The Bridge

Ellesedil

17:01

Why do people with almost no rep or no badges nominate themselves for moderator?

Wipqozn

@Ash @Fluttershy has some weird tastes in drinks

@Ellesedil Because they're pro much

user15026

@Ellesedil illusions of grandeur?

Frank

@Ellesedil After ronnie, I am no longer surprised.

Ellesedil

Motor Vehicles is holding their first election since graduating. There's some strong candidates... and not so strong candidates. There's really no middle ground. I just don't get the latter.

murgatroid99

The answer to this sort of thing is almost always "Dunning-Kruger"

Ellesedil

17:09

Right now, there's 6 candidates, but it's really a 4-way race for 3 spots.

Maybe they just wanted to see their score and was too lazy to look up the query?

Frank

Boo. Girlfriend doesn't have internet, so I downloaded a couple of her just bought PS3 games from the PSN on my PS3.

Now I can't find a way to move those install files to USB so we can transfer them to hers.

MBraedley

@Frank Solution: bring PS3 to internet (i.e. your house).

кяαzєя

@Frank you should be able to from the XMB menu

arda

@Ellesedil I'd think and write an explanation but I'm ruined

Frank

@MBraedley Suggested it. She doesn't want to bother with that.

@кяαzєя The copy option isn't in the triangle menu.

arda

17:17

I'm at a very loud and hellish cafe (dear mom: Im too ruined to eat outside means let's not eat outside), had a very terrible day, I'm sick and I can't really think due to most of those.

Lazers 2.0

3

Q: Does Pokémon Go recognize gym prestige higher than 52k?

I joined a level 10 gym with 60k/50k prestige, which was seemingly a gym fortress. But, in less than 45 minutes, I checked the gym's health and it had been demoted into a level 9 gym with 42k/50k prestige. Was 18k really removed that quickly? This gym was created by putting 5 Pokémon in the gym....

pokemon-go

djsmiley2k

you cant copy betweren ps3s afaik

GodEmperorDune

@arda i hope you feel better fam

@Unionhawk this is why we can't have nice things

Wipqozn

oh hey, looks like they're doing a whitewashing of the llve action mulan film, and that mulan is going to be saved by her man. or something equally stupid

> The man is a 30-something European trader who initially cares only for the pleasure of women and money. The only reason why he and his entourage decide to help the Chinese Imperial Army is because he sets eyes on Mulan. That's right. Our white savior has come to the aid of Ancient China due to a classic case of Yellow Fever.

> In this script written by Lauren Hynek and Elizabeth Martin, more than half of its pages are dedicated to this merchant who develops a mutual attraction with Mulan and fights to protect her in the ensuing battles. To top it all off, this man gets the honor of defeating the primary enemy of China, not Mulan. Way to steal a girl's thunder.

blog.angryasianman.com/2016/10/…

кяαzєя

@Frank not sure then. Sony might not want to/let you unless you do a full backup

djsmiley2k

17:22

@Frank cant coppy games between systems

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn #makemulangreatagain

djsmiley2k

unless u wipe destiunationb system

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune yes

Elliott Belardo

Hiya

Wipqozn

@кяαzєя not sure if you noticed but the junlge book won movie night

кяαzєя

17:25

@Wipqozn vulture.com/2016/10/…

@Wipqozn won? Seems like a tie to me

Wipqozn

@кяαzєя it is, hence the double feature but we're watchijg jungle book

which you suggested so like, BE THERE OR BE CIRLCE

I mean I know you hate us now,especially me, but we still love you @кяαzєя :'(

GodEmperorDune

2 mins ago, by Wipqozn

@кяαzєя not sure if you noticed but the junlge book won movie night

57 secs ago, by Wipqozn

@кяαzєя it is, hence the double feature but we're watchijg jungle book

53 secs ago, by Wipqozn

which you suggested so like, BE THERE OR BE CIRLCE

Yuuki

I know not everyone knows how to pronounce "ramen", but I always cringe when I hear someone use a hard A.

GodEmperorDune

WHERE IS YOUR #ALWAYSWAIT2MINUTES NOW?

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune It took my several rereads to notice my typo in that first message

GodEmperorDune

17:28

you cannot mod abuse your crimes against spelling away @Wipqozn

StrixVaria

Do they sing Bear Necessities in the new Jungle Book?

Yuuki

@StrixVaria Sorta?

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria if they don't then I'd assume the movie would have gotten a 0/10 from all sources

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn Yeah that's what I was thinking too.

Yuuki

I mean, if you can call what Bill Murray does as "singing".

But it's a passable effort.

Arperum

17:29

@GodEmperorDune He can still fix it. Even the quotes.

Private Pansy

@Yuuki ray-men?

кяαzєя

@Wipqozn whoa whoa who said anything about hate? I love tortise soup :9

Yuuki

@PrivatePansy Yeeeep.

djsmiley2k

@Yuuki the coffee machine at work does mochachino - this changes everything

Wipqozn

@кяαzєя I've never had turtle soup, but one day I might try it.

Kevin van der Velden

17:30

@Wipqozn cannibal

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy I am yeah

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn cannibalism is not a good look

arg, inb4d

but spelled properly

Wipqozn

@KevinvanderVelden Javasript is even harder to avoid than PHP

кяαzєя

@Wipqozn You got seven kinds of meat on a turtle. Depending on what part you're eating, it can taste like turkey, or fish, or pork, or veal

Wipqozn

@TimStone THose people living in bubbles shouldn't be allowed to vote

djsmiley2k

17:32

@кяαzєя not sure if joking

Wipqozn

Seriously, if you don't do some basic internet research before voting, you're failing your entire country.

Fluttershy

@Ash motor oil because I once tasted a liquid that was leaking from my truck to figure out what fluid it was I was leaking, and diesel fuel because I once swallowed some diesel fuel while siphoning said diesel from a generator.

djsmiley2k

@Wipqozn like all the brexitors?

Private Pansy

@Yuuki If you to learn JavaScript, it might be worthwhile to pick ES6 as the starting point, if only because the class syntax is nicer

Wipqozn

@djsmiley2k Yes

user15026

17:33

@Fluttershy ah, that makes sense.

кяαzєя

@djsmiley2k history.com/news/hungry-history/…

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn poll tests are a bad thing

djsmiley2k

ive drank fishtank water and pond water, and likely some canal water

кяαzєя

@PrivatePansy I disagree, alot of common big tech companies still are supporting legacy stuff, ES6 is a niche. Much like Angular 2

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune Yes, they can very easily be abused, and would be in the USA since politcians have already shown they love to rig elections via gerrymandering, but honestly if you don't take at least a short amount of time to read up on issues and inform yourself on what the candidates and their historys you really are doing democracy wrong,a s far as I'm concerned

man that was one huge ass run on sentence

Sepia Lazers

17:35

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Q: Are questions about e-sports on topic?

I found this question: Why wasn't there a TSM vs RNG tiebreaker game? It's a question about the results of the biggest annual League of Legends competition in the world. I wasn't sure if this is on-topic, since although the competition is obviously based on a video game, the question itself is n...

discussion allowed-questions off-topic-content

Wipqozn

point is, trump wouldn't be doing nearly as well if people were better educated

Private Pansy

@кяαzєя Not sure how the two are related. One is a language, the other is a framework

Wipqozn

same for brexit

and also Stephen Harper

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn they were already used and abused back in the day. it was how a lot of southern states prevented former slaves from voting

Wipqozn

Luckily we kicked his ass out of office, since his last 4 years was like "dude, what even the fuck"

murgatroid99

17:36

@кяαzєя I don't think it's really niche anymore. It's supported in the last 3 major releases of Node.js, and the latest versions of most browsers

Private Pansy

ES6 is mostly sugar anyway. You can always look at how to (re)-implement the same code in ES3/5

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune didn't know that, but doesn't surprise me. People are terrible.

GodEmperorDune

it was like "take this written test" "i never learned to read because you were busy whipping me in the fields" "sorry not sorry"

Private Pansy

But it is very nice sugar, and the class syntax is good for easing people more familiar with traditional OOP syntax into JS

GodEmperorDune

javascript is one big OOPs

though not as bad as php, of course

i mean you know php is bad because @Wipqozn uses it

Wipqozn

17:38

like I know it's not a thing you can't actually enforce, because rampant corruption, but yeah

@GodEmperorDune Honestly they're both pretty bad, I don't see much point arguing about which is worse

Private Pansy

@GodEmperorDune Can't argue with that irrefutable logic

кяαzєя

@PrivatePansy angular 2 has es6 under the hood

Wipqozn

I have heard that PHP7 is less crap though? Which is nice

Private Pansy

@кяαzєя Erm, Angular 2 pretty much requires TypeScript

Wipqozn

And yes I'm still on PHP5. Like not even a new version of 5. We're on 5.3. It's gross.

We're moving into PHP7 for the sit rebuild

We also need to use old ass jquery for our site, because drupal 6

jQuery 1.3.2 iirc

RedRiderX

17:39

@Wipqozn get hyped

Private Pansy

@Wipqozn Eww

Ewwwww

Yuuki

@Wipqozn Did they remove headphone jacks?

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn eww eww eww, not even for browser reasons?

Wipqozn

@Yuuki lololololol

murgatroid99

@Wipqozn How many years since that version stopped receiving security updates?

GodEmperorDune

17:40

@Yuuki nah they kept them in but now the server catches fire

Wipqozn

@GodEmperorDune Yeah. Drupal 6 will run into some weird fucking issues if you don't have 1.3.2 on it apparently.

Private Pansy

@Wipqozn From 5.3? Yes. Traits, null coalescence, proper crypto, etc. etc.

RedRiderX

@murgatroid99 Mid 2014 php.net/supported-versions.php

Wipqozn

@murgatroid99 A while, but it gets worse. The site was built before I arrived, but it was contracted out to some other company. They got some guy who had no idea how to use drupal to build the whole thing by himself while his wife was in the last few weeks of pregnancy. It went horrible. Like the guy modified drupal core.

кяαzєя

@PrivatePansy yes, now. Didn't they originally want to go with ATScript?

Wipqozn

17:42

The no longer present Senior Dev has to manually apply Drupal updates because this shit dev the company outsourced the site rebuild to (against that senior devs advice, actually) modified core

кяαzєя

Which is more or less an expe sion of es6

Private Pansy

@кяαzєя I don't know what that is. It doesn't make much sense to say Angular 2 requires ES6 when at the end of the day it'll all get piped through Babel and go down to browser compatible code anyway

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn Nice

Sounds like it's time to burn it down and start over

Wipqozn

@RedRiderX it's funny but we always curse that shit dev it was outsourced to. Some non-devs are like "god you guys are still complaining about him, it's been years!"

Private Pansy

@Wipqozn Oh, and short tags, short array and build in web server for testing and development

GodEmperorDune

17:43

@RedRiderX yeah, and don't use php this time

Wipqozn

IT was years ago, but we're still using the site he built, so yeah we still complain about him

кяαzєя

@PrivatePansy blog.mariusschulz.com/2015/03/06/angular-2-and-typescript

Wipqozn

So excited for the site rebuild. Drupal 8. i'd rather Django, BUT MEH. Drupal 8 is a nice step up from older Drupals. Will be good experience. I'll be taking a lead role in it as well, so yeah, good experience + resume.

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn Nice

Private Pansy

@кяαzєя Oh, it came out of this period of time where everyone and their cat wanted a compile-to-JavaScript language

Yuuki

17:45

While I was out looking for lunch, I found out that there's a Trader Joe's rather close to the workplace. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Wipqozn

@RedRiderX yeah there's a reason I'm still here at this company. Things have gotten better, I've gotten some raises and promotions... makes sense to stick around for a while.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn php experience on your resume means you will get tons of job offers for more php work

Private Pansy

I didn't follow Angular's development anyway.

GodEmperorDune

you are stuck as a php dev FOREVER

Private Pansy

Angular's syntax makes me want to throw up

кяαzєя

17:45

Me neither

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki success!

Private Pansy

That and the fact that a fresh project cloned from boilerplate weighs in at 1MB after compilation.

Wipqozn

man I should be good tonight, but I think I might just get poutine for supper

I just took that salmon out of the freezer late this morning so it'll still be good tomorrow

Private Pansy

@Wipqozn My brain automatically replaces the word 'poutine' with 'that weird thing Canadians eat' whenever I see it

Wipqozn

Yuuki

17:50

@Wipqozn JUST A CITY BOY

кяαzєя

@PrivatePansy they have a lot of those... I can prob name 9 more

Yuuki

The fact that no one has followed up yet has made me incredibly sad.

Wipqozn

okay I'm going to go back to Aliens

arda

@GodEmperorDune thanks fam. I'm just too bored over stuff, and today won like 3 "You have no control of your life" points.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Pokemon Go problem at authentication

I've been trying a couple of days ago to login to Pokemon Go on my android with my previous account (which is a gmail one), but each time I have tried to it always shows up with the legend 'Unable to Authenticate'. I've tried login in with other mails, with the pokemon club, checked the servers b...

pokemon-go

0

Q: Finding a friend on Overwatch by in game name

As per a suggestion from the OW university/comp subreddits I have been recording my matches to look for ways to improve myself. During one of these reviews I noticed one match where I sent a friend request to the wrong person. The dude was super positive, doing great and communicating. When I lo...

overwatch battle.net

Wipqozn

17:52

then I'm playing ALien Isolation. I will stream it. I may even turn off push to talk, so you can all hear my scream like a little girl. And thn you can make jokes about not being as brave as newt.

cc @Frank @Sterno (I'm not sure how I fumbled sterno into frank. I think I had @Fluttershy in my brain, since he's a rad dude, and fumbled that into frank. Point is, yolo)

Yuuki

@Wipqozn You should also play it in VR.

Wipqozn

Also I have tarts

@Yuuki Your mom should play herself in VR

OH WHAAT

Yuuki

@Wipqozn Your dad is VR.

OH SNAP

кяαzєя

@Wipqozn she should she might hit someone if she does co-op

arda

I didn't want to get yelled at by 3 teachers, with a context of "your opinions don't matter, just study all day, also keep developing stuff and get our name out, also sleep enough so you don't fall asleep in class". I didn't want to go out, I don't want to try to solve school issues with pills (still have an appointment for tomorrow tho).

Whatever.

кяαzєя

17:56

@arda row row fight the powah

But in all honesty their lack of empathy contributes to the problem

arda

Meh, I'm doing my best, but again, lost 3 times today

I want to switch to public school, where nobody even cares.

Sorry for ranting here btw. My twitter kinda somewhat got found at school, so I can't rant there. That's part of my stress.

Wipqozn

@Sterno the TV version I saw cut out way too much from aliens

Ripley having a daughter was gone, a few misc scenes, and everything about the robotic turrets they setup

Man Ripley is one of my all time favorite characters

fredley

18:24

@Unionhawk ~~idiots~~ genii

Kevin van der Velden

@arda this is a friendly-rant-friendly place. Rant away

StrixVaria

Anyone who tells a person point blank "your opinions don't matter" has opinions that don't matter.

Dragonrage

@Yuuki what isn't there to enjoy about coffee?

user15026

Friend's toddler is melting down and asking for hugs and then going "no thank you" when you go to actually do it and I just wish I understood what he was trying to convey

user15026

@StrixVaria this.

StrixVaria

18:34

@Ash If he's anything like my daughter, he's trying to show you that he can do what he wants and you don't rule him.

user15026

@StrixVaria that makes sense, I just feel bad because there is so much crying

Sterno

@Wipqozn Yes. TV version is worst version

StrixVaria

*holding a cookie*
Daughter: Cookie?
Me: Sure. *holds out a piece of cookie*
Daugher: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs away and cries*

Sterno

@StrixVaria But make sure you don't tell them that, or you're both caught in the position of having opinions not mattering

Yuuki

@StrixVaria Remind her that she's not scared of cookies.

кяαzєя

18:37

@Wipqozn anyways, I'll try to make the viewing, if only for you. ;)

Sterno

@StrixVaria Like 7 times out of 10 that's some version of "I wanted to do it myself"

@Wipqozn I tried to get into this game but found it pretty boring and quit

StrixVaria

@Sterno Yeah, she's getting to that point. "hold it" (meaning "I want to hold it") is something she says a lot.

Wipqozn

@Sterno they even cut out 'IT'S Dwayne.'

Let's just cut-out all these import characters moments since there's no action

Sterno

@Wipqozn Well, it's a 154 minute movie that they usually want to fit into 120 or 180 minutes with lots of commercials

Wipqozn

@ 1 excellent. Also I hope I replied to the right MESSAGE @кяαzєя

Noooope

@Sterno Yeah. TV is the worst

Sterno

18:40

> You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.

Man, now I need to watch this again

Stop making quotes pop up in my head

Wipqozn

@Sterno Yeah same might happen to me, then I'd buy evil wuthin

Sterno

My daughter asked me (again) last night how many days she has left until she dies.

NOT AWESOME

Wipqozn

@Sterno Jesus. Kids, wow. They sure do love to cause you stress.

Sterno

She officially will live to be at least 100.

Yuuki

Or you could not skimp out on us and invent immortality.

You've already done it once, you old bugger.

Wipqozn

18:45

@Sterno hopefully your agelessness will pass to your children

Sterno

@Yuuki I had children so I could delegate tough jobs like that.

Yuuki

@Dragonrage It tastes revolting for one.

Sterno

Endless Legend, Endless Dungeon, and Endless Space are 75% off on Steam

user15026

So apparently there is a trending tag on Twitter where people write horror themed haiku poems but so many of these are not even haiku form and that's annoying.

Dragonrage

@Yuuki it tastes amazing.

djsmiley2k

18:54

@Sterno woah.

My 2.5yr old daughter told me she's going to have a baby in her tummy

Sterno

@djsmiley2k Yup. You win. I'll stick with my problem.

djsmiley2k

haha

arda

@StrixVaria I have to agree with this, but the sense of respect is weird in turkey. Many people here tends to think that respect is a one-way thing, that you have. No, you don't "have" respect. Respect is earned, and it is mutual. The speed can differ by some stuff (faster for teachers, slower for students, etc), but this speed also applies negatively as much as it does positively.

That's the actual horror
Horror for people who knows how haikus are formed
So yeah, you have a point.

djsmiley2k

@arda that's not just turkey

Haiku on twitter

arda

I think I replied to wrong message

Whatever, y'all get the idea.

Yuuki

18:56

> First, you start with five
> Then, you add about seven
> It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

djsmiley2k

@Yuuki fi-rst ?

Yuuki

@djsmiley2k First (1) you (2) start (3) with (4) five (5). Five syllables.

djsmiley2k

dooh i can't count!

haiku on twitter now

Yuuki

I'm more surprised you didn't question "it's snowing on Mt. Fuji".

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do you make an automatic sugar cane farm?

I have tried everything I know. I even tried looking up steps online but still nothing! I don't know what to do and I need some help. I thought maybe you guys could help me.

minecraft minecraft-redstone

0

Q: What are the minimum requirements for a trip to "Altum Sagittarii Prime"?

Prologue One of the optional waypoints, on an expedition I'll be joining soon, is "Altum Sagittarii Prime" (Quemeou YE-A E0). This sits some 2,870 Ly directly "above" Sagittarius A*, offering a rather unique view of the Milky Way galaxy. I wanna do it, but I'm having a hard time nailing down th...

elite-dangerous

user15026

19:03

@Yuuki I tried to make it work but it doesn't

user15026

Dear Dragon Quest IV I want to like you but your fake cheesy written out accented speech is annoying to read and ruining my enjoyment

Yuuki

@Ash Yeah, it doesn't.

> First, you start with five
Then, you add about seven
Then, it's five again

That fits 5-7-5.

And more strictly speaking, the last line tends to be somewhat non-sequitur to the first two.

Sterno

@Wipqozn is to blame
His socks are really awful
Why'd we make him mod?

кяαzєя

@Yuuki if you're looking to do an authentic haiku verse, you have your kigo (seasonal reference), but you lack the kireiji

Sterno

I'm assuming @Wipqozn is two syllables but who the hell knows

I guess I pronounce it whip-kwanzz even though it probably isn't

Wipqozn

19:16

@Sterno It's 3

Sterno

Prove it.

Wipqozn

Let's play Mass Effect 3 - part 1

►

@Ronan actually says it right

man that delay between and ronan was so huge

Sterno

Maybe you're just wrong about how to pronounce your own name.

HOW CAN WE TRUST ANYTHING AT ALL?

Wipqozn

How to play: Capture the wool

►

I forgot about that

cc @Ronan for memorie

Sterno

GG Indiana

3

Wipqozn

19:26

@Sterno WEll that's unsettling

I'm just going to assume that @Sterno company is responsible for the development of that site

I bet it's built in PHP

Sterno

Your mom is built in PHP

user15026

Bought one of the new Yo-Kai games because I loved the first one and this one is called Fleshy Souls and I can't not love that

Wipqozn

@Sterno Low blow man. LOW BLOW.

кяαzєя

@Ash odd choice of words for something the amounts to gold and silver

as I recall the original japanese names were Ganso, and Honke, which more or less refer to ancestral lineage

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Broken monster spawners

I am playing Minecraft 1.10 on normal difficulty (unmodified) and lately I've experienced that all my monster spawners seem to be broken. They don't show the actual monster rotating inside of the cage, but something that looks like a sitting pig(?) and nothing is spawned from them. This happens f...

minecraft

5

Q: Are Overwatch Loot Boxes Populated When Awarded, or When Opened?

Are the contents of a loot box determined at the time it is awarded, or when it is opened? For example, if you collected multiple loot boxes before a special event but opened them during the special event, would they have the potential of spawning rewards for that event?

overwatch

djsmiley2k

19:36

'If at first you don't succeed {
 try:
 try:
 try again:
}

Teaching kids to program isn't anything new.

user15026

@кяαzєя I dunno, I don't see why you think it should be gold/silver, it's not trying to be Pokemon?

кяαzєя

@Ash one has a silver box color, the one you have should have a gold color

Wipqozn

It's been 33 minutes since I ordered food, and they said it would take about 30 minutes

HERESY I SAY

I hope I don't get a call in 10 hours saying they closed (cc @Sterno)

Sterno

That was traumatic.

No chimichangas were eaten that day.

djsmiley2k

10 hours?

i remmeber once when a pizza we ordered took 3 hours, and it was wrong, we called them, they wantd the half eaten pizza back

eventually it came at like 5am

кяαzєя

19:42

@djsmiley2k did you ask for a fresh one?

Wipqozn

@Sterno Poor @Sterno

djsmiley2k

i was in bed

the party continued without me

Wipqozn

IT HAS ARRIVED

POUTINE IS HERE

Shove that in your chimichangas and not eat it @Sterno!

djsmiley2k

poutine chimichangaa?##

Wipqozn

won't lie I'm not even sure what a chimichangaa is. Assuming some kind of buritto.

djsmiley2k

19:45

me too

кяαzєя

@Wipqozn deep fried burrito

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn you're a lousy american, oh wait. youre canadian

4

Wipqozn

> I'll admit I used the town treasury to fund the murders of my enemies

man I love classic simpsons

кяαzєя

@Wipqozn you're a bad wittle turtle

Wipqozn

@кяαzєя Yeah well so is your mom

кяαzєя

20:00

@Wipqozn thans I guess my mom has something in common with yours

Wipqozn

@кяαzєя oh snap

The Washington Post is streaming civ vi. Man, they're spending a lot of money on civ vi marketing.

They should get @Sterno mom to stream it. I hear she's really popular.

GnomeSlice

theonion.com/graphic/…

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How can I maximize our team score in Junkenstein's Revenge?

My goal is to hit 5 gold stars, but no matter how well our team communicates, even in a pre-made 4 man brawl, where all of us are supporting each other, and not dying at all, we can just barely clear 4 stars in the results screen. How can I maximize the team score in Junkenstein's Revenge? Do I ...

overwatch

0

Q: Borderlands handsome collection loyalty rewards

I bought the borderlands handsome collection for ps4 a while back and set up my shift account. I just recently found out I could get shift keys and extra guns if I previously played on ps3 and downloaded a previous save. I'm wondering if I could use the ps3 I have, go buy borderlands 2 or pre-seq...

ps3 ps4 borderlands

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I lol'd

but also you're not my dad and you can't tell me what to do

fredley

cc: @badp

Wipqozn

20:13

@fredley I've got some monopoly money sitting in a box if you need it. Probably worth more than the pound now.

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fredley

I think the new plastic notes were just a ploy, they're not actually real tender any more

Wipqozn

What 400+ hours of Mercy experience looks like

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Makes me want to play Overwatch again

Yuuki

Whenever I play support nowadays, I just gravitate towards Ana.

She has almost the same capability as Zenyatta when dealing with flankers solo and she has a stronger healing potential.

Also, getting good with sleep darts is incredibly satisfying.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Now's a good time. Their Halloween event just went live like an hour ago.

New skins and stuff!

Unionhawk

Mercy protip: hide way in the back with your rez and then destroy the attacking team's dreams of an actual team wipe

Wipqozn

20:22

i like that mercy skin

@Unionhawk yes

really a large part of being good as mercy is knowing when you should just get the fuck out of dodge, and then come back in to rez everyone

Unionhawk

Mercy protip 2: pay attention to enemies who want to jump in and try for team wipe dreams and get the fuck out 30 seconds before they do

Wipqozn

dying with the team doesn't accomplish much

Ronan

@Wipqozn Yeah that really wasn't a good idea.

Unionhawk

I love the top comment is just "hiding in a corner while the entire enemy team stacks ults so you can get a 5 man rez is not a sign of a good mercy"

and it's like "no you moron that's exactly what you should be doing as mercy"

Wipqozn

Yeah most players are trash

Unionhawk

20:28

a 5 man rez is roughly 1.7k instant healing (calculated for rein+hog+3@200) Running in to try to keep everyone alive is 60 hps and probably you're dead

And usually a complete momentum shift on top of that

arda

Steam is absolute hell

also this

jojo

Overwatch Halloween New Highlight Intros

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so fucking hype

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Not to mention if you really want that big HPS, Ana's the best single-target healer in the game.

murgatroid99

@arda Ignoring the subject matter, that actually looks like an interesting game

Yuuki

And that's not even counting her biotic grenade.

arda

20:35

@murgatroid99 reviews say that it sucks

mostly, it crashes a lot, it is boring, the controls are unclear etc etc

Trent Hawkins

@arda Can we play as the shooter?

arda

@TrentHawkins I'd make such a game, but I like the fact that I'm not in no-fly list

murgatroid99

@arda It says "mostly positive", so it looks like the stability is inconsistent at worst. Of course, I don't know if the game is actually good, but the concept looks interesting

arda

aaaa stackchat bugs

non-stop ping sound

Yuuki

So, it's not stop-ping?

looks around for @badp

arda

20:40

correction: not really non-stop, but 4-5 sounds for that single message

badp

@Yuuki cc @twobugs on that sick purn

Wipqozn

20:56

Streaming Alien Isolation, if interested

going to be streaming with push to talk off, so you might hear the occasional burp, but I'll try to cover the mic if that happens

game makes more sense if you can hear my girly screams

one sec game audio not working

there we go

RedRiderX

@arda I think you're de-emphasizing just how tongue-in-cheek that game is.

two bugs

21:16

@badp Uh... yeahhh..?

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: What happens if my friend wants to play on my minecraft account and she does will I be able to play at the same time on my computer??

Please answer as soon as possible because I really need to know

minecraft

Tim Stone

Hoooooooooooooooooooly hell

WATCH: Woman at Pence rally: “If Hillary Clinton gets in ... I’m ready for a revolution". Pence: “Don’t say that.” http://nbcnews.to/2dVryFQ

Tweeted by NBCNightlyNews on October 11, 2016 at 9:11 PM

Even his response is still dangerous though, voter fraud has been proven to not be an issue in US presidential elections :/

Yuuki

Wait, you're expecting people to believe proof?

Unionhawk

Everybody knows the only honest poll is the drudge poll

pfft

obviously

So if it's not a 97% margin then someone must have cheated

Yuuki

You know what they say, "feels not reals".

Tim Stone

21:26

@Yuuki I just don't want the country to set itself on fire ;_;

Unionhawk

That's true, in 2008, people were ready to go doomsday bunker if McCain didn't win

Now they're ready to just burn everything to the ground

Tim Stone

Yeah, it's just especially dangerous when the politicians embolden these people, because it increases the chances that they'll act

Even just a few people going off the rails would still be tragic :/

two bugs

We have had enough 2016. Let it end

Yuuki

@twobugs Careful how you word that...

2016 has been pretty keen on the monkey's paw.

"I hope Prince releases another album..."

Tim Stone

@Yuuki Nah man, sweet meteor of death if necessary, as long as this sucker's over

Yuuki

21:41

@TimStone Trump becomes elected, implements the Trumpian Calendar. 2016 of the Gregorian calendar has ended. Trumpuary the Trumpst, war was beginning...

Tim Stone

Damnit

Yuuki

2016, man.

two bugs

@Yuuki TOO SOON

Wipqozn

@badp I'm so sorry. Not even one girly scream. Just no alien yet.

Lazers 2.0

-2

Q: Are Pokémon in Spanish eggs different to UK eggs?

heading off to Ibiza, and wondered if anyone knew of the likelihood of getting different Pokémon from eggs found in Spain as opposed to U.K. Ones. Just to see whether I have a hatch-off while not visiting poke stops to leave space for Spanish ones.

pokemon-go

fredley

21:57

Trump and Hillary: Time of my life - LuckyTV

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5

Lazers 2.0

22:25

3

Q: Does the Chosen Disciple perk work outside of VATS?

Will my action points regenerate after kills outside of VATS, or does this perk only work with VATS?

fallout-4

-3

Q: Find game name!

Im searching the name of game about Gangs, but i dont remember the name All i know is; -Real time strategia -You control a gang -Is in 3rd person isometric -Its a bit old 2000-2005 -And it is about gangs (Im from Spain thats why my bad english)

game-identification

two bugs

22:38

Time to hunt until Newark

GnomeSlice

Donald and Hillary - I've Had The Time of My Life

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this is the best thing

cc @LessPop_MoreFizz

@fredley wow seriously

I just noticed that you posted this too

GodEmperorDune

@GnomeSlice starred and everything

GnomeSlice

22:53

Yeah I starred it after

P.A.Y.T.O.N - Moonlight [Dubstep | Plasmapool]

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@GodEmperorDune

Yuuki

@GnomeSlice Yeah, I was about to post an incredibly rude screenshot with arrows and everything. I thought better of it and I'd like to apologize.

Well, "thought better of it" in this case being "I can't find the Snipping Tool on my work machine".

GnomeSlice

haha

Lazers 2.0

-2

Q: are you able to find a second cd key on from dust

plz tell me I don't know because my friend wont let me use his and I cant use steam

from-dust

0

Q: Does Pharah's Concussive Blast wake slept enemies?

If an enemy has been hit with Ana's sleeping dart and is sleeping. Will they wake from a hit caused by Concussive Blast? The Concussive Blast does 0 damage but it does cause damage indication even when you use it for a rocket jump, so does it count?

overwatch

Yuuki

@Lazers2.0 I guess plssendtehcdkeys is our plssendtehcodez.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki greenshot

RedRiderX

23:14

@GodEmperorDune I can get behind that recommendation.

qasdfdsaq

@RedRiderX Me too

GnomeSlice

23:29

The Eric Andre Show - I Am The Octopus Skit (S04E09)

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murgatroid99

I just (re)discovered that our codebase has a function called leftpad. As a joke

the function is legit, but the name is a play on the npm incident earlier this year

Lazers 2.0

-4

Q: How much does the eiffel tower cost simcity

I am playing simcity and i have not got to the eiffel tower yet. I want to start saving money so how much does it cost? If anyone could answer this that would be helpfull.

simcity simcity-4 simcity-buildit simcity-deluxe simcity-3000

spugsley

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Private Pansy

23:47

HIIIIIIIIIII

On an entirely unrelated note, fuck birds

There's two of them singing outside my window for the last hour. Unfortunately their song sounds as pleasant as a car alarm and they insist on doing it every thirty seconds with the regularity of a stopwatch

KutuluMike

there's a decent chance they are mockingbirds impersonating a car alarm.

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