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00:32
not sure why it's DLC and not an update given that it's free
00:43
Maybe so that you have the choice to stick with the base game
01:32
@Unionhawk DODE NTAD OPINS ENIDE
@Unionhawk DON'T DEAD, OPEN INSIDE hmmm, i'll press DON'T DEAD
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Q: Pokemon go catch any Pokemon

Mike LawIt wont let me catch any Pokemon so I feed them but my ball still stays shaded it's been like it for over a day now????

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Q: What about fortnite Android

BryanGonzalezI have one question: when am i going to be able to play fortnite Android on my Motorola e5 supra phone pls i want to know when, and why it have been taking so long to play fortnite on Android. People say that Samsung payed fortnite to only release it only on their phones and thats just unfair We...

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Q: I can not find a mimic in terraria. I'm on Xbox 360

Alonzo WarnerSo I'm in hard mode and I'm trying to gear up to fight my first mechanical boss. I'm in adamite gear.i need help finding mimics.

03:03
ok i need that shut up and take my money gif. google! give me my gif *clicks on image*
holy shit it. they changed where the box opens up.....and the image zips over to there
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Q: If I 1-star or 2-star a base that later gets 3-starred, do I still retain the stars earned?

MatthewIf I get 1 or 2 stars on a war attack and someone later gets more stars than I do, do I still earn those stars/do they still go to my rewards and stats? Thanks.

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Q: Can you play a game of another ps4 account?

Allan lopezI got a game of my friend by setting his account as primary but then his other friend set the account as primary and the first friend said I won't be able to play the game I got since his account isn't primary yet I still can. Is this a Glitch or can you still play the game even if the account is...

 
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04:28
Huh. Risk of Rain 2 is 3D?
@Yuuki yeh that caught me off too
like i have the first one and i remember it being 2d and when i saw the second one i though the name sounded similar but the artstyle wasnt
05:04
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Q: How can I fix iTunes error 9?

sparow liteI have bought iPhone X last year and it is running properly. After firmware updates, I am facing iTunes error 9. Please help me to fix it.

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05:36
Today in novellas I didn't realize I needed in my life:
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lol freespeechbros are writing articles on us
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who is us, in this context?
presumably elixire
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yep
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06:04
correction: they're writing blog posts on their websites complaining about how we banned someone for defending gab
 
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Q: What's the Pac-Man-like video game seen in the movie "Joysticks"?

SeanI recently watched the 1983 movie "Joysticks." It was largely a waste of time, but I'm curious about one particular video game that was shown repeatedly (see image below). From the glimpses of it that are shown, it appears that the goal is to collect all of the dots, à la Pac Man, but we never ...

 
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09:03
@Ash Is this a Tingler?
09:44
Morning chat
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10:01
Morning @Kevin
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10:54
oh my god
I just saw this
I'm getting that framed
TIL what Gab is
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You know that you made it when gab RTs a tweet hating on you
11:36
@Wrigglenite I'm sorry you had to learn that :p
11:51
Is image resizing with the -m and -t suffixes broken for anyone else? -s seems to work in the preview
I'm trying to make the image in this post smaller, but it still shows in its original size in the preview: gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/348340/…
@Wrigglenite same for me
b is also working
Ah yeah, -b is the other square resizer
@Wrigglenite yeh i noticed that the suffix doesn't always work. i recall reading that it's a problem with the image upload and sometimes it doesn't make the resizes properly
12:13
@Wrigglenite I thought suffixes were _s etc or am I dumb
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@fredley nope, it is not!
Sandbox says dumb
Poor @Unionhawk, even the sandbox says he's dumb.
@Yuuki Oh, it got a Buy one get one promotion
13:16
Always fun when a simple bug involving passwords logged in plaintext turns into a complicated mess because the plaintext password is logged in a component fully outside your control
Any bug involving passwords being logged in plaintext is simple, just turn off the logging and it's solved
It's not that simple
because this is in an exception message
Passwords should not be logged, ever
Yeah, obviously, I know
not even FTP passwords should be logged, which is what happens here: we're retrieving a Karaf Feature from a Maven Repo through FTP in the form of ftp
://usr:[email protected]
Problem is that Karaf then delegates this to a SimpleDownloadTask, which throws an IOException in case something goes wrong
and this IOException has the full URL
this bubbles up through the Karaf MavenDownloadManager, which in turn bubbles up to our service, which logs the exception, and since this happens at 2 different innerExceptions in the ExceptionMessage, we cannot really edit the message to filter out the password
13:42
@Nzall This should be using SFTP, which shouldn't have passwords sent in plain text. I think.
@Kevin I mean obviously. But accidentally logging stuff is a really easy mistake to make.
@fredley Exactly, which is why it's so easy to fix bugs involving them =p
The easiest bug to fix is the one where you just remove the feature all together
@MBraedley Well, when I say ftp://usr:pwd, what I mean by that is our own almftp:// protocol we registered with Karaf so we can configure it more easily, but which still uses the FTPClient under the hood. However, it is this separate almftp url that gets logged
(Yes, joking Nzall)
wait why is this file in this project what
ok
13:51
@Kevin Easy to fix, can be hard to find
@fredley This is why the Amazon rainforest is in such bad shape.
Current work issue: Cloud docker build says a file can't be found, local docker build says everything is fine
Whaaaaaaaaaa
I had an incident where our database password was logged out the other day. Not a huge deal as the access is not public anyway (you'd need to be in our private network to use it), but it was something as simple as a connection failing, and the connection string being logged out. Fixing is easy, preventing properly is hard.
commit the file to the repo
@Yuuki true dat
Canary tokens are useful for discovering these sort of things though, in the general case where a junior dev might have done something well-intentioned but dangerous.
13:54
@fredley you need pretty much language/framework support to prevent this properly, and even that can't prevent everything
i.e. you have a process that is signing up with canary tokens as a password, and your logging process rings alarms if that canary token shows up.
And you have this running daily on prod (and other environments), for passwords, api keys, etc. etc.
@fredley yeah, but if someone notes an issue in the way the passwords are logged then the fix is easy.
Because you don't have to fix the issue, you can remove it altogether
It's not as simple as you guys say: we have a separate handler registered to Karaf to deal with this almftp protocol, which in turn generates an object that handles generating the ftpconnection. However, it's this almftp protocol that ends up getting logged as the faulty url, which in turn gets passed up the chain. However, we need to pass the FTP password from the almftp url to our own configuration
So we have the almftp url with the password in plaintext, and then we parse that url when we create our connection and process our password
@Nzall We have built a logging class that x's out any part of any logged string that matches any secret key (i.e. any key loaded from our secret store).
cc @Chippies
14:01
Penalty = Slab?
Slab of what, do they get a slab of cake?
They get a slab in the phase.
@fredley It's a user defined key here that we only store in encrypted state, and this particular component doesn't have access to the decryption service
@fredley This has been an idea too, but it's not as easy as you think when it comes to Karaf, which uses a convoluted system related to paxlogging
14:17
Galaxy brain solution is to remove password need
Universe brain solution is to send the entire database to everyone
Yeah, just build a method of authentication that involves no secrets at all
@Nzall Can you swallow exceptions around that call and supress the message? We do that in at least one place too.
It's not really a database though. Essentially, our product is a centralized client/server solution that the client can extend. These extensions can be used both on the client and the server, but they are centrally stored on the server. The FTP configuration is to allow the client to retrieve extensions without having to define stuff like fileshares
Like, we also have a fileshare solution, but that gets a lot more complicated when you need to work cross-platform
and also requires extra configuration on the machine itself
Multiverse brain solution: Quit your job, never write code again, live a life of freedom
So we have a Secure Shell and an FTP alternative that allows most of the configuration side of things to be done on one machine
Problem is that this configuration needs to be passed along somehow, so we create a Url object that contains the configuration information
and in this configuration url object is the password in plaintext
@fredley We could do logging differently, but the nice part about logging exceptions in a console window is that they're visually quite distinct from normal output
so it's easy to spot any failures and where they occured
I find logging exception directly to audio out is effective too
14:26
Send all output to /dev/null.
Send output to /dev/airhorn
oh man now I want to get a microcontroller and an airhorn and make this a reality
Oh shit you accidentally piped your output to /dev/airhorn instead of /dev/null? Sucks to be you.
You could get ~100 carefully tuned airhorns and hook them up to this
That would easily be the best log output
I think I have a weekend project.
'carefully tuned' 'airhorns'
And yeah, that kind of piano thing is cool and freaky
IIRC it's fourier transform the samples and map each piano key to the appropriate frequency
I mean it's absolutely terrifying, but I think maybe with airhorns it might be less terrifying?
It's a spectrograph output turned into a piano roll afaik
A spectograph is a fourier transform
It's just a device that shows it for light
14:40
There was a bash.org tale that dealt with vuvuzelas
And yeah the piano one looks disturbing because it kinda looks like a mouth?
15:37
good morning all
Seems to me that Randall missed a brilliant opportunity with The American Dairy Association
@MBraedley The only drug I need is Horse
@Ash congratz :)
@MBraedley what about the US Poultry and Egg organization? Big Bird?
@Kevin the easiest bug to fix is the one you rename as a feature
15:49
@MBraedley Or the rap recording industry: "Big BIG".
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@Dragonrage thanks. I am hoping we get the actual "hey he can come here for reals" document quickly, then we can plan our next and final step of the actual move!
@Ash im glad it is finally getting close to being done. hope the rest of the process goes smoothly for you both
or for paediatric medicine: in the pocket of "big baby"
or for manicurists: in the pocket of big hands
16:22
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Q: Can the Warlock kill a player who has the Veil of Shadows?

ToKeAs the Veil of Shadows hides a player's witchcraft use as to be shown as innocent to the Witch Hunter, would this allow the Warlock to kill the player even if he actually uses witchcraft?

or for business owners generally speaking: in the pocket of big boss thank's
16:39
[84% off Redout: Deluxe Edition + All DLC ](chrono.gg)
@InvaderSkoodge worth?
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@Dragonrage Thanks :) Me too. I am very ready to deal with CIC a little less. (They'd still be involved for PR card renewals and if he ever wants to get his citizenship, but comparatively, that's peanuts.)
@BunsGlazing meh
I didn't really like it that much.
I think that Wipeout game on PS4 was better.
I got the Risk of Rain 2 game from steam
I played a lot with my brother the first one
risk of rain... 2?
He was watching a stream and said that it looks "too easy"
16:48
damn what I didn't hear about this but it's out today?
dude wtf this looks dope
@BunsGlazing It was under development without dates
But then it suddenly released
So we have three dispensaries opening on monday here in my city
I probably won't bother but might go see what they have... the online ordering is pretty convenient
@MattE.Эллен the biggest hands
I might buy crypt of the necrodancer tonight for switch
@Wipqozn The Zelda one?
17:00
Is that out already?
@Moacir 83
Which is to say no the original. I've never played it before.
@Wipqozn you're in for a treat, it's awesome
17:20
@ToxicFrog I've heard good things. I'm chilling at my aunts tonight, and I like just playing games while I'm there. Or watch my cousin destroy people in rocket league. Either way it's a nice relaxing evening.
So necro seems like a good choice for that
I do wish slay the spire was on switch by now
Hmm... should I do the HTML editing thing to sign a waiver for laser tag? It's a team-building exercise for work.
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HTML editing thign?
I think it means not giving info the laser tag thing asks for
Things you should not be asked for in the first place
@Ash Inspecting element and adding a new option to the gender dropdown by editing the HTML.
@Yuuki Oh, wasnt you that had the problem where they asked for SSN or something like that?
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17:32
@Yuuki ah. :)
@Moacir Can't recall but maybe.
But also maybe not.
I remember someone here had a form to fill that asked for things you are not supposed to be asked for
And I think it may be either laser tag or paintball
Well, we did laser tag at this same place last year so it might have been me.
Ugh, do I do this thing? The main thing holding me back is that the laser tag is a work event.
Jan 31 at 10:58, by Kevin
They're also asking things they're legally not allowed to ask (citizen service number)
It was @Kevin, with an airsoft thing
Oooo, I should put "Ride of the Valkyries" on my phone.
17:43
@Yuuki Laser tag requires no protection right?
Like, maybe regular like helmets and everything but just in case, not like in paintball where you are actually getting hit
@Moacir No protection period.
We didn't wear helmets last time.
All I could think of that needed "gender" would maybe be a crotch protection
So they issue according to the registry
'; drop table 'gender';
Hey hello this is me I was pinged
17:50
@Kevin Yes. Was misremembering things, then found out they were asking you citizen service number to play airsoft
How did that end up?
Oh, that was fun
I basically took the unsigned waiver with me to the place, we were a bit early (the other group was running a bit late more like) so we hung at the bar area and did some table-soccer-thing. We went to leave and I turned around to go siiiigh and sign the paper and they were already collected
Did you need to provide the documents in the end?
Soooo I played without signing waiver
@Yuuki Um, did you mean Flight of the Valkyries?
@MBraedley Uh oh
17:53
Nope, nevermind, I've been wrong my entire life
Oh
I thought I got it wrong haha
I think Simcopter had that song in the game
to be fair, the original title is in German
@MBraedley No, I meant Ride of the Conchords.
Duke nukem theme song is pretty great too
18:24
@Kevin :foosball?
18:48
Baklava is incredible.
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@InvaderSkoodge the food? Yes. Very much so.
Yes, the food.
It's so much sugar, though.
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Q: How to make a block, when placed, spawn a different block instead?

DanielI want it so that when I place a Shulker block it instead places a command block.

The fun part about working for a client that they never tell you is the amount of pressure to not reveal any proprietary code or practices.
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@InvaderSkoodge It is, but sometimes you just gotta be like "yes I need this in my face"
19:02
> Over a century of data reveal more than 80% decline in butterflies in the Netherlands
@Kevin ಠ_ಠ
@Yuuki I feel like I noticed something quite similar with spiders. I've seen a lot less spiders lately
19:34
At the bookstore: Me: "Do yall have any books on turtles" Cashier: "Hard back?" Me: "Yeah, with little heads"
Cc @ash @Yuuki @Wipqozn
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snorts I approve.
@GodEmperorDune I made this joke.
@Yuuki rekt
Feb 23 at 16:39, by Yuuki
> I went to the book shop the other day and asked if they had a book on turtles. They said "hardback?", and I said "Yeah, tiny little heads too".
I even cc'd you on it.
Time to sue for joke theft
19:36
@GodEmperorDune I'll see you in front of Judge Judy!!!
Cc @_whyzguy_
No, I'm suing you.
You better enjoy your new name, @GodEmperorSue!
I didn't know you could upload youtube videos in different aspect ratios
this is square if you click through
> Someone referred to stoats and ferrets as “spaghetti squirrels”, recently, and my life hasn’t been the same since
cc @Ash
Is this like calling racoons "trash pandas"?
19:41
And calling seals "water doggos".
And otters "river doggos".
And fruit bats "sky doggos".
Replace "doggo" with "pupper" as necessary.
cc @Ash
@MBraedley The part that makes me more excited is the return of Tiny Tina
I must have missed her, because yes, she is easily one of the best parts of the franchise.
19:45
@MBraedley In one of the scenes you see her turning around
I assume it is her at least
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@Moacir Ooooh yes she's my fave
So Tales is canon now?
Timestamped
2:36
> did not show up in the trailer: Krieg, Gaige / Deathtrap, Axton, Athena, Fiona, Torgue,Salvador, Janey Springs, Vaughn
> The leaks state 5 years after Borderlands 2. She [Tiny Tina] was 13 in Borderlands 2.
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DON'T YOU DO IT, INTERNET
19:48
Why would anyone do it
Loli's are clearly superior
Although it's pretty cool that the Siren this time around looks like an in-your-face punching melee monster.
@Yuuki I'm sure it's already happened...
Maya and Lilith played pretty similarly, tbh.
Even down the weapon choices for skills.
I just wish borderlands had any hint of stealth
I went to a good place with Zer0, got nice aim, shot
@Yuuki I never got Maya to the level of combo power I did with Lilith though.
19:50
@Moacir Eh, I think it's fine to do without. It's a co-op loot-shooter after all.
Then the entire map knew where I was
Stealth is inherently a single-player venture in games.
Well.....
If one of you wants to stealth, everyone has to stealth or just sit back and do nothing.
Mind you, I switched to Anarchy Gaige when she came out, and that was just pure fun.
19:55
@MBraedley Melee Krieg is also super fun.
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Q: My baby loves peekaboo

user229383My baby loves peekaboo, but she was crying and I tried it, everytime I tried it like I always do it was making her mad. What do I do?

@Yuuki Not sure I played much with him.
Taking damage will reduce the cooldown on his active skill and you can turn on friendly fire as one of his skills.
Killing an enemy while he's in his active will refill health.
My Lilith build had an active skill cooldown reduction by killing an enemy, and I had built her to deal massive damage when I came out of phase, so I'd phase, pop out near an enemy, almost surely kill it, then immediately phase again.
It can result in some hilarious tactics.
There were multiple times when I was calling for my allies to shoot me in the face with a rocket launcher so I could go berserker sooner.
20:00
Yeah, his cooldown was pretty long, wasn't it?
jhfdsalkjhflkjsahfdlkjsahfdlkjsahfdlkjjhf WHAT
private bool checkSpecificThing(string thing){
    if(thing != "") return true;
    return false;
}
why did you not just string.isnullorempty(thing) wherever you used this what the hell why did anyone write this function
I'm mad
@Unionhawk At least put in a TODO :P
what is this function FOR did you originally do more checks
It's going to be so good to rip that function out next week
hell yeah
I'm currently in a meeting with I my whole team (I think) for quarterly planning. There are 37 people total, and only 4 are women. I honestly don't know why the ratio is so bad, but I think it might be better than it used to be.
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20:17
@Yuuki you know the internet is gonna, because of course they will. They ruin things.
eugh this is getting messy fast
May 9 '17 at 21:58, by murgatroid99
I was just in a team meeting at work, and I realized that of the 29 people who showed up, only one was a woman. My team pretty much exemplifies the tech gender imbalance, and it makes me sad.
I love working in a big 14k line file it rules actually, I'm not sure how I'm going to be able to untangle this part of it
@murgatroid99 Well, my team just went from 10% to 0% women today, although there are other female devs (with more women in other roles) in the office (but not many).
The thing is that the company as a whole is 30% women, so the ratio in my team seems exceptionally bad. Though I'm not sure how tech teams compare to other teams
20:48
Hmm risk of rain is surprisingly fun
@Jutschge First or second one?
I bought but I am yet to play the second
@Moacir 2nd one. just bought it and it's super addicting
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I think I might pick up Yoshi's Crafted World this weekend because it will give me something new to do while I chill at home and hope nothing explodes (am on call this weekend)
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Either that or keep levelling Veralidaine in WoW.
I used to play bejeweled 3 when I wanted to chill
Just go on zen mode and go on
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20:54
12 hours of zen mode bejeweled would be a lot (oncall is 9 to 9 on weekends)
There are some steam puzzle games that are pretty cheap and pretty calm
Let me see if I can find the name
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oooh yay! :)
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I figure Yoshi's a good choice because it's silly fun, and levelling Daine is also good because I mean I can always just poke about doing pet battles or something. :)
Hook is one of the games I remember
There is a relaxing puzzle box with it and many others
user15026
Very cool! Thank you for the recommendation :)
20:59
Of course they are not story driven
But they are pretty relaxing
And not so hard
You can easily go with trial and error
user15026
Nice! Sometimes it's just good to have something where you can kinda turn your brain off some.
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Q: How does my hotbar come back on Xbox one?

Amara StoneWell I am on an Xbox one account. I was recently playing online when my hotbar disappeared... I looked all over the internet but couldn’t find anything. I tried going through settings, too but nothing was talking about hotbar... I tried pushing buttons but it didn’t work. If you could please find...

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Q: Minecraft 1.13.2 crash when i hit play

Alpha_DZEverytime I hit play on the launcher it tries to open then crashes. using windows 10 professional 64 bit have uninstalled Java and reinstalled have uninstalled minecraft and reinstalled. Here is the error log. ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Hi. I'm Minecraft, and I'm a crashaholic. ...

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@murgatroid99 I worked at a place with 50% women because it was biologists and computer scientists, both of which having 90/10 gender splits
@Ronan I'm in a company with 5 employees, all male
@Nzall This place was a couple thousand
And at my previous company it was around 20 employees, with 4 women (including the desk clerk receptionist
22:12
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Q: Why can't I see any Minecraft LAN servers?

Madeline LeeMy brother and I want to play minecraft together. We are on the same internet in the same house and we're both logged in. We've tried esc open to LAN and /publish. Neither works and neither shows up in the server list. I've also tried creating a new server with the host LAN port number. That...

23:09
just curious, if the PS3's power supply something proprietary to Sony or not? like i remember i could just get a laptop harddrive for my PS3
i need a weekend where I dont have anything i need to do :(
23:32
@Unionhawk *wakes up with clothes or tattered* where am i? what happened last night? where did all of these sponsorship thank you letters came from?.......WHERE THE HELL DID MY COIN BAG GO!

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