The Bridge

LessPop_MoreFizz

22:00

Also, Dinosaur is great.

Krazer

@LessPop_MoreFizz Sensuous Slathering Sauce?

Arda Xi

@agent86 The opposite, actually.

agent86

@ArdaXi ba-dum tish

Arda Xi

@agent86 ...you're a ba-dum tish

agent86

@ArdaXi fair enough.

Arda Xi

22:04

I hate package tracking services.

I ordered an awesome watch, and it was in Philadelphia yesterday, and I'm now obsessively checking whether it's changed yet.

I don't even *want* this package! Why did I join the stinging insect of the month club, anyway?

GnomeSlice

Holy crap this game is cool.

user15026

@ardaxi yeah, it's almost worse knowing where it is.

Arda Xi

It's this: Radian Watch.

user15026

It looks cool but I would never ever know what time it was ever.

Arda Xi

@AshleyNunn Heh, I never really look at the numbers anyway.

It mostly just takes practice.

user15026

22:10

I really struggle with telling time on a clock face.

Arda Xi

Besides, I got it at 50% off, so I can't complain.

(I wear watches more for the look than the actual practical value.)

user15026

Fair enough. It does look awesome!

Arda Xi

I hope so. I've never ordered a watch online before.

Ben Brocka

@ArdaXi I know that feel

Arda Xi

I just really love that steel mesh band thing they've got going on.

Ben Brocka

22:12

Also I just ordered something with a ship time of 18-26 days from amazon. I just hope it's like, actually real...

Arda Xi

@BenBrocka 18-26? I would not survive that.

user15026

@ardaxi the band does look neat.

user15026

@BenBrocka I am used to ordering stuff that takes 4-6 weeks to get to Canada...

agent86

@AshleyNunn I have a binary clock on my desk and I have used it 0 times to tell what time it is. It just looks cool.

user15026

@agent86 yeah I can see how that would look super cool.

Ben Brocka

22:15

@ArdaXi I almost abandoned it, but exactly one store makes the mercedes license plate bolts I want

...Plus I meant to order them two months ago so I've already been waiting

user2334

@Wipqozn Yep: all for it. If SciFi can't be assed to come up with a set of rules that actually make sense regarding its usage and instead bends to the will of a few vocal people who continually spout the same FUD regarding domain-specific wikis and Googling, it really is just synonymous with "I don't happen to like that someone else is getting reputation for this question, so let's close it" and it should be removed.

Arda Xi

@agent86 I used to have a Time Machine, but it broke.

user2334

THINKING OF WRITING A SIMILAR PROPOSAL ON ARQADE FOR NC AMIRITE

user15026

@BenBrocka you want specific bolts for a license plate? I didn't even know there were options!

Arda Xi

agent86

22:16

@AshleyNunn I've got a bunch of junk on my desk that serves a similar purpose. For my birthday this year, I added a Borderlands ClapTrap!

Ben Brocka

No Mercedes uses normal bolts, these just have the merecedes logo on them

agent86

@ArdaXi is that the time machine? that looks relatively epic...

Arda Xi

It's pretty awesome. A lever lifts a ball up, and fills up the top row, every minute.

user15026

@ardaxi that looks so cool.

Arda Xi

Then after 5 minutes, the balls all return to the bottom, and one is added to the next column.

Ben Brocka

22:17

So the challenge is to see if you can tell the time with it before the next ball lifts?

user15026

@BenBrocka huh. Never paid that much attention to a car. :0 then again, all I do is take public transit. No car. :p

Arda Xi

@BenBrocka Pretty much. It's relatively easy to read.

Ben Brocka

@AshleyNunn I need new bolts anyone, one is rusted. Might as well go fancy

FAE

@ArdaXi I gave one of those to Jochem for Christmas a couple years ago.

It is loud.

user15026

@agent86 I have useless awesome all over my desk. It makes me happy.

Arda Xi

22:18

It's awesome to see what happens at 12:59

user15026

@BenBrocka fair enough. Makes perfect sense.

user15026

@ardaxi so much balls moving?

FAE

@ArdaXi Oh god yeah. clack clack clack clack clack

Arda Xi

The top row fills up, clears, the middle row fills up, clears, then the bottom row fills up and clears.

@FAE I can hear it now.

Ben Brocka

I wanted a spiffy licenseplate cover too but the styled ones on amazon were all either too cheap looking or covered in rhinestones for some reason (and thus also cheap looking)

FAE

22:18

The batteries ran out and I did not replace them. <_<

Arda Xi

I miss that thing. I think I'll hack it together again.

agent86

for some reason the audio in my VM breaks when I RDP from home, until I shut down the VM and change the sound card setting and reboot it.

Arda Xi

Might need to replace a few balls/counterweights.

Wipqozn

@MarkTrapp You go girl! finger snap

user2334

Mmmmmmmmhmmmm

Lazers

22:19

0

Q: How much I must been honored to earn badges?

I see in earlier question about honor that amount is unknown but in another question I see that it is 25. How much I must have Teamplay or Honorable Opponent honors to earn badge?

league-of-legends

Ben Brocka

Grammar hurt brain

user15026

I think the noise of that clock would make my brain break.

Ben Brocka

Why hurt

Arda Xi

@AshleyNunn Probably. It has a cover, though.

FAE

@AshleyNunn It can be occasionally startling before you get used to it.

user15026

22:20

@BenBrocka grammar what grammar we don't need grammat

Arda Xi

It's soothing after a while.

Ben Brocka

Seriously I read that like 5 times and now everything just hurts

user15026

@FAE yeah it would probably freak me out a bunch at first.

FAE

@ArdaXi My main problem is that it's very loud in the background while voicechatting.

Arda Xi

@FAE Point taken.

@BenBrocka I see in earlier question about honor that amount is unknown but in another question I see that it is 25. How much I must have Teamplay or Honorable Opponent honors to earn badge?

Invader Skoodge

22:21

It's Friday!

Ben Brocka

@ArdaXi Not cool man

Arda Xi

@BenBrocka I'm not, no.

Obligatory.

►

Ben Brocka

@ArdaXi OH god that thing was awesome

agent86

@BenBrocka this is why I have LoL on ignore.

Ullallulloo

@InvaderSkoodge Two weeks off.

user15026

22:23

Okay, library is closing. Time to find a new adventure! hops away

agent86

although being a mod means I can't really completely ignore it.

Ben Brocka

And there's so much more like that on Newgrounds reviews

Arda Xi

@agent86 Yes you can!

Ben Brocka

@agent86 Same. @Lazers violates my ignore list though

agent86

@ArdaXi not publicly. I have to keep up appearances, at least.

Arda Xi

22:26

@agent86 Oh, I thought you'd already given up on that.

:D

agent86

@ArdaXi nah, I <3 you guys enough to lie still.

Arda Xi

@agent86 It's probably a good thing that you didn't catch my intent.

agent86

@ArdaXi ignorance is bliss :D

Fredy31

crashes through ignorance

Arda Xi

@agent86 Yes. Yes it is. sobs

LessPop_MoreFizz

22:30

Ugh. Today seemed far longer than it should've.

I think I will need to seek comfort with my old friend alcohol.

OrigamiRobot

@InvaderSkoodge EGGS!

Invader Skoodge

@OrigamiRobot What?

OrigamiRobot

@InvaderSkoodge DID YOU EVEN LISTEN TO IT GOSH

Invader Skoodge

No.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Zeus damn it people. Stop making bad music!

badp

22:35

SALUTATIONS

agent86

oh oh it's @badp, everyone look like they're working.

smiles and whistles nonchalantly

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn Did you get to the rap yet?

LessPop_MoreFizz

1

Significant other.

Proposed Q&A site for everyone that is or wants to be harmonious in a family or in a relationship or just wants to better understand their significant other.

Currently in definition.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I closed the tab within 20 seconds, so no.

user15026

@LessPopMoreFizz oh god no.

LessPop_MoreFizz

22:36

Help I am lonely nerd how I understand strange people with different body parts.

Is there owners manual I can read?

Ben Brocka

@OrigamiRobot Part of my soul just died

OrigamiRobot

@BenBrocka The best part is how confused all the other kids look while she is rapping.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Area 51 is a magical place, where bad ideas go to languish in obscurity and die ignoble deaths, unnoticed and unmourned.

user15026

@LessPop it scares me, the ideas people come up with.

LessPop_MoreFizz

3 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

Help I am lonely nerd how I understand strange people with different body parts.

I'm off to find booze.

Wipqozn

22:41

FEMA Disaster Centers Shut Doors 'Due to Weather'

user15026

@LessPop good luck!

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn Here, this is the antidote

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot I like that.

Ben Brocka

31

Relationships and Dating

Proposed Q&A site for people seeking answers to questions about dating, long term relationships, love, marriage or other commitments, and everything else typically considered a "relationship".

Currently in definition.

LessPop_MoreFizz

9 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

Help I am lonely nerd how I understand strange people with different body parts.

OrigamiRobot

22:46

@Wipqozn Haha, I knew it was you because I got this ping right as my song ended.

user2334

The SciFi.SE GR drama is old and busted. I was expecting more action out of the super-downvote discussion, but it's fizzling. This is all Obama's fault

LessPop_MoreFizz

@marktrapp I did my part!

OrigamiRobot

@MarkTrapp There's apparently only one person who disagrees with the post!

user2334

Yeah well that person is a doody-head COME AT ME BRO

OrigamiRobot

IT WASNT ME

user2334

22:56

bro

user2334

come at me

OrigamiRobot

Oh, I'll come at you bro. smooch

user2334

ohhhh Archie

SaintWacko

@LessPop_MoreFizz Excellent idea!

OrigamiRobot

@MarkTrapp Wow. All In the Family? Let us all bow down before the king.

Arda Xi

22:59

@LessPop_MoreFizz I threw it into a supernova.

user2334

@OrigamiRobot stifle, Robot

OrigamiRobot

Please! Allow me to touch the hem of your garb!

user15026

Things of note: you people are weird and riding the bus standing sucks when the driver takes really fast sharp corners.

Yi Jiang

@AshleyNunn Buses usually can't make fast sharp corners

user2334

Buses are great for doing donuts

user15026

23:04

@yijiang it was faster and sharper than anyone was expecting. I have the bruises to prove it. :(

fbueckert

@YiJiang You only THINK they can't.

user15026

I had a run in with a support pole and now have a bruised shoulder. :(

Yi Jiang

I take buses everyday. I think I should know.

user15026

I take em every day too. I have no other transport.

Yi Jiang

Subway?

user2334

23:07

Jetpack.

Yi Jiang

Pfft, teleporters, of course

user15026

Nope. Just buses.

Yi Jiang

A new subway line opened last year which cut my travelling time by half

James

@InvaderSkoodge @LessPop_MoreFizz That is a BBQ place that I used to go to when I lived in upstate NY. very good food, but that mustard is Awesome :D

Arda Xi

@AshleyNunn Know that feel, having done buses daily as well.

user15026

23:09

We only have buses in town. Gonna get LRT in like five years or something but I won't be here then likely.

James

@AshleyNunn Just stop passing your classes, you can still be around :D

user15026

@ardaxi I mostly can keep my balance but today I went flying. It was madness.

Arda Xi

D:

user15026

@James haha haha no. Got library school to get to!

James

@AshleyNunn Library School?

user15026

23:11

Yep. Wanna get a masters in library science, and a dual in archives management if possible.

James

@AshleyNunn There is actually a degree program called Library Science?

user15026

Yeah, it's usually a masters of information in library science (MLIS)

James

... Always thought librarians were just Literary majors...

@AshleyNunn Well damn... Nice :)

user15026

@James nope, there are specific degrees for it.

James

Learn something new :)

Yi Jiang

23:15

The only times I might get knocked off balance on a bus is when it suddenly stops

badp

WHAT? LEARNING? ON THE BRIDGE?

Yi Jiang

Usually when the driver mistimes a red light

Though most experienced drivers would decelerate when they see a traffic light, no matter what color it is to prevent that from happening

user15026

@badp sorry! Sorry, it was an accident I swear I didn't mean to facilitate learnings

user15026

xD

Arda Xi

I'm going to sleep before I learn something.

James

23:19

@ArdaXi Clearly you learned When to go to sleep :)

Yi Jiang

@James *gasp* A traitor! Burn him!

Arda Xi

@James Clearly I didn't. I have to wake up in 4 hours again.

Also, learnt.

James

@ArdaXi lmgtfy.com/?q=define+learned&l=1

Arda Xi

@James I know. I just think it's ugly.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@James you dare question my Upstate Credentials? I fuckin' know Dinosaur man. Been to Rochester, Syracuse and Harlem all multiple times. :P

James

23:22

@ArdaXi Yeah.. well.. So is your face!

:D

Arda Xi

No it isn't.

Yi Jiang

@James But doesn't learned mean something else other than the past tense of learn?

James

@LessPop_MoreFizz I see no where where I was questioning!! I was just saying how I came across that sauce :D

@YiJiang Isnt everything by definition in the past after you have done it?

James

23:34

... Did chat Die?

Just cause there was learning going on?

user15026

@James The learnings doomed us all

James

@AshleyNunn Ah well..

I accept the learnings and move on doom free :)

Sucks to the rest XD

user2334

Wait, we talking about Dinosaur BBQ? Delicious.

user15026

@James giggles Right now I am writing a rhetoric test :())

user15026

so there are many learnings going on

James

23:45

@MarkTrapp Hahah. Yeah I was recommending their Creol Honey Mustard to @InvaderSkoodge :D

user2334

So

user2334

has anyone figured out how to close a metro app? Because Esc and Alt-F4 don't work

Invader Skoodge

23:57

IT'S INTUITIVE OK?

If you don't know it's obviously because you're not in the in crowd.

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