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14:00
@Elizer I don't actually see it but maybe that's because my SE chatroom dark is screwing with things again
@Elizer I feel you man
@BlueBarren Right?
@TimStone I wish I could get free nuggets. Time to try this with McDonalds and hope there's no glass in the McNuggets
@BlueBarren Yum! McNuggets with glass! Who do they make those for, the Grinch?
@Elizer This was years ago now but there was accidentally some glass in some nuggets that a kid ate so McDonalds got a lot of flack for that.
@BlueBarren Oh my..... I'm never going to a McD's again.
14:07
@Elizer I mean, there's a ton of reasons why you shouldn't anyways (health concerns and everything)
@Avery Well I know that, but that doesn't stop obese Americans, now does it? (I'm American just not obese)
Well, being "obese" is one's choice, and I personally respect it, though i wouldn't call it so unless they express their preference to be called that way, as that word has some negative context behind it.
That very appropriate thumbnail.
@BlueBarren Actually, you should hope that there are foreign materials in the McNuggets, because then you can start a minor scandal and get even more free McDonalds Food
14:11
@Avery Good point.
Or compensation, if you prefer that
@Nzall if there are things in my food that shouldn't be in my food then I think I would rather be compensated in money than more of that food
Also, I'm uncomfortable with the fact that the word nugget is 2 letters away from a racial slur, and the letters that are different are next to each other on most keyboards
if you tend to make typos, you can easily typo one of them and cause people to think you meant the other word
@Nzall That scares me.
@Nzall they might, but that'd be against "assume good intent"
14:16
@Avery I know good intent should be the default assumption, but I know more than enough about online communication that people are more than willing to assume the worst if it suits them
@Avery I know this might come off as bratty or something but have you ended the bounty yet?
@Nzall yes
@Elizer ah rignt I need to award that
@Avery Thank you!!
falls asleep randomly
@Avery sorry I couldn't give an answer that would help you more....
14:20
@Elizer it wasn't aimed for me, but the fact that it's a question getting attention with no proper answer.
So there's a Psych movie coming in December.
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
@Yuuki DUDE CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME THE LINK?!
@Yuuki OH MY GOSH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Yuuki this is quite interesting to watch
14:25
@Avery There's a lot of really good movie criticism on YouTube.
I just found this one yesterday.
MY BROTHER IS GONNA LOVE THIS!!!! SO AM I!!!!!!!!!
@Yuuki HER HEART'S OUT
@Avery Qué?
@Avery chugs alcohol
@Elizer It's kind of an inside meme in the video
(so is chugging alcohol)
14:27
@Avery What video?
@Avery Ooooooooooooooooh.
Well, that was... interesting
> Baz Luhrmann has more restraint than this.
14:43
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Q: Is Hetsu always in the Lost Woods?

Fredy31Even if you don't talk to Hetsu near Kakariko or the Stable afterwards, when you go to the lost woods will he be there? Or do you have to talk to him at both places before he shows up in the lost woods?

@BlueBarren hey what exactly is flair?
@Elizer Why do you use ridiculous amounts of punctuation?
@Arperum What do you mean?
FIFY
#MODABUSEFORGOOD
MODABUSEFORGOOD, too, is an acron*CARRIER LOSS*
14:48
@Elizer I don't understand the question
@badp oh no, what did you do?
mod abuse for good
@BlueBarren He got rid of a stupidly large amount of dots. Which is good.
well I was hoping for a more detailed explanation but I didn't really ask for one so I'm not sure what I expected
26 mins ago, by Elizer
@Yuuki OH MY GOSH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know when you go to edit your profile and settings , there is the sidebar with the option for flair? Hang on a second.
14:49
@Arperum Wait... what's... wrong... with... dots...?
stahp
That's my Will Shatner impression
@BlueBarren Is that ARK or something else? Whatever it is, I haven't played it.
@Arperum Well Im sorry for expressing myself?
@MBraedley Horizon Zero Dawn
14:50
@BlueBarren Good thing I still have you on ignore, and occasionally "show posts"
@Arperum :(
@Elizer one exclamation mark was more than enough.
@BlueBarren Give me the pitch
@MBraedley robot dinosaurs, need I say more?
it's a tale of a woman being the Czar of the Cyber Thing
14:51
@BlueBarren Nope.
@Arperum Sorry. I will try not to do that anymore.
except unlike Giuliani she's actually competent
@BlueBarren You know when you go to edit your profile and settings, there is the sidebar with the option for flair?
@Elizer is there?
@BlueBarren It's right under preferences.
14:55
@Elizer oh, there it is
> The bottle was cough syrup and it was full of water.
> OR WAS IT??!!
> It was full of water.
@BlueBarren Yeah. What is it and how do I use it?
@Elizer I have no idea
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Q: Not sure how to progress past 21% on RCR Underground

Jack B NimbleWhen I go to my world map, Alex says "Let's head back to the shop and talk to Roxy, she'll know what to do next" And the map says my next objective is back at the A & R Auto Shop. However, when I go there, Roxy appears to be asleep at the desk, and neither she nor Alex nor Ryan will talk to me. ...

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Q: What buildings should be built during Gold Event, Upgrade Stage for the most efficiency?

kenorbDuring Gold Event (Upgrade Stage), you've 24h to gain as much points from upgrades and research. Each building takes certain amount of time which gives you certain amount of Power and Lord experience. Which buildings are the most efficient to build in terms of best time ratio vs received Power ...

@BlueBarren Alrighty then. Forget I asked. I'll try and get in touch with @Vemonus. (Hopefully, that works)
14:59
@Elizer Why do you want to ask a specific user who may or may not know about it? Asking it to everyone might result in an answer (it also might not)
@Arperum Okay, I will.
Hey, everyone! What exactly is flair, and how do I use it?
(I know I might sound preachy and all that, I'm just trying to help you learn the unwritten rules of chat)
@Arperum I wanted to ask Vemonus b/c I feel like that user would know how. And I get why you're doing what you're doing. Thanks by the way.
@Elizer it's a dynamically generated image that you can place anywhere with an html code
@Elizer Vague question, since context is missing, but the page itself tels you basically what it is, it's a piece of code you can place on a website to show off how much reputation you have. WIth a couple demo things on the page.
15:03
I used to have it on my old site:
@Elizer I have no idea why he/she would have more of an idea than anyone else. It very much feels like you picked a random person.
@Arperum I did :/
I've been adulting wrong my entire life. https://t.co/N9ZsCDjhiG
@Elizer yeah I was going to ask why you were specifically asking me
@Elizer So you didn't feel like they would know, you picked someone at random. That's two completely different things.
15:04
this is so good and so calming
(same guy, linked at end of video)
Thanks @Avery. @Arperum So like this? <a href="https://stackexchange.com/users/10806313">
<img src="https://stackexchange.com/users/flair/10806313.png" width="208" height="58" alt="profile for Elizer on Stack Exchange, a network of free, community-driven Q&amp;A sites" title="profile for Elizer on Stack Exchange, a network of free, community-driven Q&amp;A sites">
</a>
Shoot nevermind.
chat doesn't allow html
Lunch Time! See ya later! Sorry @Avery :(
^ you can, however, post the image, but you don't have any qualifying accounts.
@Elizer Yes, but not in chat. It's for if you have your own website.
15:07
I'm very confused
@Avery Something about closed eyes makes sleeping animals the cutest things.
@Yuuki ikr.
worst part of being in an unstable life is that adopting pets is a risky commitment.
15:22
Afjsfnsornd
RIP this shirt - ripped elbow
The good news is shirts are on sale today
Woo
@Unionhawk RIP in elbow
Every goddamn time
@TimStone LIFEHACK
15:29
I'm really split on the whole fidget toys stuff
@Vemonus Some random user picking brain decided that you know all about a specific site feature. Carry on.
Meanwhile in $1 tacos
...that thing
@fredley The guy on the scooter, I'm dead
15:38
@TimStone ikr
@TimStone The look on his face is priceless
@Arperum Thank you.
as someone with adhd, they help a lot to calm down and concentrate and everything.

What doesn't help is that everyone in our school and their dog has one because it's hip and cool ([even memes are starting to pick up](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/303287943802650625/311108444457533443/image.jpg)) and now I can't concentrate over the sound of dozens of students spinning their fidget spinners during class.

Even if I try to ignore that, I look like an edgy teenager just using one for coolness sake and not for trying to concentrate. Ugh.
Not that far off
15:50
Now that I think about that, that probably wasn't allowed....
@Unionhawk that's how all of my shirts die
Wierd. My page just jumped to the transcript option.
ah yes the famous Nissan Noodles
now with 90 mpg
@badp Wait, like the car company?
15:59
@Avery at the same time though "you should have a diagnosis god dammit" gets weird especially in the US so yay
@Elizer congratulations! you have successfully identified the joke
Well, assuming ahca passes it gets weird
With ACA it's fine
@Unionhawk I have a diagnosis and I still am seen as an edgy teen \o/
@badp I don't get it....
Actual image of @Avery
16:02
@Elizer the real noodle company is nissin, not nissan
@GodEmperorDune Oh, okay. I get it now.
(I dislike nissin's stuff but then again it's just a team-up with a turkish company to make so yeah, not sure if they are bad all around the globe)
wut
cup noodles are delicious
they are like 90% sodium
6 TACOS LETS GOOO
i don't eat them anymore because palm oil but they are delicious nonetheless
@Unionhawk Uh, I think you could have afforded to get some for the rest of us. Rude
Taco Bell what are you doing. Chicken chips? What?
@Unionhawk I've eaten twelve in one sitting before.
@TimStone seriously, i dunno why we even hang out with him anymore
16:05
@TimStone listen, I told you it's dollar tacos today like 30 minutes ago, and you're not here, so
@Unionhawk you could've sent them, you know we're good for it
They aren't $1 tacos if I have to make that level of effort
unless its like chipotle or something
You should have brought them to us, that's how this works
I posted that to the D&D room, not that anyone who is in there isn't in here BUT STILL
@DanmakuGrazer nice
@DanmakuGrazer And then the party circumvents all your hard work and your rotating stone ring is not used at all.
Such is the life of a DM.
@Yuuki to be fair, I'd want all of that just as a thing to display somewhere
16:28
@Fluttershy ooh pylot
@Avery this rant was sponsored by Motherboard/Vice.
@MineTimelapser @carterjwm @DTFA He gets them nuggs
@Yuuki no matter what doorway the party picks, it is a portal that takes them to the boss fight
@Fluttershy nice
How is that D&D game going anyway?
Assuming free 10 piece per day times 365 days, that's like... Maybe a 1000 dollar ad campaign
16:37
@Avery does uni hate the person who wrote this? Yes. Yes he does
@Yuuki or @Sterno, I was playing PUBG the other night, and ended up landing in the same place as another player. We both went for the M16 on the ground. I got the rifle, he got the ammo. I couldn't figure out how to switch back to fists to punch him, so he punched me to death. :(
@Fluttershy Do you know now?
@Yuuki No. :( I was under the impression you couldn't until you had an actual melee weapon.
@Fluttershy X.
@Unionhawk I'll probably drop a blog post about these shits at some point.
16:39
Holsters your equipped weapons so you can go fists. You also run faster when you have nothing equipped.
@Avery there was a thread that sums things up nicely
ahhahahahhahahhaha
hun they're everywhere
they're planted worldwide
Oh my god. It's official, I've seen someone explaining that fidget toys are bad because neurotypical people use them to be trendy.
Although I think you run fast while wielding a melee weapon too.
16:39
This guy
I'm holding one
@Unionhawk paging Nuclear_Takes
@Yuuki Oh! Thanks!
@Fluttershy Speaking of punching people, my friends and I landed with another squad and I ended up headshotting someone with a punch and then getting mobbed.
But then my friends came and cleaned them up and we had two crates drop literally on top of us.
16:40
@Yuuki OrigamiRobot and I ended up landing at a gas station with 13 other people. It was a bloodbath.
He had the only weapon there, so everyone was punching everyone.
I just...
We ended up with two AWMs, one 15x scope, and one 8x scope.
@Avery Wait, people actually want to invade the US?
16:41
@Avery Are you reading the Onion?
If not, stop
@Arperum refugees and mexicans obviously
@Arperum There really isn't much worth taking at this point. The better reason would be to get rid of some people but you don't need to invade to do that
@Unionhawk refugees does not count as invading. They just want to go back home once people stop destroying their homes/ trying to kill them.
@Fluttershy I can hook you up with a download for the Shadowtask EP if you'd like
16:42
Mexico can technically be true, although I doubt it.
@Avery Why are we so concerned with the Chinese military invading the West Coast when there's the imminent heat death of the universe and the possibility of vacuum collapse to be dealt with?
@Avery Oh, so it's a different satire
It's not exactly satire either
It also talks about the new shiny things syndrome, but hell, I spend me money the way I want. I go bankrupt, not you. I make the economy work, not you. Shut up.
Do you really think the author thinks a toy is a threat to America?
Probably
16:45
I don't know. I'm not the best at understanding satire stuff.
In text, nobody can hear your sarcasm.
@GnomeSlice That'd be awesome. Thanks!
it's a new thing of course people don't want any of it
@Fluttershy give me like 2 minutes
I'll just hit you on Steam.
It's pretty hard to tell between satire and someone who is just dumb
16:46
Fidget Cube / Spinner mark 2. Now your usage metrics are recorded to your cell phone and put on leader boards!
👉‍🏿😏‍🏿 you don't have to meme if you don't give a shit
does that look as intended
@badp unclear or no
The head is white for me and color is outside it, but then again, I blame kde
On Android chrome
@Unionhawk just the emoji bit
16:47
@Unionhawk I mean, it was hard before but in 2017, it's just about impossible.
The frustration has hit, I want to break my keyboard
yeah okay it's still fucked
That'll be the true test of superintelligent artificial intelligence.
\x{1F449}\x{200D}\x{1F3FF}\x{1F60F}\x{200D}\x{1F3FF}
emojis are hard
@Yuuki I mean you can be both but it's important to identify people who are being unironically dumb
16:48
emojis are bad
👉🏿 😏🏿
Are emojis ruining the Bridge? Yes. Yes they are.
Because I feel like people should cry more.
Oh, geez. A tunnel in a plutonium plant collapsed.
goddammit
16:49
So I downloaded this last night for a nostalgia fueled romp. Highly recommend for anyone who played Escape Velocity.
Escape Velocity is a single-player role-playing space trading and combat video game series first introduced in 1996 by Ambrosia Software for the Apple Macintosh. Two other similar games based on the original, EV Override and EV Nova, followed in 1998 and 2002 respectively, the latter of which is also available on Microsoft Windows. In addition there is a trading card game available based on the storyline of the EV Nova universe. The series was created as a joint effort between several people and groups. Matt Burch programmed all three games in their entirety except for the registration system and...
maybe smirk just doesn't come in a skin tone version
Haha did you guys know the new french president married his highschool teacher
that's awesome
I remember Escape Velocity: Nova
yeah it don't do that
President Macaroon
16:51
UR JUST JELLY
@Unionhawk well tbh I'm split and I want to point that out. mostly this, but longer. I do not support all use of it because of the reasons I stated there. One shouldn't ruin others' concentrations while using a fidget toy to concentrate themself, especially when they themselves personally stated that they find it more distractive than fidgety.
singular they is hard
pictured: @Unionhawk
@Unionhawk Thanks to Viva Pinata, I will always see that "macaracoon".
16:52
@GnomeSlice Fun fact: his wife is as much older than him as Trump is older than Melania
@GnomeSlice huh til
Not to be confused with:
What about preserves?
@Avery When I was like 15 I had a ring you could wear that spun, you could fidget with it and it was a lot less noticeable than those new spinny things
@murgatroid99 yeah I saw, that's so cool
@Fluttershy you want all his singles too or just the EP?
@Unionhawk pictured: linustechtips
16:53
EP is 5 tracks, and there's 5 other singles as well
I have them all
Aren't macaroons a type of snack?
@GnomeSlice I think that Ash has one of those.
@MadMAxJr I played the original on a PowerMac (5400 I think) running MacOS 6 or 7. We might have upgraded it to 8 at some point. It had a 1GB internal HDD, and a 1GB external SCSI HDD
@Elizer thejoke.gif
Mr Maracasoon
16:55
In other news: if your wondering if hydroflask coffee mugs work, they do
This coffee has been warm since like 9:30
@Unionhawk Oh. Sorry, my bad. I can be very literal sometimes. It tends to just happen.
🏮🔜
that's like TOTALLY a maraca(s)
Hey, what do the line of dots mean?
@Elizer It's a marker for when the chat window/tab loses focus so you know where you left off at.
@MBraedley Okay, thanks!
17:03
Lifehack:
I might have just done something🤔 https://t.co/KyRQg0SDRR
are we gonna talk about how baby sting rays look like haunted ravioli https://t.co/nQEQoiyhdZ
Wonder what it's like to roll back TWICE on the "Top Thrill Dragster" at @cedarpoint? Watch this!… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/860992686295101440
O shit
(rollbacks are normal and accounted for on that ride)
(they even had a time where it didn't roll at all at the top and maintenance had to push it down)
-2
Q: What are some iconic items from the Mass Effect series?

Nicole JudgeWhat item comes to your mind if you hear "mass effect"? (I'd like to know that because:)

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Q: How can I 'highlight' open space tiles?

Kenny EvittI just noticed that there are several open space tiles on what otherwise appears to be flat ground (outside) on my fortress embark. Annoyingly, tho definitely funnily too, several of those tiles are directly above rooms in my fortress on the level below. Beyond looking around the entire ground l...

as heard in the google pixel ad
Ah yes, STRAFE. Backed that about three years ago.
I love their 1996 website design.
@MadMAxJr yesyesyes
I plan on streaming that tonight. That should be good fun.
17:27
So I apparently have partial access to store.steampowered.com at work, but since most assets probably don't come from the store subdomain, it completely fails to render properly.
yeah, I shouldn't've said "no" to "are you over 18"
@MadMAxJr ooh, definitely @ me, I want to watch it
@Avery wait, people actually click "no"? Tell me more, what happened?!
@Chippies see the image above
@Avery I saw it after I asked
17:29
I think that's the only time I honestly answered that question
They have a great FAQ on the steam discussions board. "Will I die if I play strafe?" "Yes, 100% of the people who play STRAFE will die."
I thought on the internet everyone is 18 and above?
@Chippies also there are no girls on the internet
rule 37 or smth
@MadMAxJr as opposed to... 100% people that don't play STRAFE will die
Oh well.
17:30
Somewhat. Some people were under 18. Those people were on Club Penguin. Now that Club Penguin is closed, everyone is over 18.
HA.
@Chippies except @Ronan, he will survive forever
@MadMAxJr um, did you play call of duty lately?
@MadMAxJr did you have to be under 18 to register for Club Penguin?
@Chippies yes
@Avery Wait, seriously?
17:31
actually, it was aimed for people under 13
and everything was specifically crafted to fit coppa like "Your parent's email address"
That is why Disney bought them.
They had a robust system that monitored player activity to flag potential predators.
@Avery lots of things are aimed for lots of people, but did you have to be under 18?
@Chippies maybe
@MadMAxJr wait... really?
Yes. It was a very lucrative piece of tech they developed in-house.
I have never seen an "are you over 18?" question where "no" is the right answer
17:33
Disney was very interested in acquiring it.
I know this because a good friend of mine was a lead artist for Club Penguin when they got bought.
@Chippies I think you mean "no"
@MadMAxJr Holy cow.
During the merger, he got to go to Disney HQ for orientation and he got to see 'THE VAULT'
@murgatroid99 uh, I started typing it as "are you under 18", but then I retyped it before sending because the usual question is "are you over 18" :/
Now he works for Hyper Hippo next to my other friend who was lead developer on Adventure Capitalist.
17:34
@MadMAxJr Qué es la bóveda?
@Elizer can we keep bridge english please?
bóveda = vault? My spanish is rusty.
@Avery Yea. Sorry.
@MadMAxJr Yes.
17:35
or else I must unleash the çılgınlık ve köprüyü cuma videolarıyla doldururum.
The vault is where Disney keeps old pieces of company memorabilia. Iconic things important to the company brand. Original drawings of Mickey Mouse, etc.
(cilginlik = madness, kopru = bridge, cuma = friday, doldururur = fill with, ve = and)
It's a safe spot that doubles as a museum with extremely limited access.
@MadMAxJr Cool
@MadMAxJr ooohhh
17:36
@MadMAxJr Tell us more please!
I don't have anything beyond that.
@MadMAxJr Aw. Alright.
17:51
The "Disney Vault" is the term used by Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment for its policy of putting home video releases of Walt Disney Animation Studios's animated features on moratorium. Each Disney film is available for purchase for a limited time, after which it is put "in the vault" and not made available in stores for several years until it is once again released. This also means digital copies are not available on Disney Movies Anywhere when those movies are currently in the Disney Vault. However most titles in the Vault are available to buy online permanently. == History == The practice...
clearly unrelated
@badp Thanks.
@Elizer (that's not the same vault)
@Avery Oh, it's not?
It's not.
Oh.
17:54
2 mins ago, by badp
clearly unrelated
WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN I SAY WORDS
@badp Words have no meaning in 2016!
@badp OH! Sorry.
@Ronan well done. Have a cookie. And by that, I mean have no cookie.
@badp maybe you just need to type louder, then people will read your messages
17:57
@Avery lol
Fidget spinners are people
Oh lordy. Not another "insert race here" lives matter. All lives matter people!
YOURE PEOPLE
I KNOW!

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