The Bridge

GnomeSlice

20:00

Yeah pretty much

More focus on actual investment opportunities

You can be a simple backer (kickstarter) or an investor

The guys working on Outer Wilds started it. Pretty cool platform.

Haven't checked on it in a while there's some dope ass looking games underway right now

Consortium: The Tower - The Pitch

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Like this

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice the investment thing is cool but also pricey

fredley

@Unionhawk This is fantastic

I wish people would ping me with Archer stuff!

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GnomeSlice

Kingdoms and Castles Preview

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fredley

I actually really love Archer. I just pretend to hate it.

GodEmperorDune

guys, @fredley has finally snapped. His brain has pulled a brexit.

Kevin van der Velden

20:03

@fredley @fakefredley, how long is this inanity gonna last?

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Blasphemy!

Unionhawk

I'm pretty sure this is the real @fredley

GodEmperorDune

soon he'll be coding php, wearing hipster bowties, and sending bridgers to their deaths in xcom2

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden The trick is to switch back without telling anyone so you're all very confused

Wipqozn

@fredley Don't tell them that!

gah, I can't take you anywhere

Kevin van der Velden

20:04

@Unionhawk check the anime and manga profile

Unionhawk

@KevinvanderVelden Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeety sure he's real

Wipqozn

The great thing is, the transcript does not update names when they change

GnomeSlice

Psychonauts 2 Announce Teaser!

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GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn wut

Wipqozn

Anything I say as Wipqozn now will be down as Wipqozn forever

GnomeSlice

20:05

double fine though, so who knows if they'll ever actually do anything with that 3 million dollars

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune yup

Wipqozn

Jul 15 '12 at 8:53, by QAdp

@YiJiang How about now?

RIP QAdp

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice ~~cancel the game halfway through~~ rush a 1.0 version out when it's half baked

Yuuki

I miss @Yuki.

Wipqozn

@yuk

Kevin van der Velden

20:07

@Yu

GodEmperorDune

didn't even fake the profile page. sad!

djsmiley2k

@Sadp is a thing, rihgt?

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley did a better job with being in brexitland

Unionhawk

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‌eeeeeeeeety sure @Wipqozn was always in the UK

fredley

@Wipqozn I know. It's great.

GnomeSlice

20:09

@GodEmperorDune okay @realdonaldtrump

Unionhawk

and called fredley on github

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden I'm glad you noticed that

@Unionhawk I mean he has always spelled colour with a u

GodEmperorDune

now the shenanigans are preserved for posterity

Yuuki

> the key to security is to never accept any ~~input from the~~ end user.

Kevin van der Velden

So, in response to @fredley and @Wipqozn's trolling I'll watch archer

I don't know how it's related BUT STILL I BLAME YOU

GodEmperorDune

20:14

@KevinvanderVelden they're good episodes, bront

djsmiley2k

@Yuuki nah, just never output.

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k rekt

djsmiley2k

burn, eh?

GodEmperorDune

was alien isolation the good one or the terrible one?

Unionhawk

Alien Isolation was the recent one where you get to hide in cabinets and hold your breath otherwise he eats you

and I assume work to try to escape

GodEmperorDune

20:22

it's different than that alien game that was horribad and they used fake footage and got sued or something

Unionhawk

I think so

GodEmperorDune

cool

djsmiley2k

er,

if they used real footage...

Chippies

@djsmiley2k real footage of wild aliens?

Yuuki

They got sued for using fake footage of a real Alien. If they used real footage, it'd be real footage of a fake Alien.

So everything works out.

GodEmperorDune

20:25

@djsmiley2k no they had some demo or "in game footage" that was wildly different from the end product, and the game sucked in comparison and people were pissed

djsmiley2k

ah ok

Unionhawk

Wasn't that one Alien Colonial Marines or something?

Chippies

@GodEmperorDune you mean like most games shown on E3?

@Unionhawk idk about getting sued and footage, but that was the terribad one

Wipqozn

I fully accept that, in all cases, I am to blame

Unionhawk

Colonial Marines rates a 60% (mixed), Isolation rates a 90% (mostly positive) on steam

GodEmperorDune

20:27

Aliens: Colonial Marines

Aliens: Colonial Marines is a first-person shooter video game developed by Gearbox Software and published by Sega. The game is set in the Alien universe and takes place after the events of the third film in the franchise, Alien 3 (1992) and takes place nearly 17 weeks after the events of Aliens. The game is the second Alien title that Sega has produced: the first being Aliens Infestation (2011). The game was released for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 video game consoles and for Microsoft Windows on February 12, 2013. A Wii U version was being produced for release but was eventually cancelled on...

yeah that's the one

Unionhawk

therefore Isolation is not the horribad one

QED

fredley

@Wipqozn Oh that reminds me!

I voted for Brexit

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Yuuki

@fredley But what are your thoughts on Trump?

Unionhawk

@fredley You monster

GodEmperorDune

@fredley rektxit

Unionhawk

20:34

wut

Hmm

That doesn't even seem right in any way at all

I tried making the grid parse my numbers as being numbers before sorting them

Now it goes "1 2 3 4 10 9 8 7 6 5"

Ronan

@Unionhawk That sounds like it's working perfectly. 9/5!

Unionhawk

I'm honestly curious what it does with {1..20}

Yuuki

@Unionhawk So halfway through, it goes into descending order?

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk Today in things @Unionhawk broke: Basic number ordering

Unionhawk

> 1 2 3 4 10 9 8 7 6 5 11 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12

What

How

How do you even sort that way

What have you done

I don't know if I should be mad or impressed

Chippies

20:38

@Unionhawk it's broke it into 2 halves, sorted one half right, the other backwards, then broke the first half into 2 halves again and did that same thing

it's your code, you should know why it does that

Unionhawk

It's not my code, I'm trying to get someone else's code to stop ordering it "1 10 2 20 3 4 ..."

That at least makes any amount of sense to me

fredley

12 Reasons that the Ocean's 12 laser dance confuses me

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Yuuki

@Chippies Some kind of divide-and-conquer algorithm gone completely wrong?

GodEmperorDune

sounds like lulzsort

Unionhawk

It's using some infragistics "sort this column" method

so it being that dumb doesn't make sense to me

Tim Stone

20:43

You don't have a custom comparer or anything?

arda

GodEmperorDune

@arda hue

arda

Portal 1's song, on an apple 2

Lazers 2.0

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Q: the hardest mission ever to be in skyrim

in which city can you find the wood elves and dark elves?

skyrim

Yuuki

Most commonly used words/terms in, I assume, JavaScript.

Wipqozn

21:02

@fredley I voted for Harper

Unionhawk

You had to look up who ran against Trudeau didn't you

fredley

@Wipqozn What a monster

Wipqozn

@Unionhawk I remember the Harper years

djsmiley2k

@Unionhawk Whoever he voted for, it's notTrudeau

Wipqozn

I also voted for Rob Ford

djsmiley2k

21:07

/me ducks

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn cocaine's a hell of a drug

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune I prefer huffing socks

Yuuki

cc @Ash

Unionhawk

@Yuuki nvm

Yuuki

Curse you, l/I.

fredley

21:15

@Unionhawk Harper was PM for many many years. Don't see why you'd need to look him up.

Clearly @Wipqozn just knows more about the world than @Unionhawk does

Unionhawk

Do I look like someone who cares about who the PM of Canada was?

Especially when the election was like, what, 2 years ago or something?

MadMAxJr

All I know about Trudeau is that he had to apologize constantly for reaching out to grab someone by the arm to get them across the meeting hall thing.

Yuuki

@MadMAxJr Isn't the default state of all Canadians just apologizing constantly?

MadMAxJr

Turns out that is not true.

SaintWacko

@Yuuki Holy shit

Yuuki

21:21

@SaintWacko It is both amusing and incredibly terrifying.

MadMAxJr

I have a friend out in Newfoundland who abuses her Canadian powers to occasionally get midnight release games half an hour sooner than the rest of the continent. (UTC -3:30)

fredley

@MadMAxJr That wasn't what he even had to apologize for. It was because he elbowed a woman while doing that.

The whole thing was so stupid

I'm sure @Wipqozn was pretty embarrassed to prefer the NDP party on that day!

Yuuki

@fredley has a surprisingly strong grasp of Canadian politics.

fredley

@Yuuki I'm just well informed.

Besides it's not that hard. Hockey, timbits, snow... it's pretty easy to know Canada.

Wipqozn

I have no clue about British politics

what's a Brexit?

fredley

21:25

@Wipqozn British politics are pretty boring though

I barely have any idea what's going on, and I'm British!

MadMAxJr

It's not like he elbow dropped her then tagged in John Cena to finish her off.

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn urmom

MadMAxJr

But he was apologizing over that for three weeks. I know because John Oliver did a segment talking about it.

fredley

I do know that Brexit is going to bring thousands of jobs though. An ad on a bus told me so.

MadMAxJr

Brexit is also going to make the Nintendo Switch cost ALL the british pounds.

user15026

21:27

@Yuuki This made me laugh and then i felt bad for laughing

Unionhawk

@Ash He's probably ok tbh

MadMAxJr

Load another dog in torpedo bay 2.

Pchooo

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Realistic Vanilla Spleef

So at the moment I'm building self regenerating mini games for minecraft and I had an idea for Spleef. Originally I just had pressure plates activating tnt but. I had an idea that would make it look like the Spleef on cube craft. So I started off by making a repeating command block (always active...

minecraft-commands

Unionhawk

It does look like he absorbed a lot of the intended momentum though

Wipqozn

@SaintWacko Yes indeed, mymom

fredley

21:29

Man that joke is so two weeks ago.

@Wipqozn needs to come up with some better material

I just tried to star something by @fredley and I was very confused for a minute why it told me I couldn't

Oh right that doesn't autocomplete

Arperum

@fredley Good.

fredley

Also, 2016 was a fantastic year

Unionhawk

Hour 4: subject's mental condition began to deteriorate, as he proceeded to forget who he was

fredley

Here's a video of my BFF

Wipqozn

I wish @kalina would come back

MadMAxJr

21:33

Oh yeah, they were a regular here for a time.

Unionhawk

I... wonder

Hold on need to science

MadMAxJr

Science will one day destroy Friday.

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Unionhawk

@fredley What does this show up as

Interesting

fredley

@Unionhawk oh huh, it's my current avatar. Interesting.

Unionhawk

@fredley It always does that, what's interesting is that it's current not previous name

Makes sense

Yuuki

21:35

Joining CNN on the list of "fake news" today is NBC apparently.

Unionhawk

the only real news is our state-sponsored cheerleading squad Brietbart

arda

@fredley here's a picture of my gf

Unionhawk

It's totally not concerning that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is dismissing entire news outlets as being fake just because they aren't just echoing his message

Nope

We're totally not headed for authoritarianism you guys

Wipqozn

If I was American, I'd vote for Trump

Unionhawk

can u not

Wipqozn

21:38

1 hour ago, by fredley

I voted for Brexit

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Anno 2205 - getting astronauts to Orbital Station

My orbital station workshops need 10 astronauts to work. My Biology Institute sends 3 astronauts with each resupply flight. I thought it would take 4 flights to get enough, but every time the resupply flight leaves the number of astronauts on my Orbital Station remains the same. Do I need to repl...

uplay

0

Q: How to add attack speed?

In 1.9 the combat update added the cooldown timer. The question is that some minecraft maps have no cooldown and replace with attack speed (attack speed make the cooldown faster). So what command adds attack speed on tools?

minecraft-commands pc

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Oh, this isn't even over editorializing. NBC reported on the newest jobs report.

Unionhawk

You mean like how actually Donald the economy is doing pretty fine

MadMAxJr

"This is fine." "All this fire is fake fire. This is fine."

Unionhawk

or like how actually Donald global climate change is real and there isn't a whole lot of debate on both sides about that

Yuuki

21:42

Oh wait no, NBC did a report on how some companies are advertising normal or previously planned (as in before the election) job creation as recent decisions to get in good with Trump.

And to avoid being Twittered at.

Unionhawk

Yeah

Duh

MadMAxJr

Is he aware he can't run the nation via Tweet?

Unionhawk

You don't just overnight decide to build a plant in Kentucky

MadMAxJr

Twitter is not the public address system.

Unionhawk

These are the sorts of things companies plan out in advance

MadMAxJr

21:43

Is he gonna tweet while bored in weekly intel meetings?

Memor-X

@MadMAxJr "so bored. bald guy keeps yapping on about Russian Tanks. all fake"

Yuuki

I guess it's four years of Trump bending over backwards to spend government funds to pay companies to do things they were already going to do and pass it off as being a great businessman and negotiator.

Unionhawk

And don't just change entire plans just because their mentions has ".@GM is a bad company - @realDonaldTrump"

@Yuuki Proooooooooooooooooooooobably

yeah

MadMAxJr

"There. Now everybody has no healthcare, this is equal, this is fine."

Unionhawk

That's what it looks like right now, anyway

Yuuki

21:46

"I just negotiated a great deal with Hollywood to pay them $100 billion to make a movie about my ~~disastrous~~ terrific, JUST TERRIFIC, THE BEST election campaign."

Unionhawk

Trevor Noah put this so well the other day

I will find this later

Memor-X

@Yuuki did he really need too? Simpsons did it for free

Unionhawk

But essentially he was highlighting the differences in how President Obama and Donald Trump talk about job growth

Yuuki

me_irl

badp

@Yuuki and the libs are going to pay for it

@Unionhawk this is the scary part — businesses bowing to him

in AMERICA

Yuuki

21:49

@badp The thing is, they're not actually bowing to him.

They're going about their own business and passing it off as bowing to him.

badp

@Yuuki THAT IS JUST AS GOOD

Yuuki

And possibly collecting tax money while doing it.

badp

It feels like they're bowing to him, that's the narrative, so that's what must be really happening

Yuuki

Well, apparently the 2000 GM employees that are going to be laid off on Inauguration Day now "have hope" because Trump sent out some tweets so I guess you have a point.

arda

Should I go to trump towers istanbul mall?

badp

21:53

@arda honestly, no

arda

Are you really badp?

I BLAME @Wipqozn AND @fredley FOR MAKING ME QUESTION THAT

Yuuki

More HTTP status jokes.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki Those are really bad jokes

Chippies

@Wipqozn you could say they're kinda shitty

arda

But well, I got that out of my list. It's mostly going around in some high cultural areas, having some good pizza and getting my pgp key cross-signed now.

Memor-X

21:55

@Yuuki now that's thinking with portals

MadMAxJr

Ah yes, PGP. Pretty Good Pyromancy.

Kevin van der Velden

Is that how @kalina does it?

MadMAxJr

Secure encrypted fire.

Protip: don't put salt in your eye.

Memor-X

@MadMAxJr but it's a great way to encrypt optical data to the brain

because hash is illgeal

MadMAxJr

I'll stick to salted hash browns. Very secure breakfast.

Memor-X

22:02

@MadMAxJr that's what i've been getting wrong, not having the brown. it now makes sense why when i try to encrypt manila folders by putting in some salted hash on them the cops are all over me

MadMAxJr

See mine is just potato product.

Pretty good when served with some ROT13 scrambled eggs.

Yuuki

@MadMAxJr Do you not shell out for the premium ROT26 eggs?

They're twice as delicious.

MadMAxJr

... There's actually a site for ROT26

fredley

oh noooooo

@Arperum might be looking at death

Kevin van der Velden

Did @fredley also start playing xcom2?

fredley

22:08

@Arperum has 1hp left and is panicked

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How do you select or unlock plane variants?

In Battlefield 1, there are three classes of plane: Fighter, Attack, and Bomber. But each class has 3 variants, see this link: http://www.bfcentral.net/bf1/battlefield-1-planes/ For instance, the Fighter class has Dog Fighter, Bomber Killer, and Trench Fighter. If I choose a Fighter plane, by ...

battlefield-1

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden yes

Arperum

@fredley gets mad

@KevinvanderVelden Where you here this afternoon?

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum I am aware of the attempted trolling by the mods yes

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden fantastic.

fredley

22:12

@Arperum is dead

RIP5

This is where everyone dies

Arperum

@fredley You're terrible. I don't know why anyone would ever want you as mod if you can't even keep your people alive in xcom.

7

Wipqozn

@Arperum I've never killed anyone in xcom

Yuuki

@Wipqozn Quiet, we're talking to @fredley. Everyone knows you don't play XCOM.

MadMAxJr

I wanna be one of the SPARK units in XCOM2.

Wipqozn

XCOM2 is a terrible game that only terrible people play.

Somehow being called Wipqozn makes you awful at typing

3

GodEmperorDune

22:19

@fredley even @Wipqozn could keep @Arperum alive

fredley

@Wipqozn See! it's not my fault!

err @Wipqozns fault

Also @Arperum did die, but @TimStone killed an elien on a 36% hit chance

user15026

This hurts my brain keeping you all straight

Dragonrage

@fredley whats an elien?

fredley

@Ash Well I'm leaving for board games anyways, so it'll get easier

Dragonrage

@Ash you should mod abuse the mods that are mod abusing everyone

fredley

22:26

Also having killed those aliens, it turns out that @Arperum died because I activated all the enemies

GodEmperorDune

more proof that @ash is the one true mod and all other mods are interchangeable

fredley

aka literally every enemy on the map was shooting at @Arperum. IT took them two turns to kill him two.

What a beast.

MadMAxJr

I wanna go play board games. Instead I have to go pickup a 62 pound box.

Arperum

@fredley So you actually just murdered me. You'd almost say you are as terrible as @Wipqozn

MadMAxJr

Can XCom troopers drop Friday links on aliens?

Dragonrage

22:28

@MadMAxJr only if their names is @Sterno

wait, shog was here?

fredley

@Arperum Yeah I got reckless with your life and the worst possible thing happened.

Dragonrage

one day our science will destroy the bridge and not even the cm's will be able to fix it, and it will all be @Wipqozn's fault

fredley

Actually the entire squad was flanking you so I'm shocked you lasted so long

Dragonrage

hey, remember that thing we do with pinging @Wipqozn, we should do that

MadMAxJr

Clicking the link will just go to a picture of an orange road cone. There was a chat here. It's gone now.

GodEmperorDune

22:31

@fredley you didn't deserve to command rockin @Arperum

Yuuki

So Rangers do have swords.

@Wipqozn lied to me.

Dragonrage

@Yuuki @Wipqozn is a lie

GodEmperorDune

@MadMAxJr and it will be replaced with a VLC mirror?

Dragonrage

so, when you search chat history for @Wipqozn, you get @fredley's and vice versa

GodEmperorDune

you can't spell @fredley without "lie"... especially if you're @Wipqozn

5

Dragonrage

22:38

i think the reason none of the usual starbait is being starred is because people are out of stars

Tim Stone

@fredley Yesss

MadMAxJr

Then you have nothing to defend yourself with from the ninjas.

fredley

@Yuuki @Wipqozn using a mod. Long war perk pack.

@Dragonrage yes. Please let someone else experience the pain of popularity.

Man I got here just in time. Place is packed now.

SaintWacko

@Dragonrage What starbait?

Dragonrage

@SaintWacko just like every 3rd message like normal

Wipqozn

22:46

Man, I get a lot of pings

I'm so populare

fredley

All of the bridge is starbait

@Wipqozn Yeah I wish I was as cool as you

Wipqozn

@fredley The feeling is mutual

SaintWacko

...

I have no idea what is going on

Dragonrage

i have a great idea, everyone should change their name to someone else and change gravatars.

Tim Stone

You monsters

Dragonrage

22:48

@SaintWacko just ignore @Wipqozn and @fredley and proceed as normal

Frank

You two are the worst.

Unionhawk

Woo I got a thing from Kickstarter

GodEmperorDune

@SaintWacko the non-@ash arqade mods are trying to see what it is like to be part of a cyber hivemind

so they have merged

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune i thought all non-@ash arqade mods were just sock puppets of @ash

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage and so the balance shifts

Tim Stone

22:50

@Unionhawk I could have KickStarted a brewery?

Unionhawk

Yep

Tim Stone

Did you tell me this?

Unionhawk

No, mainly because it's in Cincinnati and it was funded

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Why does my sleeping bag say "Collect [enter number here] Survivor Points" when I try to wait till day or wait till night on Dying Light?

When I try to wait till day or wait till night at my sleeping bag, it will occasionally say "Collect [enter random number here] Survivor Points"... Why does it do this? I have only seen it a few times, but when I do see it, it's a really crazy number (like in the hundred-thousand to ten-millions...

dying-light

-4

Q: best screen for ps4 pro?

LG 27UD68P-B vs Samsung UE43KU6000 specs are very close but i dont know which is the best?

monitor

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk Hmm, acceptable I guess

Dragonrage

22:54

this would never have happened if @ronnie was mod

right @Sterno?

Frank

@Dragonrage Nope. Because the site would be gone by now.

GodEmperorDune

if i ever get voted mod i'll change my name to @proMuch

Unionhawk

Besides if you were to visit Cincinnati I could recommend like 5 other breweries already open

Including one with free play arcade games

Which is exactly as cool as it sounds

Dragonrage

@Unionhawk can i go there and just play the arcade games?

Unionhawk

Sure

Wipqozn

22:58

@GodEmperorDune @GodEmperorDune 201X!

Dragonrage

im glad i still have @fredley's endorsement for the next election

Frank

@GodEmperorDune Make it @ronnieProMuch, and we got ourselves a deal.

Dragonrage

if i ever get voted to mod, i'll remove @Wipqozn from the list of room owners

Wipqozn

@Frank Just @ronnie

tbf, I'm quite tempted at this point

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn i'm not @ronnie but i am @ProMuch

Yuuki

23:03

@GodEmperorDune That's quite the campaign slogan.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki well it's no "keep america great"

Frank

Onto more chroming!

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Well, America's not great right now thanks to Literally Satan Obama and Give Her The Electric Chair Clinton so "keep America great" doesn't make much sense, doesn't it?

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki it's too late, he's already trademarked it for 2020

Yuuki

I know I'm using "take it to comic extremes" versions of campaign rhetoric names for them, but I can't help but feel that there are people who actually believe that sort of thing.

GodEmperorDune

23:10

@Yuuki maybe we'll have the echo bubble news thing figured out by then

Unionhawk

Last Week Tonight Season 4 Promo

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GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk hype

SaintWacko

@GodEmperorDune I feel like there was a thing a while back about @Ash joining the mod hivemind

user15026

I am the hivemind

user15026

The hivemind is me

3

user15026

23:25

(oh and I think my profile still says I'm an exobrain for one of the CMs)

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Elite dangerouse confederation of owionenseno?

Have a 13,000 bounty I want to collect but can't figure out were to collect it. Sais the bounty is in confederation of owionenseno. Anyone know we're or how to find this place. I'm currently docked at worlidge port in the thiansi system. Thanks in advance!!

elite-dangerous

arda

23:41

Is ash ash

Am i me

root@arda# whoami

Segmentation Fault

(i blame @fredley and @wipqozn)

Memor-X

@arda you pass butter

Rick and Morty - You pass Butter

►

Lazers 2.0

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Q: The server list from source engine games only show very few servers

Both Gmod and TF2 only show me like 10 servers, yet games like tabletop simulator shows all server available, so i know there is a problem with source games. I tried lowering max ping and clear download cache, but nothing happens.