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OrigamiRobot

22:01

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A: Is there any way to rehabilitate the "junk rare" Lost In The Woods?

It's a rather awful card with one very limited application that only really works in draft. Here's a deck that can win a game or two (likely only games, not matches) in Dark Ascension draft and sealed: 1x Lost in the Woods 45x Forest Transform into it for game 2 after you're sure ...

Invader Skoodge

Holy crap that is amazing.

OrigamiRobot

I had the chance to do that, but I didn't have it in me to be that cruel

badp

got a 4k damage sniper rifle that won't headshot to save its life

fredley

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Q: How can I fix a computer that is literally too slow to do anything?

I'm troubleshooting a Windows 7 PC for a friend. A couple of days ago it started running 'slow'. It turns out 'slow' is about 15 minutes to the first glimpse of the desktop, and another 30 to show icons. It is possible to open Task Manager, and nothing seems awry, CPU usage at 1-5%, plenty of mem...

badp

HEADSHOT TO SAVE YOUR LIFE SNIPER RIFLE

97 SCORE ACCURACY

OrigamiRobot

22:05

@fredley Start in safe mode

fredley

@OrigamiRobot Same behaviour

OrigamiRobot

Hrm.. I was gonna say run msconfig from there...

badp

true vault hunter mode is way harder than playthrough 2 in BL1.

either that or I'm doing something TERRIBLY wrong.

OrigamiRobot

@fredley Did you google OptimizerPro to see if there is some kind of dedicated removal tool?

Ben Brocka

@badp yes, it is

Also, level matters much much more for guns in BL2

fredley

22:08

@OrigamiRobot No, but then, if Windows can't actually function it's not going to be that handy

msconfig has just come up though, yay

OrigamiRobot

@fredley Yay

Ben Brocka

@badp hyperion?

badp

Jackobs

fredley

@OrigamiRobot Now to endure the process of actually manipulating it

Ben Brocka

Really? They tend to be crazy accurate

badp

22:09

It's finally decided to start headshotting to save its life

Ben Brocka

or is it the one without a scope?

OrigamiRobot

@fredley I was gonna say hopefully it would be something you could run from a boot CD

badp

A few of those were one hit kills too

fredley

@OrigamiRobot Hmm

Ben Brocka

If it took more than one shot...

fredley

22:09

@OrigamiRobot I guess I can boot into linux and remove the binaries

badp

...you're dead

You know you're at the start of BL2 when you're drowning in pistols

Ben Brocka

Yeah, pistols suck. Watch for the Maliwan ones though, they're pretty close to the classic revolvers of BL1, good damage

badp

I was about to swap out a Maliwan for a Tediore just as you posted that

The numbers and quality are all for the Tediore one too... except for elemental chance, which I guess does matter

Ben Brocka

Never used a tediore pistol actually

Oh, btw, Elemental effects are more pronounced in playthrough 2 if you didn't know

so fire will deal crazy more damage than non-elemental to flesh, and much less to shield

Oh, Vladof makes good pistols too, look for the double barreled ones. Actually any double barreled pistol. I saw a Maliwan one once... once

badp

just destroyed the human half of the skag-nonskag combo with the tiedore reload thing

that was awesome

Ben Brocka

22:17

In lynchwood? The humans are pretty weak...tediore reloads are pretty sweet though

badp

lol, I got destroyed hard here

Ben Brocka

The skags are tough, brig acid if you have it

fredley

@OrigamiRobot Waiting for Programs to close...

explorer.exe

Playing Logoff Sound

Been like that for 5 minutes

Ben Brocka

(You people who don't bring every element of gun are silly and pathetically adorable)

badp

ITTY BITTY BACKPACK

I mean, 27 weapons isn't much. I guess you don't get to upgrade it all again in Playthrough 2?

Ben Brocka

22:26

Nope. After some aggressive pruning I think my siren is down to 17...and that's after giving my Mechro a couple of my Shock guns

I had more like 5 free slots before that

But I still carry an SMG of every flavor, and usually at least two snipers, plus whatever other guns I might have that are good

I still miss my Double Anarchy :'(

Screw the new miniguns, that thing was a wall of bullets.

What level are you now anyway?

James

Collaborative editing can quickly become a textual rap battle fought with increasingly convoluted invocations of U+202a to U+202e.

badp

lol, managed to use up 400 pistol ammo in Fight for your life

woo tediore

Ben Brocka

unicode ruins everything

@badp Aim at enemies. At them!

What were you fighting, a badass? A couple reloads should kill most basic stuff like skags/marauders

Powerlord

"Hamlet or the Last Game without MMORPG Features, Shaders ..." seems like an odd title for a game

badp

22:42

@BenBrocka either a super badass or one of those early game level 37 skags with throwing buncha bastards around

Ben Brocka

You'll love the new Super Badass Loaders and Constructors

Have you fought the metal psychos yet?

Lazers

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Q: FIFA 13 - Offline game sliders

I notice online play is a lot faster than offline play. I want to replicate the online experience whilst playing offline by changing the slider settings. What settings should I use to match the online play as closely as possible?

fifa-13

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Q: Skylanders figurines

My son is asking for the Pop Fizz and Hot Dog figurines for Christmas, but he said he wants the ones for the original Skylander game, not the Giants game. Are these figurines only available for the Giants game? That's all I seem to be finding.

skylanders

0

Q: Flatout 3 chaos and destruction menu bug

So... anybody got a fix for this bug? http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11435330/download.jpg

flatout

Ben Brocka

@Powerlord huh, that's a real thing

badp

@BenBrocka heh, that badass constructor we defeated together was enough for me :P

Ben Brocka

What did shaders do to deserve being grouped in with MMO features and product placement?

badp

22:47

100+ critical hits with a corrosive sniper rifle... snore

Ben Brocka

@badp Prepare your body for Badass Constructor 2.0s

badp

sure, the corrosive sniper rifle was badly underleveled

Ben Brocka

@badp low level guns will kill you. Damage range for guns was linear in BL1, now it's exponential

OrigamiRobot

@fredley You have a message that says "Playing Logoff Sound"?

fredley

@OrigamiRobot Yes

explorer is waiting to play the logoff sound

delaying shutdown

OrigamiRobot

22:54

Yeesh

That sounds nasty

fredley

Yeah.

Disabling all programs & services did not fix

this computer is fucked beyond belief

Fluttershy

Guys! I need help!

OrigamiRobot

@fredley Are you being paid and/or is this now a personal challenge you must complete?

Fluttershy

Something's wrong with my taskbar. =(

murgatroid99

@Fluttershy can you post a screenshot?

Ben Brocka

22:56

Well if it doesn't play the logoff sound how would you know it's turning off?! Of course you have to delay logging off to play the logoff sound

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy It's probably that it doesn't have Dishonored running in it.

cc: @Wipqozn

fredley

@OrigamiRobot More like the second

badp

@fredley Sounds like the problem I occasionally have with my sound card

It'll just time out instead of fail to play sounds outright

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot wait, what? @Fluttershy doesn't have Dishonored? He's a monster.

Fluttershy

It's not supposed to be solid white! D=

Also @OrigamiRobot and @Wipqozn die.

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OrigamiRobot

22:57

@fredley I was going to say if the answer was no to both of those questions, it's time to start talking about reinstall options.

@Fluttershy Aero is broked or turned off.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy Well, I'm an expert on toolbars, and I believe the issue is that you don't have Dishonored.

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Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot How do I fix that? And I swear on all that is holy, if you say "Buy Dishonored" or any variation thereof, I will fly to your house and suffocate you with a pillow.

fbueckert

@Fluttershy Try a reboot.

Fluttershy

k Brb!

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy How do you have access to my pillows?

fbueckert

22:58

If that doesn't work, try sacrificing @OrigamiRobot on an altar to the robot gods.

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy Or just type Aero into the search bar

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy could also try doing a drop assassination. Just like in Dishonored!

OrigamiRobot

I swear he will reboot the very instant someone suggests it.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Maybe he's hoping that it will reboot with Dishonored installed (cc: @Fluttershy)

James

@Fluttershy Your icon causes me to be startled... but its still more fitting than @OrigamiRobot's :D

OrigamiRobot

23:03

@James What's wrong with my gravatar?

James

@OrigamiRobot Takes all the fun out of 'Alt+F4 enables <mode that people really want>' :/

@OrigamiRobot Its not Origami.. or a robot any more...

OrigamiRobot

@James Sinistar is absolutely a robot.

@James All he had to do was go to "Find and Fix Transparency Issues" No reboot required.

James

@OrigamiRobot It looks like a video game boss where it was ok way back in the day for them to just be a floating head....

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Because it usually works. Thanks, @fbueckert!

OrigamiRobot

@James It is also that. A robot floating head.

fbueckert

23:05

@Fluttershy Simplest fix ever!

OrigamiRobot

31 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot

@James All he had to do was go to "Find and Fix Transparency Issues" No reboot required.

James

@AshleyNunn OMG If more people do not star this we are going to lose the Pantyhose!

OrigamiRobot

If rebooting normally works, why didnt you do it before you asked?

James

@OrigamiRobot ... And how does a floating head then make Origami?? :)

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Because I'm a little scattered right now. <_< My mind's not all here.

OrigamiRobot

23:06

> I am either a robot designed to fold paper or a robot made of folded paper. I forget which.

I am in a state of quantum origami.

James

@OrigamiRobot Pics or it didn't happen.

Fluttershy

And with that, I head to the airport before rush hour traffic gets insane.

OrigamiRobot

OrigamiRobot, Charlotte, NC

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@Fluttershy You don't need an airplane to buy Dishonored

cc: @Wipqozn

James

@OrigamiRobot The judge will only accept a picture of you making origami with your tongue or whatever... Or someone folding you into existence.. That is neither :D

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Maybe @Fluttershy is getting dishonored shipped in from Canada?

OrigamiRobot

23:11

@James I cannot collapse the waveform.

James

@Wipqozn Hand delivered Id bet.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Like that dead cat.

OrigamiRobot

You're a dead cat

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Oh buuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

Invader Skoodge

Castle Crashers is $5. Legends of Grimrock is $3.75.

Those are both moderately interesting to me.

Wipqozn

23:13

@InvaderSkoodge Castle Crashers is a good game. Worth $5. Legend of Grimrock is also good. I'd suggest buying both.

Lazers

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Q: Why isn't my map full?

I'm on sequence 6. I have visited all the high spots in Boston and the Frontier, but the maps still have patches of unknown territory that I need to discover by foot. The stats screen says that I've reached 73% of all the high points, I assume that the remaining 27% are in NY. How do I complete ...

assassins-creed-3

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Q: Tag synonym request: [tag:towny] ↔ [tag:minecraft-towny]

The two questions tagged towny are about the Minecraft Bukkit plugin/mod, so I propose that they be renamed as such. towny should be minecraft-towny because they are the same thing, and newcomers may mistaken the tag for a game actually named Towny, which, to my research, does not exist.

feature-request minecraft

OrigamiRobot

I am so happy Pantyhose has 5 stars.

user15026

23:30

I can't decide if it makes me happy or not.

OrigamiRobot

The answer is yes.

user15026

Yes it does?

Invader Skoodge

@OrigamiRobot The download of the magic plugin looks like it's going to take a while.

OrigamiRobot

@InvaderSkoodge It only takes a while if you download all the card images.

Invader Skoodge

Oh wow that's neat though: Note: card images will download as needed, so you don't need to download them ahead of time.

OrigamiRobot

23:34

Right

Invader Skoodge

Ok this program is really badass.

OrigamiRobot

It's a pretty cool guy

Fluttershy

23:53

I think the people in the car in front of me on my way to the airport were smoking pot. <_<

Brian

@AshleyNunn your questions are always the most rediculous sounding, good work hah

Ben Brocka

@OrigamiRobot how long would you say Dishonored is?

OrigamiRobot

@BenBrocka I have no idea. I just started playing.

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