The Bridge

Unionhawk

00:01

@GodEmperorDune btw how much were those tickets because Hamilton is coming to Cincinnati next year and you can get tickets if you get a series pass this year

Oh wait, 18/19 season, and 17/18 subscribers get first dibs when reupping for 18/19

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk $110 each after fees, $95 each before fees

But cheapest was $85 before fees

user15026

The way we have started to use text to indicate emotion is just yes good.

2

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How many wedding rings did players purchase?

Back in 2012, Valve added the "Something Special for Someone Special" to Team Fortress 2. It was a $100 cosmetic item which allowed the owner to "propose" to another player. If the proposal was accepted, a notification would be publically broadcast to anyone currently playing Team Fortress 2. ...

team-fortress-2

user15026

@GodEmperorDune This post feels apt for today/

Memor-X

@Ash oh for a moment i thought that was going to show a bunch of text emoji's and their meanings

user15026

00:11

user15026

I don't know why this delights me but it does

Avery

@Ash niice

Lazers 2.0

00:29

0

Q: Does Mass Effect: Andromeda contradict Mass Effect 3 ending?

Spoilers ahead...

mass-effect-3 mass-effect-andromeda mass-effect-series

0

Q: Health Regening Slowly

I am playing ARK on the XBOX ONE and whenever I get hurt, my health goes down. Since it goes down, it needs to regen. But, it only heals about .5 health per second. My max health is 1482.3. Please help! This just started today. I am on my friends' world and he has not changed any game stats. Plea...

ark-survival-evolved

GodEmperorDune

@Ash TIL

@Ash yasssssssssss

@Ash whats the link for that one again?

user15026

@GodEmperorDune cannibalcoalition.tumblr.com/post/160154034456/…

GodEmperorDune

> Previously, I have thought it an unfair stereotype to imply that teenagers of this decade are obsessed with colloquialisms native to Social Media, but their commentary for the nearly thirty minutes that they did this was as follows:

“Hashtag SLAY”

“Hashtag YAAAAAAAS.”

“Hashtag Do it for the IG”

Author’s note: I really want a fucking hashbrown.

Unionhawk

Current status: triple ipa

GodEmperorDune

see @djsmiley2k this is where that ironic/unironic hashtag thing comes in

djsmiley2k

00:41

hmmmmmm batch files

shoot me

trying to figure out how to zip up a directory, seems to be so damn difficult.

Yuuki

@Ash I'm sad because I don't use text like this at all.

Although my sister says I always sound angry because I use periods when I text.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki not even the difference between what/wut/wat?

djsmiley2k

YASSS IT WORKS \o/

Fluttershy

01:00

So, I'm playing Letters from Whitechapel with OrigamiRobot, and he's Jack the Ripper.

And I just found him on his third move, first night.

And now I can't stop laughing.

Yuuki

4

Memor-X

@djsmiley2k been wondering that myself to be honest for creating backups of files before i run a script that re-reates them

djsmiley2k

@Memor-X "C:\Program Files\7-Zip\7z.exe" a -r %destPath%.7z %destPath%

Memor-X

@Yuuki modern day philosoraptors

@djsmiley2k ahhhh you got to use 7zip for it

djsmiley2k

You don't have to, but that's the command line I've got working ;D

and 7\zip is on this machine

I have a lot of issues due to weird named folders here, which I can't change.

Memor-X

01:06

@djsmiley2k what kinda of weird names?

djsmiley2k

spaces, &'s

just things that break most stuff you'll find as simple answers, on the net

when surrounding it with " " doesn't work, I give up now

spent all yesterday night fighting with that issue so ;D

Yuuki

Remind me of things I need to finish by tonight: reworked character background for the D&D campaign and Movie Night meta.

And also my laundry.

Memor-X

@djsmiley2k windows is a bitch when dealing with any sort of space at the end because it doesn't save it so newfolder becomes newfolder and is invalid and you can't delete it unless you use command prompt and the ~ id. now-a-days i strip spaces and characters like & unless i'm the one putting them in

Unionhawk

I should do a meta tonight too

Actually tomorrow

Not tonight, it's triple IPA town rn

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk more like tavern on the meta

Unionhawk

01:24

If I ever use the phrase "drunk meta is best meta" again site ban me for a day pls

Lest I post another trainwreck of a "we should play secret hitler" meta again

Tim Stone

|:

user15026

@Unionhawk as you wish ;)

Tim Stone

@GodEmperorDune A+ reference

MBraedley

@TimStone Why would you ever trust those guys?

Tim Stone

I dunno, the whole history of intentionally killing players in charity streams and the like seems rather douchey to me

I'd have been surprised if the outcome had been different in this instance regardless of all this extra drama, but still >_>

Between the trolls and...whatever PAC was on about, craziness

Unionhawk

01:37

@TimStone yay being a Mobius member

Considering the fact that the original Mobius private group is full

MBraedley

Mind you, the NPC account shouldn't have had any friends attached to it, other than perhaps the other VIPs.

Tim Stone

Yeah, I'm confused why that happened

Unionhawk

I should set my joystick up

Tim Stone

You should

Unionhawk

I should find my joystick

Lazers 2.0

01:41

0

Q: When harvesting uranium, what does the purple progress bar mean for electric drills?

With the .15 release of Factorio, nuclear power has been added. With this, came uranium ore. I just began harvesting some uranium with my electric drill, and noticed that there is a purple progress bar: On electric mining drills that aren't working on uranium, this bar isn't here. What does...

factorio

GodEmperorDune

@uni you should get a HOTASS

@TimStone ur a griefer, harry

user15026

I am not a child and I don't have plans to have any but I want this book anyhow because robots

Dragonrage

Anyone else use the iOS stack exchange app?

user15026

No. I very rarely use the Android one.

user15026

01:56

"That 70s Show" debuted in 1998, with first season taking place in 1976. The equivalent today is a new sitcom set in 1995.

Tweeted by Neil_Irwin on April 30, 2017 at 1:30 PM

user15026

That's kinda horrifying.

KutuluMike

thank god That 80's Show bombed so badly that we'll never have to find out.

Memor-X

@KutuluMike until in 2027 we have "That 00's Show" taking place in 2005

Avery

@Dragonrage only for notifications, why?

Memor-X

ofcause that's assuming the US is still around in 10 years time

Dragonrage

01:59

@Avery wanted to know if someone could reproduce the bug I ran into today

Avery

@Dragonrage sure, what's the bug?

Unionhawk

@Ash That 90s Show is just people watching Friends or something

Avery

@Ash relevant xkcd

Dragonrage

2

Q: App crashes after showing spoilers.

I am using the iOS app and I navigated to the formatting sandbox meta question and was scrolling down and when I got to the 9th answer and saw some spoilers, I tapped on them to reveal the content and started to scroll again only to have the app crash. I tried it 4 more times with the same result.

bug

Avery

@Dragonrage link to formatting sandbox, please?

Dragonrage

02:02

6

Q: Formatting sandbox

Feel free to do your tests here.

support design

user15026

@Avery that is how I live my life, incidentally. Although I've yet to make a ballpit of my house

Avery

@Dragonrage cnr.

@Ash It's (arguably) the best way to live.

Dragonrage

Weird. I have 100% reproduction rate. I have an iPhone 6s though

user15026

@Avery works for me well enough :)

Avery

@Dragonrage note down that, app version (available on hamburger -> about), iOS version and put the link of formatting sandbox IMO

Avery

02:20

@Avery to make matters worse the moment I grabbed my phone there was a message from gendarmerie just making the stress worse (it's a regular text message saying like "if you see anyone suspicious, call 156").

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1

Superconductivity

Proposed Q&A site for researchers and practitioners in superconductive electronics, including high-current and digital applications of superconductivity, such as single electronics and quantum computers.

Currently in definition.

Lazers 2.0

02:43

0

Q: A new Reign beta access code?

ive installed dont starve together and gone to property's and selected beta but it says enter beta access code but what is it? ive tried putting in "anewreign" and "a new reign beta" but nothing is working! please help with this

dont-starve

Memor-X

02:53

> I'm just kind of passing by there ... Because, it's another one of those 'people who have powers fighting people who have powers'. That's why I didn't get to New York in The Avengers. There's not a lot I could do except shoot a gun. - Samuel L. Jackson talking about Nick Fury's role in The Avengers

correct me if i'm wrong but isn't that what Black Widow and Hawkeye do? (the latter using Bows rather than guns) and they were both in New York

KutuluMike

well.

black widow was trained in the red room, so she's considered peak human, beyond normal.

hawkeye has fancy toys

Memor-X

@KutuluMike not sure what the red room is but i'll take your word on that

KutuluMike

it's a place in Russia where they run the Black Widow program. We saw it in Agent Carter, and Black Widow had flashbacks to it in Age of Ultron.

Memor-X

@KutuluMike oh that's what it was. i haven't seen Agent Carter

KutuluMike

the part where she was learning ballet.

that was actually endurance training. they also do brainwashing, forced arms training, lots of other stuff that's essentially torture; then they sterilize the girls and send them out to murder people.

Memor-X

03:06

to me Black Widow and Hawkeye seemed normal compared to the rest. Tony's a genius who makes robot suits and AI's. Bruce gets angry and gets all big and green. Steve is a Super Solider. you now have ~~Magneto's kids~~ those Inhuman Twins in there and Thor's Asgardian normal, a different level of normal to us

KutuluMike

those two are "more normal" than the rest.

it's actually not clear why they're considered enhanced in Civil War

but they had to sign.

but yeah, Jackson's comment doesn't really make sense, as he's also supposed to be an expert marksman, I believe. but mostly his character is just a really good leader.

Memor-X

@KutuluMike and just because someone's a leader doesn't mean they need powers of tech. if he does hell Tony should just give Nick is super suit and be done with it

Trent Hawkins

@Memor-X Tony doesn't give out suits, you need to be his friend, then take one while he's in a drunken stupor.

Memor-X

*now implants image of Lucius Best/Frozone yelling out to Tony in *The Incredibles**

@TrentHawkins oh yeh, i forgot you have to be his friend to stop him activating the self destruct....or was that because he was drunk

Trent Hawkins

@Memor-X little of both. Also, since Rhodey took the... mk1? ... might not have been equipped with one?

Lazers 2.0

03:17

0

Q: How do I redeem NieR: Automata without a cd drive

I had bought NieR: Automata from my local gaming store and I don't have a cd drive, Is it possible to redeem it in any other way?

nier-automata

Memor-X

@Lazers2.0 redeem....cd drive....i....i....owe my brain

who was it that posted a reddit link to people bitching how they didn't get a redeem code when they got a physical edition

Fluttershy

Bridge, I am a) super, super nervous about tomorrow, and 2) in quite a lot of pain from hiking yesterday.

Memor-X

@Fluttershy what's happening tomorrow

Fluttershy

@Memor-X I have a... Well, I dunno wtf it is, but it's a meeting with Amazon people for potentially a job.

I thought it was an interview, then they emailed saying to upload a photo for my employee badge, then called today to remind me about my "Welcome Event" tomorrow.

So I dunno wtf it's gonna be, and that makes me even more nervous.

Avery

@Fluttershy I mean, I feel like it's pretty obvious.

Congrats on landing a job!

Fluttershy

03:24

But I haven't even interviewed yet! D:

And oh god it's already almost midnight and I have to be up in six hours, then do this thing, then drive for ten hours, and aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Memor-X

@Fluttershy maybe it's interview by elimination. a bunch of hopefuls apply for the same job and week after week the contestants are put though the wringer to determine if they have what it takes to be Amazon's Next Employee

Avery

But well, what kind of a company tells you to upload a photo for your "employee badge" and remind you of a "Welcome Event" just for an interview?

I'm not someone to get my hopes up too high, but your situation seems more than hopeful to me, tbh.

Yuuki

It's possible that it's just one of those "the interview is just to make sure you're not an absolute crazy person but you're otherwise hired" deals.

Question: is anyone here "Darkbunnyman" on League of Legends?

Fluttershy

Well... I'll let you all know how it goes tomorrow! Gotta try and get some sleep now though.

Dragonrage

03:51

@Yuuki idk if you will be up, but I'll be home in like 45 minutes

Yuuki

I think I'll be able to play one game.

Dragonrage

Just checked my gps and says estimated time to get home is 36 minutes, so I can probably be on in 45 minutes, but if you don't want to stay up, that's fine. Your a few hours ahead of me

user15026

04:20

@Fluttershy well good luck with whatever it ends up being

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How to get Dr. Domsky (Full of stars, IOS)

may use your hands. I need to upgrade to level 3 and need my Dr. Domsky. I know him is in pirates' hand. But I tried to buy slaves with 5,10, or 40 idiums several times already still fail to get the doctor. Could any one tell me how to get him?

ios

Memor-X

04:38

> Cyril: So do you have to tell anybody?
Archer: Uhn! Depends. You learn anything?
Cyril: Oh, God, yes. I did. I swear. I learned a huge valuable lesson that I will remember for the rest of my life.
Archer: Which you will spend never knowing if I rat you out.
Cyril: What?
Archer: Yeah. So, what'd you learn?
Cyril: To never confide in you?
Archer: There you go. See? As long as you learn something from it, it's not a mistake.

^ also, that lesson is going to cost you

Avery

I LOVE these comments.

Memor-X

@Avery did you try throwing the annoyance/cause out the window?

Dragonrage

@Yuuki im on

Avery

@Memor-X I tried everything

Dragonrage

any mods on atm?

Memor-X

04:42

@Avery then why are you still complaining? if it's a PC you've just destroyed it so you should be getting a new one. if it's a person you've probably committed murder and have bigger issues. if it's a pet it's no longer pissing on your slippers

throwing things out the window solves everything

Avery

@Memor-X I tried everything so it obviously means that I threw the whole universe out of the window

which, of course, moved all together and wasn't felt by anyone

user15026

@Dragonrage 'Sup?

Memor-X

@Avery ahhhhhh, it seems my logic has been beaten. need a new universe fix for everything

Dragonrage

@Ash if something needs to be redacted from edit history to preserve privacy, i should custom flag that right?

Avery

@Memor-X make one where I can try everything and still have a fix someone can link that'll work.

user15026

04:46

yeah, that works

Dragonrage

ok

Avery

(sorry about the tiny rant, all, I'm in weird feelings atm)

user15026

@Dragonrage was it something I need to redact? (Waiting for the flag, but also should probably consider sleep soon is all)_

Yuuki

Now with more text!

8

user15026

@Yuuki I love this. I love everything about this

Dragonrage

04:52

@Ash yea, it is something that should be redacted. i edited it out and am currently writing the flag

user15026

@Dragonrage shiny :)

Dragonrage

just submitted the flag

user15026

Awesome, I see it

user15026

Alright, process started ;)

user15026

Time for sleeping for this human

GodEmperorDune

04:59

@Yuuki 13/10

user15026

05:19

Went to crawl into bed, light is off, pull blankets up, forget that 3DS is on blankets...i Just took my 3ds to the face

user15026

My face is sad now

Avery

05:39

@Ash agh I didn't sleep yet :/

user15026

@Avery aww hun you should get some sleep it is good for you :)

GodEmperorDune

@Avery go the fuck to sleep fam

user15026

I should also do that so I am not tired tired tired tomorrow

GodEmperorDune

also @Avery

2

Yuuki

3

GodEmperorDune

05:45

hue

Avery

@GodEmperorDune hue

@GodEmperorDune will do!

@Ash i knoow but I just went on a spree and pushed like hella much code

user15026

@Avery but sleep means more brains for more code later!

Avery

06:11

Well no sleep for me \o/

brother woke up and construction across the road started working loudly as always

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How fast do speed 2 zombies go?

When I say speed 2 zombies, I mean zombies with a speed of fast. Eg. Football Zombie and Imp. I got a rough estimate of a normal zombie's speed (0.2 squares/s) on the Potato Mine page but can't find fast zombies' speed.

plants-vs-zombies

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

07:26

3

Golem

Proposed Q&A site for users and developers of the Golem app, Golem network, Golem API and GNT

Currently in definition.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: My dogs wont stand up wii u

my dogs have been working for ages but then one was in a boat i destroyed the boat but then the dog wouldn't stand up. then all my other dogs wouldnt stand up. This was on Minecraft Wii U. Is anyone able to help? Thanks, Evie

minecraft

Lazers 2.0

08:16

-1

Q: What should I do after completing Cubans gang mission

What should I be doing next please reply me

pc

Lazers 2.0

08:29

-1

Q: Insistence of third party warning in Pokémon go

So look.. I was using iv go app linked to my account till I got the third party warning message from Pokémon go today. I immediately deleted the app and changed my Google account password. But the message still keeps appearing.. What should I do? Am i in trouble? Note that I'm not a spoofer and m...

pokemon-go

badp

09:27

Today's FAZ report on May's disastrous dinner with Juncker - briefed by senior Commission sources - is absolutely damning.

Tweeted by JeremyCliffe on April 30, 2017 at 10:31 PM

/uncc @fredley

Private Pansy

18) Her guests then informed her that the EU is not a golf club

Tweeted by JeremyCliffe on April 30, 2017 at 10:57 PM in reply to JeremyCliffe

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How to hide the [@] in a Minecraft command block

As most Minecraft command blocks makers know, if we use the /say command to output text, this will happen: [@]Lorem ipsum The [@] is actually very annoying, how can I remove it?

minecraft minecraft-commands

badp

@yorkshire2510 @DaveFernig @BenHCraig @JeremyCliffe I don't move in higher circles, but I imagine the EU is current… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/858827475710771200

Tweeted by rab21c on April 30, 2017 at 11:36 PM in reply to yorkshire2510

ha

haha

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KutuluMike

10:41

@JeremyCliffe @janboehm She then went on to say "Nobody knew #brexit would be so complicated".

Tweeted by AMerkel_GER on May 1, 2017 at 4:11 AM in reply to JeremyCliffe

badp

washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2017/04/30/…

Unionhawk

11:28

Falcon 9 first stage has landed at LZ-1 http://spacex.com/webcast https://t.co/766RxdZ99X

Tweeted by SpaceX on May 1, 2017 at 11:26 AM

Kevin van der Velden

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Oh gods, kenorb is over at gamedev.se

Arperum

11:45

@KevinvanderVelden rip gamedev

BlueBarren

12:01

I feel like I haven't been at work in forever

But it was actually a regular weekend

MBraedley

@badp C'mon, Hasan Minhaj, spoiler warnings! Not everyone has seen House of Cards season 2 yet.

Private Pansy

Heh, r/anime holds their Madoka Magica rewatch so that ep. 11 and 12 falls on April 30th, which is this (mild spoilers)

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy Great, now I need to listen to Faun again

(which have a song about said supposed mild spoiler)

KutuluMike

@badp good news, everything's going to be fine, Tony Blair is coming back.

MBraedley

12:18

> Republicans are marching ahead with a mammoth 593-page bill to deregulate Wall Street

And they think this is a good idea because?

KutuluMike

because they own stock in wall street, obvs.

Kevin van der Velden

I think you have that the wrong way around

MBraedley

Do they not realize that the 2008-2009 recession was due in no small part to lax banking regulations?

Private Pansy

@MBraedley I imaging they have one of those charts hanging in their office that says "Years without a recession: 8!"

KutuluMike

nonononono you have it all wrong. the recession was caused by over regulation. the big mean government actually made the poor banks follow all these rules that made their investments flop.

if they were just allowed to do whatever they want without any ramifications they'd have been fine.

Frank

12:22

@MBraedley They do, but their thought process is going to be, "That'll never happen again. We're too smart, and we control government now, so another recession will never happen."

KutuluMike

might have been a few million more homeless or jobless people but hey. thems the breaks.

Unionhawk

Literally every R president with like one exception has increased unemployment

So you know

MBraedley

@KutuluMike right, and what's best for the banks is best for everyone in society. How stupid of me.

user15026

@Frank because you can just stop it with sheer force of will and personality and all that.

Frank

@Ash What, that's not how economics work!?

user15026

12:24

@Frank I hate to be the one to break it to you....

Frank

Those politicans have so much money that they won't feel the sting of another recession, unfortunately.

KutuluMike

relaex. we elected a president who ran on a campaign of not letting wall street continue to "get away with murder" or" bleed us dry" so I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

badp

@PrivatePansy is it the point when everyone dies

it's probably the point where everyone dies

Private Pansy

I can't say, but it's a show about magic girls

badp

ah, that excludes about 2 or 3 animes

Kevin van der Velden

12:28

@PrivatePansy Sounds like a thing for @badp to watch

Private Pansy

Seriously though, it's good. Really good. And a key part of enjoying it is going in with zero spoilers.

badp

@PrivatePansy that's what they all say about everything

DanmakuGrazer

That's not true

Only stuff with a plot

KutuluMike

@PrivatePansy sounds like a nice change of pace from all those police procedural anime.

badp

@DanmakuGrazer ah, that excludes about 2 or 3 more things

Kevin van der Velden

12:36

@badp no no, actual plot, not "plot"

That excludes far more

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: I keep getting "Please insert the original disc in your drive"

Im trying to install a game but I keep getting "Please insert the original disc in your drive" How do I fix this?

nier-automata

KutuluMike

you mean "put on a flashy light show and punch things really hard" isn't a plot?

Private Pansy

It's short, at only 12 ep.

badp

@KevinvanderVelden Piffle, Plot

Kevin van der Velden

I'll allow it

This is a terrible graph, but the information on it is interesting at least:

Lazers 2.0

12:50

0

Q: My laptop doesn't let me open coordinates in Minecraft

I have a Vaio laptop and the F3 buttons doesn't work F3 + Fn changes volmune and same with Ctrl + F3 + Fn there is no Fn lock button, How do I open the coordinates especially since I get lost all the time. Also, how do I use display markers on a map? I tried using maps and searching on the intern...

minecraft

0

Q: USB ports freak out and computer won't turn off after unplugging Xbox 360 controller

I use an xbox 360 controller with my PC for various games. But I have been having a problem where when I disconnect the controller from the USB port, it basically kills all processes related to the USBs. Any devices that were plugged in still work, but disconnecting and reconnecting ones renders ...

xbox-360 pc

Kevin van der Velden

That is height (vertical) vs temperature (horizontal)

Private Pansy

The third dimension has no meaning, I presume?

Kevin van der Velden

The third dimensio nis to make the graph more horrible

GnomeSlice

Yale College Republicans barbecuing by union fast site https://t.co/qf687cckxB

Tweeted by gabrielwinant on April 28, 2017 at 8:20 PM

Trololol

MBraedley

The graph without the third dimension is a standard meteorological graph.

badp

13:02

@KevinvanderVelden why is there a third dimension

Kevin van der Velden

9 mins ago, by Kevin van der Velden

The third dimensio nis to make the graph more horrible

IT HAS A PURPOSE. WHAT DO YOU ALL HAVE AGAINST THE POOR THIRD DIMENSION

badp

@KevinvanderVelden it came in third, after first and second place.

Private Pansy

This table bothers me so much. It's obvious that they had some multiple of 9 respondents for Eurasians, and some multiple of 13 respondent for Boyan

KutuluMike

so?

10% of all numbers are divisible by 9

Private Pansy

@KutuluMike It's rare for a perfect 1/9 of your respondents to respond to two of the options

That imply that the sample size is a small multiple of 9

DanmakuGrazer

13:08

@PrivatePansy And some multiple of 1 for Filipino

@KutuluMike Wouldn't that be 11.(1)%?

Private Pansy

@DanmakuGrazer That is actually less surprising

BlueBarren

13:28

Do you ever ask yourself, "Do I not know how to Google things?" because I'm asking myself that right meow

KutuluMike

i never ask myself that because i can just google it

BlueBarren

@KutuluMike cc: @MetaEd

KutuluMike

lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+google+things

BlueBarren

@KutuluMike I definitely needed that tutorial

Kevin van der Velden

Hurdy gurdy is still a weird name for an instrument

Yuuki

13:47

@PrivatePansy It seems like they should have flipped the axes.

MBraedley

<kbd>Ctrl</kbd>+<kbd>a</kbd>, <kbd>Ctrl</kbd>+<kbd>k</kbd>-<kbd>Ctrl</kbd>+<kbd>f</kbd> is the best shortcut in Visual Studio. Better than <kbd>F5</kbd>, <kbd>F7</kbd>, and other function keys, which are already awesome.

Wait, <kbd> doesn't work in chat?

Private Pansy

No HTML does

badp

what do they do anyway

MBraedley

Oh, right, I'm supposed to use tags instead.

badp

use backticks if you want to be fancy

MBraedley

13:55

ctrl+a etc.

badp

pls

Private Pansy

@badp pls

badp

don't make me C-a C-x you

Private Pansy

Donald Trump's First 100 Days In Office | Season 28 | THE SIMPSONS

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Lazers 2.0

14:23

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Q: What determines who texts me in Hawaii?

I'm now nearing the end of my NG+ run and I just got back from Hawaii (in-game). My first playthrough, I received a text from Makoto, who I think was my highest ranked Confidant at the time, so that made sense. However, this time around, I've maxed both Ann and Makoto's Confidant ranks, while ...

persona-5

BlueBarren

So that's how it's going to be SQL?

You're not going to do what I want you to do?

pours gasoline on SQL server

lights match

Insert 1 liner here

throws match on server

proceeds to burn with server due to the safety hazards of lighting a gasoline based fire in an in-closed space

HazyKingdom

@BlueBarren This is what happens when you're still using 2008.

BlueBarren

14:38

@HazyKingdom ... how did you know I'm still using 2008...?

Yuuki

Because SQL has been in 2008 for 9 years now.

HazyKingdom

@BlueBarren Because all of the SQL issues that involve safety hazards that I've experienced have been due to the installed version being 2008 or earlier.

BlueBarren

We're looking into getting a 2014 SQL server

exciting stuff

HazyKingdom

2014 is where its at. 2016 looks amazing.

BlueBarren

@HazyKingdom clearly we need a policy that when using SQL Server 2008 one must wear the proper PPE

HazyKingdom

14:45

@BlueBarren lol yep, better keep that fire retardant blanket near by in case anyone goes an arsonist spree.

BlueBarren

@HazyKingdom I think a flamethrower should also be provided

I don't want to make my own

HazyKingdom

You don't have one of those already? Better get started on writing that letter to HR about the poor working conditions you're battling with.

BlueBarren

Clearly I'm still new, I didn't realize flamethrowers are expected nowadays

HazyKingdom

They used to come in the box with the 2008 installation diskette.

Erm CD.

BlueBarren

What's a "CD"?

HazyKingdom

14:49

I think these are "CDs". Apparently you can just fish them right out of the sea.

BlueBarren

(That link is blocked for me, I blame the SQL server again)

Kevin van der Velden

BlueBarren

Well aren't those pretty

The bridge should go on a CD fishing trip

Random question: how many timezones does Russia span?

Kevin van der Velden

7

That may or may not have been a random guess (it was)

Private Pansy

A lot

Kevin van der Velden

14:55

Oh, 9 apparently

Used to be 11 before march 2010

BlueBarren

@KevinvanderVelden darn, I wanted to take your seven as fact and start spreading fake news

@KevinvanderVelden uh what happened in March of 2010?

Kevin van der Velden

They changed it

BlueBarren

Why? How?

Kevin van der Velden

By saying "This land is now timezone X" which happened to be a timezone they were already using, thereby reducing the amount of distinct timezones in russia

MBraedley

@BlueBarren it's complicated

Kevin van der Velden

14:57

You do have to remember that timezones are entirely made up

MBraedley

At least that's what I get from a quick google search

BlueBarren

@KevinvanderVelden time is relative

Steven Vascellaro

Hallo

Kevin van der Velden

Hi

BlueBarren

@MBraedley just like my marriage (I'm not married, it makes marriage complicated)

Steven Vascellaro

14:58

Would this be a good place to contact an Arqade user?

Kevin van der Velden

@BlueBarren A non existing marriage is the simplest marriage!

@StevenVascellaro depends on the user, bridge is not mandatory

BlueBarren

@KevinvanderVelden how is it simple? I think the lack of a spouse makes it complicated

Steven Vascellaro

I wanted to explain my recent tag edits to @Vemonus.
Stack Exchange sometimes trims "redundant" terms from tag descriptions, such as on the technical issues tag

BlueBarren

@StevenVascellaro Well @Vemonus is in here every once in a while so they'll probably see your message eventually

Steven Vascellaro

Thanks

I wanted to let him know that was the reason I was suggesting seemingly arbitrary changes like gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/225704

It prevents the tag from being truncated in the tag list

Kevin van der Velden

15:06

@BlueBarren it's simple by virtue of an abscence of complexity

Steven Vascellaro

Oh, I should also mention the above to @Memor-X as well. (See chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/37086340#37086340)

BlueBarren

@KevinvanderVelden but I can't do marriage things when I'm not married, doesn't that make it complicated when I try to do marriage things?

Kevin van der Velden

I'm sorry, I'm a mathematician. The simplest thing is the thing that does not exist.

BlueBarren

Until you need it to exist

how do you solve an equation where x = floopteen when floopteen doesn't exist?

You make it exist

Kevin van der Velden

Yes but that is a hypothetical situation, that situation is complicated, the marriage isn't

BlueBarren

15:15

isn't my marriage also a hypothetical situation since I can't be in a marriage when I've been married to someone?

crap

*never been married to someone

too late to edit

badp

@KevinvanderVelden Piffle, Ontology

Kevin van der Velden

Things that don't exist are very simple, you can only add complications by making it exist =p

Private Pansy

"We TOLD you it was hard." "Yeah, but now that I'VE tried, we KNOW it's hard."

badp

no no no no

BlueBarren

@KevinvanderVelden since I've made my non-existent marriage exist doesn't that make my marriage complicated?

Yuuki

15:20

@PrivatePansy Nobody knew that this problem would be hard.

badp

the third panel needs to be swapped for lady cueball talking to mr cueball about the problem

and the box in the fourth panel needs to say "10 minutes later"

Private Pansy

> In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Arperum

dammit cat. I was going to do dishes. and now I'm stuck with you on my lap.

Kevin van der Velden

RIP Stuck forever

badp

@Arperum gently lift a knee until freedom is achieved

WARNING: freedom may and probably will lead to the cat sitting in your chair

Private Pansy

15:23

@badp Better than sitting there forever and starving to death

BlueBarren

@badp what if someone wasn't sitting but just squatting before hand?

badp

@BlueBarren user error

please replace user and strike Enter

BlueBarren

@badp but my mom told me I ~~was~~ am irreplaceable ;_;

badp

You have conflicting tenses in your sentence, so you probably aren't recalling what she said correctly.

BlueBarren

shhh sneaky edit

@badp well I can't edit that message anymore so now we're committed

Kevin van der Velden

15:28

@badp oh I generally replace enter and strike the user

badp

@KevinvanderVelden stubby or long enter key?

the process sounds pretty annoying

Kevin van der Velden

Clue by 4

Or you don't mean what I strike the user with?

Vemonus

@StevenVascellaro just looking through those failed edit suggestions, you probably should've pinged @TimmyJim as well. I am aware of the trimming done to tag wikis, however, in this case, removing the first part of the sentences doesn't really help. The meta you linked in the edit description says that the wiki should be reworked into a complete sentence without redundant text that would be trimmed. You removed the beginning of the sentence, but you turned them into sentence fragments.

Kevin van der Velden

Aaanyway, hooooome tiiiimeeee

Private Pansy

Also, sweet revenge for @Arperum: reddit.com/r/StuffOnCats

badp

15:34

HA! that will show the cat

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Is cavalry best used to attach archers or flank infantry?

Attcking archers and charging infantry from behind find there cause units to flee, but which results in less loss? The archers seem like juicy targets, and nearby archers will stop firing to reposition away from the fast cav. Sometimes my cav takes excessive damages from surrounding archers who ...

warhammer-total-war

Private Pansy

6

GodEmperorDune

@PrivatePansy the face does it for me

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune tmi

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki ಠ_ಠ

Sepia Lazers

15:43

0

Q: Merge [okami] and [okami-hd]

Arqade currently has two separate tags for okami and okami-hd. This seems a bit redundant, considering the HD PS3 port is nearly identical to the original PS2 release. I suggest merging the two tags, making okami-hd a synonym for okami.

discussion tag-merging

Arperum

@PrivatePansy Why does anyone even own that many of those mice toy things.

GodEmperorDune

@Arperum my headcanon is that they ran to the store to get MANY MORE after the first few didn't bother the cat

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How do driver choices and kart customizations affect actual play in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?

In MK8D There's no (obvious) indication of whether your driver and kart selections (kart body, wheels, glider type) have any impact on how you drive. I'm pretty sure I recall that in earlier games some of these choices translated into in-game physics differences. I think some drivers had higher ...

mario-kart-8-deluxe

Yuuki

@Arperum Because some people like going to IKEA and don't feel like leaving without getting something?

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