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00:00
Blizz just confirmed DDOS attacks.
Yeah, ongoing attacks as of like 15m ago
So if anyone got reported for cheating during that time blizz is just going to be like "no you idiot there were ongoing ddos attacks at that time"
Yeah I just tried to relaunch and it couldn't get me into battle.net
in other news
Another satisfied customer https://twitter.com/urMEGANmeblush/status/777008064708894720
get owned
00:41
Looks like things are back up.
Woo
Man can you imagine what it must be like to be a Blizzard reliability/network engineer?
God damn
I have a lot of respect for them
Same with Blizzard's entire support team
00:57
Wow this Deus Ex speedrun is nuts
"So everything that's out of bounds gets deleted, as a result of this, they weren't able to place this quest giver in a completely inaccessible out-of-bounds area, so they put him on top of the tallest building, which we can get to with a super jump glitch"
"Dead man walking glitch: if I go into the menu, I have -110 health, and as a result the AI is not hunting me"
(after intentionally exploding self, quick saving then quick loading)
Just ordered a convertor. I'll soon have 2 screens.
(I had an old VGA 1440x900 screen lying around. My laptop is hdmi only. Ordered a VGA f to hdmi m converter, one a friend bought before. We tested it together and it supported 60FPS output and colors were nice.)
The color set of that screen was, from what I can remember, terrible, but considering my current state of considering everything as boring and every visual memory (literally) washed out, I'm not sure. We'll see in 2-3 days.
user15026
01:15
@arda I use an adapter like that for one of my monitors because I have 2 VGA monitors and only one VGA port
Tinker island seems neat
01:30
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Q: Is there anything special about the Borderlands 2 GOTY edition over the base game with the same DLC?

MichaelSAt some point many moons ago, I purchased Borderlands 2 with the season pass. Right now, it seems the only things included in the GOTY bundle I don't already have are: Mechromancer class, Psycho class, Collector's Edition pack, Creature Slaughterdome dlc. At this exact moment in time, I can b...

@twobugs it can get grindy, but i'm still playing it
user15026
01:53
@GodEmperorDune I've long given up :P
@Ash yeah they shortened a lot of the timers in a recent update, but they made the gem guys more expensive and it is still a lot of assign and come back later when timers complete
and hunting for specific things gets super frustrating
02:08
@Ash I used one before and it had some lag (very low but noticeable when playing FPS games. I went from 1ms to 10ms and was like "unacceptable" for some while) so I was pretty biased against converters for some while. (also had issues with other converters before getting biased, they all had one common point too: they broke too easily) meh idc if this one has 60FPS or lag tbh, will use that one to write code.
@Ash same
@GodEmperorDune hmm might check again
There's some sort of Ancient Aliens game that I downloaded to be mad at
It looks like a citybuilder
SO MANY GOOD ENEMY RESURRECTS THAT LAST GAME
SO MANY GOOD NANO BOOSTS BY ME
user15026
@twobugs Does it have achievements? :P
I don't know, probably
I just really hate the Ancient Aliens stuff because it's thinly veiled racism at worst and "oh I know better than everyone else" at best
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Q: Why does Minecraft 1.10 crash?

TiberausIt's simple, Minecraft is loaded up, I join a server or single player world. However, I crash a few seconds afterwards. Aslo, switching to 1.10 from 1.10.1 or 1.10.2 does not work for me. If someone has the answer that would be great. Here is the game output: Sep 18, 2016 7:10:23 PM net.minecr...

02:24
@twobugs but is it better than 4chan blaming the chelsea explosion on SJWs?
...wait
Hold on
I don't even
That literally doesn't even make sense
02:26
yeah
On every possible level
Like I guess there's maybe a "THEY'RE GOING TO BLAME TRUMP SUPPORTERS, BUT THIS WAS ALL A SET UP" angle (alt-right people obviously talk in all caps)
But like, that's stupid
No you see everything is a false flag
You See, This Conspiracy Theory Is A False Flag Operation By Leftist Extremists To Try To Make Our Movement Look Stupid
dont forget the gill people
#thesilentmajoritystandsagainstthegeneticengineeringofgillpeople
02:38
@twobugs why did you download it then lol
It's a game
Oh I was going to do a thing today then I forgot to do that thing
RIP
AND I NEED TO SET UP THE BUNK BED THIS WEEK UGH
WHAT
NO
NOT HUMAN
@GodEmperorDune That doesn't make sense only if you didn't spend enough time to learn 4chan.
That's a whole new level of gud
Hint: 4chan makes no sense. People are there just to chill by posting mindless, logicless stuff. That's honestly a good way to chill for some.
02:49
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Q: Where to download untouched/original cartdriges ROMs?

Everton AgnerAs my collection of original videogame cartdriges is growing (8-16bit), I intend to have the games backed up for use on emulation (fair use) for when I'm not with the consoles. However, I want to make sure the versions I'm downloading are the same versions I own, and that they're untouched (no h...

@Unionhawk I don't remember the fight that well but I think all those attacks have audio cues
Probably
So like. It's still really impressive. It's not just entirely superhuman :P
But still
@arda thats fine as long as it stays on 4chan and doesn't bleed into irl
02:53
4chan has been leaking since at least 2008
Probably longer than that
Well, just finished The Flooded District, which thus far is the longest mission in the game by a good margin. And I never killed anyone, and was careful about putting bodies were rats didn't get them, but at the end it still said I killed someone. So meh. No full pacifist for me. No way am I replaying that.
> If you sleep dart Granny or Slackjaw, the game will count that against you as a kill.
Oh, well then. Definitely not redoing it if it's just a bug.
@Unionhawk yeah but it wasn't in a main party presidential candidate before
You're right, it was just Ron Paul previously
03:06
@Wipqozn Also, there's a part where you save some guys on the map right before the granny rags vs slackjaw one. I saved them. Never triggered quest completion. Auto-fails when I go down into the sewers on the next map. From what I've read that's a glitch too. This is making me unhappy.
Reloaded an old save, carried a corpse to the survivors, and quest completion triggered. Eff this game
@Sterno yeah that game is bugged as hell
Especially on pacifist gameplay
Really? That';s the only bug I encountered
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Q: Female NPCs Dont Talk To Me

Tom RibbertryI was playing Skyrim and I married Alea The Huntress and now when I interact with her she says, "Where should we live?" Evan know she lives in my house. I just ignored that and then I was doing the main quest and I killed A dragon in front of this girl named Delphine. After that it says to talk t...

03:21
Well from the video title that sounds like a very unbiased and reasonable source
Yeah they don't even mention blm in the video the title is dumb
???????????
He's a good storyteller
well they mention it briefly at the start
it's a good interview
Meh I have no idea what i'm saying
they do try to put opinions in his mouth a few times though
03:29
Well, despite saying I wasn't going to replay it, I did, since I had a save in an okay spot. Dumb
that's a crappy bug
Anyone here who hasn't seen Mr. Robot, do yourself a favor and go watch Mr. Robot.
03:53
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Q: Bought a new xbox and trying to transfer files from another drive to it

AdrianOK so I had an original Xbox 360 but it broke so I got the slim. I had a 60gb hard drive on the original with gta v and skyrim dlcs and saves on it. I went and bought a hard drive transfer cable to transfer the saves to my new xbox. So now I want to keep playing skyrim from where I left off. Do I...

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Q: I'm not unlocking anything

sSG SilenceI am playing in a party with friends (not split screen) and yet I'm not unlocking anything. I don't have everything because my inventory has like 6 things in it. Plus my friends have antennas and toppers that I do not. What do I do?

my daughter has a superpower. that superpower is bypassing the diaper to poop directly on other surfaces.
cc @twobugs i don't even know the score anymore
372-1
04:11
@Unionhawk almost, except it's a shutout
Grim Dawn seems REALLY cool so far
I like the aesthetic and setting of Titan Quest more but Grim Dawn is a lot more modern and flashy
Just like @Wipqozn's mom
I guess? I haven't met her
cc @Arperum
(ccing him for Grim Dawn/Titan Quest chat)
cc @fredley
I need to grab my damn Witcher 1 save off my old PC
Is it possible to grab Steam saves without redownloading the game?
04:17
Uh
Oh I last played Witcher 1 before Steam Cloud was a thing
So nevermind
When was this like, 1999?
2009 probably
same thing
Star Trek Online having freemium currency is funny
Since, ya'know, no money in Star Trek
It's great that even after being away for a week the fire alarm is still going off :)
04:28
That's some real slow police/fire response time
I guess police response only happens for university-type buildings where there's never an actual fire doesn't it
It's just malfunctioning, I reported it to maintenance last week
NICE
Our fire pull handle was loose at the beginning of the semester
Apparently whoever's alarm it is doesn't care enough to get it fixed
So if you closed the front door too hard, the fire alarm went off
(Yes, I have checked if it was mine)
That's cool
04:30
I called public safety like "Yo, my fire alarm is going off because it's broken, can you get a guy to turn it off and maybe fix it?" (they did both of those things, and it was 11:00 on a Saturday)
Well this one is intermittent
So it's a little harder to track down
And it's likely in someone's apartment, and so maintenance would have to get consent
Police came out in about 5 minutes to turn it off, then accidentally set it off themselves, then put in an emergency work order to get it fixed immediately
But this is completely ridiculous
@twobugs just like @Wipqozn's hipster bowtie
Cc @fredley @Wipqozn @twobugs on that sick burn
05:04
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Q: Is there a purpose to the scene where Dog finds a kid in Denerim?

ThunderforgeIn Dragon Age: Origins, there is a scene where Dog finds a boy in Denerim. Is there a purpose to this scene? Does anything happen depending on the dialogue options you choose? Does this have any effect later?

05:30
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Q: No Pokemon spawning in Pokemon Go

Christian VöglFor about a week I did not have a single pokemon spawn, not even while standing next to three lured pokestops. There is a reasonable amount of pokemon appearing in the "nearb tab". I did try restarting the app and logging out and in again, to no effect

05:47
I said "fix your shit" to Vodafone on Twitter and they are now asking for my ssn and some other stuff.
Inb4 sued
06:03
rekt
 
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07:42
@Unionhawk how to make sure something will be treated as a real emergency work order: Get it called in by the police
School wants me to cut my hair. Real goddamn annoying.
They allow girls to have whatever hair they want so it's "durr hurr that doesn't fit our view of men".
(if both gender was required to keep it short, I'd understand it as they're doing it so people with long hairs don't block views of others in classes, but they again, allow girls. Really annoying.)
@arda what are they? Marge Simpson? Nabeshin? Really? Block others students view???
08:41
@Derpy some friends have long curly hair.
Whargarbl
Whargarbln't
@Derpy I think the block view thing is just @arda's rationalisation
@GodEmperorDune Whar. Gar. Bl.
@badp Whar. Gar. Bl. N't.
@GodEmperorDune W-H-A-R-G-A-R-B-L.
08:49
@badp W-H-A-R-G-A-R-B-L-N-'-T.
@badp blerghle
@KevinvanderVelden yes thank you.
You just done got SHOWN @GodEmperorDune
Can I go back to bed yet? Bed was nice
@badp shown't
@KevinvanderVelden I came out of bed late, but it was UNAPOLOGETICALLY so, which goes to show my COURAGE and VISION for A FUTURE without MORNINGS
so I cannot be blamed for my obviously correct answer
08:52
in work, hung over, on a monday morning with 125 emails over the weekend. worst.
DISRUPT MORNINGS
@sequoiad that sounds excellent, I can't get any work done but emails before lunch anyway
I've already been annoyed by a couple
this just made me laugh, which is an achievement on a monday morning
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Q: Ps4 bad graphic (anti aliasing) or its the Tv?

ArshiaHi guy so i played many games on ps4 in samsung lcd Tv (Full HD 1080p), many games almos every game has a bad graphic anti aliasing (i mean the edges of everything it's like pixeli when im moving but when im not moving its not that obvious) games like bloodborne or Divison or The Crew (the crew w...

09:14
@badp I know... I meant that that sound just almost as ridiculous as the "not manly enough" version
09:38
Morning
I've updated my avatar to a more hi-res copy
it shouldn't be as blurry now
@Nzall you call this morning?! grumble grumble back in my day...
@Nzall Status: still not a pony avatar. Rejected
@sequoiad 1) UGT 2) Still morning here for another... 20 minutes
ignore me, I'm still hung over :(
@Derpy pls
10:04
People trying to read what I write. Complaining when they can't shouldersurf, jokingly blame me for hiding adult stuff. Good ol school.
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Bussiness

Proposed Q&A site for people establishing bussiness, desiring to understand the stock market and laws of market

Currently in definition.

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Online Community Managers

Proposed Q&A site for online Communities Managers

Closed before being launched.

Again.
@badp Sorry, Leonardo. I forgot you prefer turtles.
and probably, pizza.
^_^
@Derpy no one likes turtles, because that would imply liking @Wipqozn
/cc @Wipqozn on that sick burn
@badp Then, how do you explain your avatar? It is clearly Leonardo from TMNT
10:13
@Derpy ...
@fredley It is green(ish), it wears a blue mask. That is enough for me. It is Leonardo.
@Derpy It's not green in the slightest. It is a blue sphere wrapped in black bands above and below the eyes.
Man you're so bad at this
@fredley and obviously the wrapped parts are thinner than the unwrapped ones. It must be wrapped very tight, the eyes pop out like one of those squeeze anti-stress toys.
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment it's always a good sign when the title is spelt wrong
@fredley But since we are at it, I was wondering. Do a diamond steak work like a golden apple? Any better?
Do you at least give regen? How long? ^_^
10:19
@badp my mom says I'm cool :(
Diamond Steak gives you mod powers
@Derpy Maybe it is, which is why it's squashed the entire head into a perfect sphere?
@fredley I will continue to think he is a turtle, thanks.
10:36
@Derpy You're allowed to be wrong on the internet
@Derpy Yes, you are allowed to be wrong on the internet
Note: I didn't say you are wrong on the internet, I just said you're allowed to be
10:55
@Sterno Yeah my mom is pretty rad, thanks
@Sterno tbh after playing thief 2 dishonored feels sloppy, not that I've played much int he past week. BUSY BUSY.
@KevinvanderVelden This is fundamentally incorrect thinking
Fortunately:
23 mins ago, by Kevin van der Velden
@Derpy You're allowed to be wrong on the internet
@KevinvanderVelden You're assertion that it's ok to be wrong is wrong
@fredley no no, I'm not saying it's oke, I'm saying it's allowed
11:02
@KevinvanderVelden Are you saying that you're allowing it?
@fredley I think so? Maybe?
I 'unno, it's a monday and I'm awake, neither of those are good things
starts selling pop-corns
@Sterno I think I'll actually have time to play tonight and I might just play dark souls or the residents evil 1 remake instead
You should play overwatch tonight
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Proposed Q&A site for investors and traders

Currently in definition.

11:26
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment That site title in NO WAY matches what it's actually about
@arda 1.6 is the first CS on Steam. "Original" CS was a mod for half life
how to cappuccino ART
I mean, it reduces the amount of cappuchino so that's good
@badp If my barrista did that to me, I'd get their manager involved. That's just a waste of coffee, milk and cleaning products
@Nzall if you have a barrista you have bigger problems
11:35
@badp This obviously isn't at home, otherwise you wouldn't have a person in a suit with a shopping bag behind the counter
pictured: a barrista
I love how he nonchalantly dips his hand into steaming hot coffee
@PrivatePansy to be fair, there's not a whole lot of hot coffee in there compared to the cold cream
he emptied the whole pot of cream in that mug, which seems to be smaller than the pot of cream
11:51
@badp That's not a barrista, that's an elephant
And no, barrista is not the latin word for Elephant
barrire is the sound elephants make.
so a barrista would be something that makes the sound elephants make.
such as an elephant.
QUID ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM
if you were thinking about a barista, someone who works in a bar, that would be a different matter
@badp you're weird
First off, this is an English chat, not Italian. Second, we're talking about coffee, not elephants. Third, barrista is a common misspelling that's actually in several online dictionaries
@Nzall and thus a misspelling. If you keep being extremely serious about everything don't be surprised when people respond in kind
11:54
Damnit, the desire to go back to bed should leave as the day continues
I will continue exercising my right to be silly
It shouldn't get stronger until much later
@sequoiad the boob car sounded somewhat kinda like an elephant I guess?
@badp I'm just a giant cynical fuck, you should know that by now
@badp Please do.
11:56
@badp Hey now, we've determined people have the right to be wrong on the internet. Now you're telling me you lot also want the right to be silly on the internet? Where will this madness stop!
My will to be non-serious has been eroded away by a youth of abuse, exclusion and bullying
@KevinvanderVelden I dunno, I guess @sequoiad is proposing "small people"
though that is rather poorly specified
@badp so it'll stop at @kalina?
(I wonder if she still has the search thing for her name)
I can't help you with what will happen now @KevinvanderVelden, sorry
@badp I'm also proposing boob-vans.
11:58
@Nzall I don't think cynicism means you take people at face value
@sequoiad so you're putting the bars at barristas?
@badp I mean, either @kalina comes to chat for a bit or I get away with calling her small. Win win \o/
You tend to become pretty cynical and jaded when your fellow students exclude you from all projects, one of the older students sexually abused you for a semester and your classmates throw erasers at your dinner
@KevinvanderVelden your definition of "win" is peculiar
11:59
so yeah, if I take things more serious than I should, I feel like I got pretty damn good excuses for doing so
@Nzall I think you should google 'how to basic' videos if wastage upsets you. Some great tips on reducing household waste.
@fredley I'm not that upset about wastage. I'm upset about deliberate wastage
like messing up a perfectly good cup of coffee for the sake of a few seconds of Internet fame
@fredley What did I just skip through?
A How To Basic video
12:03
You wanna know how messed up I am? My only reliable source of joy is from other people telling me I'm right when I'm correcting others on the Internet
Needs a NSFW probably
And a Not Safe For Sanity
Someone with 8M YouTube subscribers must be sane!
@fredley Okay, now that's funny, but that's because it's intended to be completely over the top
Looks briefly at pewdiepie Nope nope nope, grab the eye bleach!
12:05
That gif from a moment ago started out like a normal coffee pour, but then quickly turned insane
I don't know what you mean, it's just a demonstration of making Latté art. How do you do it?
I've never watched a pewdiepew video.
I don't, I let the art major do it for me
@fredley I assume that's satire?
@Nzall Nope
12:07
The daily mash is indeed satire
> 46-year-old Wayne Hayes said: “It’s like how my father used to talk about how Boy George should be made to do National Service. Now that I am old and bitter myself, I can see that he was right.
@Wipqozn maybe bad rats 2
Inept bombing attempt in NYC. Better give it huge headlines, cry terrorism, and write a long profile on the perpetrator when they’re found
You shouldn’t be allowed to make the news with a sucky bomb. This is why we’re falling behind in engineering, manufacturing and STEM
They should be covering the Kardashian family instead
Definitely the larger horror show
12:17
Oh wait, Trump
12:28
Clearly a conspiracy to get media attention off the presidential race!
You can pick whether Clinton or Trump were behind it depending on your politics
Or if you're in a special subset you can blame it on both
@Sterno Which reminds me, Galactic hitman was removed from steam, along with all other games by that developer
Just be sure to say "false flag! "A lot
@Sterno Your mom's false flag attack for your cat
@Wipqozn then aren't you glad I already got it for you?
@Sterno You're such a pal
12:33
in Sugarcube Corner on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 20 secs ago, by Derpy
Rant of the day: "Thanks, Sega, for releasing Project Diva X - with an impressive 30! song included - to the European market. It is always nice to be considered not worthy enough to just be given Project Diva Future Tone - who had 200 songs......"
@Wipqozn And the world has improved immensely because of it
One less scumbag developer on Steam
@Nzall Sadly, Scott is still there, and soon the next retexture of his game will be too.
30 factorial is a lot of songs
Peter Molyneux is still there as well :(
@Sterno please, wait here in this pool of water and hold this metal rod up to the sky while I go search for some cumulonimbus....
12:45
I can't wait for my Galactic Hitman Steam trading cards to soar in value
@sequoiad Peter Molineux is not a scumbag developer. At least he tries to make his games be good
@Nzall see also: That cube game, godus... what were we talking about again?
@Nzall he's had his 3 strikes
@Sterno You'll be rich. RICH
I mean, he's not an asset flipper true
12:49
eh, the stuff around Godus was pretty shitty
So it's still infinitely better, but damn those games sucked (heck, the first one wasn't a game really was it?)
@KevinvanderVelden surely it couldn't have been a contest either. Aren't those required to actually give out the prizes they promised?
whatever happened to Everquest Next?
"the project was terminated in 2016." :(
shame, the Landmark part of it looked very interesting
The landmark part of it is the bit that will live on in some form
"On March 11, 2016, Daybreak announced development was discontinued.[12] Daybreak Game Company's president, Russell Shanks, said that "As we put together the pieces, we found that it wasn't fun".[13]"
12:55
> In a separate message, Daybreak confirmed that work on EverQuest Next Landmark, the voxel-building MMO it announced back in 2013, is continuing, and that it will be out later this spring.
Next paragraph of the same article
wut
where is this article?
mine was from wiki, but cant see the bit @KevinvanderVelden quoted on there
@KevinvanderVelden ah yeah I see it, well that's cool at least
Also already released to mostly negative reviews: store.steampowered.com/app/297810
@Wipqozn I think I'm going to do the DLC lethally, because that seems like what Daud would do
Okay, game completed. Shadow, Ghost, and Clean Hands cheevos granted. I AM KING OF STEALTH
Plus, this game is super easy compared to Thief
13:06
@KevinvanderVelden ouch.
I retract my previous "cool"
SEE, PEOPLE? I FINISH GAMES
September 19, 2016. Never forget.
I don't believe you, do you have evidence of this in form of a stream? Otherwise it's all fake
How about Steam cheevos I'm too lazy to cheat?
Nope, insufficient
I was wondering why the New York Fire Department used FDNY as their abbreviation instead of NYFD, but then I realized that's the same acronym as "(Oh) No You Fucking Don't".
13:23
@Sterno Makes sense.
@Wipqozn I thought so to, but just started it and it starts with him being all sad and remorseful about killing the empress and kidnapping Emily, so now I don't know
Maybe I should just go finish DX:MD
Nah silly @Sterno, you don't finish games
@Sterno Oh my gosh you still aren't done? SLACKER
@TimStone I got distracted by Thief and then Dishonored. I blame @Wipqozn
Also, in other news:
I blame him too, acceptable
13:26
@Sterno well that died quickly
@Sterno @NoMansSky, NoMansTweets nods
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Q: gMod lua gamemode scripting - How do I tell if one object has another inside it?

GodgeI'm fiddling about with gMod trying to make a game where you have to throw a piece of cake into a cylinder that spawns on the map. This is the code I'm using to spawn the cylinder: local ent = ents.Create( "prop_physics" ) ent:SetModel("models/props_phx/construct/windows/window_curve360x1.mdl")...

@Sterno I assume that final spike was when the rumour about refunds came in?
@Sterno I like how the text is crisp and the actual graph is blurry as fuck
Also 7000x2758 pixels
@KevinvanderVelden I mean the police are the usual responders to "fire alarm with no indication of actual fire" anyway
13:36
@Unionhawk Not sure what this is talking about
Re message from hours ago
/lazy
/mobile
I have 24 hours of play time on support in overwatch
6 hours ago, by Kevin van der Velden
@Unionhawk how to make sure something will be treated as a real emergency work order: Get it called in by the police
And almost 100 support wins
@Unionhawk And I should have gotten one last night
But nooo, someone had to go DDOS Blizzard.
Just mad cuz banned, probably

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