as sleep

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley No, he only wants food.

spugsley

@kalina but I could be blasphemous and actually go to bed early tonight

@OrigamiRobot HE HAS FOOD

he is purring so loud, he loves me

OrigamiRobot

HE WANTS MORE

@spugsley He loves the food he thinks you're goign to give him.

spugsley

11:37

:(

spyder

5

spugsley

@spyder bawwww he loves it :3

ughhhhh why is there nothing to do on the internet this early?!

kalina

@spugsley I did that lastnight

bed at 9pm felt weird

@spyder cuteness overload

Wipqozn

@spyder d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Cats are the best.

spugsley

@Wipqozn do you think she's singing him a song?

Wipqozn

11:46

@spugsley Probably not.

spugsley

@Wipqozn well then you would be mistaken

OKAY FINE I'm going back to bed

4

spyder

@kalina cuteness overload:

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@spugsley PEER PRESSURE

fredley

@spyder That's hovering around 0 cutes

spyder

@fredley may be megacutes? From 1*10^(-20) to 1*10^(+3) megacutes :) Hovering around 1 megacute

kalina

11:59

@fredley the original meter looks like a DB meter of some kind, so 0 = 100%

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