The Bridge

GodEmperorDune

19:00

@Avery it tends to remove the "what should i do next?" time wasters

Dragonrage

gaming.stackexchange.com/posts/316418/revisions

21 edits O.o

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage its an intense answer

Avery

@GodEmperorDune I have days with zero commits and days with a dozen of them (and I/we tend to do one commit per working feature on this project)

GodEmperorDune

@Avery on your personal or the enterprise ones?

Avery

the "enterprise" ones

GodEmperorDune

19:03

i find my stuff is bursty too

badp

@Dragonrage oh, so that's where the airport is?

Avery

I find myself between a) no new features to implement b) too many to implement

badp

CROSS THAT ONE OFF MY LIST

@Avery make a list

Avery

we do

badp

nothing on the list excites you?

GodEmperorDune

19:05

@Avery if there's too few features, add some easter eggs with dank memes

badp

IMPORTANT REALIZATION

GodEmperorDune

too many, do the ones that will anger @badp the most first

badp

I have a promotional insulated water bottle from work

the cap, when placed on a table, spins like an inefficient fidget spinner

GodEmperorDune

\o/

badp

LIFE HAXXX

you do have to give it just enough force or it'll topple

but if it does topple it keeps spinning

Avery

19:07

@GodEmperorDune we actually had an easter egg that basically replaced "credits"/"about" button with "who did dis?" and added some laughing with tear and ok_hand emojis

Yuuki

@Dragonrage "New XXX" sounds NSFW.

badp

just a lot less

Avery

I think I nuked it while I was re-organizing the main menu

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki New Safe For Work?

@Avery why are you killing memes fam?

Avery

@GodEmperorDune 2 things: emoji licensing is a pain, and I intended to include it in a language of "meme", but localization isn't in place yet and we're on RC

badp

19:13

is there a name for a number where each digit is represented in a different base

Yuuki

terminology

Avery

I can license emojione, but twemoji would look much better, and... twemoji is actually licensed under MIT.

added to todo.

badp

16 = 0₁ 1₂ 0₃ 1₅ 0₁

wait no

um

Avery

oh

twemoji images are CC BY 4.0, code is MIT

badp

wait yes

Avery

19:16

well yeah I can actually make CCBY4.0 fit in

badp

wait no

Unionhawk

yeah, it's not SA or NC

so you should be pretty much good

badp

oh yeah

0 + 1 * 1 + 0 * 1*5 + 1 * 1*5*3 + 0 * 1*5*3*2 = 16

Yuuki

@Unionhawk It's not Switch Axe or North Carolina?

badp

I know how to number

I KNOW HOW TO NUMBER YOU GUYSE

Unionhawk

19:19

I'm confused

badp

do numbers confuse you

I was slightly confused myself

but I have a handy chart

 1 => 0₁ 0₂ 0₃ 1₅ 0₁
 2 => 0₁ 0₂ 0₃ 2₅ 0₁
 3 => 0₁ 0₂ 0₃ 3₅ 0₁
 4 => 0₁ 0₂ 0₃ 4₅ 0₁
 5 => 0₁ 0₂ 1₃ 0₅ 0₁
 6 => 0₁ 0₂ 1₃ 1₅ 0₁
 7 => 0₁ 0₂ 1₃ 2₅ 0₁
 8 => 0₁ 0₂ 1₃ 3₅ 0₁
 9 => 0₁ 0₂ 1₃ 4₅ 0₁
10 => 0₁ 0₂ 2₃ 0₅ 0₁
11 => 0₁ 0₂ 2₃ 1₅ 0₁
12 => 0₁ 0₂ 2₃ 2₅ 0₁
13 => 0₁ 0₂ 2₃ 3₅ 0₁
14 => 0₁ 0₂ 2₃ 4₅ 0₁
15 => 0₁ 1₂ 0₃ 0₅ 0₁
16 => 0₁ 1₂ 0₃ 1₅ 0₁
17 => 0₁ 1₂ 0₃ 2₅ 0₁
18 => 0₁ 1₂ 0₃ 3₅ 0₁
19 => 0₁ 1₂ 0₃ 4₅ 0₁
20 => 0₁ 1₂ 1₃ 0₅ 0₁
21 => 0₁ 1₂ 1₃ 1₅ 0₁
22 => 0₁ 1₂ 1₃ 2₅ 0₁
23 => 0₁ 1₂ 1₃ 3₅ 0₁
24 => 0₁ 1₂ 1₃ 4₅ 0₁

Unionhawk

why do you have a number system that is 5 digits with 4 bases

badp

it actually solved the problem I was dealing with

Unionhawk

Apr 24 at 11:01, by badp

ytho

badp

it actually solved the problem I was dealing with

I solved the problem

WITH NUMBERS

murgatroid99

19:23

What's the point of two digits that are always 0? You could just omit those

GodEmperorDune

@badp did you make up a new problem just to have something to solve?

Yuuki

@badp I'm not sure you can consider that "handy".

badp

@murgatroid99 well not in the context of the problem I was dealing with

which if you will was generating every five-digit sequence in these bases

...and using them as array indexes

Yuuki

I think you might be the problem you're dealing with.

Avery

@Yuuki cc @Wipqozn on that sick burn

GodEmperorDune

19:25

i'm starting to think that @badp works for the timecube guy

badp

WHAT CAN I DO

PERL DOESN'T HAVE yield AND A MAN HAS TO MAKE DO

Yuuki

Are we sure they're not related?

murgatroid99

@badp But there's no information content there. You could just generate all of the 3 digit sequences, then just stick a 0 on each end

badp

@Yuuki what, perl and yield?

Ronan

@GodEmperorDune @badp works for himself?

badp

19:25

@murgatroid99 ah, I'm solving this problem for the general sequence of bases

GodEmperorDune

@Ronan cc @Wipqozn on that sick burn

murgatroid99

@badp Oh. Is this for multidimensional arrays represented as single dimensional arrays?

badp

"I think $bridge_goer is $adverb worse than @Wipqozn"
["I think"] ["murgatroid_99", "badp", "GodEmperorDon't"] ["is"] ["definitely", "way"] ["worse than @Wipqozn"]
0 0 0 0 0 → I think murgatroid_99 is definitely worse than @Wipqozn
0 0 0 1 0 → I think murgatroid_99 is way worse than @Wipqozn
...

Unionhawk

oh god

BlueBarren

> Did you know Iceland is one sea away from Ireland?

Avery

19:28

honestly that's quite clever

> Did you know Europe is one ocean away from The Americas?

badp

@Avery nah, I just presented the problem backwards just to be difficult because it's like half past 9 and my work week is over and I'm unwinding

I could have used recursion but I didn't feel like hand-writing a recursive generator

GodEmperorDune

@badp but if each digit is a different base, you can convert from base @badp to base 10 easily, but can you go from base 10 to base @badp just as easily?

badp

@GodEmperorDune well, that's literally what I'm doing in my code (except just by incrementing the number stepwise), but a direct conversion would happen by repeated divisions just like they taught you on pen and paper I'm sure

Unionhawk

With some clever integer division possibly

yeah

I mean you can't just go Convert.ToBase2(wharrgarbl) or anything

badp

19> int 27 / (1*2*3*5*1*1), 27 % (1*2*3*5*1*1)
$res[15] = [
0,
27
]

20> int 27 / (2*3*5*1*1), 27 % (2*3*5*1*1)
$res[16] = [
0,
27
]

21> int 27 / (3*5*1*1), 27 % (3*5*1*1)
$res[17] = [
1,
12
]

22> int 12 / (3*5*1*1), 12 % (3*5*1*1)
$res[18] = [
0,
12
]

24> int 2 / (1*1), 2 % (1*1)
$res[20] = [
2,
0
]

25> int 0 / (1), 0 % (1)
$res[21] = [
0,
0
]

GodEmperorDune

19:32

@badp but with the same base for all the digits, you won't run into 2 alternate ways to represent a base 10 number. Is it the same here?

badp

there I fix it

or not

whatever

Unionhawk

badp

@GodEmperorDune I believe the answer is no, since I've enumerated all possibilities above

Avery

@Unionhawk thanks for this, I will now post it on random subreddits for internet karma

Tim Stone

I think the online dots in Slack are now a slightly brighter green colour but I may just also be having fever-induced hallucinations, hmm

badp

19:38

you can prove it easily with mathematical induction

Avery

@TimStone they are

they also changed some other stuff

and broke my css

Tim Stone

oh no

now I'm not going to be able to unsee this

Avery

chat broke

and it's back

also this is why I want to yell at slack

Yuuki

Huh, so Chat was redirecting to A51 for a bit.

Avery

look at that

Yuuki

19:45

I guess they got angry at us for @NOPE.

Avery

@ardaozkal Hey I’m on vacation, but I have some ideas… https://twitter.com/haneycodes/status/898631197684670464

Tweeted by Nick_Craver on August 18, 2017 at 7:44 PM in reply to ardaozkal

back to slack-yelling

the color on top part was how my theme looked like before

now they did some stuff and now everything is broke again

user15026

hahaha now my MSE rep is 666

badp

\o/

Yuuki

So I ate Montreal smoked meat for lunch.

Opinion: brisket is better.

Unionhawk

This is likely true

Lazers 2.0

19:52

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badp

Yuuki

I feel like they overseason their meat.

user15026

@Yuuki noooope. You are most wrong.

Yuuki

@Ash I stood in line at Schwartz's. Even Rudy's was better.

Or at the very least, on par.

user15026

Then again, that might just be because I've never really had a lot of things that weren't MSM, because it's used....everywhere here

Yuuki

19:56

Maybe I'm just used to the only seasoning on my meat being salt.

Unless it's ribs.

user15026

And I'm used to the opposite, more often than not

user15026

So I suspect we're just coming at it from very different food perspectives :)

Yuuki

But MSM feels way over seasoned to where it hides the flavor of the meat.

Unionhawk

Wait, what is the meat in question here

Texas Brisket vs Montreal Brisket?

Yuuki

I also wonder if it's possible to open a proper barbecue place in Montreal. I know Texas is weirdly lax about zoning because I heard you can't burn charcoal inside city limits in NYC.

@Unionhawk Montreal smoked meat looks like brisket just without the bark.

Which is heinous, imo.

Unionhawk

19:59

Google says...

ye it's brisket

> typically served in the form of a light-rye bread sandwich accompanied with yellow mustard.

hmm

I'm unsure that texas brisket is the correct comparison here

Yuuki

If they're using the same parts of the cow, I'm gonna compare those two.

Unionhawk

Yeah, but like

corned beef is brisket

Yuuki

Since you're using meat that could otherwise be used to make brisket.

Unionhawk

and that's definitely not in the same category aside from cut

Yuuki

Corned beef is a monstrosity, don't talk to me about corned beef.

Unionhawk

20:02

/remove Yuuki

Now I need to go to Izzy's tomorrow (localish sandwich place that specializes in reubens)

thanks

Yuuki

Any meat that could be used to make brisket and isn't used to make brisket better taste just as good or better than brisket.

Tim Stone

mmm reubens

Unionhawk

Texas brisket is pretty good to be sure

but there are a lot of cows

it's not like we have a shortage of the meat

Yuuki

In all seriousness, the meat was pretty good. And I don't know how big the cattle industry is in Canada, so maybe history's involved.

Unionhawk

I mean

Even if it isn't big NAFTA is a thing

for now

Tim Stone

20:06

Give me reubens

Yuuki

Sure, but Texas has a long history with beef and the cattle industry.

It might be like the whole katana thing where they've done the best with what they have.

Or taste is subjective, but that sounds totally crazy.

Incidentally, 94% of Quebec City residents speak French as a first language. Do they just exile any kids that learn English first?

Unionhawk

Yes

Tim Stone

French Canadians shakes head

badp

so what is worse, Quebec or Belgium

BlueBarren

Hold the phone

Tim Stone

20:11

Hmm, that's a good question

BlueBarren

is it customary to bring something in on your last day of work?

a gift to your boss if you're an intern?

badp

I think Belgium is a bit more balanced but maybe @Arperum knows otherwise

user15026

@TimStone yeeeep.

Tim Stone

@BlueBarren Uhhhh, I have not been an intern, but I would not do this I don't think

Arperum

@badp 60% Dutch, 40% French speaking. Frenchies all live in the southern half

badp

20:14

@BlueBarren if anything it should go the other way around

depending on the work environment, your giving a gift to your manager could very much look like an attempt at bribery

make triple sure you check and follow your code of conduct if there is any

if you do proceed make sure it's 100% symbolic

I don't know, fold some paper in a funny shape.

Ronan

Bringing cake or snacks for the office would probably be a better idea.

BlueBarren

@TimStone @badp I saw a post on Reddit where the intern was doing this so I was concerned

we are going out for lunch the day before my last day though

badp

you're not expected to pay for everyone

Unionhawk

Yeah no

If anything, heck, I've had some "intern leaving" lunches on the corporate card

take that, betsy "no free lunch" devos

Lazers 2.0

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The Mattbat999

20:26

No free lunch! Oh No!!!

badp

if it's a proper team event, it should be on the corporate card

Unionhawk

yes

djsmiley2k

youtube.com/channel/UCBJZdQUAFBpDCuyNb_7AyHw

my friend needs new subscribers for his new chan, plz much love ;)

James

20:45

1 video?

Thats a little early to be asking for subs ;)

Avery

not sure if putting "like" "share" "subscribe" on thumbnail is a good idea tbh

The Mattbat999

Go sub to xSlyfer, if you can

Avery

but yeah I'd like to consider subscribing after a couple videos

(I'm also not sure the channel name is a good one)

user15026

@TheMattbat999 why?

Kevin van der Velden

Who?

Lazers 2.0

20:54

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Q: Minecraft command block question

I need a command that gives a villager spawn egg with custom trades I want every item in the game to be in the villager thanks

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Trent Hawkins

Someone put a lot of effort into this resignation letter that the trump will never read;

I can't believe this is a coincidence in letter of resignation from the President's Committee on the Arts & the Hum… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/898578790258847744

Tweeted by WilDonnelly on August 18, 2017 at 4:14 PM

Mad Scientist

21:13

@TrentHawkins I saw that earlier, it's pretty cool and certainly intentional

Yuuki

@KevinvanderVelden I dunno, but judging a book by its cover, a name with "x" and one of the Yu-Gi-Oh Egyptian God Cards sounds like someone I wouldn't be interested in subbing to.

I actually don't think I'm subbed to anyone on YouTube.

And I've watched every Kurzgesagt and Binging With Babish video.

Actually, that card is spelled "Slifer", right?

@Uni pls halp

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

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Call Of Duty

Proposed Q&A site for professional and experienced call of duty players

Currently in definition.

DanmakuGrazer

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment lmao

Unionhawk

@Yuuki unknown

Frank

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment That user is going to need to be burninated.

Avery

21:26

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment yespls

user15026

@Avery why?

Avery

@Frank indeed

Frank

According to his profile, he's only 11.

user15026

Dealt with.

Unionhawk

Also I have 2 random friend requests from Splatoon and I... Have a feeling it's related to me topscoring a lot on aerospray turf War lol

Or I played Salmon run with them

Idk

Avery

21:31

@Ash sorry for late reply, was filing report for the user and kinda got distracted with a ping on am.se. It was a sarcastic cheer, in the sense that it has a not so great community. Kinda like minecraft.

(obviously with all "toxic" communities, some people are good, some people are bad)

user15026

@Avery hahaha okay I was like I'm so lost :P

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

22:11

2

Minecraft fanatics

Proposed Q&A site for anyone loving Minecraft.

Closed before being launched.

DanmakuGrazer

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment \> > >

Yeah I give up on doing that

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: modded worlds wont generate

maybe I was a bit dramatic in the title. the worlds will generate just fine. but when I try to enter the world I get this message "shutting down internal server" and if I do get on anything I do it goes to "shutting down internal server" by the way I am using a modpack called crazycraft version 3...

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Avery

22:23

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment I'll @ash for this. The use has same name as the one previously COPPA nuked and a 2 at the end of it, bio doesn't include age anymore. Is it flag worthy?

GodEmperorDune

@Avery coppa nuke is not immediate

a mod puts in a request to staff to backend delete

user15026

@Avery Okay, everyone's gotta cool their jets, I'm on this.

user15026

I've alerted those that need alerting, they will do what needs doing.

user15026

This stuff takes time, it's not something I can do, and we gotta wait for those who can to have time to do so, and it's 6:30 pm EST on a Friday.

Avery

I know, was just asking if it also needs attention

Yuuki

22:26

Frank

@Yuuki That's creative.

Avery

that's art

GodEmperorDune

@Ash another reason for everyone to be on west coast, best coast time

user15026

I feel weird about it making me hungry

Yuuki

@Ash It's so weird to realize that I'm currently on Eastern Time.

Unionhawk

22:29

@Avery nah, the missiles have been launched already

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki literally rekt

Unionhawk

@Yuuki how does it feel to be on the best time zone

StrixVaria

There's apparently a Pokemon Sun/Moon tournament going on on Twitch, but it's on the official Pokemon channel, so I wonder what ruleset they're using.

user15026

@Yuuki Oh yeah, you're not usually EST are you?

StrixVaria

EST is bEST

user15026

22:31

@Avery Nope, everything is handled :)

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria yeah there's like a world championship going on right?

StrixVaria

That's what it says.

Yuuki

@Ash Yeah, typically on CST.

GodEmperorDune

hey when did we change the room description

yall misspelled "intensive purposes"

Yuuki

@Unionhawk I dunno, lack of Texas brisket in EST automatically disqualifies it from being best time zone.

GodEmperorDune

22:33

@Yuuki texas brisket is pretty awesome, it's one of Texas' only redeeming qualities

Kevin van der Velden

@Yuuki we can just ship texans to EST places to make it for us

Well, I say us, but clearly CET is best time zone

Says so right in the name

Unionhawk

@Yuuki I mean, you can find brisket

It won't necessarily be even mid tier Texas grade

StrixVaria

I'm not 100% sure what brisket is but I'm fairly confident I wouldn't like it.

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria beef barbecue

StrixVaria

No thanks.

GodEmperorDune

22:37

texas does good BBQ of most things

chicken, pork, fish

maybe even tofu?

Unionhawk

I have seen vegan barbecue yes

Like jackfruit or something

Frank

@Unionhawk Isn't that just regular barbecue?

GodEmperorDune

i've seen grilled watermelon but imo that is an atrocity

Frank

I mean, that's what hamburgers are.

GodEmperorDune

@Frank its slow cooked for a very long time and very flavorful

Unionhawk

22:39

No, like, hmm

Frank

So like pulled pork, but for beef?

Yuuki

@Frank Hamburgers are grilled. Usually over a direct flame.

Unionhawk

Yes

GodEmperorDune

@Frank no like solid pieces

closer to how you do barbecue ribs

Frank

@Yuuki Yeah, which is what a barbecue is, right?

GodEmperorDune

22:40

@Frank no, barbecue and grilling are different things

especially with texas

Frank

Then I'm guessing my definition of barbecue doesn't match yours.

Kevin van der Velden

BBQ is indirect heat right?

Yuuki

In Texas, barbecue typically means indirect heat.

Frank

Because to me, that is what a barbecue is.

GodEmperorDune

dammit @Wipqozn i am so hungry right now

Yuuki

22:41

Also, low-temps with very long cook times.

I think iconic Texas brisket is cooked at around 200 degrees for upwards of 8 hours.

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Frank

@Yuuki This sounds like crockpotting. Or maybe pressure cooking.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki so barbecuing and smoking are equivalent in texas?

Kevin van der Velden

Pressure cooking is definitely different as it involves pressure to change the boiling point of water

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Very close, to my understanding.

user15026

22:43

@Unionhawk I've seen jackfruit used a lot to make pulled "pork" style stuff

Kevin van der Velden

Also you all are making me hungry

user15026

@Frank Neither, really

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Frank

@Ash I'm missing the distinction, then.

GodEmperorDune

@Frank those have a lot more fluid involved

the heat gets applied through air/smoke instead of hot liquid

StrixVaria

22:44

Daughter: "Daddy, what are you playing?"
Me: "Nothing, I'm watching someone play a game."
Daughter: "Why?"
Me: "I...don't know."

2

user15026

Crockpot is like a long slow braise.

Unionhawk

I mean we've done pulled pork in a Crock-Pot a lot

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Wouldn't that really dry it out?

GodEmperorDune

@Frank yes, that's why you do it at low temps instead to keep it moist

also the meat is usually wrapped in like foil with some sauce

user15026

Also, marinades and stuff too help is my understanding

Fluttershy

22:46

@StrixVaria lol

Yuuki

At Franklin's, I think he spritzes water or apple juice every thirty minutes or hour.

Probably water, Texans are hardcore about not adding anything to meat other than salt.

user15026

@StrixVaria laughs Why is one of the most annoying questions because so often there's not an answer

StrixVaria

I answer it as much as I can, but sometimes she asks nonsensical questions.

Yuuki

Maybe a tiny bit of pepper if you're weird.

StrixVaria

"What's that?" "Milk." "Why?"

Yuuki

22:49

Sometimes, I think an English etymologist might make the best parent.

user15026

@StrixVaria "Because it came out of a cow" is my best answer to that

Avery

The way children ask something and just, very, very much fail to elaborate on it is kinda magical (and annoying)

user15026

@Avery A lot of it is that they don't know how to elaborate

StrixVaria

@Ash But that's not why it's milk, that's an explanation of how it came to be.

user15026

@StrixVaria true, true.

Yuuki

22:49

"Why?" <long spiel about the evolution of the word "milk">

user15026

The why of milk is a little too existential for me

StrixVaria

The other day she asked me why there was water on the outside of my glass, and she was gone by the time I finished explaining how condensation forms.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki and the flavor from burning different mixes of wood

Avery

@Yuuki ooh that reminds me about how my sister asked why same thing can be found for like 15try somewhere and 60try somewhere else

Yuuki

@StrixVaria Should've told her that the glass was sad because you weren't drinking out of it.

Avery

22:51

I may have gone on a rant on capitalism

user15026

Now I want to find "proper" barbecue, and there are a couple southern food places nearish me but I have no idea how authentic they are

Avery

also this

user15026

(And I can't really asked @WorldEngineer to judge as he doesn't eat beef or pork in any real sense)

GodEmperorDune

@Ash but he's southern

Yuuki

@Avery Should've told her that the 60try thing was made by someone who wasn't as good at his job. Therefore, it costs 45 more trys.

user15026

22:53

@GodEmperorDune He lives in the south, yes. Wasn't born in the south, tho.

Avery

nope, it's exact same thing

user15026

@Yuuki facedesk

user15026

That was terrible

GodEmperorDune

@Avery the higher priced item is from a tryhard

Yuuki

@Ash :D

Avery

22:54

oh I just got @Yuuki's joke

that was good.

StrixVaria

It's funny how adults don't generally want you to teach them things. When people comment on how "of course the new pharmacy opened right next to the old one" sarcastically and then I say unsarcastically, "yes, of course it did, that's where it's going to do the best business".

Avery

I approve.

GodEmperorDune

@Avery hue, fam

StrixVaria

And they never want to understand why, they just complain about how it's inconvenient for them.

Avery

back on topic, same bag, sold at the warehouse and the regular stores of the same brand.

user15026

22:55

@StrixVaria It frustrates me because I want to know things and often I can't get people to explain them to me

GodEmperorDune

@StrixVaria yeah but kids going all the way back to the big bang for most things is an entirely different class of problems

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune "But why did the Big Bang happen?"

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki here's a stack of astrophysics books, you tell me

Yuuki

"Because a bunch of soulless executives realized that people will watch any comedy so long as you make pop culture references, tell unfunny jokes that may involve science, and star Kaley Cuoco."

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki it bothers me that the actress is not from lol-lon ranch

user15026

22:59

@Yuuki In all seriousness, Astrophysics for People in a Hurry does a decent job of explaining that sort of thing

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune It should bother you more that she doesn't turn into a flying invincible ragebeast that summons invulnerable allies when you poke at her with a sword a couple times.

And making that "joke" should qualify me as a Big Bang Theory writer.

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