The Bridge

SaintWacko

18:03

Is Sir TapTap someone here?

arda

@SaintWacko I think he used to hang out here

Unionhawk

@BenBrocka

SaintWacko

Ahh, okay

arda

Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. Go talk to people, tell them how suicide is never the best choice, show them the greatness of life :)

If you want to talk about anything, you can message me on discord: aoz#4273 or steam: ardaozkal. I promise that all communications will stay between us.

two bugs

@Sterno I will allow this

Lazers 2.0

18:07

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Q: Guitar Hero PS3 Calibration Lag Horrible on HDTV with HDMI Cord

Back when guitar hero was popular we played it all the time. Then we got an HDTV and we have never been able to calibrate. Love to do whatever it takes (purchase new system?) to make this work again on our current Sanyo TV! Especially for the drums. Things I've tried. - manual lag (of course) ...

Sterno

18:21

Flash bombs are OP. Just had 5 guards chasing me, so I turned around, dropped a flashbomb, and then blackjacked them all

Unionhawk

Holy shit I found the most excellent 1 minute of footage to respond to "waa games hold your hand too much I should be able to kill essential NPCs"

How Her Story Works | Game Maker's Toolkit

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1 minute, 30 seconds, same thing

Sterno

urcat holds my hand

Unionhawk

Probably

Sterno

Time to move on from urmom and urdad jokes to urcat

KutuluMike

urmom is mycat

hrm.

that sounds much worse when i read it back in my head

Unionhawk

18:32

pls

Sterno

@Wipqozn You know, there's also something to be said for a game where you're already a master thief, have all your skills, and aren't constantly collecting XP and buying upgrades. Instead, you just play.

Wipqozn

@Sterno yeah

One issue that can create is playing the XP sytsem instead of the game

\like how in Deus Ex HR/MD folks do the path that gets them all the XP

as opposed to whatever they think is the most fun

Sterno

Plus, you already have all routes open to you, instead of "Oh, man, I couldn't afford high jumping yet"

Wipqozn

pretty much

Levels can also be designed more interestingly from the get go

Early missions don't need to be gimped due to you not having certain skill syet

djsmiley2k

wtf has the world come to

a guy on tv is identifying vacuum cleaners by the sound of them turning on and off

user15026

18:40

O.o

djsmiley2k

well he failed

but got the first 2 right

arda

wait, how

GodEmperorDune

my daughter has trolled me again cc @twobugs

Yuuki

... I think I need to stop watching these videos on spacetime and relativity.

user15026

@GodEmperorDune what now? :)

GodEmperorDune

18:41

changing diaper to clean up one poop, here comes second poop. cleaning up second poop, here comes a wild stream of pee all over the changing pad

KutuluMike

is your daughter secretly rebecca black?

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune All those Friday videos in the womb...

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki yeah in hindsight those were a bad idea

user15026

@GodEmperorDune babies are great :P

djsmiley2k

@GodEmperorDune hahah

be glad it's not a boy

GodEmperorDune

18:42

@KutuluMike i'm not sure if she's rebecca black or @fredley tbh

djsmiley2k

it'd be a wild helicopter of wee

GodEmperorDune

yeah, so i've heard

djsmiley2k

@GodEmperorDune I normally put the clean nappy under the dirty one, ready to pull up just in case

GodEmperorDune

@djsmiley2k yeah i have to be quicker on that

djsmiley2k

it's all good, enjoy it ;)

you learn so much in these first few weeks

GodEmperorDune

18:44

oh the feeling of her sleeping on my shoulder is magical

djsmiley2k

yus oh yus

Wipqozn

@Sterno Life of the PArty is huuuuuuuuge. I'm not even at the main mission point yet. I'm just looting the rooftops.

KutuluMike

@GodEmperorDune sounds like a no-win situation

GodEmperorDune

@KutuluMike :D

arda

@KutuluMike but one gets to be able to modabuse

GodEmperorDune

18:45

@arda yeah my daughter has not yet learned to modabuse

Lazers 2.0

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Q: To What Is The Boots Of Instrospection?

What I Make With The Boots Of Instropection ? Because With He Equiped I Cant Walk He Is Useless Or I Can Use To Soemthing ? .

candy-box-2

GodEmperorDune

though she tried to delete some hospital pictures with her foot

arda

Maybe she is gulp Rebecca Black

GodEmperorDune

apparently iphone has some time delay delete thing so we could recover them

like a picture recycle bin

arda

@GodEmperorDune yeah, best thing about iphone

After months of searching, I found the BEST linux distro for me. Low on power usage, low on system requirements, low on size, high on name... WattOS

GodEmperorDune

18:47

wat...os

lol, the website is planetwat

arda

planetwatt.com/new

djsmiley2k

@arda why not gentoo properly

arda

@djsmiley2k because installing linux is a huge PITA

I'd rather install one and use that

not really into experimenting

djsmiley2k

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok

it's really not but whatever :D

arda

This one seems to fit me as it has a reasonable level of power usage, which is important when I'm on battery power.

djsmiley2k

18:50

get a raspi

Is this for a laptop?

arda

yes

@djsmiley2k I do have one

djsmiley2k

hmmmmmm

then you really want to make sure they properly support your hardware

arda

@djsmiley2k Installing linux is easy.

reinstalling windows is not

djsmiley2k

@arda easy enough yes

configuring it properly is harder

arda

days of visual studio installs

days of windows updates

oh the horror

SaintWacko

18:52

Well don't blame Linux for that

Tim Stone

Yeah, blame @Wipqozn

djsmiley2k

^^

arda

WipqOS

Yuuki

Is There a Fifth Fundamental Force? + Quantum Eraser Answer | Space Time | PBS Digital Studios

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> Dark Matter is ninjas

arda

Also I just downloaded WattOS to my seedbox and disabled seed limits for that. Torrent away.

djsmiley2k

18:54

gravity isn't a force :(

arda

(it is free and it is the official torrent so... linux guys get the idea)

Yuuki

19:07

> Imagine a pony on rollerblades and a monkey skateboarding on its back. And make it an electric monkey.

cc @Fluttershy

They also provided a picture!

arda

but why

Yuuki

Because the speed of light is not about light.

arda

Greta Friedman (the woman in the iconic kiss picture at the end of WW2) dead at 92

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How do I log in to Pokemon Go on a new phone (old phone broke - didn't sign out and it is impossible) with my Google account?

So my Samsung Galaxy S3 broke, the screen won't display anything, it turns on but there's no vision, I tried fixing it but it didn't work. Now I have a new phone, downloaded Pokemon Go and I can't log in due to neverending loading screen when I click Google account. I can't sign out of my account...

pokemon-go

badp

20:09

When your dominoes are just right

Lazers 2.0

20:44

-1

Q: Is there a way I can prevent accidentally transferring my Pokemon?

In Pokemon Go, I've been using the "appraise" feature every now and then on my Pokemon as I power them up. Unfortunately the appraise button uncomfortably close to the transfer button and I have accidentally transferred some Pokemon in this processed. As this as happened to myself, and many oth...

pokemon-go

user15026

@GodEmperorDune She's starting early on the ways of mod abuse :P

two bugs

So I guess Samsung's entire business now is abit fuct.

user15026

@twobugs Hm?

two bugs

Galaxy S7 Note has a hugely expensive recall going on

arda

*note 7

user15026

20:48

Oh damn

two bugs

Whatever the name is :P

user15026

What happened? Explosions?

two bugs

The battery was apparently catching fire

user15026

I was just being facetious, but holy crap

two bugs

Yup. Sounds like they were rushing products to market to try and beat Apple

arda

20:49

@twobugs there is both S7 and Note 7 so I just wanted to minimize the risk of note 7 users thinking it is for s7 (and s7 users thinking it is for their phone).

two bugs

Fair enough

Unionhawk

Yeah, it's only note 7

But it is, you know, literally battery explosions

user15026

O.o

two bugs

Yuppppp

Unionhawk

WARNING!! Poking a Phone Battery With a Knife Results In Explosion

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You know, standard issue lithium battery explosions

RedRiderX

20:51

Airlines ask that you don't power them on in planes

Unionhawk

YUP

two bugs

@Unionhawk Requesting a retitle - "LIFEHACK: HOW TO MAKE FIRE"

Unionhawk

It's fucking great

GnomeSlice

Yeah saw that one

the airplane thing

arda

user15026

20:52

@RedRiderX Really?

user15026

@Unionhawk Holy god

GnomeSlice

@Ash Yes

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk That wasn't an explosion, it was very fast fire /ElonMusk

RedRiderX

blognix.com/09/…

Unionhawk

@Ash nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/…

@TimStone You know, black powder sort of explosion, not C4 sort of explosion

user15026

20:54

Huh, wow. (And hey the article also answered my wondering about why Delta specifically told me I can't take a hoverboard on a plane)

two bugs

Yeah hoverboards had a.. few problems

user15026

I just thought it was odd the other night because they were very very specific about that, for any other restrictions they just told me to check various links

Kevin van der Velden

@twobugs more the fact that everyone bought cheap chinese ripoffs that had borked batteries

Yuuki

Never forget that batteries are designed to store lots of energy. Bombs also store lots of energy, they're just designed to release it all at once.

Unionhawk

21:17

Yeah, hoverboards have roughly the same issue at much larger scale

arda

@Yuuki reminded me of...

A laptop battery contains roughly the stored energy of a hand grenade, and if shorted it ... hey! You can't arrest me if I prove your rules inconsistent!

tsa actually replied to that forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?t=46966

Unionhawk

Excellent

Yuuki

And Randall responded back.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Which map is the most efficient for coins and gems in Temple Run 2

Which of the three maps: 1.original Sky Summit 2.next Frozen Shadows 3.current Blazing Sands is the most efficient for collecting coins and gems for a fixed amount of time playing? They all seem to have pluses and minuses in terms of efficiency per time and distance but I am wondering if a...

temple-run-2

Yuuki

Oh boy, the comments on this trailer are already turning into a shitshow. Granted, it's about the Armenian Genocide so that's pretty much expected.

Chippies

21:45

there was a better comic, but this is the only one I could find...

Yuuki

Well, a good explosive is stable so it only detonates when the bomber wants it to explode.

Chippies

@Yuuki what if he wants it to explode in the waste bin?

what if they throw hundreds of explosive bottles in the wastebin?

Yuuki

Well, if he knows anything about what he's doing, the trigger mechanism wouldn't be shock.

Aaaaand now I'm on a list.

Chippies

because, you know, all the "potentially explosive water bottles" are thrown into the same spot

arda

@Yuuki oooh no

drama.

There will be a HUGE shitshow over that movie here.

badp

21:52

@Unionhawk as it turns out batteries store energy

two bugs

Yeah well your face emits DUMB ENERGY

badp

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND

SaintWacko

22:10

KutuluMike

Throw 'em back, till I lose count

badp

@SaintWacko YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Skyrim Nightingale quest

Heres my problem soo after i have done "speaking with silence" quest karliah gave me the nightingale sword but she didnt tell me to meet her at the flaggon soo i thought it was part of the quest and i was done with it soo i did other things but i learn more about it and soo i came back to find ka...

skyrim

badp

YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THAT'S WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE

Unionhawk

22:23

Krebs just took down the biggest DDOS site on the planet. https://twitter.com/briankrebs/status/774687669989285889

Tweeted by SwiftOnSecurity on September 10, 2016 at 10:10 PM

JUSTICE

arda

@Unionhawk RAINS

badp

COURAGE

arda

@badp techrax?

Tim Stone

@badp I'm sure it would have been fine if not for the audio jack

badp

22:43

@TimStone VISION

KutuluMike

@TimStone now that there's no audio jack, the iPhone is 100% watertight.

but, oddly enough, not any thinner

> Apple: The only thing preventing us from making the iPhone thinner is this damn audio jack.

> removes audio jack

> Apple: BTW the new iPhone is the exact same size

Montag451

Skyrim - The Dragonborn Comes - Swedish Radio Symphony Orchestra / Sabina Zweiacker

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Lazers 2.0

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Q: How can I view the contents of my controller pak?

I have several Nintendo 64 memory paks and I have no idea how to view the contents of each. Is there a startup sequence that works without a game? If I have to view the contents within a game, what games are the best for managing the pak's contents?

nintendo-64 accessories

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Q: How can I take the metal door shortcut in Marine Fortress?

Marine Fortress has a metal door on the last part of the map that leads to a major shortcut. This guide says it is raised in the 2nd lap on hard and expert modes. I also saw a YouTube video where the racer goes underneath the door, but I don't know how they did that. (Did it have anything to do w...

wave-race-64

Sterno

23:03

@Unionhawk They made at least $600k in two years. Bail was $10k. Yup.

Unionhawk

Yeah well

MBraedley

23:15

Streaming Overwatch

two bugs

23:27

Hm. I was about to stream some Ori but I don't want to compete

Yuuki

Wanna do a random heroic?

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn was planning to stream a blank screen

two bugs

Sure I can log in

Yuuki

Actually, I should probably not do any dungeons until I move out.

SaintWacko

I can't do heroics yet :(

Only ilvl 799

two bugs

23:28

847 :)

Lazers 2.0

23:49

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Q: Am I able to go on mash up packs using pc

Am I able to join xbox worlds, Like cool mash up packs reply if this is possible please reply. Thanks -Mitch

minecraft two-worlds-2

arda

I just realized that I messaged a Turkish friend... in English.

Ktash

You can just say you were trying to make sure it didn't get intercepted by spies

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