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14:01
@TimStone Yup
@Unionhawk SO jam rep best jam rep
dat jam
I give out lots to "people who had this problem 3+ years ago"
Current status: Holy crap I have lots of room for all of the movies and Rick and Morty eps on my phone for travel
I literally have room for 8 movies including Fellowship, and also all of season 2 of Rick and Morty
I can probably get all of season one to fit too
ugh guess what
He was quick
too quick even
(Home internet subscription seems cancelled)
@KevinvanderVelden Mine just doesn't exist. If I Englishize it, I am distincly democrat
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Q: What is the most effective way to farm AP?

VemonusNow that I've unlocked most of the Ascension skills that cost less than 100 AP, I've got a lot of 333 and 999 cost Ascension skills left to unlock, including skills that would remove the Damage Limit on techniques and link attacks that I want very much. That said, I don't think I've ever had 999...

> TEEN VOGUE: We need to fight fascism, TIME: What does your name say about your political leanings?
14:15
nope, it's fine, but someone somehow resetted the router and believe me, that's fool-proof. No simple way to do it without meaning it.
This is a stupid methodology, I wasn't born in 2015
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Q: What are the requirements needed to unlock the bonus dungeons in Dragon Quest VII?

HimarmIn the ps1 version their were 2 bonus dungeons that you could unlock, but with the changes and additions their are more then just 2 now in Dragon Quest VII 3DS. What are the new requirements to unlock each bonus dungeon now?

@Unionhawk Your face is a ball.
user15026
@Unionhawk so excited. And I am not working on the 27th so I can likely be around for the start of the marathon :D
14:33
I'll be skiing so one of you is in charge of crafting a pin
user15026
I will try to remember to do so
@Unionhawk I'm sorry
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Q: Retag [dragon-quest-7] -> [dragon-quest-vii]

VemonusThis looks extremely pedantic, but all the other dragon quest tags involve Roman numerals rather than numbers, so I think we should stick to the pattern. I was actually in the process of editing the tag into this question but I got ninja'd.

arda@clod:~$ ./speedtest-cli
Retrieving speedtest.net configuration...
Testing from Vodafone (31.206.157.62)...
Retrieving speedtest.net server list...
Selecting best server based on ping...
Hosted by Turksat Uydu Haberlesme Kablo TV ve Isletme A.S. (Ankara) [20.18 km]: 79.121 ms
Testing download speed................................................................................
Download: 13.24 Mbit/s
Testing upload speed....................................................................................................
downstairs vs upstairs. ugh.
On the bright side your house is big enough to have spots with poor wifi signal
A house that big would literally cost millions here
14:48
Yes, but going outside is dangerous according to tons of embassies. This is not heaven, this is hell.
Hell is ordering Domino's.
@JasonBerkan no one else delivers here.
HELL I SAY, HELL.
No, that's clearly the Dark Sun.
@arda That's awful.
Which means you're stuck in Dark Souls 3 which I guess is arguably Hell for someone not the Chosen Undead or Unkindled One or whatever.
14:54
There is a Domino's near Times Square in NYC and I honestly cannot figure out who chooses that over all the other pizza in NY.
@Yuuki or someone who sucks at dodging
@JasonBerkan did you ever eat at eataly?
best pizzas in the world.
@arda I have not.
(maybe not, but the best I've ever eaten. and I consume a lot of pizzas)
@Yuuki Yesterday, the Dark Souls twitter account asked fans to pick a favorite NPC, and then tell what that NPC's idea of a perfect holiday would be...
Someone answered, 'Lucatiel keeping her memories and spending Christmas with her brother,' and I got sad. :(
14:57
@arda That's one more option than at my home.
@Fluttershy :(
Solaire finding his sun and putting it on top of his Christmas tree.
The Daughter of Chaos not being a spider-lady anymore, having her family back, her voice back, and other such things.
the only good thing about dominos is emoji support
@arda There is nothing good about emoji. At all.
@Yuuki I accidentally killed her on my first playthrough. :( I felt so bad.
which one is she
the one you're not meant to fight in DS1?
behind the hidden wall?
@djsmiley2k White spider lady that you're not supposed to kill and also leads a covenant.
15:06
@djsmiley2k Yeah. The covenant leader lady who you give humanity to.
yeah
I completely missed her
She got dealt a pretty terribad hand in life.
i never really knew much of the lore
maybe if i did i could dodge better?>
@Fluttershy this quick order is literally saved as middle finger emoji.
She was one of the Daughters of Chaos, children of the Witch Izalith, one of the Lords of the First Flame.
15:08
The saddest lore is easily the Sif/Artorias stuff.
But Lucatiel is a close second, imo.
As the First Flame dwindled, the Witch attempted to use her Lord Soul to recreate the First Flame. That was a big no-no and she essentially created demons.
@Fluttershy you monster
pizza is here
The Witch was twisted into the Bed of Chaos and her daughters were also turned into demons (except for Quelaag and the Nameless Daughter who were turned into spider ladies and Quelana who didn't participate in the ritual) and her son was turned into Ceaseless Discharge.
@arda can I have a piece?
15:11
@BlueBarren you can have a complete one. Dominos didn't follow the NO MUSHROOMS rule on one of my orders, it seems.
@arda good thing I'm okay with mushrooms then
@Wipqozn I know. D: I felt awful. Like, I almost quit that run. But then I remembered that I'd just suffered through Blight Town and didn't want to do that again.
@arda No mushrooms? What on earth is wrong with you?
Also, I should really play more Dark Souls 3, but The Division has its hooks in and won't let me go. ;-;
@Fluttershy You can skip Blighttown entirely if you have the Master Key, thank god.
15:14
It's been so long since I had mushrooms on a pizza. I miss them.
@Yuuki You still have to run through a section of it to get to Quelaag, though.
@Yuuki everything
@Fluttershy you can actually skip blight town with the master key. You can use it to open the back door.
@Fluttershy It's also the least frustrating section.
Mostly because no toxic darters.
@JasonBerkan does your family not like mushrooms?
15:15
deepressiioooon
@Yuuki Unless you want to get the fire keeper soul. Then you have to deal with a couple.
@Wipqozn Kids! Cheese pizzas and pepperoni pizzas. That's all we eat.
@JasonBerkan That's all I eat too! Sometimes sausage. But not Italian sausage. That ruins a pizza.
@JasonBerkan tell your kids some guy on the internet said they're wrong
Though bacon and pineapple work well, too.
15:17
Hawaiian pizza all the way
pineapple and ham
mmmmm
you guys are making me hungry...
@Wipqozn lol
Pineapple on pizza is good, but pineapple is best on the side.
I hate ham, so I go with bacon, ham's non-disgusting cousin.
Mostly because pizza pineapple tends to be not-fresh pineapple.
And if you want your pineapple hot, dust it with cinnamon and sugar and then grill.
@Yuuki if I have straight up pineapple I can tell when it's from a can because it tastes god awful
@Fluttershy you're weird
you can't just have bacon on a pizza
15:19
@BlueBarren For not liking ham? I'm okay with that.
you need more meat
@Fluttershy it's more in relation to the last thing I said but I do find it odd you don't like ham
Yep. Totally hate ham. I will go hungry before I eat a piece.
I don't like the idea of broccoli on pizza
never tried it
but don't want to
@BlueBarren you totally can
@JasonBerkan I was the same way as a kid,though.
15:21
Double bacon is my favorite order
I haven't had pizza in awhile but I also haven't had sushi in awhile.
@Unionhawk bacon is like a high class extra item, it's meant to compliment your meat
I haven't had sushi in like seven years. Ever since I nearly died eating a piece of sushi...
I like pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushrooms, and jalapeños peppers
Just don't combine sushi and pizza.
15:22
@Yuuki it's conversations like these that make me sad I'm sitting here eating carrots...
@BlueBarren carrots are legit
Go great with hummus too
Nothing goes good with hummus.
Except a trash can.
@Wipqozn nutritionally yes
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Q: Unsold Atari videogames dumped in a desert?

pinckermanI've heard about a massive amount of Atari consoles and video game cartridges (most of them were unsold copies of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial) buried in a sort of dump in the middle of a desert in early 80's. Is this an urban legend or has it really happened?

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Q: Command block set spawn

KrazZyHow do I set spawn point using command block with coordinates 8,462 4,00000 8,591?I have been trying, but haven't been able to do it right.

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Q: Why did I receive 4.000.000 $ for free?

Y U NO WORKSo, I just logged in, and when I joined the lobby, I received an alert with the message Congratulations, you have been awarded 4000000$. I have no idea why or how, I didn't do any specific events. The only thing which "happened" was that I have 400 hours on GTA V on steam since yesterday. Could...

TIL @Fluttershy hates rainbows
15:24
@Fluttershy He said "hummus", not "humus". You're not supposed to eat the latter.
Damn it @lazers
@Wipqozn I like rainbows! I just don't like hummus.
@BlueBarren taste wise too. They've got a good texture.
@Wipqozn I find them boring, as if they don't have a taste
but now onto my PB&J
@Fluttershy DATA ACCEPTED:,
Damn it mobile
15:25
Oh. Yay. Heroes of the Storm's next hero is... A WoW character. Because they don't have enough of those.
@Fluttershy don't forget, he's another assassin too!
@BlueBarren no
@Unionhawk yes
Bacon is gross
@Wipqozn Get out.
15:27
@Wipqozn The worst. Confirmed again
@Fluttershy I second this motion
By which of course I mean @Wipqozn, not bacon. Bacon is like the opposite of wipqozn
@KevinvanderVelden don't worry, I knew what you meant
I'm fairly certain @Wipqozn's absolutely insane hatred of bacon has been brought up before.
@JasonBerkan It has
It's nothing new
15:29
Sometimes we hope you learn
However, the less bacon he eats is more bacon for the rest of us.
Bacon is all right, but pork belly is better used on dongpo pork.
@Wipqozn, you stand accused of calling bacon gross. A crime punishable by 4 consecutive and concurrent Bad Rats playthroughs. How do you plead?
@Unionhawk I saw everyone else is wrong and I'm right
Very well, will the prosecution present the evidence.
6 mins ago, by Wipqozn
Bacon is gross
...indeed
15:34
Aug 7 '15 at 18:49, by Wipqozn
@JasonBerkan Bacon is gross.
I still maintain that you're all the crazy ones
It goes back further
May 25 '11 at 13:50, by Wipqozn
@Powerlord gawd no, I hate bacon. That's the worst punishment ever.
My. God.
Let the record show that @Wipqozn has made fun of me on several occasions for not liking cake, while hypocritically hating bacon.
@KevinvanderVelden Yes, yes it does
15:35
Even back to 2011! The worst year confirmed worst again
@Fluttershy I'm pretty sure hating cake is worse than hating bacon
Dec 22 '14 at 15:35, by Origami Robot
ATTENTION: THE STARS ON @WIPQOZN'S "BACON IS GROSS" MESSAGE ARE NOT AN INDICATION OF AGREEMENT, BUT RATHER A BEACON SO EVERYONE KNOWS WHO TO SHUN
RIP @OrigamiRobot
@Wipqozn It is not worse, at all. Objective fact.
15:38
I don't care what I said in 2014
I was an idiot in 2014
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Hmm.
well, okay, he was more of an idiot
Jimmy Johns does have a bacon option on their sandwiches. I could have bacon today.
I think this makes @Unionhawk an accessory to bacon hating
15:41
I still stand by my previous statement:
10 mins ago, by Yuuki
Bacon is all right, but pork belly is better used on dongpo pork.
I think we all need to calm down
this has gotten out of hand
@KevinvanderVelden He didn't say a thing about now.
the world is in chaos
@Arperum was implied he stopped being an idiot at some point
@KevinvanderVelden No, in this case it implied that 2014 stopped. the sentence "I am an idiot in 2014." makes no sense
Pfft. All that story says is that we're shills for worshiping bacon. In fact, the story itself points out that bacon tastes awesome.
Except if 2014 is still ongoing.
Even the sentence "I am an idiot in 2016" is a stupid one
@Unionhawk your face is a stupid one
@Unionhawk Yes, but it is not wrong. especially in your case.
anyway, I'm out. gonna pick up my girlfriend.
15:57
.@CLewandowski_: For Mr. Trump 'drain the swamp' is probably at the bottom of the list compared to fixing the econo… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/811911762417065984
loooooooooooooool
"IT'S NOT HAPPENING, THAT MEANS SHE'S A HIPPO CRATE"
"WAAA MOOOOM THIS IS A DOUBLE STANDARD"
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Q: How do you exit the game?

AlexSo far, I know you can exit the game when you are playing (on a World) but I can not find the way to exit it (other than Alt+F4) when being on the Menu, is there anything? Pressing Escape returns nothing

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Q: Is there an in game explanation why fortify restoration potion improves enchanting and alchemy

Jim ThioWhy is that so? Why not fortify alchemy, or fortify enchanting, or fortify alteration? I mean enchanting and alchemy means altering stuffs. right?

That's how he talks by the way
Kellyanne Conway said this today on Fox Business https://t.co/IhpTcv3yT9
@TimStone oshit
16:05
I very much dislike her for peddling Trump's bullshit but daaaaaaayum
> Kellyanne Conway: mic drop
@TimStone Seconded.
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Q: I need to know please tell me something

Alan LemasterCan you play Xbox 360 with Call of Duty Advanced Warfare online with Call of Duty Advanced Warfare for PS3

@TimStone So much this
16:24
@Wipqozn Something something space travel.
Side note: I wonder how interstellar colonization would affect professional gaming?
Like right now, Koreans tend to dominate most esports not CS:GO or DOTA2.
Will Venusians be the new Koreans?
"Venusians are naturally better because they play under high atmospheric pressures."
The latency will be killer though, you think 100ms is bad? Try multiple seconds one-way
Basically, whichever planet hosts the server wins.
@KevinvanderVelden Which is why leagues would be separated by planets. And then they all have a LAN or something for Universal Champion.
16:36
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Q: Is it possible to chat with other players via the PS4 remote pc app?

Marco DufalRecently Sony has released the DS4 wireless adapter to enable "almost" all functionality of the PS4 joypad on PCs. I said almost because the only feature that was left out is the ability to use the microphone in order to live-chat to other players in videogames. Although on windows PCs it is poss...

And if we haven't discovered FTL, then that might be a once-every-decade thing if we expand far enough.
Hahaha, the overwatch comic has been banned in russia
@KevinvanderVelden I think someone made a joke Russian-approved version by photoshopping in Putin's face for Emily's.
@Wipqozn Damnit Don Draper!
@TimStone Honestly kind of scary just how many "this is literally the worst thing" exist due to corporations being greedy
16:49
That's how I feel about that
(YouTube felt inclined to recommend this to me for an unknown eason)
It also recommended it to me
For reasons and such
does all ps4s have the remote play ability?
i can via a vita
wondering if i can try it on this laptop? tho i doubt it's fast enough :/
@TimStone that works so much better that a doorstop
It does. I mostly just wanted to make @Wipqozn hear the soap squeal though
17:01
still it's missing the hydraulic press guy yelling "WTF"
bye everyone don't bother writing a will since no one else will be alive either https://twitter.com/sarahkendzior/status/811980543130636288
yaaaaaaaaay
@TimStone at last we'll have goggles for when the bombs drop
@GodEmperorDune what do they do
@badp <nothing>
17:11
@TimStone Look at it this way. US and Russia won't be dropping bombs on each other if Trump continues to kowtow to Putin. They'll both be dropping bombs on... CHY-na?
Or those durn commie lefties in Europe.
@Yuuki RIP @badp
Yeah, but China has nukes too
@TimStone CYBER NUKES
Unfortunately there seems to be this theme that people don't know that?
i guess no one played C&C generals
17:12
so I just got back from taking a printer to the dump
So I'm sure that'll go over well when Trump threatens them not knowing that they could strike back
@TimStone at this point I'm not sure if Trump's China policy is crazy like a fox or just plain crazy
because he seems to be pissing them off for the sake of pissing them off
@Yuuki and here i thought he was going to be besties with Trump
because trump said he would "end crime" as soon as he took office
I goofed. Draining the swamp is in, @realDonaldTrump is going to do it, and the alligators should be worried. #DTS… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/811980472079237121
I'm half-shocked he didn't commit seppuku at the end
17:20
@TimStone I don't have audio on but he looks like someone who got yelled at for being an idiot and is about one centimeter from falling apart as he is forced to apologize publicly.
Also, do you know what happens to alligators when you drain the swamp? Ask Florida.
@Yuuki Someone characterized him as the first hostage of the Trump administration so this is pretty much spot on
If you want an analogy that would work in your favor, call them "toads" not "alligators".
It works on so many more levels.
@Yuuki they go to disney world?
@TimStone i thought that was christie
But no, let's call them "alligators" because alligators are definitely world-famous for not appearing anywhere else after you destroy their habitat.
Well, when the first missiles launch I hope the TV networks all play this campaign ad one last time
17:27
For everyone who is upset about 2016: twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/status/811975979262414848
Thirty minutes until the Steam Sale. Hold on to your butts. And your wallets.
@Fluttershy And your butt-wallets.
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Q: How to survive in the middle of a storm?

AlexNo habitat, no rover/truck/spaceship and no cave near you. The storm right next to your face, how do you survive?

print "File '$filename' produced unforgivable content: '$value'.";
@Ash If I hear it too many times, it starts to sound like a euphemism.
Like, "Dude, if you're going to consider the coconut, lock the door at least."
17:40
@Yuuki hopefully you won't need a boat with that
@badp isn't safe mode in php the one that stops it dumping out to the public?
this content is in unforgivableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee conditiooooooooooooons
UNFORGIVABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
and then you stuff the content in a string anyway
which means, this print produces unforgivableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee byte sequenceeeeeeeeees
UNFORGIVABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
user15026
@Yuuki hahaha oh man I am not going to be able to hear it any other way now
I think I'm going to get sushi for lunch.
user15026
That sounds like a delicious plan.
17:51
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Q: SSB4: Why no professional player uses Link?

user3141592I have been watching videos of professional matches for hours and I have noticed that nobody uses my favourite character: Link. Why is it? Maybe it is not one of the fastest characters, but his powerful smash attacks, his bombs to cover territory and his ability to grab the opponent from far a...

do alligators actually live in like populated areas in the states

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