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12:16 AM
So Two Point Hospital is a lot of fun
Patients do have a nasty little habit of dying though
I currently have a 6% death rate
pfft, that's not even into the double digits
The odds of living in one of my hospitals is much better than in one of my XCOM campaigns
I wonder if I can rename patients...
Apparently not
 
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Q: How can I stop patients from dying?

WipqoznSo during the Yearly Awards there's an award for no patient deaths, and I'll occasionally get a staff challenge for going a certain period of time with no patient deaths as well. While I would certainly love to to have a 0% patient death rate, patients continue to die on me anyways. I know there'...

 
@Wipqozn obviously the 2 are not in the same universe. or your hospital is before the alien invasion
 
12:32 AM
@Memor-X whatever the method, rather impressive to get a bike that far up a tree.
 
 
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1:37 AM
@Wipqozn People who are sick tend to do that, yes
 
helps to have more doctors and less medics
> A Doctor fixes people, a Medic just makes them more conformable as they die
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@Wipqozn To be fair the video doesn't make the game look very good
The gardener AI makes the game seem quite trivial
 
Please someone help me find dido I have lost her in my closet
 
@Unionhawk *squints*
 
dido is a cat
 
2:04 AM
And no I have no idea how she got where she did lol
 
Ave
2:35 AM
yawn
hi
someone called me on discord
at 5:30am
and someone wants me to test a build
:ok_hand:
 
Breath of the Wild has been completed without raising the Great Plateau Tower by @orcastraw! No cheats, no hacks! Just skews and a lot of patience.
 
@Ave Don't you have CI for that kind of stuff?
 
Ave
we have a CI to build
not to test
 
Ave
2:54 AM
okay half the kpatches are working
tomorrow is release day so blobsweats
 
woo perfect game achieved in donut county
 
its occurred to me that my other two followers also had their accounts destroyed when lazy8's db went belly up
all the lifestyle posters have been eliminated. the noise and cruft filtered. its just me now. shouting into the abyss, desperately trying to find out what it ate for Breakfast
 
3:10 AM
I didn't know Ys SEVEN allowed five-digit damage o_O
(14959 with auto-crit from Flash Guard)
 
@bwDraco think it was post Final Fantasy X which was the first game i ever saw to use more that 4 digits
 
FFXIII uses five digits (and allows six with certain attacks).
(e.g. once had Highwind, Fang's most powerful attack, hit for 999999 on a staggered final boss to end the battle)
 
@bwDraco yeh but X pre-date it, but yeh i don't know when the standard for max damage went from 9999
 
FFX allows five-digit HP and damage but only with certain abilities from equipment IIRC.
 
3:27 AM
@bwDraco it allows it in general if you have Break Damage Limit on weapons, Break HP Limit on armor, after certain conditions with Aeons and Bahamut did it by default (i think the Magus Sisters, Yojimbo and Anima did also but except for Yojimbo the other's overdrives were multi-hit)
 
It's been a very long time since I've played FFX.
(have the PC version, but somehow haven't gotten to actually completing it, despite having a full set of fully-powered Celestial Weapons)
 
@bwDraco i just remembering powering up Bahamut all the time and how Pre-Overdriving him was my plan for the Yunalesca's 2nd Form in one shotting her. (Grand Summoning Yojimbo was for Phase 3)
 
I don't even remember how I tackled Yunalesca. It did take me more than one try.
 
@bwDraco yeh i first tried it was really hard. slow and gurling for the first stage and then i get my ass kicked. few times after that i tried using up every Aeon and only just pass it when i first came to the third form and got my ass handed to me. when i first beat her Yuna had Grand Summon, Yojimbo was my last Summon and i figured "fuck it, i'll give him all my money since i'm going to die anyway"
insta-kill for the cost of 130k gil
 
I think I blew through every Aeon available and barely won.
 
3:34 AM
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Q: Nazars in Terraria

RoboMaster122I've been trying to get the "Ankh Charm" in Terraria, which as few people know, can make the player who has it equipped immune to most debuffs. There's only one problem, and that's the Nazar. The Nazar (when equipped) makes the player immune to the "Cursed" debuff, and that's the only thing I nee...

 
Okay... now I kinda remember I relied heavily on Haste to get extra turns.
The CTB system is a fickle beast. I really had to pay close attention to the CTB queue to ensure survival.
 
@bwDraco likewise. back then i mainly used Tidas for Haste, Riku for Al Bhed Potions and other Use stuff and Yuna for the Null Magic
 
Yup.
 
 
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4:42 AM
 
Ave
4:54 AM
Team Xecuter: "We're releasing SX OS with support for 6.0.0" Also Team Xecuter: *doesn't implement the one-line bugfix in Atmosphere's loader they're using without GPL compliance that makes eShop/webapps crash on launch in 6.0.0* Quality QA testing. (thanks AveSatanas for pic)
can't wait to drink the tx fan tears
 
Ave
oh hey
I got credit for once
but he couldn't read my name lmao
AVE SANTANSNAST
sciresm more like siresm
 
Ave
she's cute.
 
6:00 AM
I wrote a comic about Bing
poor bing-chan
 
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Q: Why did my Xbox One Controller stop working with Steam?

ScramI have a MacBook Pro running macOS High Sierra 10.13.4 I've been connecting an Xbox One controller wirelessly through Bluetooth to play games on Steam and it has worked fine. But recently, the Xbox controller no longer works with Steam. I can connect the controller fine and it recognizes that a ...

 
6:31 AM
i went to look up images of google-chan and just learned that google's changed the view image thing. it's all white now
 
6:47 AM
@Memor-X View Image now goes to the page the image is on, instead of the image itself
Getty Image lawsuit
 
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Q: Does mafia 3 have the option for Lincoln to drive hisself

JoshIn mafia 2 once you got in the car u could choose for the computer to drive you to your drstinatiion. Is this a feature in mafia3

 
@PrivatePansy that's not going to stop people adding a new one in. like "View REAL Image"
all it seems is that they renamed "View Website"
 
Of course not. It's not aimed at you, it's for people who randomly copy their pictures into PowerPoint
Even then it's pretty useless
 
@Memor-X :O merryweather
@Memor-X yeah that's a thing
but pretty sure google changed it mostly for policy reasons
 
My mom thinks that Linux isn't secure because it has no anti-virus. Halp.
 
7:02 AM
@PrivatePansy get avast
 
@ASCII-only yeh that's what i was using
 
@ASCII-only Interesting, that is apparently a thing. I'd rather not have AV tbh. Having binary blob running at elevated privileges doesn't sit well with me.
 
Ave
I boyfailed
tldr "I tried to present as a boy but was gendered female"
which isn't that bad, but exployers except a man, not a woman.
 
7:46 AM
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Q: Why has my answer been downvoted?

Mushroom ManA while ago, I posted an answer to this question, and since then my answer has been downvoted multiple times for reasons I cannot discern. I'm not too bothered by any aspect of this other than the lack of reason. Here's what I mean: When one hovers over the downvote arrow, a box displays saying ...

 
Morning chat
@Memor-X ... damnit now I feel sorry about bing. Stop anthropomorphizing bad search engines!
 
Ave
@KevinvanderVelden morning kev
arriving at work Soon:tm:
 
8:03 AM
squees internally I got invited to a halloween party thing by a woman I'm interested in :o
 
Ave
8:16 AM
welp, I'm in slums
feels like a diffwrent city
@KevinvanderVelden nice
 
8:37 AM
grumbles Spend half a day or more pounding my head against a problem, come in this morning figure out I used http and not https in the configuration in 5 minutes
 
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Q: SC2 : multiple wins with different races, but only 1 "Win of day"

TristanI'd like to unlock ranked games for free on a new account, so I need 10 "Win of day". The in-game text suggests that u can win multiple "Win of day" (one with each race). I've won multiple games (1 unranked, then multiple "Versus A.I." with a different race) but I have only 1 "Win of day". Is i...

 
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Vanlife

Proposed Q&A site for people who are living in and traveling with a van, and for those who want to.

Currently in definition.

 
Ave
9:04 AM
bridge! I am now an employed girl!
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@Ave Nicely done! For what job have you been hired?
 
Ave
9:24 AM
@Nzall linux sysadmin
and I'll get paid double what I was initially told I'd get
and I'll get another 1000tl/mo if I get accepted as an official debian developer
 
@Ave Sounds awesome! I hope your new coworkers aren't sexists or transphobes
 
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Q: Patients are hungry and thirsty

Viktor MellgrenI have vending machines available in close vicinity to the benches and the rooms, but they still complain. What am I doing wrong?

 
Ave
@Nzall they seem great
half the team is female
and they seem super nice
and someone even uses i3!
 
Oh, I should try i3 sometime
I should just in general get a linux desktop set up again
Hrm... I could just stick a raspi3 to my monitor?
Set up synergy
 
9:42 AM
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Q: Is Sombra's Translocator invisible when thrown?

noClueI've always wondered on how the Translocator works when you use it while you're invisible, and with Sombra now being able to stay invisible forever and keep her Translocator active forever, how does it work now? Is it invisible until it lands or is it visible the moment you throw it? What do the ...

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Q: PUBG on Emulators

Jamshaid TariqI have downloaded PUBG.xapk and installed it on Both BlueStack and Tencent Game Buddy.. Both takes few minutes on Starting PUBG Mobile Screen and show error that Please give Storage access to app from settings and restart the app. How can i fix the error... I have I3 processor with 4GB Ram and...

 
9:58 AM
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Q: Can I set a Psychiatry to cure only?

StudokuPatients keep going to my psychiatry for diagnosis, getting in the way of patients who need to be cured there. Is there a way to set a psychiatry/ward to only be used for curing (or only for diagnosis)?

 
Ave
10:12 AM
@KevinvanderVelden check out awesomewm
 
Cool
I've used wmii before long ago when my laptop ran linux
(Now it doesn't run anything :p)
 
Ave
10:29 AM
I am the tech stereotype now
except it's "my debian is installing"
but yes I'm on chat.se, discord and reddit so :eyes:
 
Discord doesn't work here for some reason :(
 
Ave
half the internet seems blocked on corpnet
idk. that was on wifi.
my debian is still installing. My T500 is faster than this.
 
Ave
11:01 AM
done
now to compile X-- wait this isn't gentoo
oh hey nice
debian
 
11:27 AM
@KevinvanderVelden even in the browser?
 
I'm not supposed to install software so I'm talking about the browser yeah. Though to be fair I only tested the discord cdn (by links in chat), not actual discor
 
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Q: Controller, but with only one thumbstick?

FattieConsider (say) an ordinary XBox controller. Of course, it has on the deck two thumbsticks, a four-way and four buttons, and a couple ancillary buttons. I've been trying to find a controller (wired, wireless, new, retro, custom - whatever), which has just the one thumbstick (I guess, it would b...

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Q: RA2 screen resolution

Tim KOK. Ive been trying to play Command and conquer: Red Alert 2, on my computer and my LCD is [Video] ScreenHeight=1080 ScreenWidth=1920. When I open the application, the game runs with audio, but doesn't have video. I can even click around the screen and I can hear it, but nothing is on the displ...

 
Ave
Surreal: thinking that I live in istanbul now, with a well paying job in tech
and I'm not even 18 yet :thinking:
I should readjust how I'll split my salary I guess
 
11:45 AM
Try not to spend it all at once. Also see if you can get your cash out of Turkey, in case the economy tanks
 
11:56 AM
@Ave congrats!
 
Ave
@PrivatePansy Yeah, the reason I'll split is that
to not spend it all, to convert to foreign currencies, to save up
bank stuffs will be messy
 
Congrats @Ave
 
Ave
I'll end up with 3 accounts in 3 banks
 
@Ave I'm sure you'll manage, even if you have to pound your head against a wall for a while
 
Ave
one on the bank I currently use but unused, one on the bank company uses and one that's actually decent that I'll transfer all the stuffs to
Yeah, just checked out, going home (2 hours early bc my hardware isnt here yet)
 
12:08 PM
Stay and interact with your coworkers, learn from them, ask if they can show you things
 
@Ave I agree with @KevinvanderVelden. It's important to make a good first impression, and going home 2 hours early because your work environment isn't ready yet does not make a good first impression
 
@Nzall depends if they let her go early on purpose
 
Unless of course your boss said you can go home early
yeah
 
Ave
@Nzall I didn'tsleep at all
my teammate was off to site and left me behind because of distance to my house
I need to pack up immediately as I'm going back to ankara tomorrow to fully move to istanbul
I have the house keys and owner of the house I stay in doesn't, and if I left at regular hours he would get stuck on door
Also I need to get a TON of legal papers
including my passport from post office because I still don't have an ID and that can get me arrested
 
12:32 PM
Aight :p You know the circumstances better then we do of course
 
Ave
yeah
last thing I want is leaving a bad impression
and it didn't feel like one
 
user15026
1:40 PM
Dear bank, in this day and age, not sending me any sort of confirmation or anything re: my cheque order, instead going "print this page for reference" is just silly. You have all my info!
 
1:55 PM
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Q: Minecraft 1.13.1: Modified JAR file being redownloaded

GIFTCARDMANOkay, so I am trying to make my own Minecraft client. I am using 1.13.1 to do this. I already deleted the files in META-INF, changed the name of the main folder, .jar file, and .json file to be my client name. But instead of letting me play, it downloads 1.13.1, but renames it to my client name! ...

 
2:18 PM
@Memor-X I think I remember some reviews for this when it released on PC.
 
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Q: What are tuna cans for?

AshI bought a starter pack that came with a new cat, some fish, some kittykash, and some tuna cans. I know what I can use everything for, except the tuna cans. What are they for? Are they something I use to upgrade cats, or are they for some other purpose?

 
2:43 PM
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Q: Is the DualShock 3 capable of yaw movement with the gyroscope?

sage2001I'm trying to make a script in Glovepie using the DS3's gyroscope. Pitch and Roll work perfectly, but I'm having trouble with Yaw (rotating left and right) movement. I'm using a CECHZC2U A2 model controller.

 
@Yuuki Err, wouldn't any decent compiler see that this is essentially a noop and optimize it out?
as in optimize out the c= 1/(a-b)
 
3:06 PM
@Yuuki So according to the bright minds over at the Java chatroom, this might actually work.
 
 
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4:09 PM
@Ave congrats fam!
 
4:21 PM
TIME TO UPDATE THE OL' ENEMIES LIST it now includes CATERPILLARS get ready to hear the tale of my date last night, which was a FUCKING NIGHTMARE
TIL that the very hungry caterpillar was a documentary
 
4:35 PM
Tongs https://t.co/cQzAxbNRpw
 
5:24 PM
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Q: What is the language used in the Song of the Dragonborn?

AnthelothIn the background of the menu screen in Skyrim, a song called the Song of the Dragonborn. The song has lyrics in another language, which I believe is in-universe. What is it?

 
5:39 PM
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Q: How do I unlock augmentation for weapon/armor?

CarlosCarucceThis is my very fisrt time playing a game of the Monster Hunter series. I've read some guides and watched some videos (most from ps4 players). All they say is that for unlocking augmentation option in the workshop, you must reach HR 50. Did so and still no options avaliable for augmentation. I...

 
5:50 PM
Like, SERIOUSLY? What's the benefit of taking nail clippers on a 5 day city trip? Are you worried your nails will suddenly grow 3 mm while in Russia?
 
6:43 PM
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Q: what equipment should i get to defeat expert mode WOF

vareilleI am doing a expert mode mage play through I am stuck at the wall of flesh any tips

 
Ave
7:20 PM
@GodEmperorDune ty fam!
 
8:14 PM
ugh, travis what is going on, why is this test failing... cmonnnnnnnnnnn
 
@GodEmperorDune Sadly there are no more heroes left to help you
 
 
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9:20 PM
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Q: Blank screen issue

Donna DuPontI started my xbox 360 as usual. It wouldn't load just showed no signal. We moved the xbox to another tv, turned it on, worked for about 1 minute. Then it went to a blank screen saying just HDMI in the corner. Shut off everything, tried again, same problem. nothing works. Please help. What do I do...

 
9:39 PM
@Unionhawk that's uncanny actually
 
Ave
9:59 PM
Haha, SX OS 1.8 ("improved 6.0.0 compatibility") still has not fixed the bug in atmosphere's loader that causes webapplet/eshop to crash on launch in 6.0.0. (Thanks again to AveSatanas for pic)
can't wait for even more tx fan tears
 
Ave
@quartata "There's a lot of hate! Okay, SXOS might be shareware but it at least it is maintained! Gets a lot of updates! I like team xecuter!"
 
ah, thank you
 
Ave
fun fact
All sx v1.8 did was just disabling support for a big feature they advertised with
(layeredfs, allows game mods)
 
10:53 PM
So I've started a Heartgold Nuzlocke run. First time trying this. So far I've got my starting Totodile (named @TimStone), and a Pigdey, which of course I named @Strixvaria (cc @Staravia).
 
@Wipqozn How goes Two Point Hospital?
 
Ave
11:11 PM
today in legal bs: my citizenship information is very very fucked up
I can't access ANY data whatsoever
like I'm not legally a citizen on my own, but when they look at my dad's entry I'm there as his daughter as a citizen etc, it's weird
(for context I was born in turkey to two turkish citizens, therefore I qualify for citizenship)
"We can't get this document you're requesting, please go to citizenship bureau!"
same with this other thing
 
@Wipqozn Good luck. I don't have the patience for those runs.
 
@Frank Good! I'm really enjoying it.
@Staravia Yeah we'll see how it goes. If I fail I won't be trying it again.
 
Ave
So I need 10 documents to get job stuffs properly legal. I got 2 of them, 2 of them don't apply to me, I can't get one as it is locked to people over 18, I have documents good enough for 2 back in Ankara, I'm supposed to be able to get 2 online but the fucky wucky citizenship stuffs make it hard (I might have to get them in person), one needs a health report from hospital (I've been off HRT for a week for this, it's absolute torture).
oh and i'll need a bank account. And I have 4 days for all of these. oof.
 
11:30 PM
I wrote a comic about Internet Explorer #4
awwwww
@KevinvanderVelden you can feel bad for IE-chan too
if you want to blame anyone for Bing-chan and IE-chan being treated like shit, blame their father, Microsoft-Otou-san
 
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Q: Minecraft Template Bug

Dawn WilczekMy son is using a Kindle Fire to play Minecraft. When he goes to click on Templates "that have new stuff in them" it goes directly back to the home page. I have no idea whatsoever about this game and couldn't help him if my life depended on it - hoping someone out there may know what's going on ...

 
and @Frank is a geodude
oh snap just caught a bellsprout
 
11:46 PM
@Ave that's only 8, 9 if you wait until you're 18 (i assume your current 17 on your way to being 18)
 
I think that thing has a super low spawn rate so talk about lucky
 
Ave
@Memor-X I'm 17, turning 18 in a couple weeks.
My employers chose to employ me and not wait until I'm 18.
 
and that little plant is named @Ash
 
Ave
13 minutes until 6.0.0 btw
 
@Ave ok so they might defer that over 18 one for a couple of weeks then i assume. but that still lives you one behind
 
Ave
11:49 PM
@Memor-X I mean /shrug
the document that I can't get is just about my conscription status
 
Getting that geodude was lucky too, but not nearly as much as the bellsprout
So I'm off to a great start, honestly
 
Ave
they want me to work for 2 years at least
and I won't even qualify for conscription for 2 more years so
 
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Q: I completed The Raid and no thane dialogue options

Thieving KhajiitSo I go to do The Raid quest. Not only to not get the actual quest but a misc objective, I also get no dialogue options related to thaneship, neither did I get a Blade if the Rift. Anyone have an idea why this happened?

 
user15026
@Wipqozn aww yeah'
 

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