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@kalina Contains no ponies: Better gif
To create a tunnel into the network from home, I have to have a physical key and a random number authenticator
Security here is srs bsns
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Q: The Great British Arqade Meetup

fredleyThe other post was getting a bit long and convoluted so let's have another stab at this. This is for the London meetup. You don't actually have to be British, but it helps. Some people have suggested early August as a good timeframe, so lets see how that works for people. Fill out your availabi...

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15:00
@Blem ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh
@fredley it is a stick figure representation of my favourite passtime: spinning around in my chair doing nothing
@tombull89 ´\î/` The mantis approves.
@FEichinger unfortunately, that's the only "rainbow fart .gif" I have...
15:02
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Not a rainbow, just pink.
Courtousy of a coworker
@Blem Thanks for updating that with a picture of your face
:)
I tab away and now you're arguing over fart colors
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> You have fully used your vote allowance for today
:(
15:05
@kalina Me too!
@fredley awww poor you
I'm probably not even half way through my allowance
TOO MANY GIFS FOR RDP
yay gifs over rdp
press "esc" to pause gifs.
press 'alt+f4' to escape gifs
15:11
Too many gifs in a firefox tab make it eat ram like a fat kid eats butter
@kalina well...that too.
pff firefox
@kalina Press power button to escape gifs
It's the only safe way
@tombull89 In other words... MOAR GIFS
Hey, I work in a school. It's that, or IE9.
@fredley that's a bit too far, why do you always take it too far?
@tombull89 google chrome or banned from internet
15:12
@kalina I say not far enough. Pull trigger to escape gifs.
How to escape gifs: Take a nap.
@kalina D:
@OrigamiRobot They're in my dreams :(
@kalina Hush.
I am currently listening to managers argue about inputting data into microsoft crm
15:12
@fredley Call the dream police.
in the process of demonstrating their fantastic new combo box that they spent a month adding
they've managed to fail at everything
@OrigamiRobot The sexier division of the thought police
@OrigamiRobot you called?
@fredley The dream police, they come to me in my bed.
@OrigamiRobot 01189998819991197253
15:14
@fredley 011phonenumber?
@kalina Possibly the best jingle ever, given that I can still remember that number
@fredley oh right, IT crowd
Is @kalina banned or did she get starred?
I wish I was still owner so I could see :(
15:18
@OrigamiRobot What?
wait what that wasn't flagged was it?
Damn, Bridge. You Scary.
I don't know, I just see it was deleted.
@OrigamiRobot You could always check her chat.SE profile for a ban notice, you know?
@FEichinger Can we all be room owners again?
@FEichinger Too lazy
15:19
@fredley I assume I have to answer "No."
@tombull89 it's a sad story that people assume this to be the case
@FEichinger Ok just me then
OK, just starred.
@fredley I guess that's still "No."
@FEichinger No, or "No"?
15:20
<-- has no idea why we removed a bunch of owners again
@FEichinger I am a robot, you can trust me.
You'll have to ask someone who knows.
@FEichinger It was LPMF
@FEichinger somebody said that starring wasn't fun now that so many people can remove stars, so @LessPop_MoreFizz removed all of the people he suspected would be removing stars
Well, then that's a no from me as well.
15:21
@kalina That would be me, sorry
@kalina Not me!
I removed myself to be cool.
@YiJiang'sEvilClone yeah I thought it was
@Blem Excellent onebox
15:22
Anyway, the point of distributing room owner permission around is in case of emergency, someone can lock the room down
@fredley It is needed to stop piracy!
@Blem That video does make a valid point, I wouldn't shit in a policeman's helmet
The obvious conclusion is that I shouldn't download things
donottouch.org (nsfw at the end)
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So give ownership to me
"emergancy" lol wut
@djsmiley2k yes, emergency
ERMERGERNCER
15:25
hmmmmm
some people have weird defecation of what an emergency involves.
@FEichinger <insert onomatopoeic representation of alarm>
@fredley okay that got weird when it came out the computer
@tombull89 Yes, so I just realised. Can a mod mark it NSFW please?
cc: @BenBrocka
it's all @OrigamiRob's fault
15:29
@kalina ಠ_ಠ
@kalina I have room owners stashed all over this chatroom just in case of room owner emergency
wait. i AM the emergancy :/
@djsmiley2k HELLO, THIS IS EMERGENCY
WARP WARP WARP WAAARRRRP
@YiJiang'sEvilClone ERMERGERNCER
15:42
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Q: How can I change the controls in Don't Starve?

ToasttubbyHow do I change the controls/key bindings on Don't Starve? I can't play using the WASD keys.

My uptime penis was cut short because of Patch Tuesday. And now I feel sad :(
@YiJiang'sEvilClone oh, maybe that's why I can't RDP home
one of these days I will actually change that setting
lololol
you foooools!
@djsmiley2k We have fallen into your cunning trap?
15:46
yes, using windows.... mah trap... errr... :/
I need noise cancelling synaptic pathways
I actually do have angel wings
I keep them hidden though because of all of the non-believers
Flight is amazing, and stories like these is the reason why
15:51
@kalina That sounds like a band name
@kalina I did actually see the golden plates, I just hid them because of all the non-believers
@SaintWacko "Noise Cancelling Synaptic Pathways"? No, that sounds like a password.
@FEichinger dot tumblr dot com
@YiJiang'sEvilClone MERRY CHRISTMAS (now you must throw all your clothes away)
15:55
iTunes doesn't sell any DRM'd music anymore, right?
iTunes is the DRM, no?
Or did they finally stop that crap?
noooo... energy levels are flat lining
pretty soon... I...
just...
.oO( zzzzz )
@FEichinger I think they finally were forced to stop it
That's a pretty solid description of FTL.
@BenBrocka No, once you get up the ladder, there is a second ladder. Then someone punches you.
Also: The ladder floats freely. along the edge of a volcano.
"It's Souls, but shorter."
I hate it when FTL shoots me in the dick
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16:24
Explore expansive procedurally-generated Metroid-like dungeons in six diverse areas.
@anamanaguchi Absolutely. Who could say no to multi-colored chip tune meows? <3
Stop trying to take all my money, Kickstarter.
Apparently Meow Mix knows Anamanaguchi
Anyone here get the Starforge preorders?
@Sterno I read it as "Explode ..." at first. Which might be also rather awesome. Yay explosions!
16:26
@Sterno This might be the first Kickstarter I actually fund.
As a bonus, it's got a demo (which I can't actually check out while at work)
thank god its hometime
I don't think I would have lasted much longer
@Sterno ...damnit, that looks awesome
Of course, this is a pretty loaded statement: Chasm was heavily influenced by games like Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid and Diablo. If these games are your style, then this is the game you have been waiting for!
It's basically "If you like games that are pretty much universally known to be awesome, then you'll like our game!"
@Sterno Wee bit loaded
Wait, Diablo?
16:31
Diablo and Metroid? ... And Castlevania and Zelda?
Uhm ...
What?
@FEichinger Yeah...
Aside from Zelda it all makes sense from their pitch; clearly Metroidvania, apparently with randomly generated stuff like nethack/diablo/whatever
@FEichinger They were technically all about exploration, upgrading equipment to find better equipment, etc.
Zelda seems shoehorned as another "explore things" example
They could also mean "story-driven". Let's face it, Metroidvania games aren't exactly known for their stories. <_<
16:32
@Fluttershy Like just about every game ever.
Procedurally generated metroidvania is all you really need to say
@FEichinger I know. I like unlocking gear and exploring the field in Madden '13!
@Fluttershy "just about", you, you ... you person!
@Fluttershy That's not a game, though
@SaintWacko Tell that to EA. =P
16:34
It's a money sink
I find the game world in Madden 13 to be sorely lacking compared to the earlier Madden 11's surprisingly deep variety of enviornments
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Yeah, the FTB launcher can't connect to any of its sites when I'm at work :(
user image
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Apple pie baked in an apple.
interesting...
my PC didn't reboot and is still connected to the internet
I suspect they've finally blocked me from work
@kalina Port forwarding FTW
16:49
@OrigamiRobot eh, no that won't be it
I don't know how they block things where you work.
neither do I without further investigation, I will just tunnel
At my old job, they just blocked traffic over the normal RDP port (3389?)
yeah they can't do that with me, most of my job is based around connecting to other sites
So I just forwarded 443 to 3389
16:51
So @OrigamiRobot's Neptr now, this'll take getting used to.
@RonanForman I've been NEPTR before
@OrigamiRobot When?
I like him for maximum @badp confusion
That's the best reason.
16:55
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Q: In samurai vs zombies 2, what's the diff between attack and recover?

Shashank SawantIn the multiplayer mode you can attack to get a collection. Once you have a piece of a collection another player can attack yours to steal that piece. If you fail to defend it in time (I think within four hours) you have to recover it - which means you have to spend just as many souls as for the ...

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Is that Cave Story? O_o
OMG firefox still has the Blink tag (for now: bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=857820#c57)
@Fluttershy yeah, that's Curly Brace
Horsey Brace
@Fluttershy Indeed. Someone modded this
I kinda want that mod. =3
@BenBrocka Yup, and text-decoration: blink works too
16:58
@YiJiang'sEvilClone It's a rail mod?
Oh wow I wrapped the <body> of my dev site in <blink> and it works
Mortals were not meant to wield such power
It even affects form inputs
@BenBrocka lolwut?
@FEichinger everything is blinking and it is glorious
@BenBrocka This is why we need to keep Gecko and stop Webkit from taking over the world!
Oh no, I misread that. There isn't a mod for this yet, but the sprite (or at least the walk cycle) is ready
@BenBrocka * { text-decoration: blink} /* Oh god the blinkenlights */
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I just put blink tags outside the body tags
semantic markup my ass
17:05
Hm. Great.
@BenBrocka That blinks everything. This blinks only the text, which I feel is more... festive, shall I say
Now I'm trying to reason what could actually be nicely marketed as "Zelda meets Metroidvania" in a sensible way that isn't still 90% Metroidvania.
I suppose if the items were more oriented at environmental manipulation and thus puzzle solving, rather than direct accessibility openings?
Anyone here have any earbuds for TF2?
17:24
@LessPop_MoreFizz probably have seen this, but here's #4 with pharrell - youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6QVtHogFrI0
damnit. Habit but now I am going to be checking this chat all day too! :(
@Retrosaur No, no one does.
@LessPop_MoreFizz, also 15 secs of another track if you haven't caught it yet - youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n1CLNdg0H2c
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Q: Why don't doors stack?

Russell WhitchurchI can understand the logic behind tools/armor not stacking in my inventory, due to each having their own wear & tear. However, I cannot understand why doors cannot stack. Does anyone have any reasonable logic or justification why they cannot?

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Q: No experience from mining iron?

Russell WhitchurchI've noticed that you get experience orbs from mining coal, redstone and diamond. However, you do not get any from mining iron. Is there a reason behind this, or is it a bug?

17:41
@GraceNote I'm not sure I see the difference honestly
You want to go from "don't have item to open door" to "don't have item to solve puzzle to open door"?
The only remarkable thing I recall from watching Metroid runs is bombing your ways through those barricades really
rather than the nature of the barricades themselves
Speed runs really don't tell you much about the game as it does about the game's bugs.
@badp It's more like "don't have item to reach the door" versus "don't have item or knowledge to solve puzzle to reach the door". Which, in concept isn't a major difference, but that's essentially the difference between Zelda run methodology versus Metroid.
@Powerlord I think chat revealed that bombing through walls is more of a feature than a bug.
Incidentally, I don't think a randomized layout really would work that well for a Metroid game.
I mean, is there even a canonical sequence of items you need to grab in Metroid?
17:44
@badp In the original? Up until you get bombs yes, otherwise no. It's not until Super Metroid where there's a canonical sequence of key items.
Metroid: Zero Mission basically rewrites Metroid to have a canonical series of items.
Metroid 2 is the black sheep where it's both your items and enemies killed that gates you.
Then again, Metroid 2 doesn't have beam stacking either.
Metroid 2 still has the best horror factor of all the games.
@FEichinger First, blink is now marked as "deprecated" in the draft of CSS3 Text Decoration. The draft recommends CSS3 Animation instead. The blink effect is available only with text node, but CSS3 Animation is available any elements. This is very big advantage.
I quote the first message of the bug report
Sidenote: I find a11y rather hilarious.
I needed to look at the sentence 6 times before it stopped reading as ally
>:( I just want to play Skyrim but Skyrim is broken
raaarrrrgh waves fists around
Ok, interruption over, return to what you were doing
hardcore British Gansta rap!
18:02
I wonder if the Reddit promo hats for TF2 will ever actually be gettable, or if they're just a joke.
@YiJiang'sEvilClone at least in Firefox text is all that ever blinks anyway
@GraceNote bottles, top down views and goron nipples
@BenBrocka Reserve Tanks, just to point that particular one out.
@Powerlord Hasn't Valve been on vacation the last couple weeks?
Yearling x2, Yay me! You have all put up with me for 2 years now :)
@GraceNote Bottles weren't quiiiiite the same as reserve tanks
18:10
Aye t'that.
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Q: How exactly does Leave Buster work?

EnderIn the game we are threatened with an almighty 'Leave Buster' feature, which promises to suspend us or anyone else, if the player in question 'frequently leaves matchmade games early'. Define Frequently. How exactly does leave buster work? How many leaves in how short of a time trigger it? How l...

Laaaame I can't get a marquee to go vertically AND horizontally
@BenBrocka ...What?
Why would a marquee do that?
That's not how marquees work
@SaintWacko well marquee just makes something go side to side or up or down. Theoretically I should be able to have a marquee inside a marquee, going different directions
but the direction attribute doesn't seem to work in FF or Chrome
Now my site will NEVER be ready for geocities...
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18:26
Marquee-ception!
@BenBrocka What if you put a marquee inside a marquee and had them both going horizontal, but opposite directions?
And made all the text on your webpage like that
@SaintWacko you could have the container moving one way and the text moving the other way inside the moving container
Also blinking
@BenBrocka splutter
Nested marquees DO work. Direction attr is still being ignored
Oh well
Not sure why only one question shows, probably because I was too lazy to close the marquee tags
@BenBrocka This hurt my soul.
18:46
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Q: Draw something won't let me take my turn

geraldI've got notifications that people have drawn for me, but the game won't let me respond with my own drawing (wont let me take my turn). I've deleted and reinstalled the app but still nothing (iPhone 5). Oddly, when I reinstalled, all my data was still in place (like I never left). Help! Gerald

@BenBrocka Question! How do I actually add a weapon in Gibbed Save Editor?
@Fluttershy There's a new weapon button on the Equipment screen
Make sure you pick out all the parts or you'll get a buggy gun
@BenBrocka That's probably the issue then. Also, how do I add a weapon SDU in GSE?
You mean for the weapon slots? No idea. Probably somewhere in the raw tab
@badp I'm well aware of it. I was just joking about the fact that Gecko keeps stuff around for compatibility's sake that should've been removed aeons ago.
@BenBrocka That's ... surprisingly awesome awesomely surprising.
19:10
Explosion at the Boston Marathon
Hi all , a quick question . I am wanting to get a dedicated game server for my clan. Is there anything different about going to a dedicated gaming server company versus a company that just provides dedicated hosting?
It seems that a similar specc'd dedicated server for gaming is about 15% more than the same one on a dedicated web hosting company?
What is the difference?
@loosebruce generally a company who provides dedicated game servers will handle most of the basic config for you, and won't (necessarily) give you root/shell access to the box
so their value add is making the server run
you've also got to look at what type of shared hosting they're doing, it's hard to compare a VPS to a game server instance
ie, a VPS provider might "promise" 2GB of ram, but you're on the same physical hardware as a bunch of other clients they've also promised that RAM to
but thats not dedicated
VPS is virtual
yeah, I wasn't sure how you were comparing, exactly :) some people consider "it's on 24/7" to be "dedicated"
when I ran game servers for eGO, we had a bunch of softlayer boxes
in fact, I'm pretty sure some of the game hosting places will say they're selling you a "dedicated game server" when what they mean is "there's an instance dedicated to you" and not "you've got the hardware to yourself"
eGO tended to run 2-6 instances per softlayer box, for instance
I am only wanting to run one game and maybe a Teamspeak server
its ArmA 3 so it will be quite intensive
19:16
one bit of advice I'd say is that unless you're going with a big name (ie, something like rackspace/softlayer where they have a SLA and so forth), pay month-to-month for a couple months and make sure you like the service before you commit long-term
yeap that seems sensible
@tiddy Holy hell...
Yeah it's not good
until you've seen how they handle an outage (a box crashes completely and they're scrambling for parts) I wouldn't shell out any major cash
I've had companies that couldn't replace a crashed hard drive in a week's time
like, wtf guys :/
I notice the game hosting companies are peddling special services like TCAdmin
19:19
@tiddy I can't seem to find anything that says what caused it. Did it just happen within the hour?
is that just a waste of time?
last 20 minutes
So no one knows anything
Jesus... =\
estimated 20-30 injured in preliminary reports
Theres nothing on reddit about it
19:20
WTF is wrong with people.
@Fluttershy twitter.com/BostonGlobe has some rough details (if you're squeamish be careful before expanding pictures, some are bloody)
@loosebruce kinda depends on what level of control they offer normally... if they won't let you have shell access, and they've got some proprietary control panel, you might prefer some standardized panel
@loosebruce It's all over twitter. Boston news sites are being accidentally DDoS'd
yeesh
Best resource i've found atm
19:22
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Q: Can I eat the corpses of my dead siblings?

YawusWhen you breed a new generation, it's possible to end up with more than one in a litter. These extras are considered packmates, which you can use to distract enemies or help you hunt. Is it possible, after losing one or more packmates after a big fight, to consume their corpses to gain calories a...

@Lazers You horrible, horrible creature.
Loudspeaker in the mall says BPD believes there is "more activity" happening along Boston's Boylston Street.
Apparently there was a 2nd explosion.
"It could be even more than two explosions ..."
19:29
CNN talking to on-site witness right now.
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Q: Many games stuttery - nvidia

handuelMany games I play are stuttery, (run at a fine fps, but pause randomly every second or so). This happens both when running a native game such as Amnesia, and a game through wine like LoL or WoW. Occasionally I can stop Amnesia from doing it by restarting it and turning SSAO on and off repeatedly,...

CNN says, "Yeah, we'll tell you more about it, but first watch this 30 second ad"
Hopefully @LessPop_MoreFizz wasn't in Boston today. I know he travels around a lot for work.
@Wipqozn Pretty sure he's stuck in Tennessee for the foreseeable future.
We should make a userscript to keep track of @LessPop_MoreFizz's whereabouts.
19:35
@Sterno Well, that's CNN in a nutshell.
@StrixVaria Oh?
uh
the best victory post-the-end animation stuff in Chrono Trigger looks like it's been pulled right out of Dragon Ball Z or something
The (PSX) intro stuff looks very very DBZ as well
DBZ suffered some heavy power escalation...
This would be because the artist is the same.
19:39
@badp I think this is because it was the same animator?
is a Japanese manga artist and game artist best known for his manga series Dr. Slump (1980) and Dragon Ball (1984), as well as character designer for the Dragon Quest video games. He is regarded as one of the artists that changed the history of manga as his works are highly influential and popular, particularly Dragon Ball which many manga artists cite as a source of inspiration. Dr. Slump earned Toriyama the 1981 Shogakukan Manga Award for best shōnen or shōjo manga and has sold over 35 million copies in Japan. It was adapted into a successful anime series, with a second anime created...
I wouldn't know. The character themselves are quite similar
like Lucca and whatever that old turtle man's girl was called
so I guess I didn't get that ending because I didn't do all sidequests
well at least they get to have adventure and stuff.
@badp NG+ FTW
@agent86 What makes you think I want to do the Black Omen ever again?
YouTube FTW
you can punk lavos in his apocalyptic ass from like 10 minutes in
or just set your dial to 1999 and party like it's.... well, 1999.
I started doing that, actually. I might want to finish it.
then again I'll start watching the resulting victory animation in a few seconds.
19:46
@agent86 you can use the right teleporter at the fair too
@BenBrocka that's what he meant?
@BenBrocka yeah, this is what I was referring to
good god chrono cross though. I mean, it's not the worst game ever, but... man. did not live up to the first one, imho
@BenBrocka I probably want to watch that too, then. I didn't even know there was a PS1 version of it.
@badp It's mostly the same plus intro cinematics and I think there's a list of enemies/endings that's unique to it? I only had the PSX one
@badp yeah, bundled with one of the snes FF games. can't recall which at the moment. I have it at home somewhere, in the same box as the SNES cart...
@BenBrocka mmm, not sure about that one. I think there were just some animations added, otherwise I remember it being the same. could be remembering wrong, though, it's been a while
19:50
@BenBrocka Some of the texts are a little different. I noticed Frog's speech doesn't have the old english flavor in the endings (at least), for example.
I mean, the font is thinner and more text fits in the boxes so they probably retouched stuff here and there.
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Q: PSX memory cards/savegames getting corrupted

KeithSMy wife recently picked me up a clean, used original-design PSX (not the PSOne style, if that makes a difference) as another console for my man-cave's "retro-gaming corner". I have been playing FFVII and Gran Turismo on it, using the same memory card for both. The card looks like the genuine Son...


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