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7:00 PM
@badp lmao
 
What if you need a good answer to your arson problem?
 
@badp Ask on Arqade, where our creed is "IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE FIRE"
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'money printing' -> North Korea or Bernanke, or are there other experts?
 
@Ashleynunn: It occurs to me that earlier today when I won our arugment I should have made some joke about you becoming corrupt with yoru mod powers.
 
@Alok I'm sure there's a wonderful community of graphic designers carefully studying all the beautiful curves on a banknote.
 
7:02 PM
@GraceNote And when that fails, the creed is, "USE MORE FIRE"
 
@fbueckert The only thing that can't be fixed by adding more fire is too much fire.
 
Okay, I now fought the worm that goes in diagonals, whatever his name is
He dropped me a third white heart
wtf :D
 
@StrixVaria Sure. Add lava. That fixes fire, doesn't it?
 
@StrixVaria Actually too much fire stops fire because the oxygen is consumed too quickly.
 
@badp Even better!
 
7:07 PM
@fbueckert Is this arqade or dwarf fortress now?
 
The real reason why we can't really fight fire with fire is that our dependency on oxygen is too damn high
 
@Alok Arqade, duh. Everybody knows Minecraft and Dwarf Fortress isn't real. scoff
 
Changed it to DF ... haven't played either; but iirc DF is the one where all solutions are 'lava'
 
@Alok Yes. Lava solves everything
 
I should really make a custom chat theme/style rules that reduces the information shown on the sidebar so that I can see more stars.
When I'm on my laptop I only can see 4-5 stars.
 
7:14 PM
@Wipqozn There's nothing that important there.
 
@Wipqozn Someone else did.
 
@Ullallulloo Execllent.
@fbueckert Yeah. I would just remove everything bu the first row of "currently in room", the description and... that would clear up a lot of room.
 
@Wipqozn I meant in regards to the starred list. :P
 
unless you meant stars aren't important. In which case you are crazy sir. CRAZY I SAY!
@fbueckert But how else will I see the interesting and stupid things people have said?
 
7:16 PM
@Wipqozn Look at the starred page?
 
@fbueckert That's work though, and I'm lazy.
 
HEY GAMING
 
@Aarthi HEY
 
We're having an open party with the mod team. Come join us!
 
runs
 
7:17 PM

The Assembly

You know those boring town council meetings you never attend? ...
 
HEY GHOST OF @WIPQOZN PAST
 
@Ullallulloo yay! @Sterno <3
@StrixVaria Morning
 
@Aarthi You realize inviting the Bridge is opening the doors to chaos, right?
 
@fbueckert I AM SUPREMELY OK WITH THIS
@badp :O NOT A TRAP
though there is @MarkTrapp
 
7:18 PM
 
@Aarthi You really shouldn't be. Gamers with OCD will turn even the best parties into a mess.
 
@fbueckert Specifically, fire-based chaos. Lots and lots of fire.
 
@fbueckert nah it's fine!
See y'all there~
 
@Aarthi Love the gravatar btw. I used to have Applejack as m gravatar!
 
3 mins ago, by StrixVaria
HEY GHOST OF @WIPQOZN PAST
 
7:21 PM
love her.
 
Oh yeah, I haven't linked this yet:
 
inb4 we turn The Assembly into an anti-scifi circle jerk.
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I wasn't sold on Borderlands 2 until I got a good sniper rifle. Now it's nonstop headshot fun
 
@Sterno You go girl!\
I'm still waiting to pick it up until steam sales.
 
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A: How do I fix this broken stasis pod?

ArchibaldDiary of Archibald Mac Dognuts 19.9.2012 Today everything god worse. Cant write these letters without a great amout of self dicipline.My anus hurts so bad. its bleeding. i dondt wan to die! Maybe if i use the ... the pain! it hurts so much. This is so ba.... urgggg Alien anus games... not good .....

Kill please
 
7:31 PM
> Alien anus games... not good ... Dont do it.. Learn from my fail...
 
7:54 PM
Guild Wars 2 players: I know that some of the abilities you get are based on the weapon you have equipped. Does that change per class? Does a sword on a ranger do something different than a sword on a warrior?
 
8:06 PM
@StrixVaria Yes.
There are no skills shared across classes.
 
Ok that's awesome.
That's one of the things that was putting me off about it.
 
The way it works is skilss 1-3 are determined by your main hand weapon, and skilss 4-5 are determined by your off hand weapon. If you're using a two handed weapon then it deterimens skilss 1-5.
Skilss 6-10 are chosen from a pool of skills, not tied to your weapopn.
Also, that should be skills, not skilss.
Not sure why I insisted on making that typo everytime, all the time.
 
@Wipqozn This, from the guy who insists on correcting me about "a lot", all the time.
 
@fbueckert You do make that mistake alot though.
 
I hate self-answering my questions, but alas ...
 
8:16 PM
@Wipqozn twitch Brain....breaking....
 
user2334
@MartinSojka I'm a pump operator?! A PUMP OPERATOR flips table I'm cool with it
 
> I'm not a troll. I've never trolled, ever. – Evan Carroll
What. The. Frack.
I don't think my brain can reconcile his behaviour with that statement.
 
@fbueckert He's trolling. Simple. Bam.
Also, this TA is a terrible presentor.
 
8:29 PM
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Q: What is the exact formula for calculating total vitality? Please include charlevel and paragon level

TorThe best answer that I can find is lacking a few specifics: Percentage life vs vitality? Given I'm concerned only with total vitality, rather than the tradeoffs %Life and Vit, I've opened a new question. Namely, is a constant in the previous question that is not explained, that I assume are a fu...

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Q: Anti-drone tactics?

pseudocoderMy preferred strategy at this point is to use a combination of burst laser and ion to keep enemies' weapons offline, however I seem to run into a lot of problems especially with higher level ships if they have drones. They tend to beat down my shields and if the opposing ship gets a good volley ...

 
8:46 PM
@Lazers Cmon man, it explains this every time you open the game...
 
user15026
@wipqozn I am not corrupt what so ever. I am as innocent and lovely as a new spring lamb.
 
LIES
 
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Q: How much does the Repair Arm augment repair?

Andrzej DoyleThe Repair Arm augment has the following description: Repair Arm Repairs your hull every time you collect scrap, but reduces scrap collected by 15 percent. Does anyone know by how much it repairs your hull? Should I assume from the description that it repairs the hull by just one HP e...

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Q: How does the day/night cycle work?

OrigamiRobotThere are badass ranks for killing enemies both at night and during the day.Time also seems to progress while fast traveling. How is the amount of time determined? How long is one in game day/night?

 
9:32 PM
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Q: How is ammo shared when playing co-op?

BrysonicFrom the question How does auto-pickup work?, we know that ammo is shared between players in co-op. How does this sharing work? Does each player get the full amount of ammo, or is it divided between them? Does it make a difference if one player already has full ammo of the type being picked up? ...

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Q: I have medium crown authority, why are my vassals still fighting each other?

Matteo RivaAs I understood, crown authority from medium up should prevent vassals from figthing each other. I am playing as King of Scotland and Ireland and have medium crown authority, still my vassals are still figthing in almost every corner of my kingdom. Have I misunderstood the meaning of crown autho...

 
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A: Best place to farm money in Borderlands 2

likezoinksSCOOOOOBReally good way to farm money is during the Mission to save Roland. Just complete that mission over several times and you can build up a fortune of around 100,000+ Another good way to farm is to use the Slot Machines in Sanctuary, but the trick to it is, make sure you have a full party. For each ...

Not a bad answer, but the NAME.
 
@Raven Why are you never on the bridge anymore? Why do you hate fun?!
@Raven But more importantly, I have a question for you - find me on the internets (steam, email, text, etc) at some point tonight
 
9:55 PM
@DaveMcClelland I think he does get on, but not until much later
 
Oh, FFS. Seriously, Dwarf Fortress? 26 immigrants for a fort of fifteen Dwarves?
 
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Q: How to take screenshots in Borderlands 2 without third-party software?

ChrisHateZIs there a way to take a screenshot in Borderlands 2 with a certain shortcut (so i don't have to use third-party software) ?

 
19 hours left to Torchlight 2
 
10:13 PM
@badp Wicked. Are we going to be able to get it in the next game grant?
 
@GnomeSlice There's already been a Torchlight 2 grant
 
@badp Oh :(
 
It kind of fell into the void however
I guess SE's currently short on resources.
 
@badp Say, do you know anything about moving a save file for Torchlight to a steam version of the game?
 
@GnomeSlice nope, do save files carry over?
 
10:22 PM
@badp I doubt it, what I mean is that I now own a Steam version of Torchlight from the HiB, my previous game wasn't through Steam.
 
@GnomeSlice I dunno, if the game version is the same then likely they can read each others' save files just dandy
 
I suppose I could just continue to use the non-steam version.
Which, admittedly, probably works better.
Dunno what this 'torchlight editor' thing is though
 
I don't have TL1 installed here and now
 
Omegadolon is such an awesome game.
 
What good are the chat tags?
They all 404.
I guess I might as well ask in the TL or the Assembly...
 
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Q: What do the Xbox Live in game statuses mean for Borderlands 2?

JustinP8When viewing your online friends' statuses, you'll see something like below: Level 10 Assassin Mastering 1-7 What does the "Mastering 1-7" mean?

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Q: What kinds of things can I win by gambling?

OrigamiRobotWhat kinds of things can I win by playing the slots in Moxxxi's and what combinations payout?

 
Can we get some +'s on this comment to reiterate that buying gold from chinese farmers is bad?
@Rodolfo You're also liable to get banned. — Raven Dreamer 1 min ago
 
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A: How can I rename a Dwarf?

Martin SojkaIt looks like it can be possible with DFusion (which is a part of newer DFHack releases), though nobody - as far as I could find - created such a program so far. Technical details Specifically, the "units" (Dwarves, but also any other "living" entity on the map) have the following fields: nam...

Ehehehe
 
oh god
why is there a small crying child in the apartment above mine?
make it stop, please!
 
10:52 PM
@RavenDreamer I know one way you could make it stop, but it could be considered unethical. Also, you'd go to Jail.
 
Also, I don't keep that much thermite on hand.
 
From the above answer
 
@YiJiang Yeah, I found out after a few hours playing with DFHack and DFusion.
... and then DF dropped 26 new migrants on me, so I need to set up proper food production, military, management, ... Gah.
 
11:08 PM
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Q: I can not clear the rock and I'm stuck at level 6

JakeEverything looks greed out although I have enough money

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Q: Should I use the Borderlands 2 Premier Club codes before Gaige's release?

OtakuTom1992I recently pre-ordered Borderlands 2 for the PS3 but don't fully understand the code system. So when I punch in my premier club code before Gaige's official release will I still be able to download her for free?

 
11:35 PM
Evening, Bridge.
@YiJiang Hey, I know those people!
 
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Q: Black Mesa achievements

Kerrek SBWhat are the achievements in the new Half-Life 2 mod Black Mesa?

 
@YiJiang Raven Dreamer on break? Sounds about right, that lazy shark.
 
11:55 PM
You don't look very sharklike (again)
 

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