The Bridge

Fluttershy

00:13

@Yuuki Currently waiting on my pizza to be delivered, but I'm around if you want to try the new map.

Yuuki

@Fluttershy All right, I'll pop into Discord.

Fluttershy

@Yuuki Okay. I'll be on in a few minutes. Pizza should be here any minute.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do i unlock the rest of the amibo gear?

Im level 15 in splatoon 2 and just scaned the amibo from splatoon 1 and i got the head piece and have been grinding matches and dont know how to get the rest of the gear because people say at levl 1 scan it then get to lv 7 then 10 but i scaned it after i was past those levels?

splatoon-2

MBraedley

...at least the towfish isn't at the bottom of the ocean...

Lazers 2.0

00:55

0

Q: WAGERING in DotA 2

Can I wage in DotA 2 if I am not subscribed to DotA plus? I have 1000 tokens but don't know that how to use them.i want you to send me the procedure.

dota

Lazers 2.0

01:28

0

Q: Sega genesis emulators for PC that can map save/load state + fast-forward to a controller?

Are there any Sega Genesis emulators for the PC that can map save/load state and the fast-forward/"temporary frame skip" functions onto any connected gamepad? I previously tried out a bunch of emulators (Gens, Kega Fusion, etc.) a year ago, but none of them seemed to have that button mapping fu...

controllers emulation sega-genesis

Memor-X

01:52

wow, either it was the cold medication or my body wanted to fight too but rather than waking up at around 8 like i normally do i slept in up to 11

Lazers 2.0

02:19

0

Q: What is the best Big Brother minecraft server?

I love the reality TV show "Big Brother", so I was wondering if there was a minecraft server for it. I would really appreciate it.

minecraft minecraft-server

Frank

03:12

@Lazers2.0 It fubared when I cast the last close vote.

Unionhawk

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok

6 votes

sure

lmao

TODAY WE LEARNED

that if the system messes up it'll happily display 5+n votes

Lazers 2.0

03:35

0

Q: My friends and I can't join my Minecraft server

I have had this server for at least a year and never ran into this issue. Now whenever I try to join it, I get redirected to the dirt screen saying "io.netty.channel.ConnectTimeoutExeption: Connection timed out" and I'm very confused. This has only occurred on my server and doesn't effect any oth...

minecraft

0

Q: Anybody knows what this is?

This came up while I was playing Pokemon Go and I walked in, but nothing happened. I walked away and came back, still nothing. I think it might be a glitch. Does anybody out there has seen this before?

pokemon-go

Lazers 2.0

04:11

0

Q: how do I test out all of functions of a hero on overwatch alone?

ok, so im new to overwatch (i play on xbox one s) and I don't really know the controls and stuff yet, and I want to try out the hero's moves and stuff, BUT, I don't know how to. Do you go on like a private map? I don't want to scan the map, I just want to know how to test the hero out, but I don...

overwatch

Tim Stone

04:35

@fredley NBC has just picked up Season 6, apparently

Fluttershy

@Yuuki Do you play Siege with the same group you play PUBG with?

Yuuki

@Fluttershy Yeah.

Fluttershy

Okay. Just checking. I own it, but haven't really played much. :(

Private Pansy

Dad Jokes with Kratos

►

Lazers 2.0

05:57

0

Q: The simpsons hit and run for pc takes too long to load?

The simpsons hit and run for pc takes too long to load on my PC, the loading screen takes too long - even if I can bear the loading screen, the slow loading sometimes makes the game unplayable, you can see that the game fails to load the city in the image below. I'm using Windows 8.1, how can I...

the-simpsons-hit-and-run

fredley

07:02

Nzall

@GnomeSlice That game you want on Steam, Stories: the Path of Destinies, is free for a limited time

fredley

07:38

Tweeted by pls_b_nice_2_me on May 8, 2018 at 10:30 PM

Kevin van der Velden

08:28

> [ 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 200 ].sort()
[ 10, 20, 200, 30, 40, 50, 60 ]

Javascript go home, you're drunk

ASCII-only

@KevinvanderVelden string sort

Kevin van der Velden

Apparently

ASCII-only

[ 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 200 ].sort((a,b)=>a-b)

In JS most things are casted to strings first

Kevin van der Velden

Except for spacing that's exactly what I used =p

badp

string sort is the default sort in Perl too

Javascript is stringly typed, but Perl is strongly stringly typed!

ASCII-only

08:32

in The Nineteenth Byte, Mar 22 at 2:18, by Destructible Lemon

ok idea: language with 3 stringly typed registers, but the only way you can do any comparing of these registers, is checking if they've been activated (if you have the string "blah", you can activate it, and if you then have a string "bla", which you then add h to, you can check if it's activated, and conditionally do an operation)

badp

sort 1..10 # nope
sort {$a cmp $b} 1..10 # also nope
sort {$a <=> $b} 1..10 # yup

ASCII-only

hmm. what does cmp do

badp

cmp is a string comparison operator

ASCII-only

hash?

badp

string comparison: lt le eq ge gt cmp
number comparison: < <= = => > <=>

cmp and <=> give 1 0 or -1 depending on whether it's < = or >

ASCII-only

08:35

also how does a and b black magic work

badp

I think they're localized global variables

I forgot the dollar signs

ASCII-only

apparently they still work. somehow

badp

1> sort {a <=> b} 1..10
Bareword "a" not allowed while "strict subs" in use at reply input line 1.
BEGIN not safe after errors--compilation aborted at reply input line 7.

ASCII-only

well, in certain cases

badp

without strict subs, a would just be the string 'a'

ASCII-only

08:36

link

badp

3> no strict; sort {a <=> b} 1, 2, 10, 5, 3;
Unquoted string "a" may clash with future reserved word at reply input line 1.
Unquoted string "b" may clash with future reserved word at reply input line 1.
Argument "b" isn't numeric in numeric comparison (<=>) at reply input line 1.
Argument "a" isn't numeric in numeric comparison (<=>) at reply input line 1.
$res[2] = [
  1,
  2,
  10,
  5,
  3
]

since 'a' and 'b' are both strings, and neither starts with a digit

they're both considered to be 0

that means that every number pair is considered by the sorting function to be an equality

ASCII-only

oh :|

badp

since sort is stable, this is a long-winded way to pass through the input list without changing it

that said,

4> no strict; sort {1 <=> 2} 1, 2, 10, 5, 3;
$res[3] = [
  1,
  3,
  10,
  2,
  5
]

ASCII-only

> Special package variables when using sort(), see sort.

badp

I suppose sort isn't stable if you give it a non-sensical comparison operator

ASCII-only

08:40

well obviously because the comparison operator would always swap >_> (well actually depends on the algorithm. but it would basically always do something)

badp

Prelude> import Data.List
Prelude Data.List> sortBy (\_ _ -> LT) [1, 2, 10, 5, 3]
[1,2,10,5,3]

turns out Haskell's sort is stable even in the face of this sort of adversity

I was kinda expecting it to tell me to go fuck myself

oh

Prelude Data.List> sortBy (\_ _ -> GT) [1, 2, 10, 5, 3]
[3,5,10,2,1]

ASCII-only

:| what

badp

I guess that's an obscure way to reverse a list :D

ASCII-only

what about sort by random (-1, 1) :P

badp

not so fast

I don't think you can easily do that

Ronan

08:48

Random in Haskel is fun

Kevin van der Velden

Why are all 1200 of my logistics robots doing things

Oh, 1400 by now

badp

apparently there is a System.Random package that seems somewhat reasonable

but nothing I'm trying is loading it

gfycat.com/NextDecisiveGodwit

Kevin van der Velden

09:28

Aaaah my parents are in italy

badp

!!

suboptimal

are they expecting to be able to bike places

Kevin van der Velden

Hah I doubt it

badp

are they expecting to find a supermarket in every block

Kevin van der Velden

Also doubtful

badp

are they expecting to find a variety of 200 different kinds of gouda

and just gouda

Kevin van der Velden

09:32

Well my dad definitely isn't (he doesn't like cheese)

badp

are they expecting to find shit weather

are they expecting to subsist on sandwiches

are they expecting to find a reasonable street network with orderly traffic tidily flowing through it

Kevin van der Velden

Well they're also going to venice so definitely not

badp

oh no

I hope what they are expecting is stairs

Kevin van der Velden

And lots of people

badp

and really confusing public transportation information (just use google maps)

and expensive shit restaurants (just check with tripadvisor)

Kevin van der Velden

09:35

I don't think they're modern enough to do any of those things

badp

RIP

hopefully they get lost in one of the islands and still have a good time

I do suppose Venice must be the Italian city with the most Albert Heiny supermarkets -- lots, and most upsettingly small

hardly worthy of the "super" prefix, really

ASCII-only

10:00

so markettes

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What is this Red Flag?

In Super Mega Baseball 2 I notice this red flag next to my portrait. I have yet to play a game online, so what did I do to earn this red flag?

super-mega-baseball-2

Lazers 2.0

10:22

0

Q: Can I replay République's episodes once completed?

I am currently playing Camouflaj's game République on PS4 and as the game was released in the format of episodes, I'm wondering if they'll be available as separate content once I've finished the main storyline, in the fashion of TellTale's games. I think I've heard about a "new episode plus" mo...

republique

0

Q: Accessing an inventory from a distance

Is there a way to open an inventory (chest, furnace, hopper...) using commands in 1.13? Or at least accessing the contents of the inventory, maybe giving yourself the contents of one of the slots?

minecraft-commands

Lazers 2.0

10:38

0

Q: Detect when a player hits a a mob

When i hit a mob with a wooden hoe i want to give that mob slowness, how do i do that? {But without giving other players the debuff.} I tried to do it to do it like this /effect @e[score_Slow_min=1] minecraft:slowness 10 0 true but it still targets me and not the mob.

minecraft minecraft-commands

Lazers 2.0

11:12

-1

Q: Please suggest a good GPU for AMD phenom 2 X6 1100 T

Please suggest a good GPU for AMD phenom 2 X6 1100 T with cost. Ram :8gb DDR3 Already having and Ati Radeon HD 5450 GPU Cod black ops 3 is running slow. Thanks in advance Prashanth.

pc graphics-card

Lazers 2.0

12:02

0

Q: When i launch minecraft via the launcher it doesn't want to start

When I go in the Mincraft Launcher and launch Minecraft (1.8) the Mojang screen shows up, then just freezes and I have to close it via ctrl+alt+del. I tried to uninstall Minecraft then install it again, and I also tried to reinstall Java. What can I do to fix this and let Minecraft launch?

minecraft

GnomeSlice

13:35

Happy birthday @mana

user15026

Saw one of our LRT trains out testing today. That was kinda cool.

ASCII-only

looks at mod rep amounts

wow, PPCG's voting is actually unhealthy

Unionhawk

Meh

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I get more mech tech points?

It takes a long time for my mechs to be repaired between battles. How do I get more mech tech points to speed up repairs?

battletech

Unionhawk

The "ecks dee" upvote factor is high on that site

Just, by the nature of what it is

ToxicFrog

14:05

@Ash Yay! I saw the announcement that they'd be testing this weekend and wondered if you would get to see a train.

user15026

I did!

quartata

14:29

@Unionhawk it's actually because basically every single challenge hits HNQ because it overvalues number of answers (which will always be very high unless it's really hard, in which case it'll get lots of up votes anyways)

ASCII-only

15:07

Hmm. That's true. SO should recalculate answer number weighting periodically

@quartata hmm. Actually should number of answers be factored in at all?

Lazers 2.0

15:29

0

Q: Clash of Clans How are hero summoned unit level determined?

Are the summoned units of barbarian king and archer queen the same level as your own barbarians/archers? I always thought that depended on the level of your hero and not your own units but my level 15 barbarian is summoning level 1 barbs right now and I have level 1 barbs so I am suspecting this ...

clash-of-clans

RedRiderX

15:48

?

GnomeSlice

16:09

@Sterno aside from the second area being so complicated I had to look up where the boss is (which I had to do with dark souls in a few places too) The Surge has some really good level design

I'm into area 3 now and I finally figured out how to fight those weird lunging tripod dog robot things without getting my face wrecked

Nzall

@GnomeSlice did you see my message about Steam having one of the games on your wishlist for free?

@GnomeSlice store.steampowered.com/app/439190/Stories_The_Path_of_Destinies

At least, it was free for me a couple hours ago

Trent Hawkins

ugh... my car has a recall, need to make an appointment.

GodEmperorDune

16:27

@Ash I read this too quickly as HRT train and thought that your province was getting even more trans friendly

GnomeSlice

@Nzall oh nice that game looked really interesting

Wonder if I can figure out how to get it on mobile

quartata

@GodEmperorDune same tbh

GnomeSlice

Nice. Got it, thanks

The new UPS electric trucks are... Cute?

quartata

they look like they're minature

Unionhawk

WE HAVE CHANGED TWO (2) BRAKE LIGHTS SO FAR

COMMUNITY OUTREACH/MUTUAL AID GO

Also it's really hot out here

Holy heck

Private Pansy

16:42

Remember to rehydrate

Ave

17:02

@PrivatePansy you're starting to remind me of one of my partners.

(use.elixi.re/i/jcz.png)

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk its cold and rainy out here, I blame @Wipqozn

@Ave fam, dat avi is cute

Ave

agreed!

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune yeah at least we don't have that

quartata

yeah its easily the worst kind of weather -- its freezing and windy but the rain is intermittent and completely unpredictable

Lazers 2.0

17:28

0

Q: What mech types and variants are in the game?

Navigating trough the in game interface is a bit cumbersome; so I'm looking for a complete list of all mech types and variants in the game, including statistics like hardpoints.

battletech

Ave

17:54

@GodEmperorDune this reminds me of the rupaul trains incident

...I wonder if I can get a trains flag.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune hahahaha nope not quite the same ;)

badp

18:27

It's amazing how much worse overwatch games are in competitive mode than in quickplay/arcade

I think today I've hit PEAK COMPETITIVE

1. go on attack first
2. win in 3 minutes
3. one enemy drops
4. they go on attack
5. they win in 3 mintues
6. two people drop on our team
7. their quitter rejoins

Lazers 2.0

18:58

0

Q: Minecraft modpack heavy lag spikes

Disclaimer: I'm playing Regrowth with the FTB legacy launcher. I set 4 gigabytes of ram for Minecraft (I have 8 ddr3 gigs in total) and in every 30 or 40 seconds a big 10 second lag spike comes in. I usually get around 30-40 fps when it's not lagging and 1-3 when lagging. I read a lot of posts, b...

minecraft mods minecraft-feed-the-beast minecraft-mods

-1

Q: What do the day/night panels do in Kirby’s Dream Course?

Some of the 2-player stages in Kirby’s Dream Course have a sun/moon panel. Hitting it switched the stage from day to night, but didn’t seem to have any effect on gameplay. What does hitting the day/night panel do?

kirbys-dream-course

GnomeSlice

19:17

@StrixVaria you liked Lords Of The Fallen, right

@badp the trick is to get a full crew of six

Otherwise competitive is a waste

I know you don't really like me anymore but let me know if you ever need a +1 for a team

Been playing a lot again lately

Mostly playing tanks

Trying to learn Ana too but I suck ass with her

quartata

@badp does OW not have a system like Dota where gone for 5 minutes = abandon, game is safe to leave?

GnomeSlice

Sorta

You still get a loss but yeah I think you don't get penalized after the countdown

quartata

...weird

One of the nice things about Dota is that the punishment (low priority) is unbelievably hellish

of course the downside is that you can get sent to LP if you get reported enough times, which results in abuse

and then sometimes people want to go to LP so they can be miserable with their fellow trolls. people are weird

What if Dota is actually an allegory for society

GnomeSlice

God help us all

fredley

EUROVISION

user15026

19:33

@fredley you saw this is a thing, yes?

user15026

#Brooklyn99 IS COMING BACK FOR SEASON 6 YOU GUYS ON NBC!!!!! You did this!! You got loud and you were heard and you saved our show!! Thank you!! Thank you to NBC!! NINE NINE!!!!! https://t.co/cTycfF4FoR

Tweeted by melissafumero on May 12, 2018 at 4:02 AM

quartata

yesss

Unionhawk

It's slowed down, but we think we might get a decent handful more later

Changed 7 lights so far

One was an electrical problem though

But at least they have a brand new bulb and that isn't the issue?

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice It was more approachable than Dark Souls which is good but ultimately I didn't finish it.

Unionhawk

Someone almost crashed nearby which would have been awful

But at least there hasn't been any police circling the block

Like some places had

fredley

19:48

@ash YES THANK THE GOOD PLACE

user15026

@fredley I am so so so happy

fredley

20:00

@Ash OMG THAT STAGE INVASION

badp

@quartata no

if 1 player quits the other 11 get a shit game

user15026

@fredley what even was that (I'm watching on silent, at work)

quartata

@badp nice

I don't know why people complain about Valve not doing anything about this when everyone else seems to be far, far worse

gaming community might be a little entitled

OKAY, PANIC.

20:18

Apologies for the Stack Exchange API throwing errors with inbox, notification, and achievement routes this morning. A fix was just deployed and error rates have returned to near 0 again.

Tweeted by Nick_Craver on May 12, 2018 at 7:41 PM

MBraedley

#RelationshipGoals

fredley

YES DENMARK

Fluttershy

@Yuuki Just had my first experience with a hacker in PUBG.

fredley

@ash someone grabbed her mic

Yuuki

@Fluttershy Wow, took you this long?

Fluttershy

20:21

@Yuuki Yep.

Yuuki

Lucky.

fredley

It cut to prerecorded for a while b

before they got her another one

user15026

O.o

badp

21:28

@quartata doing anything about what?

Unionhawk

@quartata overwatch does progressively longer bans up to permanent eventually

badp

@GnomeSlice thanks for the offer, but we're probably too far apart both geographically and in SR

my freshly recalculated worth as a human being is a garbo 2,043

I'm probably being too aggressive and getting killed stupidly as of late

I WILL BE EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IF YOU'RE ANY SOUTH OF 3,500

Nzall

Hungary should win for doing a Ginyu Force Pose #Eurovision #esf18 #ESF18 #Eurovision2018 #hun #Hungary

Tweeted by Younaxx on May 12, 2018 at 9:26 PM

GodEmperorDune

22:04

TSA guidelines, y tho

>
Fidget Spinners

Carry On Bags: Yes
Checked Bags: Yes

lol

> Samsung Galaxy Note 7

Carry On Bags: No
Checked Bags: No

who thought this would be a good idea?

> Hand Grenades

Carry On Bags: No
Checked Bags: No

i didn't know this was a thing either

> Recreational Oxygen

Carry On Bags: No
Checked Bags: No
Non-medically required, flavored or canned oxygen containers are prohibited.

GnomeSlice

@badp I haven't even done my placements this season yet 🙈

Probably not super high though

GodEmperorDune

someone had fun making this list

> Light Saber

Carry On Bags: Yes
Checked Bags: Yes
Sadly, the technology doesn't currently exist to create a real lightsaber. However, you can pack a toy lightsaber in your carry-on or checked bag. May the force be with you.

quartata

@GodEmperorDune aren't these the ones that caught fire

GodEmperorDune

@quartata yes, thats why they are specifically banned

quartata

lol

@GodEmperorDune this doesn't surprise me tbh

GodEmperorDune

22:19

@quartata yeah i get why it's banned, i just didn't know that recreational flavored oxygen was a thing

quartata

For loose definitions of "recreational," since I've mostly heard about it in really smoggy urban areas

Unionhawk

Or altitude

Or as a hangover cure probably

quartata

Now you could probably mess with the mixture of nitrogen/oxygen to legitimately get high but you'd also probably die so maybe don't do that

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk ah like mountain climbing gear

Unionhawk

Pure ox is really good though

GodEmperorDune

22:21

@Unionhawk does that even work?

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune not even that, they sell little canisters at like ski areas

For altitude sickness type stuff

@GodEmperorDune probably?

I mean in the same sense that any hangover cure works probably

Which is always dubious at best

GodEmperorDune

because the real cure is time

quartata

@Unionhawk i dont do mountains

Unionhawk

But it'll make you feel good

quartata

i live at sea level to eagerly await my tsunami overlords

Unionhawk

22:26

Iirc it's fairly good for headaches and such

badp

22:41

Dva won Eurovision

Fluttershy

Okay. I just watched Brooklyn 99 for the first time.

And the second, third, fourth, and fifth times as well. WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG

badp

She is not a toy, you stupid boy (chicken noises)

user15026

@Fluttershy the eternal question :p

user15026

@GodEmperorDune is this the TSA Can I Bring thing?

Unionhawk

Socialism achieved

We had a dozen cars

Fluttershy

22:44

Also, I have to mow my yard, but it's 92 degrees out...

badp

now you have a dozen people and one car?

Unionhawk

Now a dozen people have working brake lights

And will therefore not get pulled over for such things

Including one of our members lol

GodEmperorDune

@Ash yes

user15026

@GodEmperorDune I spent so much time entering random crap into it when I discovered it. It was actually helpful when I was flying but also I was just like "well what about this"

GodEmperorDune

23:04

@Ash i went through every page manually

and i am flying in a few days so there was an initial purpose to it

Ave

@badp wait, really

user15026

@GodEmperorDune but mostly it is just fun going "huh, I never thought about flying with this thing but apparently I can"

GodEmperorDune

@Ash yeah exactly

Lazers 2.0

23:37

0

Q: Can I use Bluetooth earbuds on an Xbox one S controller?

I need to know if I can use Bluetooth earbuds on an Xbox 1 s controller I already tried on a normal Xbox 1 controller

xbox

0

Q: Do I have enough SD storage on my new 2ds xl for updates

I recently bought a new 2ds xl and was wondering if I buy the physical version of Pokemon Sun will I have enough SD space to install the updates for the game?

pokemon-series

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