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00:58
this is rad
@GodEmperorDune @Avery @Chippies
user15026
@badp what what no what tea is for everyoooooone.
@Ash I mean there is tea and there is 'tea' I guess
pretty sure it's referring to that euphemistic learning aide
spoiler alert it's referring to sex.
01:06
nailed it
@badp yeh probably worked better if they requested "coffee"
eh
@badp GTA:SA, how the girlfriends invite CJ in for "Coffee"
this scene was written in about 2004
IIRC
yup, this game I just noticed the acronym of came out a few months before GTA:SA
I guess the localization happened afterwards tho.
@badp yeh i just noticed that, i didn't think GTA was that old
@badp i'd be curious what the Japanese used and if "tea" was a creative choice during translation
does the Steam Versions have Japanese Text?
01:12
don't think so
user15026
@badp my statement stands!
@Ash she's 16... so I guess kinda maybe?
user15026
okay, slightly amended w/ references to consent and things
maybe not from the 40yo-or-so drunk duke person tho
user15026
yeah, okay
user15026
01:15
...now I want to make tea. Actual tea. Not sex-euphemism tea.
01:35
I had fast food tea today. It was kinda sour. :(
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Q: Can friends on Battle.net see the date I bought a game?

dookuI bought a game very recently to play with friends, but I told them I already had it. When I add them, can they see the date I bought it, or does it only tell them that I own the game?

user15026
I am making a cup of my Kentucky Bourbon tea.
I made tea in the park on a hobo burner with my friend last week, and we put rum in it
02:14
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@RedRiderX I laughed so hard at this I aspirated my tea
@RedRiderX i imagine them yelling "to Sto-vo-kor!"
@RedRiderX cc @Frank @Yuuki @MadMAxJr @OtherMonsterHunters
aka Mixed Sets By Idiots.
02:45
Hmm? What am I being called for?
@Wipqozn What do you need?
user15026
03:06
Fist of Jesus is one of those absolutely ridiculous games that I love but am also super surprised that I love as much as I do. But come on, Jesus and Judas fighting zombies (the first boss fight is zombie Lazarus!).
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Q: How to remove the strap from the Joy-Con strap?

Aibara IduasIs there a way to remove the strap from the Joy-Con strap attachment for the Nintendo Switch? Note that I'm not asking how to remove the attachment from a Joy-Con (which can be tricky if put on incorrectly), but rather how to remove the string/strap itself from the attachment. I could just cut ...

03:35
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Q: What is the highest supported micro SD size for the Nintendo Switch?

Memor-XWhen the PS4 was updated to support an external Hard Drive Playstation listed This is compatible with HDDs up to 8TB in size. I just got my Nintendo Switch and am looking to buy a Micro SD for it but when i started to think how big it should be i remembered the PS4 and don't want to get a h...

03:48
as anyone brought the Officially Licensed Nintendo Switch Hybrid Cover and know if that stand thing gets in the way when you're not setting the screen up separate from the joycons?
03:58
0
Q: Is there anything to do at Mekar Island?

ThunderforgeI traveled to Mekar Island, but it didn't look like there was anything to do there. I arrived during the day and noticed the bones. I figured there might be a night event and so I lit a fire and waited till the evening. Sure enough, all the bones came to life. I thought something might happen if ...

@GnomeSlice hue
oh that wasn't meant to be a pun
just take the hue and go :p
@GnomeSlice that's what they all say
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017) https://t.co/DzuYTRvGSP
3
(click the link)
No pun intended...
04:08
@Fluttershy for a moment there i thought it was Power Rangers
some drama in the heap, looks like
@Fluttershy cc RIP @twobugs
@GodEmperorDune in it's trash
@Ash But isn't Lazarus already zombie Lazarus?
Did he die again?
user15026
@Yuuki well, technically, if zombie just means undead and not "also wanting to eat brains"
user15026
because in this case he def wants to eat Judas and Jesus brains
04:11
But did he die again or did he just suddenly get a hankering for brains?
user15026
(also I like that Judas is your partner in this game)
user15026
@Yuuki The game is unclear on this point
Some people have cravings, that's no reason to (re)kill them.
user15026
When they're trying to satiate the craving with my brain, it gets a little difficult to not want ot kill them
if you kill Lazarus wouldn't he just come back again? or was it a one time deal
04:14
hey, i hit ~2 million people reached :)
@Dragonrage welcome to da club penguin
@Memor-X Well, he didn't come back to life under his own power, Jesus raised him.
So I imagine he'd need Jesus to raise him again.
> Judas: why, wont, you, stay, dead, Lazarus!
Jesus: i don't know *healing spell*
i get the feeling Jesus is holding a grudge there
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Q: What's the right name for this sort of switching/routing game?

A. FurrowI'm having a devil of a time finding the right search terms to find more (and hopefully better) games like https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ft.game.drawing&hl=en. Sometimes games like this are implemented as trains on a set of tracks. In the Wii Fit Plus, they had something lik...

@Avery @GodEmperorDune @Chippies
04:56
@Memor-X I'm at 1.5m can i join the cool penguins club?
@Avery gezzz, i don't know. you'll have to speak with the mod who abuses their power by whimsyly sets entry requirements
@Memor-X i think he frexited
What if his igloo melted? What if global warming got him too?
05:52
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Closed before being launched.

06:18
Ugh
i was yelled at by school administration to get a haircut.
@Avery didn't you already do that?
No
i won't either
that is so fuct @Avery
(the school, not what you're doing)
07:28
Has to be the best story I've ever read on Reddit Today you.... tomorrow me https://t.co/SwCN1zyDST
#thingsthatmakemyliberalheartbleed
07:52
0
Q: Where does GOG keep its Wiz8 saves?

BESWI'm used to porting Wiz8 saved files between Windows machines, and on OS X games I can usually dig up the save-game folders in ~/Library or wherever they're hiding. But I've got a Good Old Games version of Wizardry 8 that I'm playing on OS X 1.11.6, and I can't find the save game files anywhere. ...

08:46
Blerghle chat
Or morning or something
@KevinvanderVelden Blerglhe or something works. morning can get the hell out.
@Arperum Day not treating you well, Arpy?
I mean, someone called him Arpy so it's off to a bad start already =p
According to the internet jargon the median OSX key chord is double-bucky-cokebottle
More comic sans abuse
09:00
@Avery is that a diet owo
Here's your daily belief in humanity
And your daily dose of memes:
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Q: Multiple programs giving black screen when run on Nvidia GPU

Martijn Melcherssince saturday my laptop is giving black screens when I run programs like Atom or Discord. The program loads correctly and shows briefly when you resize it. I got the best result with the minecraft launcher displayed in the gif below examaple gif I've tried to reinstall Nvidia panel and drivers...

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Q: How to stop my cards being auto selected

TheLethalCoderWhen I first started playing Paladins I didn't even know about the cards you could buy mid game. Later on I noticed them and realised that they can give you a good advantage if tailored correctly to your opponents. However, recently my cards have been being auto selected for me and the only way ...

09:18
@KevinvanderVelden That too. Plus Girlfriend had to go back north. Plus neck hurts from headbanging a lot. plus tired plus back at work plus morning.
@Arperum ouch :( hope it gets fine soon for you
@Avery It'll be some days. This is not the first time this happened. Not even close.
10:22
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Q: Blackscreen while running things using Electron

martijnmelcherssince saturday my laptop is giving black screens when I run programs like Atom or Discord. The program loads correctly and shows briefly when you resize it. I got the best result with the minecraft launcher displayed in the gif below examaple gif I've tried to reinstall Nvidia panel and drivers...

10:44
@MadMAxJr The thing I replied to. It's relevant.
11:20
@Wipqozn your FACE is relevant
@badp thanks
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Q: Hi everyone I am an indie game developer and want to share my game with community

Salman KhanIt's zombie runner game which is played by taps on screen . For now its only supported on android. Here is the link for my game

11:35
@Chippies That cats face is on a super weird place.
@Arperum oh no
@Arperum also the cat is floating
Also the person is a pink blob
lol Alabama's Governor is facing articles of impeachment
@KevinvanderVelden Na, just jumping around on a not-painted trampoline.
@KevinvanderVelden Abstraction and at least his face is not on his side.
@Arperum the trampoline is clearly blue
@Arperum how do you know where his side is though?
question everything!
11:42
@Chippies I meant stomach area.
@Arperum only if they's an anthropomorphic blob
which we don't know
Y'know, it's monday, why is everything so difficult.
me right now:
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Q: Long then short delay?

JamesisnotaduckSo I've made a mob spawned in my survival world and I am currently using a button, redstone torch tower and a long redstone line to dispense the water. (I made it in a creative world and am using daylight sensors observer blocks to dispense the water.) The problem is that I want a better way to...

12:00
@Chippies these comics are great
@3ventic You think that's bad? I mixed up Grover Cleveland and Grover Cleveland
@Nzall I'm saying the site put them in that order when I clicked "show correct order"
@3ventic Looks like it doesnt show the correct order, it messes them up again
I mean, I put them all together in the right order using Wikipedia, and it shuffles them again afterwards
12:32
@Nzall what about Grocery Cleveland
coworker is using the exact same color on his desktop background as Windows 95 did by default
I wasn't ready for that
I wish that not literally everything was mutually incompatible NFC cards
12:51
Good morning.
So I have a question but I'm not sure if it would work on this format cause I feel like it's a bit of a list question.
I'm wanting to play some games with a friend of mine but we have very different playstyles, she likes to rush ahead and get things done while I like to take my time and explore a bit. This can be a bit annoying at times for both of us so I'm looking for some games that would allow us to play together while playing how we want. Can I turn this into a valid question? I can't think of a way without it being just asking for a list of games
@badp I thought I wasn't but then I was
13:06
@MattE.Эллен starts beeping inconsolably
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Q: How do I put colored carpet on my head?

ragerSo I was messing with command blocks today and I tried to put colored carpet on my head. I don't really know that much about command blocks and that kind of stuff. I already know /replaceitem entity @p slot.armor.head minecraft:carpet 1 0 but I want to know the command for colored carpet. Thanks

@Aaron Nope. There is no way to ask this on the main site. Especially since game req questions are not allowed anyway, so the listyness of the question doesn't even matter.
Thought so.
@Aaron As a game recommendation question, it wouldn't work. However, feel free to discuss there here in chat
@Nzall Alright. I'll welcome any suggestions.
13:12
Personally, I can recommend minecraft, especially modded
She doesn't like modded and I don't like unmodded lol
That was one of my first thoughts as well
Another recommendation is world of warcraft, but that's more "play for communicate" rather than "play together"
I think I'll made a reddit post, is there any other site I might go to?
/r/gamingsuggestions is a great place to start
guildwars 2 rewards exploration, so maybe that sort of thing is a good compromise. The Super Adventure Box (in GW2) is a fun place to play, too
13:17
I've heard good things about that game
The thing is that most multiplayer "play with" games don't really work well with multiple paces
@MattE.Эллен I enjoyed it while I played it, and there are indeed 2 paces: rush to the end of the story; and finish each zone
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Q: Selecting the right chest from the gambler

BatophobiaWhen meeting with the spell gambler, is there a way to know which chest holds the spell? I tried to follow the chests as they scrambled, but couldn't keep up.

@Aaron Have you looked at Terraria?
13:20
@Nzall yeah. I like to do both! I tend to prioritise story, though
@Aaron Trove comes to mind, used to play that with my dad and we had the same playstyle difference
How about No Man's Sky? You can pretend it's multiplayer when it's not. The devs certainly did that on release.
@MattE.Эллен Only problem is that I can't figure out how to put points in my mastery. After I finished the intro scenariofor HoT, i got that mastery point book, but I can't figure out how to use that point to buy the Gliding skill
@Nzall I know that's the issue I'm trying to fix.
maybe "love in a dangerous spacetime" would suit you, @Aaron. I haven't played it, but the videos I've seen make it look like a good coop game
13:21
@Yuuki Heh, that is true. Did they ever improve the game?
@MattE.Эллен Not for multipaced gamers
@Aaron They are working on it, but most of the core issues are still present
@DanmakuGrazer Just asked her if she likes it, didn't think of that
@Aaron Sources have said yes and I think I might pick up the game on a deep sale.
But still kinda wary.
@Nzall you have to select the skill, earn xp to level it and when you fill the xp bar, select it again to spend the mastery points on it.
I watched Markiplier play it and it looked fun. A bit repetitive but I always expected that since it's procedurally generated
13:23
@Aaron there is no multiplayer in it
cool, bricked my phone
@KevinvanderVelden Right I meant for myself lol
@MattE.Эллен Ah, okay. I think where I failed is that I used the mastery tome right as I got it rather than first selecting a skill.
but I can be mistaken. been a while since I last played
@Nzall it isn't the most intuitive.
like a year or so
13:25
@KevinvanderVelden Fantastic! stares off into the distance
Terraria is a good suggestion. I'd also recommend Don't Starve Together. You can both play at different paces, but your end goal is always to the same.
@Nzall I got back into it about a year ago :D I hadn't played it for about three years. going back to it I thought "this isn't even the same game"
@MattE.Эллен Yeah, it changed a lot
I pretty much got my hands full with World of Warcraft right now
@Aaron What about a game that forces you to stay close together? I'm thinking something like Diablo or Torchlight 2
Got 6 more characters to level from 102+ to 110 and do the order campaign on, plus another 6 characters I need to do part 2 of the campaign with
13:30
@Nzall ah. I'm a one MMORPG guy
@MattE.Эллен Same
I can realistically only play one at a time because of work
@GnomeSlice Well we get frustraited with eachother lol. We tried a game like that
I grew tired of mmorpg. They were all too easy, plus the whole Go fetch this, go kill this monster, go fetch this go kill this monster
I did enjoy ff14 but my friends stopped playing and I got bored with it as well
Didn't help they were all lvl 30 when I joined lol.
I'm looking forward to the ff12 remake
AGh I feel terrible today
had to sit on an exam for 160mins with low blood pressure, terrible nausea and a headache
i couldn't leave nor do anything
it was the worst
13:52
Holy shit
@Unionhawk what
That jpeg artifacting
@Unionhawk It's not actually vantablack, so that's some reason for mentioning it I guess. vantablack has been mentioned so much by now it's boring.
@Aaron You might have to consider the possibility that you guys just won't be able to play a proper multiplayer game together.
14:03
@Yuuki Terraria sounds doable, one person goes of to do things like making and fancying up a house while the other goes spelunking/do stuff to upgrade armor/weapons for both.
Possibly same option in starbound? But I haven't played enough to say anything about it really.
> Geeze! In the video, it looks like they literally dragged him off the plane after knocking him out! Everything was quiet and calm-ish until one of the guys just reached in and grabbed him and the dude started screaming.
The article said he came back on the plane looking bloody and disoriented. I wonder what happened to make them feel like they needed to escalate to force, and if it was really a valid response.
tl;dr Don't fly United.
Oh that
i read it earlier
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Q: Proposed tag: sdcard

chicksWe have a tag for hard-drive but nothing for "storage" or "sdcard". Adding this tag should make it easier for folks to find questions similar to the one they're asking which will hopefully reduce duplicates or make them easier to find. Given that we have 228 results for "sd card" it seems like ...

This theater in my building has $35 tickets for Joel McHale's stand-up show when he comes in June. But for a mere $250 "donation", you can get your tickets two days early by taking advantage of their special "pre-sale offer"!
WHAT A DEAL
14:21
@Sterno SO you can pay $285 in presale or you can buy at the start of the thing?
@Arperum it actually sounds way dumber than that
I assjme
Because it sounds like they are already on sale?
@SepiaLazers ehhhhhhhhhhh
Eh
@Yuuki I am aware of that lol. I want to try before giving up though.
Normal plebs can buy tickets on Friday
$250 "donators" can buy them tomorrow
user15026
Is that all you get for said "donation"
You also get the deep unending knowledge that you got ripped off
14:30
Yes, to my knowledge
Question
Well, and the deep satisfaction of being a patron of the arts.
Should you expect anything in exchange for a donation
okay is it just me or does this look really fun
I am contractually required to present the following
Oh my god I'm watching doggie rehab while waiting for alternate side parking to end. https://t.co/PNnyZyIqlP
14:37
> For the first time ever, the soundtracks for Ninja Gaiden on NES and Arcade and Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos are available exactly as intended by the composers originally and true to the original releases. This also marks the first time ever Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom has received an official soundtrack release in any format and in any territory.
Nice!
user15026
@GnomeSlice it looks fun. It also looks like I would be terrible with it lol
@Ash Right??
15:01
when your meeting goes an extra hour and a half .-.
it's amazing how much of my day spent parenting is explaining over and over to my two kids how to take turns
@Sterno sounds about right
I'm a younger sibling and my parents had to go over that with me and my brother ALL the time
Also, protip for parents having their second child: If you get two of something, never ever make them different colors
Mostly because my brother doesn't know how to share even to this day
15:07
We've got a swingset with a red swing and a yellow swing. They are otherwise identical.
The fights over the red swing are ENDLESS
Yellow is a bad colour
so I get it
Holy shit
although if there was a blue swing, oh boy
now that's the shit
@BlueBarren I find this offensive.
@Yuuki is yellow your favourite colour?
15:09
No, I'm Asian.
PSA: Don't fly your drone in a thunder storm.
@Yuuki well we're talking about colours not race D:
cc @Ash
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IT Recruiting

Proposed Q&A site for people who works on IT profiles and wants to know more about tools, programmes, job descriptions, etc.

Currently in definition.

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Q: Errors with Fallout Shelter time glitch?

Ironshot30I have done extensive research on how to do the time glitch, to find that no one knows. Well, that's no longer true. If you follow these steps, they will fix your timers right away, and then you can keep repeating the steps to get your Lunchboxes, Quests, and Caps quickly and with no difficulties...

15:21
@MBraedley how come the slowmo guys weren't invited? :(
@Chippies Most commercial slow motion cameras just can't deal with an event like this. They very much like consistent lighting.
@Unionhawk Well that was an article with no actual conclusion
Too bad, I'd be interested in knowing one way or the other
@MBraedley but the lightning would act basically like a flash and that's the part that I'm interested in
ughh finally
@Chippies The flash is the problem. It saturates the sensor, which causes ghosting, so you don't get any useful video from after the strike.
15:26
I found the reason and fix on why my ereader's wifi wasn't working
Also, the signal will probably bleed to nearby pixels, causing blurring.
and OMFG BRIDGE IS TIMEOUTING AGAIN ON ME
so annoying
you can see it in their own x1/3200 speed video that everything is black until the actual flash, which illuminates it enough. I doubt their high speed camera is the top notch consumer camera
@MBraedley eh, maybe. A slowmo lightning would be cool anyway though
@Unionhawk Right?!
@Chippies It probably is top notch, but different from a general purpose model.
@MBraedley That was really interesting
15:38
@SaintWacko specifically the "some suffered increased risks of cardiovascular events." Bit
@Unionhawk Right. And I wish there were more differentiation between those taking it because of Low-T and those taking it to try to get a boost
16:19
lol
t_d is losing it
user15026
@Unionhawk not entirely sure what is happening but i love how excited they are
user15026
Like I get that it is a skip but I don't know enough to know how important it is
Ah so Yooka-Laylee will be available globally at 12am UK Time
so for me I can play it today at 7pm EST
@Ash this skips about half of the game and was deemed impossible until now
The skip uses a glitch introduced in wwhd
16:24
It still needs iron boots by the looks of it, so it's not the half game skip.
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@Unionhawk oh that's super neat.
user15026
@BlueBarren I forgot that was a thing.
@Ronan ok there is that
@Avery buzzfeed? really?
@GnomeSlice just bc you don't like a source doesn't make it less legitimate
16:29
@GnomeSlice buzzfeed has been trying to go legit for some time, but i too remain skeptical
@GnomeSlice Jim Sterling gave The Sexy Brutale a 10, if review scores mean anything to you. I'm pretty excited to check it out when if releases.
@Unionhawk yeah but it's buzzfeed lol
@Fluttershy whoa, 10/10?
Isn't that guy like a really hard reviewer
@Unionhawk Which half of the game does it skip?
@Unionhawk buzzfeed the 'here's 15 pictures of dogs with ham on their face' buzzfeed?
@GnomeSlice yeah, listicle clickbait buzzfeed
16:30
I'd just have stuck with snopes
Where in the Google search result does it even say Buzzfeed's involved?
All I see is Snopes.
yeah same
google itself only shows snopes and politifact
@Unionhawk plus I like buzzfeed, I 'read' it all the time when I want to see a bunch of memes in a list
@GodEmperorDune Do you think people do that? Just get on T_D and lie?
16:33
unless he means those are the sites that get the fact check listing
@Ash I think it's been over 2 years but they finally finished it
i dunno if it has something to do with this "schema.org" format
like maybe the site has to say "this is what i claim, and this is the site that backs it up"
and if they link to buzzfeed as part of that
@GnomeSlice He's divisive, but I typically agree with most of his reviews.
his reviews are usually very on point, but scores not really
16:47
@Yuuki iirc it skips triforce quest still (right?) Or maybe just one temple in the "power up the sword" quest
dammit, i went over to the_d to see the meltdown and its has backfired
@GodEmperorDune going to td is always a bad idea :/
Should I go to t_d for any reason whatsoever: a handy flowchart:
Start->no
I'm still banned from t_d I think
@Avery you got banned? How?
16:50
@BlueBarren The real question is how someone doesn't get banned from T_D.
@BlueBarren making a statement even I regret to this day.
By being a terrible person
OBSERVE:
@Yuuki i don't think i have a reddit account
@Unionhawk fake news
16:51
ONEBOX GOD DAMN YOU
that page doesn't exist
Wat
CACHING GOD DAMN YOU
is it a priv? edi: nope
16:52
@Avery This statement makes no sense to me.
@Fluttershy I basically tried to say that the stuff he criticizes is on point, but the scoring (10/10, 6/10 etc) he makes is arguable.
I still don't understand.
@Fluttershy Observations are objective, scores and enjoyment are not
Reviews are subjective, and his scores are what he gives them after reviewing.
@DanmakuGrazer wow. I couldn't have said better. (literally, I tried and failed)
16:56
Tldr it's a t_d post asking "should I call ICE on this wedding"
HOAX
FAKE
FALSE FLAG
DISTACTION
RUSSIA TROLL
PUTINBOT
What's a russia when you have jaina
Trying to get Reddit posts made after a particular post is either a bit harder than I imagined or I am literally blind and can't read the API documentation.
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