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19:02
@Yuuki wait, which one is trump? gaston?
@GodEmperorDune That seems accurate
@Yuuki hue @badp
oh man, what happened in this quora thread https://t.co/6bpNoFAygX
19:13
@Yuuki but that's a screenshot from the googles
I mean technically anyone can doctor a google screenshot by pressing F12
@Unionhawk if you search it right now you'll see it
@Yuuki I want pizza for supper now
@GodEmperorDune /lazy
I believe you but /lazy
I'm eating healthy though and cutting out loads of take out
So am omlette it shall be
not sure if legit
or recycled from Bush years
@Yuuki Don't ruin the magic!
@GodEmperorDune there's no way this is about Trump
it's literally too soon
I mean they could have started on 11/10 or so
19:22
@Unionhawk google image search shows it circulating from at least 2012
WELL HOW DARE YOU SPREAD FAKE NEWS
or something
idk
idk, my bff jill?
the good news is they don't need to change the design
the bad news is going forward I'll have to check my clothes' labels for frog emojis
After playing a few hours of Conan Exiles, I've decided *not* to do a series on it. Too buggy, too much like ARK...and just not fun to play
Well that answers if I want to play that or not.
@badp I think there were similar things about Bush Jr.
19:25
@MBraedley that's my guess
if i had one word to describe trump, idiot wouldn't be my choice
I mean
why is my son crying each evening
and it's this weird cry
like he's just going
'Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
not hungry, doesn't want his dummy
won't sleep
@djsmiley2k around dusk for an hour or two?
bit later than dusk but yeah
we call it "sundowning" over here
19:27
he's only started it the last night or two
something about the light sets them off
yesterday i had to take him and sit in front of the computer with him
instantly he was like 'ooo computer'
@GodEmperorDune Nighttime is when the baddies Americans monsters come out after all.
only thing that'd stop him
I have the same reaction
19:28
i've heard that you just have to find something to distract them during it and they grow out of it after a few weeks
@djsmiley2k We'll make a Bridger/Arqadian/AngryAngryChatThing out of him yet.
yeah i'll look at my phone while walking my daughter to burp her or w/e and now she cranes her head like "oooh, this looks fun"
and its worked again
instantly settled out here
maybe he loves the 50hz hum
19:31
from my thorough research, each kid has some magical thing that works for them but does not work for any other kid
my wife's grad school friend has twins. one of them will only sleep in the bathtub
not the fancy thousand dollar electronic adjusting bed they got
but the $20 plastic bathtub
my daughter responded well to me going wub wub wub like some crazed substepper
k, hews now so relaxed i cutr his finger nails o_O
19:34
wow
that's a magic computer
currently watching ^^
i do have a rgb stealth keyboard setup with some glowing keys
but he actively watches thew screen, same with the laptop and sometimes TV
yeah sometimes my daughter would wake up and cry because she wanted to come into the living room to watch i love lucy with us
i mean its a good show but
Hey. Maybe she loves Lucy.
Maybe you should have named her Lucy.
Maybe, just maybe her lifelong dream has been to turn into a USB stick.
19:38
wat
@Yuuki 404 refrance not found
Lucy is a 2014 English-language French science fiction action film written and directed by Luc Besson and produced by his wife Virginie Besson-Silla for his company Europacorp. The film was shot in Taipei, Paris and New York City. It stars Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Choi Min-sik and Amr Waked. Johansson portrays the title character, a woman who gains psychokinetic abilities when a nootropic drug is absorbed into her bloodstream. The film was released on July 25, 2014, and became a box office success, grossing over $463 million, 11 times the budget of $40 million. It received generally...
goddammit @Yuuki
@Yuuki how was that?
i never saw it, is it worth watching eventually?
@GodEmperorDune It was a movie. In the loosest sense of the word.
19:40
Probably really dumb
I've seen parts
It looked dumb
but scarjo and morgan freeman
It was a thing that happened.
@Fluttershy Still thinking about picking up Zestiria?
@GodEmperorDune But Luc Besson.
@Yuuki i don't know luc besson's work
19:42
Oh goddammit Lucy 2 is announced
@GodEmperorDune The Transporter series and the Taken series are his biggest hits, I think.
@Yuuki taken was fun
The story left a lot to be desired though.
Granted, they're hardcore action movies.
you don't watch taken for the plot, you watch it to see liam neeson and the skills he acquired over a lifetime...
But with Lucy, the plot actually dragged the action down.
> I thought it was funny that Morgan Freeman doesn't even deliver the exposition, he basically just stands there with a "holy shit did you guys just see that?" look on his face for the whole movie.
There's literally a line where his student asks him something and he just replies "I have no idea".
19:43
@Yuuki wut
i thought morgan freeman was contractually obligated to deliver a monologue or at least semi narrate something
He's got a 10% of your brain monologue, I think
speaking of which, morgan freeman had some sciencey show on discovery a while back, i wonder what happened to it
Even though that part of the premise is dumb too
I mean, the problem with Lucy is that it seems like it's the first time Luc Besson is dealing with an action film where the protagonist is more than just "peak human condition".
oh hey there are a lot of episodes i haven't seen
Through the Wormhole is an American science documentary television series narrated and hosted by American actor Morgan Freeman. It began airing on Science in the United States on June 9, 2010. == Development and production == The TV network Science has been highlighting what VP of Production Bernadette McDaid calls the "Rock Stars of Science", and physics outreach such as Michio Kaku and Brian Cox. "We wanted to merge our 'Rock Stars of Science' ... with the superstars of pop culture." When Science general manager Deborah Myers heard that Morgan Freeman was very interested in things to do with...
yay morgan freeman
19:46
I mean, ScarJo gets so many superpowers as the film progresses that she actually starts generating massive plot holes as it goes on.
@GodEmperorDune It tried to be an action movie and an existential movie at the same time... For each scene it does one or the other well.. as a whole movie though its kind of broken because of this :/
> "Remember how I instantly knocked all those cops out? Well, there are some badguys coming and I can't be bothered to do that, so go have a big shootout with them."
I'm actually surprised that ranks a 67 on RT
I'd have figured russians would have hated that movie
That was a stupid joke @Uni
Honestly the acting is good, well done by all parts, good actors, etc
The story and the directing sucked
They should give it to the guys who did John Wick
Lucy 2 would be Epic in their hands
@James Epic wasn't a bad movie either.
19:48
@Unionhawk i hued
@Yuuki I just meant it would be awesome :)
Kinda sad it didn't get as much attention as it deserved.
Did anyone else watch Epic?
I feel like I'm the only person who remembers that movie ever existed.
You aren't
@Yuuki i watched it
good scenes with the pug
That was the one movie with the thing, right?
19:50
omg what's a thing that will let me write into a PDF in a hurry without making me want to gouge my eyes out
@badp ghostscript
jQuery
Hex Editor
I'm almost to the point wher e I will just use gimp
19:52
@badp just use photoshop, it's in the adobe suite so you know they are cross compatible
@badp Notepad.
FBI Shuts Down Prominent New ISIS Recruitment Website http://trib.al/uvTQ5OH https://t.co/X62cOmUo6b
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The Onion is on fire
@Unionhawk And here I worried about how the Onion would deal with the unraveling of reality.
oh right okular
@Yuuki by swimming in pools of money probably
I mean at this point /r/nottheonion is basically just /r/news
20:00
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Q: What happened to the story hinted from the announcement trailer of "Rise of the Tomb Raider"?

k0pernikusJust having started playing "Rise of the Tomb Raider", I didn't expect its story that focuses very strongly on Lara's father, and besides an early cameo from Jonah, there is not much of a callback to the first game. My expectation going into this game were based upon an old announcement trailer ...

and when I said okular
I meant libreoffice
@badp libre as in beer?
@GodEmperorDune No, that's the thing that destroys your libre.
20:20
You guys are terrible
There we go, finally a status update on fidget cube
Thanks DHL
DHL is now fidgeting with your cube.
Finally processed this morning in CA
estimated delivery now 2/3
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Q: My HUD has completely disappeared! What happened to it?

Mage XyAfter picking my hero in the pre-game lobby, I typically Alt-Tab out of the game to browse the web for a short time until the match starts. This time, when I Alt-Tabbed back into the game, my HUD completely disappeared! I could still control my character but I could not see my health, ult charge,...

@Unionhawk Second of march is still a month away, Are you getting a packet from the south pole or such?
20:36
Context clues for translation
if(user.IsUni()) { //date format is probably USA }
IsUni() is used in IsWrong(), incidentally
Maybe put a try-catch around that.
In case it's Friday.
@Unionhawk shutup. Just use a normal date system like the rest of the world.
@Arperum according to america, we are the rest of the world
@Dragonrage America is wrong though. Since it contains @uni
20:41
You have to appreciate American stubbornness when it comes to dates and measurements.
There's a lot wrong here in America.
Holy hell, that tweet still hasn't been deleted @Unionhawk? I reported it as inciting harm against a group of people >_>
We're working on making it less wrong.
@TimStone N O P E
@TimStone What tweet?
20:44
Actually, that would be a fun executive order. As of 4:45pm today, America adopts the metric system.
@JasonBerkan if everyone else would conform to our units of measure, it would make things much simpler
@JasonBerkan that would be a terrible mistake
@SaintWacko Fox News initially reported that the Quebec attacker was of Moroccan descent. This is false; a witness was of Moroccan descent, the attacker was French Canadian.
@Unionhawk To be fair, the Moroccan man was arrested. I don't think he was considered a real suspect.
Initial reports are always questionable.
To be fair, they posted an update and did not delete the initial report which people will quote as the facts
And since you can't edit tweets (guys, please make that a thing)
20:48
I think it took them quite a long time to post a correction too though, didn't it?
Yes
Probably
idk
It's also great because POTUS (or somebody, maybe Spicer?) said something like "See this proves we were right", even though AN IMMIGRANT DID NOT CARRY OUT THE ATTACK
but now that we know more, people are like "well, hold on, let's not rush to politicize this"
It was Spicer
But lol @ their "Well now we'll be afraid to say horrible things in private because someone might know!" bit
lol @ their "BUT WAT IF SHE KILLED THE PRESIDENT VICE PRESIDENT AND ALSO PAUL RYAN?"
@Unionhawk Sounds like the security wasn't as tight as its supposed to be.
Yeah, it's a legitimate concern of course, but only in analyzing why the security failed, not what the person should be charged with IMO
20:55
Which means somebody from the security team should be held accountable.
I mean, "are there weapons here" is a parallel issue to "that person is not actually a senator's wife"
clearly asking attendees to do heil trump salutes was an ineffective security precaution
I mean for all they know Rand Paul might be a threat. WHO KNOWS
@Unionhawk it was in his hair the entire time
@GodEmperorDune Well, no, secret service would have found it and made him check it at the door, so we're good
(except for bullshit like 3d printed guns ok weapons related security is not a solved problem but it's mostly solved)
Point is, even if someone unauthorized was allowed in, I don't think they would have posed any credible threat other than "oh teh noes now someone else knows what we said behind closed doors"
As it turns out it's not easy to murder the president
probably
I assume
I wonder what would happen if Paul Ryan murdered potus and vpotus. Probably immediate treason execution and McConnel is sworn in?
probably
or whoever, I guess it would be whoever is Senate President Pro Tempore or whoever is next
21:05
@Unionhawk I dunno. 4 out of 43 is pretty high.
Or is it 4 out of 44?
I'm still holding out for Bernie Sanders tbh
@JasonBerkan but that's not successes/attempts
@murgatroid99 Ah, true.
@Unionhawk senate president pro tempore is pence so...
@GodEmperorDune Wait, I thought senate president pro tempore was a different guy
And Pence was President of the Senate or something
21:07
@Unionhawk oh you're right
it's orrin hatch
R-UT
Holy shit he's been a senator for 40 years
@GodEmperorDune F--K.
followed by rex tillerson
21:14
@Unionhawk I mean, he'd have to grow a spine first.
The United States presidential line of succession is the set order of United States federal government officials who may become or act as President of the United States if the incumbent president becomes incapacitated, dies, resigns, or is removed from office (by impeachment and subsequent conviction). The line of succession is delineated by the United States Constitution and the Presidential Succession Act of 1947 as subsequently amended to include newly created cabinet offices. The succession follows the order of Vice President, Speaker of the House, President pro tempore of the Senate, and the...
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Yea
I want to get both titanfall 2 and doom now
Titanfall 2 has a great campaign.
It's not terribly long, but it's got a variety of fun gameplay mechanics and a giant robot buddy with entertaining dialog.
The whole jet-dash-parkour thing is there, but they honestly mix it up enough that it doesn't get boring.
21:21
Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooly
900 state dept officials sign a dissent memo today
Sometimes Google knows too much. Pulled up a map of Quebec and it still has all the places I visited the last time I was there marked.
@JasonBerkan Yeah @StrixVaria really likes to keep tabs on all of us
@JasonBerkan That's what happens when you carry around a GPS receiver and give permission to share location data with Google
@murgatroid99 :P
@Wipqozn It definitely had some of the best level design I've seen in a FPS.
21:29
@murgatroid99 i was just about to say that but along the lines of "it's what you expect when you feed your location data to google"
@MadMAxJr Two levels in particular stood out to me. One I can't mention without being spoilery, and the other was the manufactory. Thoughts on those levels?
I was using Google Maps on my phone to navigate Florida, and it started routing me around traffic. "How does it know there is traffic? Oh..."
It also pulls traffic data from Waze, which is designed to allow users to voluntarily report traffic data
@JasonBerkan a combination of people doing the same as you and university students making traffic routing programs getting live data from the metro offices.....and using google maps as the map overlay
@JasonBerkan Honestly helping me to avoid traffic is the main reason I don't mind @murgatroid99 spying on me in my sleep. Traffic sucks.
21:32
@Unionhawk I think Waze is used more for individual traffic incidents than broad traffic patterns/congestion volume
@murgatroid99 Probably
I started using Google Maps again from Waze like last year
lane information is so helpful in a handful of situations
From a Norwegian paper: - If you were stranded on an island, who would you bring along? - I'll take one for the tea… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/826540378560016389
lol
"why bother asking permission from metro to get their traffic data, these dumb students give it to us anyway. now for Phase 2, making our Driverless Cars find the quickest route to Starbucks but longest route to a toilet"
@Wipqozn I didn't mind it at all. At one point the signs on the road indicated a traffic accident 1 hour ahead of us and told us to find an alternate route, which Google Maps did for me automatically.
@JasonBerkan Yup. The future is awesome.
21:41
@TimStone hue
@Unionhawk In other news, 900 state dept officials lost their jobs today.
@Yuuki the ones that signed the dissent channel thing?
@GodEmperorDune i think that was a joke
I think I read that it's explicitly against State Department rules to fire someone for signing one of those things
@murgatroid99 they'll get fired for "betraying the trump administration" or something
21:50
@Fluttershy That one and the one with the hand thingy.
@murgatroid99 Well, it's one of those "we'll find another reason to fire them" things.
@GodEmperorDune at some point i'm expecting Trump to say the reason is because "they were all poopy heads"
I couldn't get any of my regulars to play the multi with me, so I stopped. It was rather entertaining multiplayer. Actually preferred being on foot over being in the robot.
Maybe, but at that number, it will be so obviously tied to the dissent thing that it's just begging for a lawsuit
@murgatroid99 trump loves lawsuits though
21:52
@GodEmperorDune Trump loves threatening lawsuits. There's a distinction
He'll sue them for defamation or something in response.
I dunno how his mind works.
It's like Banner said, it's a bag of cats. You can smell the crazy on him.
@murgatroid99 he loves disproportionate response
wait, you weren't joking @yuuki?
@GodEmperorDune entire State Department removed in response
@murgatroid99 would not be surprised
21:54
It's not retaliatory firing if you fire everyone else too
Crap, that sounds a lot more plausible than it did in my head
trump did say that we should bomb terrorists' families
guilt by association is a comfortable concept for him
@GodEmperorDune that was probably his plan to "defeat ISIS in 5 minutes" that he boasted in the election, nuking the counties they are in
@Memor-X Well, obviously that plan didn't work. It's been over a week and ISIS is still there
@Memor-X At this point, I don't even know anymore.
@murgatroid99 2017 in a nutshell.
@murgatroid99 true but he's had a busy plate since coming into office like attacking the media, banning counties to traveling to the US, setting up his wall, firing anyone who disagrees with him. maybe he hasn't had 5 minutes of spare time to do it
22:02
@Memor-X Don't forget watching Finding Dory shortly after banning people from traveling to the US.
@Yuuki To be fair, that's a good movie
How long until all room ownership is removed for a snippy remark?
@murgatroid99 It's a bit dissonant that he watched a movie about reuniting with long-lost family shortly after preventing hundreds, maybe thousands, of people from the ability to do the same.
I guess at least he didn't watch Zootopia.
That would've been really awkward.
@Yuuki Oh, yeah, I didn't think of that part
Dunno, if he watches Zootopia he might get the wrong message and issue blueberry guns to security staff.
22:07
I doubt he would be capable of getting the right message from Zootopia
Secret Service now required to start howls.
Executive Order: Sheep may never enter government office.
Carnivores are now banned from entering the country, because they might actually be terrorists
@MadMAxJr great, now i might be a trump supporter because i absolutely hate fucken sheep
@murgatroid99 can a president ban himself from the country like that?
he's been invited to a state dinner in the UK. if he is able to go to it he wont ever be able to return
@Memor-X Trump clearly thinks that a president can do whatever he wants
@murgatroid99 didn't Nixon say those exact same words?
22:12
@Memor-X I think Nixon said "It's not illegal if the president does it" (or something to that effect)
@murgatroid99 ok, not the exact same words but same meaning. also i heard Before Watergate Nixon fired a DA like what Trump did.
any bets we're going to have a modern day Watergate played out on Twitter?
garrwharbl
It just occurred to me that all the digidestined were partnered up with digimon of the same gender.
NEver thought about that before
@Memor-X I mean, several modern-day Watergates already happened.
@Wipqozn Or at least Digimon with voice actors of the same gender.
Maybe. I dunno. Pre-adolescent voice acting is weird because you occasionally have women doing the VOs for young boys.
@Wipqozn was going to say it's because the writers didn't want Digimon Partner x Digidestined Bestiality H Doujin come out but then i thought there's probably a Futa/Tentacle H Doujin of Lillymon and Mimi
@Yuuki you talking about Japanese or English Dub
22:18
@Memor-X ಠ_ಠ
@Memor-X I think they both do it.
I definitely remember some Cartoon Network cartoons where a male pre-teen character is voiced by a female VA.
@Yuuki the only one i knew of is Bart Simpson's VA is a woman but that's it
i know it's more common in Japan
atleast the other way around, males being females.
Japan is strange. Play Let It Die for 30 minutes and it's pretty clear.
@MadMAxJr These days, saying "Japan is strange" feels like the pot calling the kettle black.
At least Japan is constructively strange.
Okay, that was just a cheap shot to get people to play Let It Die and meet the wonderful Uncle Death.
Man, this presidency sucks, I can't even say "Japan is weird" anymore.
22:24
@MadMAxJr to be fair, that's a Suda51 game....Suda51 is strange regardless of nationality
@Yuuki i'm going to have to fess up that we Otaku's might have had a hand in things. we did bring Trump out of a Anime
Are Suda51 games weird because it's Suda51 or because Suda51 is Japanese?
yesterday, by badp
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The Melancholy of Donald Trumphi
@MadMAxJr nope. we got him out of GATE
the tech was America Made, we did it in the US thus Trump's birth in this world is that of an American
if he had done it in another country he would have never been eligible for presidency
Well then lets turn to Alchemy and just bring back a president.
@Memor-X Wait, does that mean GATE is the future?
22:29
@MadMAxJr i suppose you've seen Fullometal Alchmeist....because we know how great an idea that is
@Memor-X i dunno, that anime president has pretty large hands
@Memor-X Getting an arm and leg replaced with cyborg parts might ingratiate me to our future robot overlords though.
The second wall will keep the robots out.
And then a third wall because we need that for the whole Attack on Titan effect.
So in this theoretical Attack on Titan scenario, are we representative of Trump's hands and the Titans are stand-ins for regular human hands?
@MadMAxJr you mean something like this...
aka, Fort Briggs from Fullmetal Alchemist
22:36
Whatever results in the most horrible chill down your spine.
that looks like stone, not "full metal"
@GodEmperorDune rekt
@GodEmperorDune it's a full metal wall. it's just very, very, very large and far away
you're not going to see the rivets in it at this distance
I guess you could say that the view is very riveting.
Well that pun tells me it's time to log out and prepare to go home.
22:38
barrbarbl
@MadMAxJr time to bolt, you mean?
@Yuuki i find it fastenating
@MadMAxJr just pulled a "screw you guys, I'm outta here".
we've gone from politics to fearing that GATE is our future to Dank Puns. you see what happened? Anime made things better.
everyone should now become an Otaku, if any thing being broke will make you less worried about the political climate
I knew a girl named Anna May once.
@Yuuki that's nothing
user15026
22:46
@Yuuki there's a restaurant nearish me that's called Anna Mae's
FANCY WATCH GET
@Unionhawk images
garrgarbl
@badp wharr?
burble.

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