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Lazers

02:08

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Q: Is the Jack Phantom different from the other Phantoms?

Depending on end result of Grissom Academy, I killed her quickly with my sniper rifle and didn't have time to see if anything was different.

mass-effect-3

John

I still say it's pretty bad that I can be on the first page of all-time voters on a site I'm not even active on.

(Yes, that is a guy with 23 reputation one position lower than Bryan Denny♦)

Ben Brocka

lasers...hurt

Tim Stone

@BenBrocka Lazers lasers, or Rannoch lasers?

Ben Brocka

Giant, frickin' 3 meter wide lasers

Tim Stone

Ah, yes...

Grace Note

02:14

Those do sound like they might be painful.

Tim Stone

> As a side note to all space weapon R&D departments out there: I like my targeting lasers to work more quickly than, you know, the lasers trying to BURN ME TO A CRISP. – Tim Stone mar 9 at 16:34

Ben Brocka

epic slow mo event though

agent86

urgh, vega and ashley?

tzenes

don't lasers cauterize the wounds?

agent86

cmon ash! you've got more standards than that :/

I think he slipped her something

Tim Stone

02:15

I'm not sure if it's still considered a wound if you've been vapourised.

tzenes

well, I could imagine only part of you getting vapourised

Grace Note

@TimStone I like Raven's "problem #2" there.

Tim Stone

@agent86 I feel like in that scenario she's almost better off dead.

Aye. :D

John

I can't believe I'm installing IE6...

Grace Note

...why are you...?

Wipqozn

02:20

@John ...

We used to be frenemies @John, but now?

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote I don't know why everything in the galaxy is trying to kill me. I'm a decent person, honest!

John

Apparently LoL demands it.

Wipqozn

now we're nothing.

Ben Brocka

sorry tali

Grace Note

I was under the impression anyone who had to use it was because it was already installed.

Raven Dreamer

02:21

@John hwha?

John

@Wipqozn Harsh.

Grace Note

@John ...what?

John

@RavenDreamer I'M JUST DOING WHAT THE INSTRUCTIONS SAY

cc @GraceNote

tzenes

wait, what?

Grace Note

What instructions?

Raven Dreamer

02:21

@John Tell us what you're trying to do before you do something you regret.

Wipqozn

@John I'm sorry, but I can't be frenemies with someone who would install IE6.

tzenes

why are you using IE6?

isn't microsoft trying to deprecate that?

John

@GraceNote These

Wipqozn

@tzenes They already did.

Raven Dreamer

Threatening to use IE6 has raised @Tzenes from the dead.

5

John

02:22

@RavenDreamer I'm trying to bring @tzenes back, obviously.

tzenes

you don't understand, my full time job is building websites

I hate IE6 with a passion

also, LoL loading screen

Raven Dreamer

@tzenes hate?

@John That is for league of legends 1.0.0

Ben Brocka

Hate.

Raven Dreamer

That's way back in beta.

John

@RavenDreamer Seriously?

Grace Note

02:23

@tzenes Last I checked, they did.

John

Ugh.

@RavenDreamer What version am I supposed to have?

Wipqozn

@John The latest one.

tzenes

Udyr, is a jungler, yes a well known jungler, yes and Udyr is a Jungler, and I'm a jungler tooooooo

Ben Brocka

I was gonna say, there's no way LoL requires IE6 for anyp art of their site

John

If that's way back in beta, why is the latest test of it from yesterday...?

@RavenDreamer Which one?

Raven Dreamer

02:24

@John na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=1799844 ?

Grace Note

@RavenDreamer ...you need to login to see that?

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote Ah. It's in the testing forum.s

boompje.net

Though maybe not.

That's a year old.

John

@RavenDreamer That's Mac. I don't have Mac. Ubuntu all the way.

Raven Dreamer

Oh.

Grace Note

Oh, @Wipqozn, I've been listening to some of the tracks. I'm mighty disappointed that one of my favorite SNES era themes has been transformed into some kind of ugly shouty death metal stupid.

Raven Dreamer

02:27

Well, I assumed if you were using Wine.

John

@RavenDreamer > You must first create a Summoner by logging into League of Legends before logging into our website.

Wipqozn

@GraceNote Which one? I've been having internet problems, so the album only just finished DLing about 20 minutes go.

Raven Dreamer

@John You can't create an account from an ubuntu box?

Grace Note

@Wipqozn You'll figure out when you hit the song that's ugly shouty death metal stupid.

Ian Pugsley

@GraceNote I want to listen to SNES era themes transformed into some kind of ugly shouty death metal stupid!

John

02:28

@RavenDreamer Err, I thought I had. I thought that error meant they wanted me to log into the game...

Grace Note

@IanPugsley It's one of the songs from maverick.ocremix.org/index.php

John

Which I obviously can't do.

Raven Dreamer

@John Nay.

You just need to log into their website.

Wipqozn

@GraceNote haha, okay. I'm curious who remixed it. There was one on Serious MOnkey Business as well that was shouty death metal, curious if they were remixed by the same person.

Grace Note

@Wipqozn Alternatively, you could logic which is my one of my favorite themes by at least logicking which robot it belongs to.

Raven Dreamer

02:29

@John how 'bout this? na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=973373

Grace Note

@Wipqozn No, it was done by Cyril the Wolf and Brandon Snell. Not all of their songs were ugly shouty death metal stupid, so that's why I was really disappointed that one of the songs I looked forward to was.

John

@RavenDreamer That looks promising, but I see IE6 in the deps, so I'm wondering if that's the newest version either...

Grace Note

Really, the big hint is that I'm a fan of brothers. If you can't figure that out from that, you should turn in your Megaman Fan badge.

agent86

@TimStone yeahhh, I don't think all the shower gel in the world is going to wash away that mistake....

Raven Dreamer

@agent86 they hooked up?

Grace Note

02:31

(Not really, but I'd be really awesome pleased if you did figure it out just from that big hint)

agent86

@RavenDreamer indeed

Raven Dreamer

Note to self: Sacrifice Ashley on Virmire in all future playthroughs. It is for the best.

Ben Brocka

@agent86 barf

Raven Dreamer

Even if she has awesome armor in ME3.

Ben Brocka

@RavenDreamer Shoot Kaiden too. They're both jerks in ME3

agent86

02:32

@RavenDreamer RIP ashley. you will be missed, but it's better this way

John

@RavenDreamer Can you tell which version this is?

Raven Dreamer

@BenBrocka but he hasn't given me Reave yet!

Wipqozn

@GraceNote Is there more than one Gravity Beetle song?

John

appdb.winehq.org/appimage.php?bThumbnail=true&iId=38469

Wipqozn

Because the one on the first disc isn't shouty death metal.

Ben Brocka

02:32

@RavenDreamer well get it it an shoot him in the next playthrough

Grace Note

@Wipqozn Yes, there are at least two (I'm just now listening to the one from the first disc).

Ben Brocka

Didn't realize I was missing a bonus power by telling him to ^$%^ off

Grace Note

Also, I'm really happy you caught that big hint. ♪

Wipqozn

shades

Raven Dreamer

@John At least the Akali patch.

LessPop_MoreFizz

02:34

@RavenDreamer Reave is so good.

John

@RavenDreamer Which is how recent?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Only better bonus power is Defense Drone for Vanguards.

Raven Dreamer

@John over a year old.

@LessPop_MoreFizz I havne't experimented with that.

John

@RavenDreamer sigh

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RavenDreamer Facts about Defense Drone: It floats in a circle around Shepards head.

It is not a valid target for enemy attacks. It cannot be killed.

It does decent damage to anything within it's range from Shepard.

It can be upgraded to stun or knockdown anything it hits.

Raven Dreamer

02:35

Sounds like a robot halo of death.

Wipqozn

I need to play through the X games again.

Lazers

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Q: Does Explosive Hack deal damage only to enemies?

One of the rank 5 evolutions for the Sabotage power is called Explosive Hack. The description for this power reads: Synthetics explode when destroyed, dealing 490 points of damage across a 4 meter radius Having my enemy explode after I've killed it with Nova could leave me in an even more v...

mass-effect-3

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Q: Can I view the outcomes of decisions from past games?

In Mass Effect 3, quite a few events depend on how decisions from Mass Effect 1 and 2 turned out. The game shows what decisions I made when I imported the save at the beginning, but once I am already playing, is there any way to see or determine what decisions I made in the previous games?

mass-effect-3

LessPop_MoreFizz

Vanguards are frequently in melee range of valid targets.

Melee range = Defense Drone range.

I think you can figure out the rest.

Also, holy shit I see an @tzenes in the chat list.

@tzenes hi.

Grace Note

@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't think tzenes is pronounced with a vowel sound at the start.

Wipqozn

Mega Man has always been one of my favourite series. The reason being that Mega MAn X was the first game that ever really sucked me in. I rented it waaaay back in the day and played it non-stop for the 3 days I had it haha.

Raven Dreamer

02:36

@GraceNote I pronounce it "tuh-zeeeeeeens"

Grace Note

@Wipqozn Did you ever see the Sequelitis on Megaman X?

Wipqozn

@GraceNote I've watched it multiple times even!

Raven Dreamer

@Wipqozn I bought Maverick Hunter X last night.

Grace Note

@RavenDreamer That still doesn't have a vowel sound at the start!

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote I have.

Wipqozn

02:37

@RavenDreamer I'd buy that if I had PSP.

Grace Note

@Wipqozn So've I! Now that you've evicted @John from being a frenemy, we should totally improve our ally status!

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote Aha. I didn't see what you were referring to.

Wipqozn

Although I prefer the 16-bit graphics over the 3D ones.

John

@GraceNote You don't like me either?

Wipqozn

@GraceNote Sounds good to me.

John

02:37

:(

Raven Dreamer

@Wipqozn Oh god. I hope you never see the iOS graphics. :(

tzenes

"seens"

Wipqozn

Actually, that reminds me, I need to watch the OVA from Maverick Hunter

tzenes

and hi @less

Ben Brocka

@RavenDreamer ohh, I wonder if that's availible for the Vita

Grace Note

02:38

@John Our status isn't changed, actually.

@BenBrocka He has a Vita, it was his first purchase and his first mistake in crossing me.

Raven Dreamer

@BenBrocka Since I'm playing it on the Vita...

John

@GraceNote Changed from..?

Grace Note

@John From its current state, naturally.

Ben Brocka

Ahh, that's cool

John

@GraceNote Which is...?

Ben Brocka

02:39

still have some other psp games to play and Uncharted to play more of first tho

never did finish Prinny 2

Grace Note

@John Slowly improving as the duration of this continues

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote See, the problem with me, is that I have a horrible memory. If you don't keep reminding me to do something, I'll never do it.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GraceNote I tend to pronounce the @ for some reason.

John

@GraceNote So asking questions helps?

Grace Note

I just see that as more opportunities to increase the hurt counter that I have to dole out on our first meeting, @Raven.

Wipqozn

02:39

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that does that.

John

What's "this" exactly? This conversation? Our existence?

Grace Note

@John There is no a in existence.

John

@Wipqozn This.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@tzenes How ya been?

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote This is true. I have no idea what you look like. You'll have the element of surprise, and the malice to use it.

LessPop_MoreFizz

02:40

@RavenDreamer I can rectify this information asymmetry.

Just sayin'.

John

@GraceNote You're avoiding my question by pointing out a spelling error.

Grace Note

@RavenDreamer Or you could just buy Trails in the Sky right now and minimize the amount of pain.

Tim Stone

preempts Lazers with a ...

LessPop_MoreFizz

It'll cost you though.

Grace Note

@John I'm pretty good like that.

@John Listen, in front of me is a can that has a depiction of what I can consider as nothing other than an "Enraged Flamelongo".

Raven Dreamer

02:41

@LessPop_MoreFizz I have a feeling your information will be filled with such insights as, "Target walks nimbly, with a sureity of movement not out of place on a dancer", and less with pertinent information like, "6'3". Looks like a Viking."

Wipqozn

I'm pretty sure your relationship status with @GraceNote is not declining @John.

tzenes

@less well, but a little overworked

playing LoL right now

Grace Note

@RavenDreamer I am not that tall yet! I am happy to not be so tall!

John

@GraceNote Wow. That even stumped Google.

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote Note to self: Possibility of Grace Note being a viking is greater than 0%.

Grace Note

02:42

@John I apparently do that a lot.

Ben Brocka

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Q: in mass effect 3 after the tuchanka mission after the second nightmare when liara ask me what's wrong?

in mass effect 3 after the tuchanka mission after the second nightmare when liara ask me what's wrong i have to choises i miss kaiden and i will let them rest is that right? i mean is that suposed to be i miss ashley and i will let them rest ???????????????????????????? because i'm romancing ashl...

mass-effect-3

This freaking guy!

John

@Wipqozn Well it seems to be with everyone else. :( I was told I was hated twice yesterday.

Wipqozn

@BenBrocka What is with him and question marks?

@John My word! Who would say something like that?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RavenDreamer I can confirm that @GraceNote does not look like a viking.

Wipqozn

tries to remember if he told @John he hated him yesterday

Ben Brocka

02:43

@LessPop_MoreFizz Hopes = shattered

Grace Note

I have a moose horn. That's... about as close to a Viking as I can get without my axe.

Raven Dreamer

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm not sure I can believe your puppet-lies!

John

sigh

LessPop_MoreFizz

I can think of other historic barbarian peoples to which I might compare @GraceNote, but there is a distinct lack of nordic ubermensch features.

Grace Note

♪

LessPop_MoreFizz

02:44

@GraceNote sorry if I'm giving to much away by confirming that you are not 6 foot 6, broad shouldered with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Ullallulloo

@John If it makes you feel better, I do not hate you.

Grace Note

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm perfectly fine here ♪

LessPop_MoreFizz

@BenBrocka ahahahahaha always with the questions about Ashley.

Grace Note

I studied Nordic stuffs but I've never actually been Nordic.

LessPop_MoreFizz

BTW, @AnnaLear had Primanti Bros. Lived up to reputation.

Anna Lear

02:45

@LessPop_MoreFizz :)

Grace Note

@Wipqozn On an unrelated note (but actually related), I've been listening to this Magna Centipede song on repeat for a while now.

tzenes

man, what happened to all the good lol players?

are they taking a break today?

it's hard out here for a pug

Grace Note

Hah, is it one of those days?

tzenes

trying to get the ip for the runes

Raven Dreamer

Last game I played with Grace, we had that.

We stayed quiet, the other 8 bickered.

Wipqozn

02:46

@GraceNote Haven't listened to it yet. I always go through the songs in order.

tzenes

@Grace I go 3-1-6 and we lose 9 to 25

Grace Note

@tzenes Yikes

...isn't that meaning you were a part of every kill?

tzenes

yes

I was jungle Udyr

Grace Note

@Wipqozn I was originally doing that, but then I saw a couple things I wanted to pop into an early listen, got horrendously repelled by ugly shouty death metal stupid, then consequently found a song that I really liked so I hadn't been able to return back to Disc 1 Track 4 (which is where I broke off).

Raven Dreamer

@LessPopMoreFizz what happens with Kai Leng if both Kirrahe and Thane are dead?

Grace Note

02:48

You'll find it on Disc 3 when you make it there, but admittedly it'll take you a while.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RavenDreamer He kills the Salarian Ambassador.

agent86

@RavenDreamer I think if they're both dead, the councilor is assassinated.

Grace Note

@tzenes I've never gotten to try Udyr yet. He was on free week a couple times when I started but he then hasn't come up since.

tzenes

do you guys know Aaron Coplans: The Dodger?

LessPop_MoreFizz

At which point, Udina is able to show doctored footage to the Survivor implicating you in the assassination.

tzenes

02:50

@Grace I'm trying to get good at jungling

LessPop_MoreFizz

Which makes it much harder to convince the survivor that Udina is a traitor, and makes it more likely that you will need to shoot them.

Grace Note

Other than Fiora, there's no one new in the free roster for me this week.

Raven Dreamer

@LessPop_MoreFizz The Survivor?

Wipqozn

@GraceNote Intruder Alert?

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote I will enjoy playing her with the sound off.

Grace Note

02:51

@Wipqozn Yes

@RavenDreamer Can't stand the accent?

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote Combined with the smug superiority.

Grace Note

Ahha

tzenes

"Yes, Udyr is a Jungler, yes a well known Jungler, yes Udyr is a Jungler. yes and I'm a Jungler too. He'll help you with blue and cover your lane when you're goooone, but look out boys he's gankin' for that kill. yes we're all a Junglin' on our waaay through the world" youtube.com/watch?v=jXVBGxE-7UM&t=2m53s

Raven Dreamer

French, and smug? That's like... every favorite hated lampoon villain ever.

tzenes

I know you all aren't huge Aaron Copland fans, but I am and that song is awesome

Grace Note

02:53

I've never heard of Aaron Copland until now.

tzenes

oh man, he's great

Wipqozn

I'm going to need to clear some space of my MP3 player for this album. It's fairly large.

tzenes

Fan Fare for the Common Man is one of his best

►

those horn....

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RavenDreamer Ashley/Kaidan - the Virmire Survivor.

I tend to just use 'The survivor' as shorthand.

tzenes

Man, so I never played ME1 (because that game sucked), but now I"m stuck with Kaidan and there is nothing I can do about it

he's such a douche

Wipqozn

02:55

@tzenes and ashley is racist.

It's lose-lose.

tzenes

:(

Grace Note

Criminy, that seems like an awful choice

tzenes

wait, racist or speciesist?

Raven Dreamer

@LessPop_MoreFizz I knew that. I meant, opposed to Udina.

tzenes

because Miranda is speciesist

and that doesn't make her any less hot

Wipqozn

02:56

@tzenes Probably both (but I meant the second one).

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RavenDreamer Ah. Yes.

Raven Dreamer

@Wipqozn And overbearingly christian.

OrigamiRobot

Almost all the characters are awful

Raven Dreamer

@tzenes Yvone Strahovski fan?

OrigamiRobot

Tali and Garrus are cool

Raven Dreamer

02:56

@OrigamiRobot Why are you red and angry?

tzenes

well I am now

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot and Mordin.

tzenes

Legion was the best character in ME2, but I only got him for about 5 seconds

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn Javik is a racist, but he's awesome.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn The Salarian? No.

tzenes

02:57

Mordin was cool

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz I concur. Sadly, Ashley is just racist and boring.

OrigamiRobot

@RavenDreamer Why are you red and angry?

tzenes

and Grunt

Wipqozn

Javik is making me seriously consider picking up ME3, he alone seems to make the purchase worth it.

tzenes

and Garrus was alright when he wasn't being emo about everything

Grace Note

02:57

...man, I thought it was in this room that the "Yvonne Strahotski" comment was made, but it looks like it weren't.

tzenes

@Grace which one?

Wipqozn

@RavenDreamer @GraceNote this one?

agent86

@GraceNote I've said a few things about her in the past.

Grace Note

@agent86 You always said "Yvonne whatshername". Not "Yvonne Strahovski? More like Yvonne Stra hot ski!".

Wipqozn

Oh, I see. You mean a comment in the past. I thought perhaps you were just derping and couldn't see the comment 10 messages up.

tzenes

02:59

oh wow, look at her abs

Raven Dreamer

@tzenes are you a redditor?

tzenes

I am not :(

TLer

agent86

@GraceNote you are correct, madam.

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