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00:01
@Avery wow that guy is a great weatherman
@GodEmperorDune I mean I've got nothing to compare to
but yes it was like a decent eli5 post
Oh my god I hope my phone doesn't die in the middle of thia
Consider the following
Grilled cheese sandwich
With pepper jack
On a savory waffle
With bacon
And a bourbon maple syrup
sounds quite lovely.
user15026
00:26
@Unionhawk I am considering and my everything says yes
0
Q: Is there any way to skip the Chemical Plant Zone Act 2 Boss?

PowerlordI absolutely hated the game Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine for the Genesis/Mega Drive. Imagine to my surprise when I'm playing Sonic Mania and I'm suddenly dropped into this game as a boss fight in Chemical Plant Zone Act 2. Is there any way to legitimately skip this boss?

@Unionhawk meh, i prefer to consider the coconut
00:42
some weeb shit I might actually play
I still need to finishi vall-ha11a or whatever it's called
the anime and cyberpunk styles go together really well
eh, dunno if calling it "weeb shit" is the best way to describe it
That's okay
you knew what I meant
oo, apparently it's gory?
hm.. interest declining
01:13
someone can say me what I need to make to have a package android into my java files ?
@MarceloRafael well, wrong chatroom probably
Also, what?
also yes that
I'm beginner in java/android, I need just the SDK ?
I'm a beginner in chats like this. Sorry for anything
you'd be better off with the whole IDE and everything
just install android studio with sdk
user15026
01:29
@GodEmperorDune consider its treeeeeee
oh @GodEmperorDune remember this?
Aug 18 at 19:07, by Avery
@GodEmperorDune we actually had an easter egg that basically replaced "credits"/"about" button with "who did dis?" and added some laughing with tear and ok_hand emojis
considers the coconut
Actual sentence I just heard: "I wonder why there's all these big storms all of a sudden"
@Unionhawk hue
01:36
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
No I just mumbled to myself about how it isn't a god damn mystery and turned around
#OldManUni
I hate every single person
@Unionhawk totally not climate change
that's fake.
01:43
Right, obviously
Must be some coincidence
ethan who?
ethan klein
the guy in h3h3
oh it's an h3 podcast
01:51
yeah also ugh
how does hila manage to be so quiet
@Unionhawk thanks.
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Hebrew Language

Proposed Q&A site for linguists, teachers, students, and speakers of the Hebrew Language.

Currently in definition.

02:29
Soooooo, found one of those "enhanced" aliens and uh... /cc @Sterno @Wipqozn
user15026
That's a lot of little green squares
A disturbingly large number, indeed
@TimStone wat
What is that, 100 health?
RAID BOSS
It would take my guys like 3 full turns of them hitting every shot to do that
02:32
@TimStone what the fuck is this
I guess that's a good time for all your guys to have that mod that gives you a 10% chance to kill
hope you got some shredders in there too
Luckily I have two such members of my squad!
that 3 armor is gonna be annoying
But I'm still terrified
Especially because there's a normal group to the right |:
Thankfully this isn't a timed mission, otherwise whew
02:34
0
Q: Are there any blood pack vendors other than Vandal?

king of panesI kind of burned my bridge with Vandal in Santa Monica, are there other places I can go to if I need to purchase blood packs?

oh are you playing the alien hunter DLC?
i read about this in a review
bro has an AOE
Yeah I left it enabled not knowing that this was a thing
and it seems an old friend is responsible for this particular upgrade
Although, funny, I wonder if my Templar can just take it on with Parry or does the AOE kill him? HMm
that friend being @Wipqozn, naturally
02:41
Ahahahaha I triggered the group and the ambush went excellently and inexplicably the Templar parried a grenade blast and another squad member in the AoE somehow got "Missed" by it?
Xcom is just Pokemon gen 1: a 100 accuracy move still has a 1 in 255 chance to miss for no reason
I'm still debating whether I should try and kill that thing, or just walk around it since I don't have to neutralize all enemies thinking face
I think I read they get a turn every time one of your guys does
If that's true, + 100 hp, wtf
wat
Uh oh @badp triggered it
Crap
02:49
1. Holy crap, it gets reaction every time you do any action
2. It's now opened a RIFT GATE and is trying to escape
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why would it escape if it gets so many actions and has a hundred health
I DON'T KNOW
But it's gone
And half the squad is unconscious
But no one died!
@GodEmperorDune actually Bladestormed it which was pretty great
Anyway I took off most of the first row of health before it left
Does it pinata loot everywhere if you kill it in time except that isn't how xcom works
user15026
02:57
@TimStone Well, that's something...
user15026
Hm, MARTA apparently does not expect anyone who isn't American to want to use their online reloading transit card stuff :P
user15026
YES I AM LOOKING IT UP 106 DAYS IN ADVANCE SHUSH
user15026
Okay, the fact that Google stuck my flight stuff and my AirBnb stuff in one nice cute little trip itinerary thing WITHOUT me asking is neat. I know it's just likely because oh hey the dates match but I like it
@Ash I love that
Google is amazing
user15026
I was like "why is it telling me there's one more thing added to my flight emails, I didn't change my...oh hey I get it"
03:09
cc @Unionhawk
03:23
@Yuuki @Avery linked this i thought
Ugh I should have voted mayo if I had known that people who think that miracle whip is acceptable voted ketchup because of that what the fuck
Like I'll accept light mayo
Fake mayo is a no go
user15026
Miracle whip is good in some very, very specific uses
user15026
(also it doesn't purport to be mayo, it's "salad dressing" afaik)
03:40
@Ash Oop, sorry! I missed your message on Slack.
user15026
giggles no worries
user15026
Dear my printer WHY DO YOU START THE JOB OVER EVERY TIME YOU THINK YOU RUN OUT OF PAPER
user15026
seriously these 7 pages have taken almost 20 pages to print because you are DUMB
04:14
@GodEmperorDune No idea, I screencapped it myself on mobile.
@Ash hrrrrrk
user15026
It basically doesn't have enough oil in it to be a mayonnaise
user15026
so it's a "salad dressing"
user15026
I don't know why I know that but I do
04:58
user image
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cc @GodEmperorDune
As a member of America's Water Tribe, I did actually chuckle at this.
05:25
0
Q: i made a minecraft skin and when i play with it, in game, it looks completelt differens, what do i do?

axl2004I need help, I'm only typing this description because I have to, also, im just wondering how to fix my minecraft skil that I spent two hours on. It's a derp skin with 5 derp faces, and is shows up as a naked person when I play the game, I already tried to glange the skin the slim, but that didn't...

user15026
Okay, in Yo-Kai Watch Fleshy Souls you get to ride trains and have to watch for the right stop and change lines and stuff and it's a very nice riding the train experience
08:11
The third row will probably have to wait until 2034, and maybe longer. If I see a daytime supernova, I'll replace the meteor storm with that and consider it 3/3.
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08:23
0
Q: i cannot find my mods folder in my .minecraft file

ClankyI have tried various tips, such as "make a new 'mods' folder in your thing and put your mod in" and "it automatically creates a new folder for mods on it's own after booting up stuff like Forge". I am running on Windows 10 and I am using Forge for 1.12.1 Any advice that actually works? XD

08:47
@Nzall GIANT METEOR 2016
08:58
@fredley I watched the first ep and I am scared to continue
You'll see in 7 hours
09:09
-1
Q: I'm not able to catch Pokémon that are shown in the pokesnipers list even though I'm not soft banned?

user196528I'm unable to catch any Pokémon shown in the pokesnipers list even though I'm not soft Banned,not even a 10CP Pokémon

-1
Q: Internet connection crashes after ~10 min of stream OBS

halofourteenI'm trying to stream on a 2017 MacBook Air 13" (1.8GHz Intel Core i5, 8GB memory, Intel HD Graphics 6000 for referecne) and latest version of OBS to date (20.0.1) My scene setup is pretty simple. I capture my desktop and desktop sound + my external mic connected via 3,5mm port (with iShowU Audio...

@TimStone its vision is augmented
10:05
I just set up a 55" TV alone and didn't break it. I don't think I'll do that again though, if I can help it. It was seriously heavy compared to my parent's 50", and not many places where I'd dare to hold it.
 
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11:10
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Q: How do I link my old clash of clans village to my new account

Abdullah AlrogiMy clash of clans account is linked to my dads Game Center acount and I want to link it to my account. How?

11:23
is this even real
if it is that's amazing
11:50
@GodEmperorDune, I may be getting 4 more female goats.
cc @GodEmperorDune check this out fam
it's the house for the terrible wikihow illustrations
0
Q: Why do my coins stop accumulating while playing?

user196536When I build a floor my coins are seen adding up as product is sold. But after a while it stops and only changes if I leave the game and come back.

12:14
@TimStone Alien Hunters DLC?
@fredley Well this starts when I'm working by the looks of it, but I got plans tonight so sadly I can't join :(
enjoy misery without me
0
Q: Best way (mathematically/scientifically proven) to arrange spawners in Minecraft?

CoffeeWithMilkHeres a scenario: You have a room 25x25x25 (xyz, not that it matters much) and you'd like to put spawners in it to make a fast spawn farm. You wouldn't just fill it to the brim with spawners because the spawners in the middle would have nowhere to spawn their mobs. I know, the best way to arrang...

12:36
@badp @murgatroid99 The second part is for use as a tagged template string function. developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/…
I looks fine, if somewhat clunky and very slow compared to just String#replace
And of course it's only secure if you use it for HTML content, and not attributes
Since it won't escape stuff like quotation marks
@TheMattbat999 care to elaborate?
Anyway, if you have access to the DOM, you can just insert the content as text anyway
I don't think any of you understand just how pure corgis are. He keeps trying to share that bone with his reflecti… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/905980818379739140
13:01
ugh
I'm at this pizza thingy and they prepared my pizza completely incorrectly
"this pizza thingy"?
@badp I really don't understand that function. In traditional web apps XSS is a problem because templates are rendered server-side, which treat them as strings, and so that results in problems (just like how treating SQL queries as strings instead of structured text with meaning causes SQL injections)
In the browser, you can just directly go mess with the DOM. The function literally uses the function you need to inject content safely.
@Avery have you told them?
If you do any further manipulation with the text, that opens it up for further abuse, so the escape function should only be used right before insertion
But of course like I said above you can just insert it safely using the DOM
@PrivatePansy pizza place on mall
@Hulkerman yup
I don't eat meat so I kinda was forced to say that anyways
yeah that's a pretty good reason
13:12
yeah meh proper pizza is here
@PrivatePansy lol, messing with the DOM
everyone knows you build HTML through string concatenation
html += "<table>";
for(thing of list) {
  html += escapes`
    <tr>
      <th>${thing.name}</th>
      <td>${thing.potatoes}</td>
    </tr>
  `;
}
html += "</table>";
$(".potato-count").html(html);
but at least you can do it without obvious XSSs
everyone knows that
@GodEmperorDune my pgp smartkey ends nicely.
wish it was 05942069 but eh, it's good enough
oh it's the mystical xbox 720
@PrivatePansy I mean wouldn't doing the same thing with pure DOM actually be quite a bit more complicated? especially as you add attributes and the such
probably faster, but also more boilerplate
13:21
@Avery that would've been totally #lit #fam XDDDD meme boi
@badp Sure, but in that case I would (unironically) recommend jQuery
googles
$("body")
.append(
    $("<div>")
    .append(
        $("<div>")
        .append(
            $("<h1>" + title + "</h1>")
        )
    )
    .append(
        $("<div>" + content + "</div>")
    )
);​
well now you're back to having XSSs
I guess there's also
$('<div/>', {
    html: $('<h1/>', {
        html: title
    }).after(
        $('<div/>', {
            'text': content,
            'class': 'content'
        })
    )
}).appendTo('body');
$("body")
.append(
    $("<div>")
    .append(
        $("<div>")
        .append(
            $("<h1>" + title + "</h1>")
        )
    )
    .append(
        $("<div>" + contentNOXSSINTENDED + "</div>")
    )
);​
which is much less shitty
fixed
13:24
@Hulkerman my daily edge quota is filled up already
oh wait lol no it's still got an XSS in the title
@badp $('<div>', { text: content })
'Bridge.kick("Unionhawk","Bastardizing HTML");'
Mobile no likely apostrophe.
Listen man, I just copy pasted @badp's code and added "no xss intended" for xss safety
@Frank You should use jQuery since it's great and does all things - $('#Unionhawk').kick('Bastardizing HTML')
13:27
@PrivatePansy jQuery is itself a bastardization. A useful one, but it mangles JavaScript into a pretzel.
.kick doesn't even take any arguments
You're thinking of $('#Bridge').timeout
which takes 2 args
$("#Unionhawk").mute(99999999);
I will never log off
13:40
@Unionhawk isn't merely chatting, his connection to chat is deeper than that
it's unclear that he can be banned without inducing pharmacological coma
which is a fancy way of saying "kill -SIGSTOP"
and the way it's implemented
@badp sudo shutdown now "#yolo"
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Q: Should aerobraking vessels using SAS aim towards orbital retrograde? Or Surface retrograde?

JSiderisThere's no "air" SAS mode to position your craft relative to surrounding wind speed. So what should the SAS mode be for aerobraking maneuvers? Orbital, or surface? Or, is there a more precise way to orient a vessel relative to wind speed?

the disowner @Wipqozn button is on all user pages
13:47
it's useful in emergencies
hmm I wonder what this actually says
@Avery what do you mean
I've been known to add elements to interfaces before!
how can you know what is real when your eyes aren't?
I really like the Additional Icons mod too
everyone needs additional icons
Good morning Bridge.
14:07
@Wipqozn @TimStone So I hadn't noticed at first, but apparently the posters you make actually show up in-game. And of course people have started dropping their own jpgs in the photos photo so that there is porn everywhere in-game
14:18
.... What game?
all games.
also, your kitchen.
Why are you in my kitchen?
No, you cannot have my cheese danish.
Whoo, back in the house to do demo.
@Nzall It's been overcast the last too nights. Maybe tonight.
14:30
:) :| :( :)
@Yuuki That's quite the range of emotions
The worst thing about wearing a facemask is the constant fogging/de-fogging of your glasses as you breathe out and in.
@MBraedley It's rough. I'm glad that we came out with relatively little damage but we're still going to have to demo pretty much the entire bottom half of the first floor.
@Yuuki A lot of that is just stuff that can be replaced. At least you and your family are fine.
@TheMattbat999 you must be kidding :p
@Avery nice
@GodEmperorDune this is funny because small goats are called kids
14:38
@Avery this is great
@Unionhawk This is funny because it's a RIP @ori joke
I just spent an hour debugging a unittest that only fails in HSQLDB, thought it had to do with JDBC not handling Timestamp parameters properly, turns out it was because I typed a g instead of a G in the thing I'm searching for (HSQLDB is case sensitive by default)
@Nzall Your comment is putting me 50% above my daily recommended intake of alphabet soups
Also, the backyard smells like sewage.
Probably because there's sewage in there somewhere.
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Q: Destiny 2 error code on PS4 pro

ZissouuI keep receiving an error code ce-34878-0 this seems to be a common error I've heard suggestions saying that if I disable HDCP it will reduce the frequency of the error. I tried disabling it and I am still experiencing the error at the same frequency. Any suggestions would be welcomed.

15:22
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Q: Engaging The Chosen Assassin safely

Southpaw HareHow can I engage combat with The Chosen Assassin without taking damage? The Assassin seems to often begin combat (including her first story mission debut) cloaked, being all but completely undetectable until she attacks. She is also often immune to Overwatch fire both before and after being rev...

god dammit
[Looking less and less likely that I opened the right chat window](yolo)
I remembered I stopped playing XCOM because I had a habit of doing so during work and now I blame you @Wipqozn
Also yay @Unionhawk finally hit something
15:44
One shot one kill
@TimStone rekt
@Unionhawk 360 noscope
Listen to Playing Widowmaker Like by totalspiffage dubs #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/totalspiffagedubs/playing-widowmaker-like
Dammit SoundCloud copy to clipboard I just wanted to share the link
Am I still alive in anybody's XCOM game?
@fredley I want my misery horse
lol that Berserker Queen is back
15:57
You're watching Bojack at noon? Darn. Middle of my workday.
@Avery it's darker this season fam
@MadMAxJr We live in the future
@MadMAxJr it's 7pm here
It's midnight here
as ppansy said, we live in future
15:57
Sorry, still no flying cars
aww
You're midnight here
it's high noon
Well I mean the east coast is in the future compared to me and all they're getting is wiped off the face of the earth by a hurricane.
You're all wrong. It's 18:00.
15:58
I would like to watch horse drama-comedy cartoons. :(
@TimStone aaaaaaa did they change something on chat's code when I use your (iirc it was yours) chat keyboard script's ctrl+up thing it now edits my last message and does the other thingy this is so annoying fix pls
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Okay am I getting this wrong? 1700 UTC is 1200 CDT ain't it?
God damnit
Alright @Avery, I'll see what I can do. I asked when they were going to upgrade the chat jquery but nobody ever told me and now they apparently did
looks up thing on untappd EXCUSE ME
250 IBU
16:02
@TimStone there is also some scrolling changes in latest chrome
a lot of "jump to x" stuff seems broken for me across many sites.... many sites
@TimStone can you @ me when you fix it? I'm running my own fork of your code with like 5-6 lines added because hooking to messages is pain (though you know that better than I do probably) and would like to merge the changes.
Sure
@GodEmperorDune Wait, they upgraded jQuery in chat but didn't upgrade that plugin? |:
Oh, I am off. Misery time already started apparently according to the countdown clock.
/me blames @AdamLear as the closest victim
oh hey didn't realize that adam was in the room waves
16:04
@GodEmperorDune Are you sure it's not just resource (i.e. image) loading moving the scroll position?
It's a bug in the scrollTo plugin that was fixed a long time ago but SE hasn't updated
Chrome just finally pulled the plug on the old behaviour that allowed it to still work
@TimStone what did I do?
@Avery o hai
@AdamLear It was someone else but you were the closest employee :P
Someone updated the jQuery version in chat which I knew would break a lot of stuff but didn't know was going to finally happen >_<
Ah, sorry. Didn't know or I'd have given you a heads up
No need for apologies, your site after all ;)
16:09
But if the jQuery.scrollTo plugin wasn't updated at the same time per @GodEmperorDune's comment it really should be |:
@Yuuki :(
@TimStone Honestly, not as bad as I thought it would be.
Part of me wants to sleep in the house so I can use my computer.
@Yuuki what happened with the whole everythign
like the walls and stuff
was water really that crazy to like, actually go through walls?
That's how far the water came up.
So we knocked out the drywall.
Because drywall (and the insulation inside) can get moldy.
ah
16:12
@TimStone jah, I'll pass that along
@TimStone but it was.
it's raining devs
Yeah, you have to be vigilant about cleaning up flood damage. Black mold infestation later will kill your home value and be insanely expensive to repair.
@Oded I mean, I didn't check, so great, thanks :)
I take my scrolling very seriously, you see.
TBH - Chrome 61 changes (body.scrollTop behaviour) helped push the change faster (I was already in the middle of doing it for related reasons, but it coming out...)
16:15
Right
is the thing fixed now?
(I mean I'll update my browser based on that)
@Avery Not the thing with my script, that was because I was abusing jQuery
(so I'll have to figure out an alternative)
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm not used to replying with mouse
so yeah I'll type my reply directly.
yeah I know that script isn't fixed yet, I was talking about scroll
@Yuuki flash drive secure?
16:17
@GodEmperorDune And LastPass is now on my phone.
@Yuuki \o/
And I also changed my master password to some more more memorizable but very long.
Pretty solid video on why modern simpsons is crap, and by extension why mainstream media is crap too.
31mins of why simpsons went down...
16:18
\o/
cc @fredley because classic simpsons best simpsons
@Wipqozn that's why you should get all your news from rick and morty
@TimStone Excellent
@Avery scroll should be fixed, yes.
Neat
also I realized I never thanked @TimStone for the great userscript that made stuff so great and is still quite amazing even without the ctrl+ thing
also the devs for the chat, thanks for this (I don't really feel comfortable pinging employees so meh)
16:24
@Avery A lot of the other stuff @PrivatePansy had a hand in I think, so you can thank him ;)
also thanks @PrivatePansy
Dammit, I forgot to put my growlers in the car this morning.
34 MINUTES REMAIN
Then the moon hits and we reset 3 days?
16:40
0
Q: Dead or Alive 5 Last Round - Character Unlocking and DLC Advice

FrostbiteXIIIJust started playing DOA5LR but only have a couple characters. What is the best (cheapest?) way to unlock all the characters (and possibly story mode). I tried looking through the DLC, but there's just so many (mainly costumes)!

16:51
hm
that was a nice video.
Explains why simpsons went down very well, though I'd enjoy some more explanations and stuff honestly
oh and apparently the guy has a video on yoi
@Avery Posting that in chat might not be agood plan. even if it's just a review.
2
Eh, text linking would probably be fine.
yoi is a mostly sfw anime.
but yeah too late to edit
Your face isn't a good plan
Slightly risqué thumbnail, but we've had worse.
16:57
It's not even
I mean
Two people looking like they might kiss is risque?
Right
also something along the lines of yaoi love not being considered sfw while straight love actually being considered sfw
Also they don't kiss on that scene

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